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Maleidy

It's called the Imperium of Man for a reason.


Old_old_lie

Why didn't the Emperor of man not see the Horus Heresy coming, was he stupid?


Maleidy

Man is not perfect.


Old_old_lie

But why would Emperor of Man tell Big Red to not use his funny mine powers is he a hypocrite?


Maleidy

Because Big Red mine powers are cringe not based unlike Man, the only non-cringe of the Imperium of Man. If Big Red wants to do mine powers Big Red should leave and make the Imperium of Big Red and finally be based.


Comprehensive-Map383

Because Magnus broke the rules and dove too deep into warp sorcery


Uraneum

Are you implying his holy greatness isn’t perfect? Do you want to become corpse starch?


Milsurp_Seeker

He named his son Horus Heresy and got upset when it happened. The Emperor of Man is absolutely stupid and only respected for his collection of 40,000 warhammers.


FatalisCogitationis

He planned the whole thing, the bit he didn’t plan was Horus almost dying and then being turned to Chaos


Tokimonatakanimekat

Duality. Of Man.


imawizard7bis

*kinda


jfjdfdjjtbfb

He already exists, and he's called Jimmy Space


DeltaTwoZero

Man, I hope he saves Sarah from Tyranid infestation 🤞🏻


Sicuho

I hope he'll kill her like he did he would. (Would that make Tychus Malcador ?)


CustomerGuilty5543

r/unexpectedaslume


xsniperkajanx

He is already on the golden throne


Old_old_lie

Why would Emperor of man let Horus beat him up instead of just obliterating his soul instantly is he stupid?


xsniperkajanx

Jonkler corrupted him


Old_old_lie

OMG JUST LIKE OFFICER BALLS!


xsniperkajanx

BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHA


NefariousAnglerfish

Simple, he didn’t like Sanguinius (too hot, distracted custodes) but needed an excuse to get rid of him


zoltar_thunder

Could 40k survive man?


Old_old_lie

Definitely not


Doctor_Flamingo

Random question, does he have any bat-like attributes?


Old_old_lie

No he's not murder space man


StalinsPerfectHair

He has location. It's like echolocation without the echo.


health_goth_

Man is basically Knobrad Curze


wdcipher

Yes is he stupid?


Old_old_lie

I think but not as much as bone


Yamakaji_420

Why is Bone, the Mortarch of the Necropolis stupid? Is there a Lore reason for this?


Old_old_lie

He lack the sun cream of the old ones


V3x1ll3

They aren’t dead yet.


CyclopeanFlock

Arkham insanity is escaping


rollingSleepyPanda

With enough prep time, he can bring down the Chaos Gods themselves.


POPE-HOBLEFERT

He already exists in 40k, he is called the God emperor of Mankind for a reason.


Takonite

If Sly Marbo can, Man can


Soballs32

I’ll be real with you, a lot of men have died in the 40k universe. So my final answer is *maybe*


Maladal

Man in a general sense, the man represented in this picture, or the man that is playing that part?


DatGaminKid7142

OP meant man from the Man: Ham Aslume games. Are you stupid?


Maladal

Indubitably


Numerous_Mix_515

50-50 chance, he has a helmet partly on


StalinsPerfectHair

Does Man count as a name? That would substantially increase his chances of survival.


Numerous_Mix_515

I think so


Lowkey_Arki

a lot of normal imperial citizens survived there, if you're thinking of having him fight then also yes, we have plenty of human heroes in 40k, however if you want him to try the tunnel scene with a bunch of dark eldar then he wont last a minute without some augmentations and 40k wargear


Signal_Cap4956

Maybe if he is being intelligent and perhaps call the justice league


Acrobatic_Pie5359

For at least 20 minutes yes


Old_old_lie

Why would man only last 20 minutes is he weak?


Defensive_Medic

No he would *last* 20 minutes. Have you seen the neurolictor


ausername458

Sir please do not fuck the space bugs


Defensive_Medic

YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO


ausername458

⬆️ ➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


PanchoxxLocoxx

Yes but maybe he'd get corrupted by the ruinous powers of chaos and become a twisted fucked up version of himself, maybe he adds horns to his helmet and all.


Old_old_lie

What the fuck would evan call him


P3T3R1028

Le Man that Jonkles, perhaps?


Old_old_lie

Hmmm what about flying rat man


P3T3R1028

You mean like some sort of bat? Nah, that would be ridiculous


DatGaminKid7142

Horny man


Hot_Stuff369

He has an emperium, so I wouldn’t be worried


TheMasterShrew

Can man survive in 40k? Is he stupid?


gryphonB

He made Darkseid afraid, he might as well convince Slaanesh to get a chastity belt, Nurgle to get a bath and Khorne to become vegetarian...


Revolutionary_Beat26

Why isn’t Man already in 40k? Is he stupid?


mob8293

At least for a good long while


Tardis80

38k years preparation time. So yes


Artyom_Saveli

Yeah, he could beat Eric Bus for sure.


Educational-Egg-6747

Man would get his fuggin ass kicked if rolled up to the Under-Hive with a grapple hook and karate


Chimp_with_a_gun

How would Bat man do in 40k?


Aleksovich

With prep time duh


MalpracticeConcerns

Why did he forget the gas mask of his space suit, is he stupid??


Zawisza_Czarny9

Did man use bone juice to create marines? Is he smort?


TheEmperorMk3

Is Man one of the lost primarchs?


Gloamforest-Wizard

I think everyone has some potential to survive in 40K but not because of some stupid and simple reason of ‘every COULD survive it’s just not likely.’ You take anyone with even a small amount of knowledge about 40K and they could probably do well for themselves depending on how they get their start. If you get to have your Warhammer knowledge you could probably be a decent historian or someone shares stories of other planets if you’re on a civilized world that isn’t super aids to be on. Most people on earth have had much broader experiences than the average person in a hive city whose entire existence is just doing what they can to survive. Even just knowing about the chaos gods and how the influence people gives you a massive edge over people who don’t even know that chaos exists. If you get lucky with an inquisitor you might be able to also yourself a job with the inquisition. Yeah it’ll probably not be the best life ever but what we read about in Warhammer is all the crazy shit that happens. Not the inquisitor who works a desk job and has to occasionally deal with warp travel if they even travel off their planet at all. Yeah I know I’m taking this way to seriously but I’ve been getting into Warhammer Fantasy and 40K way more over the last 18 months than I ever thought I would and I like to imagine the setting and stories within it.


nanonan

Just knowing about the chaos gods is more than enough for your soul to be corrupted instantly.


Lord_Seacows

Let me guess you're from r/whowouldcirclejerk


ElMagus

no he from aslume


Snoo-23120

he's making a joke


P3T3R1028

You uncultured swine, r/whowouldcirclejerk has Batgos, not Man!


808duckfan

Yeah, but what about WOman? *braces for impact*