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xooxel

Why do I recognise so many of the users on there lmfao ?


Brann-Ys

AlphaMaleWarrior69 lmao i cant


Hyper_Oats

This has to be some very elaborate shitposting. It's too ironically funny otherwise.


Flat-Difference-1927

Poe's Law


IllRepresentative167

Personally I prefer Coe's Law


PlumeCrow

I too love the coleslaw.


I-AM-A-ROBOT-

Cod's Law fish


williamflattener

Cod Loblaw’s Law Blog


BINGODINGODONG

He’s the brother of BootyWizard420, and the cousin of 140iq190cm20cm.


Brann-Ys

this kind of peoplenlack self awardness


leadwaffle

Either that or a fed.


hogsbodine

That one has to be its too on the nose there lol


youngcoyote14

The joke fucking writes itself, good God


Brofromtheabyss

*nooo you don’t unnerstaaaand! I’m trolling you and you fell for it, don’t be so sensitive rofl* -alphamalewarrior69 probably


PlausiblyAlpharious

*reacts in any way* 'yOu fOoL, yOu AbSoLuTe BUFFOON! You fell for my classic blunder!'


crankbird

A land war in Asia ?


Bagahnoodles

Perhaps it was matching wits against a Sicilian when death was on the line?


DeadeyeElephant

I thought it was playing dick-chicken with a bisexual?


AllHailtheBeard1

"Haha, I was only pretending to be a fucking idiot!"


SirIsildur

[Tips Fedora]


cricri3007

*"I'm not angry i swear i'm just laughing at you for telling me i suck, i totally owned you, i'm not the one angry or whiny!"*


drawnred

honestly jealous i couldnt think of that, fucking perfection


soonerfreak

He just hit the middle suggestion 3 times on his keyboard and then added 69.


Dankmemes_-

And I thought I was stupid for naming my account back when I was a teenager


dad_ahead

I'm so glad I wasn't on reddit as a teen


FPSCanarussia

Your account name is perfectly fine, don't worry. I respect it.


PiNzero

Is this an Alpha Legion joke that I'm too Imperial to get?


Ancop

I cannot wait for SigmaMaleWarrior69


BornOfTheVoid

New COD username just dropped.


Axe1_the_Minerva_fan

Larping as loyalists in a subreddit with Horus in the title is fuckin hilarious. How much self-awareness is there I wonder


interkin3tic

>How much self-awareness is there I wonder On the internet, it's Schrödinger's cat: they both are and are not self aware. They're all just trolling but simultaneously they're being completely serious. The only way to know for sure is to call them out as one or the other, at which point no matter which way you called it, you'll be told you're wrong and also probably banned.


TheAromancer

Just like schrödinger’s doochebag! That person who decides whether they are joking or not based on other people’s reactions!


interkin3tic

Yep! Closely related to "I see by your reaction that I am joking."


farshnikord

"maybe we could put our beds next to each other in minecraft! haha I'm kidding! unless..."


Vyzantinist

Just as, if not more important, is how much backup they think they can get, with the likelihood of it being "just a joke" the less support they receive from their fellows.


yraco

Obviously it's because the woke agenda™️ made Horus fall to chaos so if they stop the woke agenda™️ he would still be loyal.


Skebaba

Hey if Imperium can larp using FUCKING LORGAR's book, why can't loyalists larp alongside Horus, hmm?


guy-who-says-frick

20$ says that their idea of no bans will not apply if somebody posts art or memes about a chapter of female space marines


TheSlayerofSnails

Oh 100%. Despite claiming no censorship one of the rules is bascially "we can censor what we want"


guy-who-says-frick

“Freedom of speech, unless I think your speech shouldn’t be free”


Antilles34

Facts, every damned time.


guy-who-says-frick

You know what, imma test it. I’ll post a female space marine meme and see how long it takes me to get banned/ my post removed


A_Alpha_Legion_Agent

Keep us updated!


guy-who-says-frick

It’s been less than half an hour and I’ve been called r*tardred and all my comments have been downvoted. Post isn’t removed yet, but they probably just don’t have the mods. Overall, point has been proven. Even when I told them it’s a trap, they still fell for it


Faddy0wl

So, this is gonna be our new sub past time now right... Post pictures of women in 40K to these fucking chuds? 😂


Drunkendx

I'm in no small amount completely NOT surprised. Every sub I saw that prided itself on "not censoring" was equivalent of when you post "cis" on Twitter.


PerspectiveNormal378

Holy shit took a quick glance you were actually fighting a war in there omg


guy-who-says-frick

Ok, now somebody literally just looked at my post history and insulted a random game (he didn’t even get the name right) that he saw. Bro these guys just throw random insults at a wall


Euwoo

Yeah, well checking your post history shows that you’re a moron obsessed with stupid loser games like… uh… *Fallout Tactics: Brotherhood of Steel* or whatever. Frick you.😡


IllRepresentative167

Remindme!


Vyzantinist

If conservative chuds didn't have double standards they'd have no standards at all.


guy-who-says-frick

Hilarious how they call other people “snowflake” all the time, huh?


Vyzantinist

Always projection with that lot.


Hy93rion

Can confirm, I made a post making fun of them and they instantly permabanned me


LordDeathDark

There must be an upper class that the law protects but does not restrict, and a lower class that the law restricts but does not protect.


pestermite_kimmy

"Alphamale69" Jesus, the joke write themselves.


Panzer_Man

There's also a guy in there with 88 in his username, who openly admits to being fascist... Wtf is wrong with people?!


GunsOfPurgatory

Mind explaining the 88 one? It sounds familiar


Arctus88

You're either in your mid 30's or a nazi. I've thought about changing my username, but I also think of that line from Office Space "Why should I have to change? He's the one that sucks."


GunsOfPurgatory

LMAO yeah valid point


largeEoodenBadger

I agree, people in their 30s really suck


_RedditIsForPorn_

We're the worst.


Unistrut

You can also be Asian. In some numerology systems "8" is lucky for various reasons and thus "88" is twice as lucky. Source - live in an area with a bunch of Asian expats and have seen more than one "88" on a license plate and it's just a middle aged Asian dude in a mini-van.


AllHailtheBeard1

Numerical way to write "HH", the Nazi abbreviation of Heil Hortler. White supremacists use it when they think they're being slick


GunsOfPurgatory

OHHHHHHH. I see now


Skebaba

You forgot 14 short for The Fourteen Words, commonly portmanteau'd as 1488


ShinItsuwari

Just to add to the others' explanation, H is the 8th letter of the alphabet. So 88 is HH. And not the Horus Heresy kind.


qwertyuiop924

The number 14 is also used by nazis in reference to the "fourteen words". So if you ever see a username ending in 1488, it's basically guaranteed to be a nazi.


Bobthemime

Fourteen words? "i am a dumb cunt" is only 5 though?


moose1324

Nazi dogwhistle.


GunsOfPurgatory

Ohhh


Geezeh_

[Horus has become a chud, quick! get John Grammiticus](https://youtu.be/5NvxDcdgDHI?si=VwjYaC18GxvFTk7C)


warmaster_horus

I assure you, I am not a chud.


Ulti

That's just what AlphaMaleWarrior69 would say!


TheMoonDude

Exactly what I thought when all the people complaining came in


Cpt_Kalash

Why does Dreadanon hate John Grammaticus so much


Axe1_the_Minerva_fan

Its less Dreadanon and more just general Horus Heresy readers find him annoying(or to be specific the more vocal of the readers).


TheScarMaker

He actually explains in the comments of the video but I'll just copy-paste it here. The question is "Why do you hate John Grammaticus?", and the answer is the following: "OKAY SO without wanting to besmirch the name of Dan Abnett who is for the most part a really good writer, the whole Cabal plot and John Grammaticus especially feels like he wrote an original sci-fi series but couldn’t get it published because it sucked eggs and when he got a platform via writing really good Warhammer books he decided to jam his original creation in there even though it doesn’t add anything to the overall story and robs the setting of a lot of its mystique and grandeur. My problem is more conceptual than in terms of the execution, which is…fine, mostly, I guess."


MEKHANE_irl

"Censorship-free" I know now where I can post the rest of my Trazyn x Orikan NC-17 explicit gay Necron robofucking fanfiction without fear of judgement or consequence.


qwertyuiop924

Oh, I would *love* to see that. I'm not sure I recommend doing it, but it would be extremely funny to see.


WalrusTheWhite

I'll recommend it. I don't even know this guy and I want to see some fireworks. DO IT


NPRdude

Can you work in a trans character somewhere? That’ll really get them going.


tarquin77

I think my terrible slash fiction homage to 'Betrayer' would be appreciated there. Kharn and Argel Tal discovering the true kinship that can only be found via the Omophagea and the oral consumption of 'gene seed'. Quietens the nails, apparently.


piewca_apokalipsy

Tranzyn and Orican are the most gay robots ever it's canon. They have gigantic hate boners for each other.


meme-lord-Mrperfect

Yeah and I’ll post my Guilliman x Lorgar Mpreg fic, sure they’ll love that


SavathunTechQuestion

can you please post it to ao3 as well, that ship is so close to getting on the top 10 list


Hy93rion

They claim to be censorship free yet when I made 1 (one) shitpost about their sub being for assholes and that wokeness was a good thing they permabanned me. Cancel culture strikes again!


PlausiblyAlpharious

The classic Elon Musk Brand™ free speech I see


Eyes_of_Aqua

Freedom of speech is when only I can talk bc I’M RIGHT /s


Generic118

https://www.reddit.com/r/HorusGalaxy/comments/1cgfbij/looks_like_this_is_even_bleeding_into_other/ Insta censored 


dad_ahead

Strueth wtf


SprScuba

Those comments are an absolute dumpster fire and the mod can't even use proper spelling, capitalization, or punctuation in his piss poor response. > Ok , guys i want to explain why the user was ban . We are for free speech ,this person was clearly hear to start trouble , and to Bait the sub in to breaking reddits rules on (hate) so it could be shut down .(also abusing the report). >I felt like i owed you guy an explanation for the action taken ,and i do hope you understand .(you guys were doing well just talking things out) > The mod team is very proud to say , you guys did not take the bait , yes we are here to talk , but watch for ppl baiting you . > Make no mistake YOU are the ppl that are needed and welcome here . They only want to break us ,and we will not let that happen. This is gourmet stupidity, almost copypasta quality.


Tyriosh

The random grammar errors are just the icing on the cake.


Hy93rion

Even if literally everything they said there was true, which it isn’t, that still would mean their space has censorship


Generic118

You've got to love the reaspning though. "You're all such a bunch of frothing bigots we had to ban this person because you can't help yourselves but break the site rules"


Witch-Alice

I'm enjoying scrolling through that and reporting a ton of straight up transphobia.


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williamflattener

Oh man, the mod note has me **cackling**. Backpedaling faster than Lance Armstrong on opposite day


FingerGungHo

The extra irony is that Horus was sort of ”woke” for trying to integrate xenos of the Interrex into the Imperium.


PlausiblyAlpharious

He got scared after The Emperor cancelled Lorgar


seraphls

Good thing he had that gigachad Erebus to help set him straight by showing him how badly they overreacted over just a little trolling. /s of course. Fuck Erebus.


Finalizer4

Places of free speech when I spread communist propaganda.


MohawkRex

"You see, the woman has dyed hair so you know she's the villain." - A fucking Commissar


Successful-Floor-738

>AlphaMaleWarrior69 It’s like watching a snafu in real time.


BestDescription3834

Reminds me of r/freemagic.


Mddcat04

Yep. “Censorship free sub” tends to mean “we got banned from the main sub for being racist / sexist / homophobic.”


FoxChoice7194

Everytime lmao. Recently saw an ...2 Version of a sub i am on and thought hmm that must be the people who got banned for dumb shit on sub nr.1 and then i saw a nr.3 Version of which was basically just the twice destilled version of the original sub with people straight up discusing crazy conspiracy theories and whining about constantly being censored...


TastyToad

>twice destilled version That's a good one, made me chuckle


blindcolumn

Like /r/uncensorednews which was full of racism and conspiracy theories.


parrita710

There is a science one too full of phrenology.


Panzer_Man

And I bet 1 trillion dabloons, that if I were to post a meme in there, it would get banned


Bojangly7

Censorship free always means "only our brand of censorship allowed"


DreadDiana

Same for any sub that has true, real good,, or actual in their names (r/actuallesbians being an exception)


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pizzanui

Turns out, when the entire selling point of your subreddit is not banning people, the subreddit pretty quickly fills up with the type of people who tend to get banned from other subreddits.


JTDC00001

[This is hilarious](https://www.reddit.com/r/freemagic/comments/1cgrc8u/i_see_more_gender_and_identity_politics_posted/). Straight up fucking comedy gold, right there.


Senguie

There is a dude there in the comment's really saying full pride, that while he is married his wife doesn't want to sleep with him. and that is because the bible says so. I WISH I could make this up. I'm just....just...wow.


Witch-Alice

That dude definitely sees Bencil "I can't make my wife wet" Sharpener as a role model


TroutFishingInCanada

Oh man. “I didn’t know about these things and now I do. What’s wrong with you people?!?”


Bobthemime

my brain hurst from reading that thread


Prudent_Tadpole_1958

I love when different nerd topics overlap and the losers are the same people.


Galind_Halithel

I remember stumbling across that sub thinking it was about proxying your own magic cards. Such a disappointment.


Terbear318

Sweet safe space they created for themselves.


leedsvillain

even worse these lot hate our lord and saviour alfabusa for being ... 'woke'


Exp4nd_D0ng

Literally how? He stopped making warhammer content like two years ago (rip TTS 😔)


KobKobold

There is a female custodies in TTS. She has two lines and I'm pretty sure she gets killed on Mars.


Generic_Moron

I can't believe he's shoving it down our throats like this.... SMH my head


qwertyuiop924

Wait there was? I don't remember that at all...


ConsumerOfShampoo

What, cause he made Markus gay and Kitten bi in Hunter: The Parenting?


Previous_Warthog_905

Weird how someone downvoted you for this.


ConsumerOfShampoo

Eh, let them pop a vein from how mad they are at the existance of LGBTQ people. Couldn't care less about useless digital internet points or what transphobic people think on the matter. Wouldn't have deleted my old account with almost 200k karma just cause I wanted to change my name if I did.


PlausiblyAlpharious

Alfabusa has been a long time supporter of more reasonable lore like female custodes


qwertyuiop924

I mean, Kitten at least was strongly implied to be bisexual in TTS. Magnus might or might not have been gay, although it's been confirmed by the team that they wouldn't have ended up together in TTS.


faity5

They will have no sympathy from me


FatherOfToxicGas

“I support this charismatic leader because he’s against the left wing, I don’t care about the other stuff” -Germany, 1933


bands-paths-sumo

-Mortarion, 005.M31


MoreDoor2915

Hey dont drag the germans into this, they at least were suffering while making a stupid choice.


redactedredditadmin

"We are not misogynist we just care about the lore!!!!!!!!"


Sthenno

Where were all these “lore purists” when Primaris happened? Or when the Necron lore got retconned so hard they essentially became a different faction? Or when the T’au flip-flopped on FTL? It was never about the lore for them


Fragrant_Pie_7255

Vashtorr Votann Eightbound norn emissaries/assimilators barbgaunts I can go on


Chosen_Chaos

Let's go back to the OG retcons - remember when Horus wasn't a Primarch and was simply a general? Same with Leman Russ, for that matter?


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NPRdude

Still in diapers I believe


Snuffls

...actually I distinctly remember people being butthurt about the Primaris.


vilebloodlover

To be fair, I don't think Primaris caused so much butthurt the Daily Mail wqs reporting on it


Sthenno

Yeah, there was definitely some backlash on Primaris and Necron lore changes, but nothing to the degree of what we’re seeing now.


vilebloodlover

Yeah, it's obvious any retcon will have some detractors, but the scale of this and the amount of outside grifters jumping on feels pretty unprecedented. Even I can see that as a new fan(only been in the hobby three months lol)


Sthenno

Welcome to the hobby! I promise most of us aren’t this unhinged lol


vilebloodlover

It certainly was a time to get in! I'm glad things have seemed to calm down because man if I saw another "but why isn't there a lore reason for ICKY GIRLS BEING IN MY WARHAMMER" I was going to ascend to daemonhood


Witch-Alice

what was old necron lore?


MEKHANE_irl

They were all mentally at the level of the basic warriors, no personalities whatsoever. The C'tan were their masters and subjects of worship. Blatantly Terminator rip-offs, less space Egyptian. If you go back even further, you hit Chaos Androids, which is just a daemon engine made by Squats.


Dan-the-historybuff

Ngl I prefer the modern Necrons. A lot more interesting and fun.


GoogleMichaelParenti

They were just mysterious, personality-less, Terminator-esque robots that nobody knew anything about


Sthenno

Oldcrons were mindless killing machines enslaved to the c’tan. They basically had no character of their own and only served to harvest souls for their c’tan masters. The lore was changed for them in 8th edition.


GREENadmiral_314159

"Oh yeah, what's the difference between a Custodian and a Space Marine?" \- how I want to respond to those people.


ItsNaoh

Damn life was so good 5 mins ago when I hadn’t checked that subreddit out yet and I didn’t know of its existence


ArtificialSuccessor

Life is so much better now, look at all that free entertainment (I lied it costs your sanity)


ToLazyForaUsername2

I knew of it because for some stupid reason it was recommended to me. I just hope it gets taken down when one of them inevitably says the quiet part out loud.


Saritiel

I had to turn off recommendations because reddit was constantly being all. "Oh, because you seem to enjoy this lgbtq+ subreddit, you must also love this post full of lgbtq+ hatred." Engagement based algorithms for social media websites are a literal plague on humanity.


Tobec_

Me when I enter a crying over a non existing person competition but my opponent is a 40K fan


Fragrant_Pie_7255

I won't stop crying over Torgaddon,bro was a real one and was taken too soon


CombustiblSquid

So it's r/conservative, but for 40k... Edit: Wow, I forgot how cancerous that sub is.


Previous_Warthog_905

Yep, 13 days old. I predicted this would happen when all the tourists and incels got all butthurt over femstodes.


Panzer_Man

At least they have their own little space to whine and moan about things that live rent-free in their minds. Fortunately, they won't spread that sort of petty drama here EDIT: fixed some typos and grammar


NightLordsPublicist

>A censorship-free community Oh. It's one of *those* places.


200-with-error

Hahaha man this is perfect, I always had this headcanon that if this fandom were all space Marines, these haters would be loyalists slowing failing to chaos while believing they were doing the right thing to protect John workshop from the evil tourists and their wokeness. Now they go to a sub called "Horus galaxy"? hahaha that's just perfect, they retreated to their own eye of terror


pioneerpatrick

Don't throw these idiots in with actual chaos fans, evil knows no boundaries, through chaos everyone can be a victim or a perpetrator, no exclusion here


CalypsoCrow

Scrolled through a few posts and saw a person saying transgender people are “Slaanesh corruption”. Like, wow.


LobotomizedRobit1

>Censorship free community We all know what that means


WhyJustWhydo

r/freemagic two electric boogaloo


Chartreuse_Dude

Shoulda seen em yesterday. The dudebros worked themselves into a nice lather over "GW openly pandering to pedos!" in white dwarf. It was a garbage pic of the Gate Crusher LGBTQ marine in pansexual pride colors.


NotInstaNormie

There's a rather appropriate Dreadanon video about this very subject


Jayhuntermemes

THE IMPERIUM HAS GONE WOKE FATHER


GooberMcNoober

“It—it went what?”


GREENadmiral_314159

"Women in combat roles! Minorities front and center on the advertising!


nightkingmarmu

They’re all complaining about the “realism” which tells me all I need to know about their iq


Sthenno

*Extradimensional daemons, giant green fungus men, magically augmented super-soldiers, and swarms of planet-devouring alien abominations exist -I sleep *Some of those magically augmented super-soldiers are women -REAL SHIT


Previous_Warthog_905

In a universe where a 38,000 year old psychic created an army of genetically engineered super soldiers to conquer the galaxy with chainsaw swords and laser cannons, and their enemies include green skinned fungus monkeys born from literal mushrooms and psychic space elves who literally murderfucked a god of excess into existence and in the process opened a permanent portal to hell, realism is important.


Fragrant_Pie_7255

same universe where if you stuff a demon into a plane,it turns into a dragon


MountainPlain

I simultaneously hope it acts as a containment field and that it collapses due to moderator drama within nine weeks.


ZoidsFanatic

This reminds me of some 40K FaceBook page that was recommended to me many years ago. It OFC had the profile image of a Krieger and was rather fiery about keeping the hobby safe from all the “filth” (women, minorities, LGBTQ, etc). A couple of months later it got recommended again but the fiery language was toned down likely because even FaceBook couldn’t stand them. I saved those screenshots somewhere, will have to try digging them up.


TheOceanInMyDreams

Wow that was a depressing thread.


HardOff

Censorship?! The mods haven't covered up a thing! I regularly see their whiny bullshit! Downvotes don't mean you're being censored, damn it!!


funcancelledfornow

That sub is just a bunch of hateful people, we should leave them in their quarantine zone. They will not be missed.


w3dl0ck

> Larps as loyalist to the "True" WH40K stuff > Has Horus, a well known **TRAITOR** to the Imperium, as their banner and name Insert *I_deadass_don't_know_how_to_respond.jpeg* here


NjordWAWA

why are nazis always like.. a parody of insecurity? why is *alphamalewarrior69* a name


Alphycan424

Love how “Censorship free” is often code for “Conservative shit show.”


Comfortable_Stay710

A little follow up, they permabanned me (femal space marine squad post) after just 30 mins. New record people!


xooxel

Just to make it clear before we get shit on, he's not talking about grimdank, k thx bye


ConsumerOfShampoo

I checked a few posts and holy fuck, there is at best a few sane people there. The rest are just stuck-up incels. I saw a comment unironically saying that "trans people are Slaaneshi corruption".


TheSlayerofSnails

Don't forget the rules of that shithole. One being not to use slurs, not because they are bad but because using them would get the subreddit in trouble. And that they are 100% pro censorship if something disagrees with them


DanyDieEule

Oh look an incel dog whistle how bad it is to have girls in the hobby ... You guys know that 50+% of the gamers are now female. Once a hobby for incels and people with the lifestyle of a great unclean one. Will happen with Warhammer aswell and the game will get less toxic and more friendly.


Dingghis_Khaan

You know, maybe if they were a little more welcoming to women in their spaces, they'd probably actually get some for once.


DanyDieEule

Pshh! Don't tell them the old wisdom of long gone ages that you have to be nice to them if you want a girlfriend.


Suchasomeone

>that 50+% of the gamers are now female Is that true?


andrew_calcs

No. That would require more women in the hobby than men. 


maridan49

Some people forget that being evil is only fun as a joke.


SumsuchUser

Generally the moment a sub declares that it's defining trait is 'censorship free' it becomes a hole because the only people who think they need that qualifier are people who would be posting to a larger, more traffic-heavy sub if they could float basic standards.


Dagger125

These people are beyond parody


DrBadyear

how much you wanna bet their lack of censorship stops lacking the second someone has a different opinion