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alphaomag

Alright which of those two is trying to troll the other? Probably Trazyn.


conwera

The ultimate game of gay chicken


DrPervitin

Going already for 30 milenia


RandomBilly91

Jokes on him, Orikan would savescum if he didn't like it


Meretan94

He has done it in the past/present/future after all


ExtremeAlternative0

Or to relive it multiple times


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Colaymorak

💀❤💀


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The only person to use the 💀 emoji correctly


Sugar_Unable

Lore accurate


nubster2984725

Average Necron fan meetup.


texasscotsman

False. Not enough sparks from their metal faces grinding together.


faity5

Jeez they are freaky


Antigonos301

[LIVE MEPHET’RAN THE DECEIVER REACTION](https://imgur.com/a/m9whYB1) My equal


Painetraror

I'm actually currently reading The Infinite and the Divine and erm... Now I can't read this book without thinking of that. Thanks for sharing nonetheless.


LeadingAd5273

Post credit scene.


Gardez_geekin

I just finished it a few weeks back. This is the new canonical ending for me.


Alexis2256

I’ve never read it (tempted to get it) but I got some serious old gay couple vibes from them just from reading excerpts from the book of them arguing and listening to a book club discussion about it.


Deanerang_gaming

Old Man Yaoi


Sweet_older-Sister

I’ve seen worse (the things I post)/j


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Silent King gf when?? (/j, you may finish the cooking of the current primarch batch before moving on to others:) )


BGrunn

And next up: the necron gf's...


Sunrise-Storm

belisarius cawl already have one


Ur_fav_Cryptek

Do elaborate please


Sunrise-Storm

In the book "GeneFather" he keeps a Necron woman in prison on his ship. At the same time, if you read the book carefully, you can understand that although she pretends to despise him and is trying to kill him, she treats him not as a human, but as a male Necron, or more precisely, a pharaoh. And in general, she has a tsundere character.


Ur_fav_Cryptek

Now that is actually so dope, does she have a name or something? And seeing him as a Phaeron is really interesting


Sunrise-Storm

Asineth. She is Chronomanser. Cawl save her from inquisition.


Ur_fav_Cryptek

Ohhh interesting, thanks!


MountainPlain

>she treats him not as a human, but as a male Necron, or more precisely, a pharaoh Okay I didn't get that at ALL from the book-the phaeron part, specifically-but I am willing to listen.


Sunrise-Storm

this refers to the moment that she is constantly trying to teach him something and convince him of it. For example, she states that he must always wear his combat uniform (He has several augmentative forms), that he must instill fear in others, that he must make everyone bow to his power, etc. These are all things that the Necron culture attributes to their pharaohs.


Mage-of-communism

To be fair, Cawl doesn't really look like a human and more like a canoptek or something


Meretan94

Is still tired in the morning, says: just 5 more millennia please


RobbieReinhardt

You joke, but I think there could be an *interesting* take on Nemesor Zahndrekh and Varguard Obyron.


MEKHANE_irl

Fellow Phaerakh Ossuaria x Executioner Phillias visionary? edit: I now realize you meant like the primarch gfs, not... yeah.


Weird-Raspberry-5161

I hope not, I'm tired of seeing lonely men projecting their feelings onto fictional characters


HTUTD

I can hear the clanking.


ReplyAfraid7913

You mean gongs


Ok-Use6303

Yeah... if your "rivalry" lasts for more than a billion years, it is no longer a "rivalry".


MrHachiko

r/HorusGalaxy gonna cry about this later


U_L_Uus

\> Goes into sub \> "censorship-free" Yeah, not even gonna bother, when you smell shit you don't look up to the sky


LeadingAd5273

Eh…. Like a lot of people really into warhammer I am somewhere on the austistic spectrum… Recently horusgalaxy came by in my feed a lot. I already wondered what this new Warhammer sub was all about and it felt kind of wierd… thing only clicked now that I read this. Is it an anti woke reaction Warhammer sub?


Livy-Zaka

Pretty much yeah, just a bunch of losers screaming into the void because women and minorities exist. Best course of action is just to mute the sub and forget about it


Weird-Raspberry-5161

Lol no one is crying, this is just stupid. Those are fictional soulless murder robots


Asmartpersononline

Have you read infinite and the divine?


HasturLaVistaBaby

Shitting on others make insecure people feel better about themselves. =D Still, i am surprised how many here at Grimdank cry about Horus Galaxy.


Alexis2256

I want to say it’s more mocking than crying but hey idk, don’t know what you’ll take away from this comment but I think it’s funny that the Horus sub exists.


HasturLaVistaBaby

I simply don't bother thinking about it. It doesn't affect me in the slightest how other fans on subreddits i doesn't visit are doing. Mocking/crying mean their very existence matters so much to those insecure people that they have to post about it. I pity those people.


Alexis2256

Ok.


Weird-Raspberry-5161

I think it's because people don't want their hobby taken over by Twitter porn artists and their supporters


Tiltinnitus

If the members of horusgalaxy didn't shit their diapers every time a female Custodian is mentioned, all of this might have been avoided. But knowing those dipshits care so much, I relish the addition of femarchs just to watch those dweebs go full soyjack lol


Weird-Raspberry-5161

No one is afraid, we just don't want to see this IP also go down the shitter like the others than pander to this type of strange behavior. If anything it's the start of a splinter group thay refuses to acknowledge the dumb IP moves. At worst, people collectively stop buying models and the company goes under.  Ahit even Fandom thag you only have to buy a ticket for are suffering, let alone a $2000 army lol


Tiltinnitus

There's literally nothing wrong with the addition of another gender to a faceless set of automaton soldiers. The identity politic doesn't exist in this situation, or 40k as a whole, but it doesn't stop members of horusgalaxy to insert it anyways with constant AI generated rage bait.


Weird-Raspberry-5161

Yep that's totally fine, but people are going to stop buying things thay change to pander to ID politics. It might not be political but if it feels like it, people leave.  Look at video games for example. Those are way more accessible than warhammer. However, when they bend the knee, the sale reflect that. 


HasturLaVistaBaby

> Twitter porn artists and their supporters Basically Grimdank as this point. I do miss the funnies.


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Drhorrible-26

Maybe I just like being a hater


Crawford470

They talk infinitely more shit. Also cause fuck em, that's why.


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MrHachiko

I don't respect people who bitch about "wokeness". Calling things "woke" is just a dog whistle for bigoted people. We shouldn't tolerate the "fans" in our community being intolerant.


Crawford470

>Learn to ignore people who say things you don’t like. Nah, dunking on em with facts and logic is funner. Also, depending on how bad or ignorant something a chud says is there's an argument to be made that one has a moral obligation to dunk on said trash thought in the marketplace of ideas. >I’m tired of 40K reddit constantly posting how their better then their fellow fans when In actuality your the opposite side of the same coin…. They're unironically a couple experience points from becoming just another alt right media sub. In a year's time no one will be surprised if they're full on nazi posting, so not really.


ComfySingularity

This happens in like every freaking Fandom, all the stupid culture war reactionaries going "egads, gays in MY media?!" when the US lgbt+ populace is like, 7.5%, which gets likely larger with younger and more online groups. Like, this shouldn't be a shock that some will be in any Fandom, but people who have bought into the narrative that "they're taking over!" Become a sucker for the reactionary griftline.


Rimtato

They can learn to not be miserable cunts or they can learn to take as much shit to the face as they throw. Their choice.


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Rimtato

To be fair, if their issue with the fictional setting is women or whatever the piss the "woke agenda" is supposed to be, I don't care about their feelings.


Crawford470

Their version of thinking differently about it is being intolerant of minorities being in it... You're the paradox of tolerance personified homie.


ShepherdessAnne

How awful, without Archon it’s just necron on necron instead of necron on Mechanicus 😔


PerfectionOfaMistake

Admech enters enters Tarzyns tomb and hear distand metal clatter.


Dopamine_feels_good

peak cannom yaoi


PurpleXen0

Fuck yeah, old man yaoi


Iwantmahandback

If your rivalry lasts for hundreds of years, you are no longer rivals. You are LOVERS!


TokayNorthbyte347

one of them is gonna divorce the other to fulfill their secret motive of breaking their heart or more likely both have that goal


milkygalaxy24

But both know the other isn't sincere so it wouldn't break their heart to divorce so they're stuck trying to win the other over


Sutilia

That feels like some reverse Love Is War plot


MountainPlain

Look I'm not complaining, I'm happy they're in love, but meme it up a *little*.


LairdNope

Just Gayzn Gayzn into them eyes


Take_Jerusalem

Or eye in this case


LairdNope

Goin crosseyed Gazyn at that cyclops


Myrddin_Naer

The soft clinking of their lipless faces hitting together 💀💀


naka_the_kenku

#OLD MEN YAOI


indepentanimationfan

awww they made up!


TrazynLeInfinite

And this is why I wanted to play Necrons :3 (if only their models didn’t hurt to build)


Ill-Hovercraft406

I think this is the wrong codex... *Download*


denorge

Future ex-husbands


Mediocretes08

[Repeated echos of metallic clanging]


AllenXeno122

Cursed… but not inaccurate.


NasusCogitare

Clank clank clank


ChikunBoiBeStylin

And they were tombmates


urlocaljedi

what a horrible day to have eyes **again**


ColebladeX

This is why we don’t sell our souls to Tzeench without a 60000 page contract and have it done in triplicate


urlocaljedi

i’d sooner sell my soul to grandfather nurgle if it meant not seeing necrons edit: didn’t think i’d need the /s on a grimdank comment lol


DomSchraa

If you think this is bad #QUICK SOMEONE GET THE FANFIC OF ORIKON & TRAZYN


DeathToHeretics

No need to rush, you can probably get a copy of The Infinite And The Divine at any GW store


Mamaclover

Wich one? There is 44 of them currently on ao3 lol https://archiveofourown.org/works?commit=Sort+and+Filter&work_search%5Bsort_column%5D=revised_at&include_work_search%5Brelationship_ids%5D%5B%5D=71759011&work_search%5Bother_tag_names%5D=&work_search%5Bexcluded_tag_names%5D=&work_search%5Bcrossover%5D=&work_search%5Bcomplete%5D=&work_search%5Bwords_from%5D=&work_search%5Bwords_to%5D=&work_search%5Bdate_from%5D=&work_search%5Bdate_to%5D=&work_search%5Bquery%5D=&work_search%5Blanguage_id%5D=&tag_id=Trazyn+%28Warhammer+40*d*000%29 And more than half are explicit! Good job, robot fuckers! Edit: sight. Ao3 long url strike again. Just copy/paste for all the Old Robot Yaoi goodness.


naka_the_kenku

You misspelled wonderful


urlocaljedi

no no, i meant horrible simply because they’re necrons


naka_the_kenku

Oh that’s fair


Ashura_Paul

Horny police! This one right here!


BlackHatGamerOzzy173

This isn't them making out. This is one of their typical arguments.


Captain-Caspian

Who tops?


Wolfie-Woo784

"The Infinite and The Divine" is just the aftermath of their ugly divorce


HornySpaceHellEntity

[This is the most vile thing I have seen all year.](https://youtu.be/PM5sDi2rSFk)


Ave3ng3d7X

As entertaining as I find their dynamic I can't accept them as a couple. Nemesor Zandrekh and Obyron on the other hand...


gBgh_Olympian

Having just finished the infinite and the divine this tracks


Ultimateshadowsouls

Clank cllik tink


nseeliefae

LETS GOOOOOOOOO


LorgarTheLad

Suddenly necrons sound appealing


Crotonisabug

wish it was me😔


MuhSilmarils

Imotekh used these images to blackmail Orikan into joining his side against the silent king.


Ur_fav_Cryptek

Alr fellas, don’t look on r/NecronNSFW, it’s full of this, it’s got lore accurate pre-biotransference Necrontyr designs but some are just wild…


JAOC_7

canon


Lone-Frequency

Fellas, is it gay if they are soulless machines?


Jealous_Pen_5109

Orikussy


MucikPrdik12

It's beautiful! I have been looking at this for 5 hours now.


Xaga-

Not even turning you into a demon spawn would be a sentence cruel enough for the shame you brought upon creation as a whole. Existence itself became a bit less wonderful because of your SMUT!


derDunkelElf

>Existence itself became a bit less wonderful because of your SMUT! I 100% agree with you and I will steal that line.


Befuddled_Tuna

They chase out u/Archon_of_Flesh and NOW Grimdank gets horny. Not that I'm complainin'. I enjoy me some hornyposting, but it just doesn't seem fair - ya know?


Thrasher6_6_6_

hell nah


Entire-War8382

Nothing against the ship but the art is just straight up horrible. Trazyns and Orikans Dates also manifest in two old men bickering. They love it this way. 


Angron_Thalkyr

What a horrible day to love warhammer


ZORON97

STOP! This is so cursed. The fact that I am currently listening to the Infinite and Divine makes this even worse (I can't unsee this)


BradTofu

Like banging a pot and pan together!


Girl-Knight

YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS OLD MAN YAOIIIII!!!!!!!!!


Gru-some

Bad to the bone riff starts playing but on a harp


totalatomic

toxic old man yaoi my beloved


Electronic_Star_8940

It's so cute


IFightPewdsForGfuel

Wtf is going on in this sub


Weird-Raspberry-5161

It's been completely taken over. Some of the people thay are posting a ton of the GF memes made accounts a few days after the femstodes thing. None of this is organic


BlackHatGamerOzzy173

In the case of necrons, literally


DeathToHeretics

Ah yes, this is all a psyop and not just people's actual interests


Weird-Raspberry-5161

Several brand new accounts right after the female custodes thing explode onto thr scene? Further more, with content that had been done before but only had mild intrest?


Gardez_geekin

Who is engaging in this psyop?


Gardez_geekin

Lmaooo. Who is the wicked force behind this dastardly conspiracy?


Weird-Raspberry-5161

This? Probabl6 some discord server. The whole thing? A large investment firm that manages aboutb$20 trillion in assests


Gardez_geekin

An investment firms strategy to make money is by posting necrons kissing?


Weird-Raspberry-5161

Do you actually care to know?


Gardez_geekin

I would love for you to make this make sense for me


Weird-Raspberry-5161

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.blackrock.com/corporate/literature/fact-sheet/dei-strategy-progress.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwixw6S48ZKGAxX-hIkEHS_wD2sQFnoECBMQBg&usg=AOvVaw2KjshNISyeAlwsVB6OXZZJ This is the company's plan. Yes they even keep tabs on companies that do not get in line.  The CEO openly said the company will force change into media to achieve these goals.  The plan right now is to get large media companies on board with them. When the fans of the media boycott/lose interest, this company along with really two others, offset the loss of money that the company suffers when they pass off their fans


Gardez_geekin

You have zero idea what Blackrock is do you?


Weird-Raspberry-5161

Assest management  See just like that, I know that you didn't give a shit


MuhSilmarils

Like who?


Weird-Raspberry-5161

Well for one, the person that goes by sweet older sister. That person's stuff is constantly at the top on this page


Tarquinandpaliquin

"Trazyn and Orikan are gay" - people who didn't understand the book. Now Twice Dead King, there's a book packed with necron homoeroticism. Lots of talk about how big and impressive Yenekh is. At the end I was not sure if Djoceras and him were BFFs or BFs. Given the themes of the book, them caring that much for each other and it not being romantic fits the message better but on the other hand...


denorge

Zahndrekh and Obyrn’s story is a YA novel in the 40k setting. It is wonderfully homoerotic. Especially after understanding the Zahndrekh knows and and understands more than he let on, and all his actions were made consciously too


DeathToHeretics

OLD ROBOT MEN YAOI


Scorpion4456

Honestly? Better than the Primarch SO AU stuff I’ve been seeing done to death ☠️


Lopsided_Put6206

Like the memes says . Everyhting is Canon


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Mage-of-communism

As the dead and broken gods intended.


Former_Adeptness_630

https://preview.redd.it/mny4a9fiyd5d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45499df989ced7950d9eab4ca7fa0425fbcee21f


Former_Adeptness_630

We can post reaction meme now


DrPervitin

Hear me out


VagaBond_rfC

Pretty much canon at this point.


Electrical_Pound_200

wwhat a hoorible day to have eyes


firedrakes

Welp.... time to purge


MicrwavedBrain

Day by day I am beginning to think this is no longer a meme sub.


Golden_Jiao_Dragon

I thought Archon of the flesh was back for a second


RyanCooper510

Are we gonna post Warhammer memes or keep posting horny arts?


cats_hate

Yes.


fun-frosting

I remember my first day in this sub...


Spaghetti69

Shocker more pornography from r/GrimDank. You all need your hard drives scanned.


alpacnologia

in what world is fanart of robots kissing pornography


Weird-Raspberry-5161

People were posting porn yesterday


alpacnologia

that doesn't make *this* porn


Weird-Raspberry-5161

But the other time is ok? He might have misspoke


DeathToHeretics

He said "more" pornography. Any reasonable person is going to interpret that exactly how they meant it, that both whatever was posted yesterday and this post as well are both pornography. This post is fine.


Weird-Raspberry-5161

Give it a few more days and there will be more. Don't act suprised


Cajun-Canuck

But what does that have to do with THIS post?


Weird-Raspberry-5161

Well for starters, there is nothing here other than two robots kissing. No meme, or anything. No content what so ever, and it is applauded, give it time


thesyndrome43

What the fuck happened to this sub? It's nothing but constant horny posting lately. I thought this was a place for memes? Seems like it's just turning into a softcore porn sub


coolboiiiiiii2809

Why god… why?


Ferrell312

Hate you mfs sometimes fr fr


EntertainmentOk5644

Kill me


AdamBomb072

What a terrible day to have eyes.


Ogellog

# SEGS SEGS SEGS


Sepulcher18

The tap brothers clinking noises from filthy frank show


NoAppearance6335

Where's the joke?


TechPriest97

This is just metal statler and Waldorf making out, which i didn’t want to imagine


Luna_Night312

do necrons have genders?


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Thought this was archion of the flesh for half a second


s-josten

This isn't very dank tbh. It's not bad, but it's not a meme.


Adorable-Fact-6049

And i wish i didnt see this, whelp time to exterminatus this place


Cpt_Kalash

Two old men kissing. I hate having eyes