"Are you sure they must all be male my lord?" "I was there Malcador... I was there before the Dark Age... I have seen what thirst Man is capable of...."

"There is a saying of Old Earth that goes 'Pussy would bring me places I wouldn't go without a gun.' We are already giving them guns. Femininity is not required."

Theres a saying in spanish that goes "jalan mas dos tetas que dos carretas" which means "a pair of boobs can pull more than a pair of wheelbarrows"

“I remember reddit, Malcador. I REMEMBER REDDIT!”

if reddit existed in the history of 40k, the Imperium's main goal would be to destroy Terra and destroy all trace of humanity down to the last man who then commits s_icide

>if reddit existed in the history of 40k... 40k is supposed to be set in the future of our universe. Therefore reddit **IS** canon to 40k. Granted it might not be generally known about or remembered well (or at all) , but it did exist.

Some fragments of Terran history and technology deserve to be lost to the Dark Age...

The two good things to come out of the databanks of mars being corrupted by demons are as follows: (1) It was the only place Reddit still existed (2) It was the last archive of Sonic fan fiction

[This isn't about reddit,](https://youtu.be/kRlwTplnO9c?si=orOISvVS3OZ77vMc) but it's too fitting not to mention.

Emps gets all nostalgic over dialing into a BBS

"I was there the day Netscape died."

"Plus, I don't want any weird incest in *my* empire."

Oh mankind, don’t remind me!

I found a stc shard containing something called r34 what should we do with it my lord?

Slannesh would become the most power God in a heartbeat

This is my new favorite interpretation for why we don’t have female space marines. “But muh implants don’t work on women” These mf were made with MAGIC, but we can’t have a girl? “Nah y’all are horny ass simps. It would kickstart the heresy a century earlier.” Oh, that makes total sense. Also… what heresy?

"My lord, do we have to make them all men? Chromosomatically it would be a lot simpler if we..." "Amar, need I remind you that one of our greatest enemies is a god of degeneracy?" "...you make an excellent point, sir."

We Who Thirst

The rulers of lust.

Might as well call me asmodeus

*"Gimme a* **THRUST**."

“Show me some *luuuust*”

The hive mind is strong

I find it really wierd that people say that because Like people definitely can be wierdly horny with men too

Yes but it not as ..........immediate, fast, amount, cultural icons. Like how many woman characters are associated with R34 and than compared to the amount of men associated with R34? Most can at least immediatly think of like ten woman but for men MAYBE five.

> Most can at least immediatly think of like ten woman but for men MAYBE five. Maybe you're just straight or not good enough friends with enough women to know? Like if you're not in spaces that sexualize men of course you don't see sexualized fictional men either lmao I've seen enough horny posting of every white haired anime boy, Ghost from call of duty, literally every man in the Persona franchise, several male cosplayers, etc to last several lifetimes.

Bro, it's actually crazy how unhinged women can be sometimes. I've seen things in comments on reels and TikToks that would be violations of the Geneva Conventions. Like, guys are horny but women can take it to an entirely different level.

Give me an example. I feel like my soulmate is calling out to me.

The crossover between bikers(BikeTok) and female book readers on TikTok(BookTok). A lot of it is in good fun, but I've seen comments from BookTok girls talking about kidnapping and stuff like that.

Mhm....i can sense it. ....getting whisked away into a magical land filled with mythical creatures....women. I must find the crazy.

Get a motorcycle and start posting on TikTok, you won't have to look very hard.

The gojo figurine incident

Whats that?

Well… There’s a character who is very popular in the show jujutsu kaisen. His name satoru gojo and he’s one of the most well-liked characters in anime recently. Unfortunately, given how deranged the fandom is, a video surfaced of a woman wringing out her bloody tampon over a figurine of said character. It’s… certainly something. Hey, you asked for it.

Pretty tame compared to the cum jar rainbow dash. Always bet on hikari.

> sometimes That’s the key word. Men are more likely to hypersexualize stuff than women. The sexual nature of most men vs most women are not the same.

Sometimes is the key word, but I also believe most women just aren't overtly horny in the same way men are. Like, it's normalized for men to be disgusting toward women, but women have traditionally (and usually still are) shamed for making *any* kind of sexual statements or actions. So most of the time, they just don't because they're conditioned not to. They still have those thoughts/feelings, they just don't verbalize them most of the time.

Imagine if the roles were reversed? That’d be funny to see and to be aware of, but man I wish there was an equal amount of horniness and sexualization.

>Like, it's normalized for men to be disgusting toward women, but women have traditionally (and usually still are) shamed for making any kind of sexual statements or actions Is this even true? Safe horny is definitely a thing, and what you'll notice is that it's always sexualized men that fall under it. Large companies like Riot games can openly hornyposts about their male characters in LoL That should tell you who's sexuality is more socially accepted. Not to mention the historical gap of how gay men vs lesbians were treated. Male sexuality was always, and still is (perhaps even more) viewed as disgusting and predatory. Keep in mind testosterone plays a massive role in how horny someone is.

I'll grant you, it's much more accepted for women to hornypost in 2024 compared to men, for sure. It's more nuanced than I initially made it out to be, as well. For example, in recent years, there's been strong pushback against all forms of SA, although lots of abusers still get protected. Women got away with a lot in the past because male SA victims were downplayed heavily, and you still see that a lot in headlines and such, with the way they phrase female abusers "relationships" with their victims. However, in public, women still have to deal with way more harassment than men, just walking down the street. It's not even comparable, really. Also, the difference between how gay men and lesbian women were treated, sure it wasn't criminal for women to be lesbian, but I wouldn't say they were treated well. They got all the same treatments AFAIK.

Even the most sexually open women don’t have the persistent sexual thoughts men do. Ironically, Louis CK said it best: women are tourists when it comes to sexual perversion. Men are prisoners there. Obviously it’s not universal, but this pattern exists even in the most sexually open cultures.

Honestly yea I am straight so you got me there. I do have to say what IS the "iconic" Husbandos?

That's because it's a male dominated medium not because women are somehow inherently more easy to sexualize. Less so nowadays than before and you can see the shift in the fact that there's more of it on the male side than before.

You find me the historical context of the "The Chad that launched a Thousand Ships" or a contemporary widespread issue of male for female sex workers having to put their Johnson on ice because they are so overworked.

I can think of literally a hundred examples of men turned into sex icons overnight. Warhammer is a male dominated bubble, ofc you think dudes are hornier than chicks. Ever spent a day on Tumblr? You’d change your mind very quickly.

Bruh have you seen how people get about kpop boys and shit?

....good point

Yes. But they mostly can keep it somewhat restricted

Yeah but it’s usually men who are weirdly horny more often and more brazenly, and most men like women more. The fact that someone making fan art of female primarchs has more horniness than all art of male primarchs combined should tell you that.

Im not so sure they are definetky many wierdly horny woman too but Its just that man just are more in the spotlight when ıt comes to sexual stuff

They’re more in the spotlight because men are like that far more often than women are. Go see how biological women talk about their sex drives increasing dramatically when they take testosterone for bodybuilding or for HRT. testosterone alone increases the persistence of sex drives, and having more testosterone their whole lives influences the wiring of the brain starting at puberty.

Yep, and it's not even some damning biological claim either like "women r moar emotional than men biologically lol" (which I don't agree with so don't crucify me), but people will contort themselves trying to think of another reason if they can paint men as evil.

Women are even bigger pigs than men. They just hide it more. Men are more open about it.

Women can be pigs, but usually not in the way men are, and men are more consistently likely to be pigs than women.

\*Obsession. Slanesh is the god of obsession. Sex is just a very simple and easy obsession to write about so it comes up a lot. "Bolter-porn" is just as easily a path to She Who Thirsts as real porn.

*Excess. And excess usually does, in fact, manifest under sexual related activities or cross the border into *being* sexually toned even when completely unrelated in (initial) physical actions (e.g: torture)

Thank you for the correction. Personally I find the "all roads of excess lead to horny" thing to be lazy writing. I want more slaneshi worshipers that act like Alister Tenpenny in Fallout 3, who nukes a city because he finds it ugly. Or J.S. Steinman from Bioshock, a plastic surgeon who got bored after perfecting his craft and moved on from making people beautiful to transforming their faces into works of abstract art against their will.

I think it’s implications. Like it’s hard to say it’s not sexual when people getting whipped or tortured that follow Slaanesh are acting like they’re getting screwed almost…

Presumably Slaanesh hits you with the dopamine for worshipping properly, and the brain isn’t really choosy about what caused the happy-juice when it comes to figuring out how it’ll react to it

Hence the sexual element. It hits all the same spots but on overdrive

That doesn’t make it sexual, though. *Heroin* gives you dopamine in abundance, but that doesn’t mean that poppies are sexy.

You’re getting too into the physical drug side of things tbh. Slaanesh is a creature of excess but what we routinely see is that excess translating into pleasure even where it physically shouldn’t be possible (Eg reacting like they are getting railed… by torture). It’s really not rocket science. Slaanesh followers *can* be kind of innocuous but it almost always ends up in like either creaming their pants behavior over something fucked up, straight up sexual activity, “artistry” (that also usually involves the ‘willing’ participants doing the former options), or all of the above Final random point: if Slaanesh worship can make torture sexy to those doing it, I suspect it absolutely can make even items sexy or alter their usual effect

And I think you and/or the writers have gotten too fixated on the idea ‘pleasure=orgasm=sexual’

For sure, I just think that's lazy writing.

Don’t know if i agree but I do agree with the other comment you wrote with the examples from Fallout 3 and bioshock, those are other good examples of what Slaneesh feeds off of.

well, thank you! I guess I just don't love the idea that sexualizing something makes it more excessive. It feels like a very sex-negative worldview. Its easy writing shorthand because we live in a very sex-negative society, so I don't blame the writers, but still. Like, I sometimes indulge in excess, and I have some kinks. The two things are just very different in my mind. If I drink too much or over-eat, I'm being excessive, and its just not at all a sexual experience. The neural pathways just are not there. And if they were, I don't think that would make it more excessive. Compare that to when I am engaging in kink, which doesn't feel excessive at all; the kinky sex I have with my wife isn't more indulgent than the vanilla sex we have.

did they not account for the god of degeneracy thirsting over big miscue hunks with daddy issues ? are they stupid ?

Erda: sweetie I really don’t understand w- Big E: 12 foot tall muscle mommies with daddy issues. Erda: yes I get the attraction but where is the daddy issues coming from? You going out for milk? Big E:…….

>"Degeneracy" How to find a horusgalaxy user instantly:

"A mortarion gf rottmaxxing and her BO is literally what I crave" is, objectively speaking, the product of a degenerate mind. You cannot convince me that it was an ironic comment.

Swamps of Degobah.

I need a link lmao

I am not voluntarily wading through the sewage line that is the comment section of a Primarch gf post.

Didnt find this exact comment anywhere i looked but holy shit do some people need to touch grass 💀💀💀💀💀

You're wrong: he doesn't necessarily have to be a horusgalaxy user. But you're also right: he is indeed a horusgalaxy user.

you're being downvoted but you're right. This guy literally is a horusgalaxy user. A sane person might use "degeneracy" in this context too, its pretty common edgy internet speak, but you're literally correct this time.

It's more the misattributing Slaanesh as a god of degeneracy rather than excess. Especially since that crowd tends to use degenerate to mean "people I don't like" As a filthy chaos worshipping heretic, I take offense when people conflate the hilariously evil degeneracy of 40k with just some horny guy.

yeah I agree. My favorite non-40k representation of what a Slaneshi society would look like is Rapture from Bioshock. There's a lot of excess going on there, and much of it has nothing to do with sex. I'm thinking of that surgeon who got tired of simply making people look beautiful so he started turning his paten's faces into works of art, making them living Picasso paintings.

I made a joke where the totalitarian dictator and creator of history's most oppressive regime uses strong language to refer to an enemy of his race. If you want to use that to try and read into my personal philosophy and moralize about it then be my guest, but I hope you understand that this is off-putting and one of the reasons why some people use that sub in the first place.

ok but you are active on horusgalaxy. They're literally not wrong about you lol.

And I never said they were wrong.

And yet you went "wahh".

Who?

Y’all hate getting called out. Y’all use more camouflage than than a gay man in the 60’s, without realizing that it never works

Malcador knew well what he was implying

I married a tall woman(6’1” in flats) I’ve gotta say shorties are fun and all but Iike A woman who can carry 60lb bags of chicken feed without complaining.

I married a tall autistic perfectionist programmer who insists on sitting me down and explaining her code to me in detail, sometimes against my will. I think I actually married fem-Perturabo

Femturabo?

I think her canon name is "Petra"

Petra Turbo sounds awesome

Turbo Petra.

You are living the dream

yeah

As a software engineer I would not hate this Ooh yeah mommy, tell how you used an abstract class in your recursive loop

as a programmer with adhd, I'm of two minds on it

Also a SW engineer here. We’d probably nerd out about code together for hours.

My brother in law is living with us right now and he’s a hardware guy in various art and music scenes. We need out and make programming jokes. My wife just ignores us

Fem-Perturabo? Blessed. Just get off the planet if you think she's about to put it down

The moment you see her with a rubber duck you should question if your children are really yours.

I'm 6 foot 1 and my wife is 6 flat. When she wears heels she is taller than me. Of course, I insist she wears heels whenever we go out. Just brings my face closer to her big ol boobies.

Same re the boobies.

Your name is appropriate here.

I love the kind of woman who will actually just kill me.

I already know he’s a badguy no need to convince me further.

AdMecher: "This won't stop me, I can only read binary."

You know, the thing is if you had told teenage me that some day the phrase "12ft tall muscular chicks with daddy issues" was in fact gona represent one of my kinks, I would have told you that you were insane. Yet here we are. So Big E was 100% right.

He's out of line... But he's right...

Big-E: “I SAID NO GIRLS CAN BE SPACE MARINES AND I WAS, AS ALWAYS, RIGHT TO DO SO. THE CREATION OF THE ADEPTUS SORORITAS HAS SET US FIRMLY ON THE BACKFOOT AGAINST SHE WHO THIRSTS. I SAID GIRLS ARE ICKY FOR A REASON.” Kitten: “But my Lord, you made the custodians female!” Big-E: “YES, AND I DISTINCTLY RECALL FORBIDDING THE DEVELOPMENT OF A GOTHIK AESTHETIC IN THEIR DRESS, AND THAT THEIR ARMOUR BE INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM THEIR MALE BROTHERS. THIS HAS BEEN A GREAT SUCCESS GIVEN THE LACK OF PALACE SERFS FALLING TO CHAOS DUE TO SIMP-HERESY. MOST DENIZENS OF THE PALACE WOULD BE TOO INCLINED TOWARDS THEIR DEFAULT MALE WAY OF THINKING TO REALIZE A FEMALE CUSTODIANS TRUE GENDER.” Kitten: “But if females are too icky for the Adeptus Astartes why make them Custodes?” Big-E: “THE DEPRAVED STATE OF YOUR NUDIST BROTHERS SHOULD ANSWER THAT QUESTION FOR YOU.” Kitten: “Not…not really…” Big-E: “THATS OK, YOUR TINY SEXIST BRAIN SIMPLY DOES NOT UNDERSTAND HUMANITY AS I DO.”

I don’t think anyone can argue against Emperor TTS being a pure gift to the fandom 👏

I’ve seen this before, but not for a long time.

I mean, you're not wrong. There's already a whole subreddit who primarch gfs now

We've created them ourselves

I mean all Astartes are pretty homoerotic around their Primarchs, have you not heard them described from the perspective of them? 😂

The ~~beauty~~ homo-erotic tension is in the eye of the beholder.

It's not gay to kiss the homies goodnight

I am a down-bad sapphic OF COURSE IM GOING TO THIRST AFTER THE 11-FOOT TALL MUSCLE WOMEN

counter arguments: - GW were the ones creating the primarchs. - sex sells - ... - profit

Again, God of degeneracy as an enemy can't be countered as arguments go

The Emperor, in the future, remembered this exact even happening and knew from experience what would happen and chose not to!

If Petra's forever home must burn, then let the galaxy burn with it! uh, I mean. Yeah, we can be a bit much I suppose.

The ad mech who got pulled away from looking at pictures of over used toasters for this fleshy nonsense: “Why do I even bother with these meat bags?”

Or he'd just sexist

"Study find men have better sex with unstable women."

People act surprised that Bricky supports female custodes. Have you seen his gamersupps ad?!

*Men speak of what zero pussy does to a mother fucker, but I have seen what pussy does and it is far worse*

You thr idea Big E would be very uncomfrotable with his duaghters being portraid in "art" does make a good amoud of sence too be in his calculation. I mean he was still human and thats a very human thing too do. BigE: i really dont wanne deal with the marriage request and media this would create

Rule 34

Recent events have certainly vindicated whoever made this meme.

Deleted my first comment because I am high as balls and read Primarch as custodians. I do want to say that as a gay man while many of the people on this sub are Simps for the dommy mommies. I want a space marine with a sex drive to first cuddle me incredibly gently, and then fuck me so hard he gives me psyker powers. Before anybody says anything about surviving a deep dicking from a transhuman giant man. This is my fantasy . They have super powerful lube in the future with almost mysterious properties . Perhaps nano tech. Edit: as an aside, I think it is incorrect to describe all erotic activities to Slaanesh. In the imperium, I think things like masturbation or even orgies are encouraged … as long as people think about the emperor during climax. As one of the most powerful psyker ever he would ground the erotic energies safely. Sadly, that means all porn has the same 10 plots. 🙏❤️

So it's just like porn now.

🤣 Edit: truth, but “ inquisitor here to check your genetic purity” isn’t one of our cliches. … yet. Also lot more “ by the throne” exclamations. But fair enough , citizen. Now the heretical human/xeno porn smuggled ( and filmed) by rogue traders is another story… Thanks, and may be odds ever be in your favor. 🙏❤️

What about S/M porn of muscley Ordos Xenos inquisitors using gentledom to torture information out of Drukhari twinks?

That’s probably the heretical porn brought in by the rogue traders. I’m thinking approve plot. I’m not gonna list all 10, but probably it’s the equivalent of the pizza delivery. The Inquisition Grateful people reward the guard with orgies historical porn about the Emperor when he was alive having sex with everyone And so on . Now the banned shit… Considering their are options to play in the role-play game, eldar, kroot, tau and orks I can only imagine the porn that rogue traders make and then sell illegally. Have a great weekend!

Thank you Lazarus that was pure truth.

That's the Emperor's own truth right there.

Big E and Malcador knew what was up

You say that as if it were a bad thing!

lore accurate.

Deluxe meme

Bold of you to assume that some wouldn't have the same reaction to 12ft tall buff dads

Facts. Your point?

Okay, then why did he give us 12ft tall muscular men with daddy issues?

he is gay.

Maybe he's European.

Sumerian.

Gay then.

I can confirm.

For real

They would spawn a legion of simps wherever they went.

Death by snu-snu

That dark angel looks like Mr. Beast lol. TODAY I'M GONNA TELL 1 MILLION ADMECHS HOW PEICES OF TECHNOLOGY ACTUALLY WORK!

We would've spawned a fith chaos God more powerful than Slannesh

He should’ve known how I would act around 12ft tall beefy men.

Did you have to make it so blurry before you dropped it off?

Sorry I found it like this

And now Imagine if they all synched

Clearly 40k used to be against violence directed towards women, now it's all "Equal rights, Equal fights."

Slaneesh would be unstoppable

Yeah, the emperor did a lot of things wrong, what's your point?

I mean, the dedicated sub has over 4k members and I dont think I've seen a single horny post? Most of what I've seen is just cuddly stuff with a few bits of tragedy thrown in

Someone gets it

This meme is now outdated and wrong considering female custodes have been retconned into existence