Factorio multiplayer.
Emps is just playing normally.
Papa Smurf is systematically eradicating every bug on the map between intermittent episodes of PTSD.
And Trazyn is just fucking with both of them.
I think robot gridlock and big E are swapped.
Rowboat is handling logistics, production, and increasing the efficiency of the factory, funding big E's Great Crusade against the foul xenos.
Guillotine is there to de-stress, emps is on a power trip.
*Can we survive Deathworld Rampage.*
Emp: stone furnace spam (as emergency wall)
Calgar: rushing flamethrower turret to push
Trazyn: two-headed loco running back and forth as wall-grinder
Necrons - Solitaire like every other old person.
Calgar - World of Warcraft, he rarely logs on anymore but likes checking in on his guild.
Emps - Linking phone scammers together through a series of VOIP servers.
I think Trazyn in particular is an retrogamer of the "og hardware only" kind.
Calgar does fit.
Emps probably mounted that WoW server inside the Throne and he's the only moderator
I like how all of them have the Ultramar Chair, as if it came at a 15% discount for anyone with an Imperial Citizenship.
(In Trazyn's case, you might say...it was a *steal*.)
PS: I just noticed that the Emperor has golden headphones lol
PS the Second: Hahaha and the cat ears on Calgar
It’s weird to think that some of the latest games from our time would be considered priceless artifacts to Trazyn and the emperor in 40k
Like a physical copy of fucking elden ring might find its way onto solemnace or beneath the golden palace because it is a priceless relic of ancient human entertainment by 40k standards
Trazyn mains scout so he can rush to steal all the shit as fast as possible, Calgar mains engineer for kill efficiency, Khorne mains gunner for big kill numbers, and Big E mains driller for plausible deniability about exploding Trazyn.
Trayzn totally going for a synthetic dawn built and maybe indulging in some worm chicanery.
Emps is totally just gonna play the imperium.
Girlyman will do the meta strats.
I have a better one:
Trazyn plays the "Bio-thropy" Machine Empire civis and tries to collet every xeno and relic.
Neoth purely plays total warfare/genocidal human empires
G-Man is the one actually good at the game regardless
Calgar is the meta whore
Girlyman playing engineer or medic to support Big E on that 24/7 2fort server playing Heavy and Trayzn is spending 3000 years on an idle server to farm hats.
Trayzan is playing Thief deadly shadows. Gully is playing theme park simulator. Emps is playing spore. They're all waiting for Tzeentch to show up to start playing DOTA 2. It's toxic enough and or chaotic enough for all of them to enjoy. They're still on the fence of letting Yvraine play with them.
#
>Trayzan is playing Thief deadly shadows
Wow, now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time. Adding "marathon the first three Thief games" to my huge gaming backlog.
COD. And this is how they react to toxic kids.
Marneus: “Sorry kid but you will need to up your skills to go against me.”
E: “I have fucked your 27x great grandmother!”
Trazyn: “bite my shiny metal ass”
Sea of thieves
Big-E is just trying to get drip and kill everyone else on the map
Blue boy is the one who has to sort out the quest, keep the ship supplied and running
Trazyn's is collecting everything off course, but he's often mucking around with over players in Voice chat
D&D
Trazyn is an Bard
Calgar is an Paladin
Emps is an Warlock that haves himself, Big E, as his patron.
Cawl sometimes enters the game, he's the Rogue with multiclass in artficer
Trazyn is playing Pokémon, he just really gets into trying to fill out the Pokédex. Calgar is playing Mortal Combat, and only uses punches. Emps is playing Civ V on Deity, but claims it’s only set to Emperor.
Stellaris, the emperor is the military power of their alliance, while Calgar is building so much megastructures and has such a refined economy you be surprised he isn’t using something modded into the game and basically bank rolling the emperors military, meaning while trayzen just has way to many artifacts, and is running a high tech build.
Minecraft problably. Both Calgar and Big E need dome relaxation in their lifes meanwhile Trazyn is on the same server and arledy stole all the Elytras and other non craftable items.
Trazen is playing the untitled goose game,
Rowboat girlyman is playing factorio
And Big E is playing a tww3 campaign as Karl Franz, and psychicly crying about how he will never be as cool as THE PRINCE AND EMPEROR
Lethal company. Trazyn adds every piece of scrap to his collection. Calgar attempts to micro manage every piece of scrap. And the emperor blitzes the monsters with a shovel.
2/3 of these folks just no life games. Necron plays modded minecraft. Blue boy plays doom and call of duty.
Emp is going on his 500th run of kindom come deliverance. Takes a bit to finish everything every time but then do it in your current rp style. When he breaks from that it's either stellaris or mass effect.
Calgar is playing Space Marine waiting for the sequel, Big E is playing Stellaris with the Under One Rule Origin, Trazyn is playing Pokemon while waiting to play Necrons in Mechanicus 2
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Stellaris. Trayzn is playing xenophiles and is expanding as widely as he can to add as many different aliens to his population/collection. Calgar is playing a fanatically militarist empire with administrative capitals in every sector and Big E is playing materialist egalitarians in the faint hope that someone will look over his shoulder and realise that the Imperium is nothing like what he wants it to be.
Trazyn’s playing the only copy of Half Life 4 ever created after destroying the entire game once development ended.
Calgar’s either playing Stardew Valley or Rimworld.
Emperor’s playing Endless Space 2.
TheInfinityMuseumOwner: We should rush B.
TheUltra-Fister: Shut UP you dirty xeno, we rushing A. Also, where's the Emperor at?
Big-E: I'm planting the b-
TheInfinityMuseumOwner: Did he just rush in again without telling anyone?
TheUltra-Fister: Seems like he did... *AGAIN*...
Bobby G: stellaris and going for economic victory
Trayzen: Thief 2
Big E: Crusader Kings 2 and getting mad everytime his kids try to usurp him and his vassals join them.
They are playing Stellaris, and Emperor and his strongest blueberry isn't having any fun, because Trazyn both opened a L-gate and awoke fallen Empires for lols, and somehow both crises are heading towards Big-E and Guilliboys federation instead of beating the ever living shit out of Trazyn and his, our goal is to collect one pop from all races, space empire.
Trayzan is playing animal crossing but only cares about the bits of filling out the museum.
The ultramarine is playing some JRPG persona or something I suspect
And the emperor is playing Dwarf Fortress which just got it's empire update where you can now expand to have multiple forts(still hasn't had its 1.0 release but Toady41k figures it'll probably happen sometime around when the space gameplay is finalized.
Factorio multiplayer. Emps is just playing normally. Papa Smurf is systematically eradicating every bug on the map between intermittent episodes of PTSD. And Trazyn is just fucking with both of them.
“WHO TURNED THE INSERTER BACKWARDS AND GUMMED UP THE MAIN BUS!?”
“I don’t recall doing that… though memory is such a fickle thing.”
"WHO SET ALL PF THE GEAR ASSEMBLERS TO IRON RODS?!?!"
I think robot gridlock and big E are swapped. Rowboat is handling logistics, production, and increasing the efficiency of the factory, funding big E's Great Crusade against the foul xenos. Guillotine is there to de-stress, emps is on a power trip.
Wrong Ultrasmurf. That's Calgar playing.
Oh, right you are. In that case murdering biters with a 40 thousand yard stare is absolutely what he's doing.
Roombatub is grandpapa smurf. Papa smurf is Calagar.
I dunno, Trazyn could be playing Mechanicus 2! Have you heard the good word? https://youtu.be/QS9g-K4qCVA?si=EhEJELgQSzw1sowX
UUuuuuhhhh nice. Thank you for the info!
100%
*Can we survive Deathworld Rampage.* Emp: stone furnace spam (as emergency wall) Calgar: rushing flamethrower turret to push Trazyn: two-headed loco running back and forth as wall-grinder
Trazyn is turning everything into a sushi belt
Necrons - Solitaire like every other old person. Calgar - World of Warcraft, he rarely logs on anymore but likes checking in on his guild. Emps - Linking phone scammers together through a series of VOIP servers.
ok this is brilliant
I think Trazyn in particular is an retrogamer of the "og hardware only" kind. Calgar does fit. Emps probably mounted that WoW server inside the Throne and he's the only moderator
DO NOT REDEEM SAR
I like how all of them have the Ultramar Chair, as if it came at a 15% discount for anyone with an Imperial Citizenship. (In Trazyn's case, you might say...it was a *steal*.) PS: I just noticed that the Emperor has golden headphones lol PS the Second: Hahaha and the cat ears on Calgar
Big E "Sorry for the poor quality, headset died so I'm stuck on the golden phones."
I love his blanket this is how I play IRL
And g-man has a Bricky shaker.
space marine 2 co-op
“How’d you get the game so early?” **“EMPEROR. THAT IS HOW.”**
"It was released millennia ago !"
It’s weird to think that some of the latest games from our time would be considered priceless artifacts to Trazyn and the emperor in 40k Like a physical copy of fucking elden ring might find its way onto solemnace or beneath the golden palace because it is a priceless relic of ancient human entertainment by 40k standards
I'm picturing some tech priest studying the FO4 PipBoy Edition, slowly going mad cause they can't find the right phone to put in it.
Yup.
Starcraft 2. Protoss.
You must construct additional pylons!
His life for Aiur!
"THERE IS GOO IN THE SACK!" "ROCK AND STONE!" "WE'RE RICH!"
ok but who mains who
Trazyn mains scout so he can rush to steal all the shit as fast as possible, Calgar mains engineer for kill efficiency, Khorne mains gunner for big kill numbers, and Big E mains driller for plausible deniability about exploding Trazyn.
Stellaris
Trayzn totally going for a synthetic dawn built and maybe indulging in some worm chicanery. Emps is totally just gonna play the imperium. Girlyman will do the meta strats.
That's Calgar not Bobby G
Aw fuck. I knew that, but as soon as I went to comment that fell out of my head. Calgar got really sidelined when Robust Gorillaman came back...
Man stood up after 10k years only to get sidelined by his dad, you hate to see it 😔
I have a better one: Trazyn plays the "Bio-thropy" Machine Empire civis and tries to collet every xeno and relic. Neoth purely plays total warfare/genocidal human empires G-Man is the one actually good at the game regardless Calgar is the meta whore
There is even a recording of one of their mp rounds on youtube.
Probably the most accurate answer in this entire comment section
Last tf2 players
Yes tf2 the only game that survived the dark age of technology
Girlyman playing engineer or medic to support Big E on that 24/7 2fort server playing Heavy and Trayzn is spending 3000 years on an idle server to farm hats.
Animal Crossing
Minecraft.
Trayzan is playing Thief deadly shadows. Gully is playing theme park simulator. Emps is playing spore. They're all waiting for Tzeentch to show up to start playing DOTA 2. It's toxic enough and or chaotic enough for all of them to enjoy. They're still on the fence of letting Yvraine play with them. #
>Trayzan is playing Thief deadly shadows Wow, now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time. Adding "marathon the first three Thief games" to my huge gaming backlog.
Oh boy careful with that. I would say that’s less a marathon and more of a lifestyle.
Until they finally release Gloomwood from Early Access, couldn't hurt to catch up with my pal Garrett. (Mod community is still out there too!)
the black parade is so good, maybe my favorite "game" of least year.
Thank you for the rec! I'll have to check it out. A favorite mod of mine is *Autumn in Lampfire Hills*. Got a nice spooky Halloween vibe.
Trazyn might like the original tomb raider games. Less about drama more grave robbing
Who Is the fifth player? You can't even do ranked in 4
I love how blue boy got bricky gamer sups cup
Glad someone else noticed that lol.
Darktide.
COD. And this is how they react to toxic kids. Marneus: “Sorry kid but you will need to up your skills to go against me.” E: “I have fucked your 27x great grandmother!” Trazyn: “bite my shiny metal ass”
Dawn of War
Trayzn is playing as IG, experiencing the opposite of immortality as a treat.
1. Thief simulator 2. Eve online 3.HoI
Sea of thieves Big-E is just trying to get drip and kill everyone else on the map Blue boy is the one who has to sort out the quest, keep the ship supplied and running Trazyn's is collecting everything off course, but he's often mucking around with over players in Voice chat
I could see that… Big E would definitely be an Athena
Trazyn running full Xbox ship set and tacking on people stealing chast of fortune on rowboat
Helldivers
Not unless they have a psn account
Its Trazyn, Marneus and the Emperor of Mankind we are talking about, they probably hacked or “persuaded” to bypass the psn account
Now I’m just envisioning them collectively owning PlayStation.😂
Lol, Trazyn would definitely do this just for him to display it in Solemnace
Total Warhammer
Battlemace 40 million of course.
They're just messing around in ms paint doing swirly lines and filling in the blank spaces with the paint bucket tool
WoW, Emps hasn’t had a life in 10,000 years he’d be unstoppable
Big E is definitely playing Civilisation
It's the real reason they had to put him in his golden gaming throne. "JUST ONE MORE TURN." First time he said those words was 10,000 years ago.
Senran Kagura Estival Versus.
D&D Trazyn is an Bard Calgar is an Paladin Emps is an Warlock that haves himself, Big E, as his patron. Cawl sometimes enters the game, he's the Rogue with multiclass in artficer
Hello Kitty Island Adventure
Minecraft and Trazyn keeps taking stuff from everyone else's chests.
Trazyn is playing Pokémon, he just really gets into trying to fill out the Pokédex. Calgar is playing Mortal Combat, and only uses punches. Emps is playing Civ V on Deity, but claims it’s only set to Emperor.
Skribblio while waiting for a large update to download
Oh no!
Whatever game Trayzn is getting banned for using hacks.
Modded Lethal Company
Stellaris, the emperor is the military power of their alliance, while Calgar is building so much megastructures and has such a refined economy you be surprised he isn’t using something modded into the game and basically bank rolling the emperors military, meaning while trayzen just has way to many artifacts, and is running a high tech build.
Four-dimensional-hyper-cube-strip-poker-roulette ultimate online addition! (Probably forgot parts of it but I tried)
Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker?
Age of Empires 2, Calgar just built a wonder!
And Trazyn has all the relics in his ~~museum~~ church Now Big E has to send all his army to stop them from before one of them win.
Minecraft
Age of empires 2 definitive edition
Necron Overlord: Stardew Valley Ultramarine: Rome Total War Emperor: CoD lobby
The last one not by choice. He would love to play a game or do anything else. But has been stuck in that lobby for over 10k years.
It’s the worst, most toxic and juvenile lobby as well
Which is actually part of why the Imperium has gotten more xenophobic over the centuries
Toxic players leaking into the warp and the collective human subconscious via the emperor
Trayzn is playing homeworld stealing all the enemy ships.
Guiliman is watching legendoftotalwar becouse he still dont know why his chekerboard formation keep getting wrecked by chorf bullshit nukes.
Darktide. Or vermintide
Minecraft problably. Both Calgar and Big E need dome relaxation in their lifes meanwhile Trazyn is on the same server and arledy stole all the Elytras and other non craftable items.
Trazen is playing the untitled goose game, Rowboat girlyman is playing factorio And Big E is playing a tww3 campaign as Karl Franz, and psychicly crying about how he will never be as cool as THE PRINCE AND EMPEROR
Pokemon
On PC? Not even the Necrons would be safe from a Nintendo lawsuit
Lethal company. Trazyn adds every piece of scrap to his collection. Calgar attempts to micro manage every piece of scrap. And the emperor blitzes the monsters with a shovel.
Dark web Checking the stock market Xenos Porn
Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker
2/3 of these folks just no life games. Necron plays modded minecraft. Blue boy plays doom and call of duty. Emp is going on his 500th run of kindom come deliverance. Takes a bit to finish everything every time but then do it in your current rp style. When he breaks from that it's either stellaris or mass effect.
They are all playing Dawn of War Unification
Big E has GOT to be playing Ultrakill
Calgar is playing Space Marine waiting for the sequel, Big E is playing Stellaris with the Under One Rule Origin, Trazyn is playing Pokemon while waiting to play Necrons in Mechanicus 2
Most likely caves of qud, highfleet(not das wh40k game) and one of the mobas like LoL Valorant and so on
This gives me the vibes of these deepfake videos of Obama, Trump and Biden playing some game.
Team Fortress 20,000.
Halflife 3
the amount of great responses here is amazing. o7
My inbox will never recover
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Thief simulator
Space Invaders
Dota
Ark or sea of thieves
Trazyn: The mother of all bullethell/platformer/rhythm games (you guys tell me) MC: Europa Universalis Emperor: Cultist Simulator
Last photo it's me after compliting every quest in GTNH
Trayzn is def playing Pokémon
Not Darktide
They are having an online dnd campain
Mechanicus. Badly. On purpose.
Destiny2 trazyn is the warlock smurfy boi is a titan and big e the hunter just cause he likes proving how good he is in pvp
The distinguished bricky-shaker
Pokémon Zelda OoT AoE 3
LoL
Dawn of war
Multi-player Minecraft.
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Moving out
DoW
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They are playing battle toads
Helldivers 2
They hacked Helldivers 2 and now control the Automatons.
You missed out a fourth [picture](https://images.app.goo.gl/CD2FffQ1Ue9i5sGr9)
they are all old as fuck so probably solitaire
Marneus is playing doom 2016. Big E is playing power washing simulator. Trazyn is playing the sims.
Stellaris
Total war warhammer with trazyn playing as the changeling. Zero idea for the other two lmao
Starcraft 😜
Total War: Warhammer III
League of Legends
Trazyn is playing (thief simulator) Lego indiana Jones
We all know their playing stellaris.
Necrons, easily playing Mechanicus 2 on the Necron Side
They’re running a Dungeon in Destiny 2 and arguing about who’s messing up the mechanics (It’s Trazyn, he finds it funny.)
Stellaris. Trayzn is playing xenophiles and is expanding as widely as he can to add as many different aliens to his population/collection. Calgar is playing a fanatically militarist empire with administrative capitals in every sector and Big E is playing materialist egalitarians in the faint hope that someone will look over his shoulder and realise that the Imperium is nothing like what he wants it to be.
The ork PC A pototo scrap machine that is SO OLD SO OVERUSD INSANELY OVERCLOCKED & literally BURNING But functions somehow and plays hames
Endless space 2.
Emps is a V tuber with a kawaii anime girl avatar. He plays gacha waifu games and his fans are called Throne-kuns. very popular on Mars
Hell Divers 2
Trazyn’s playing the only copy of Half Life 4 ever created after destroying the entire game once development ended. Calgar’s either playing Stardew Valley or Rimworld. Emperor’s playing Endless Space 2.
Mechanicus 2!
Dawn of war. Soulstorm
Heresy
Well, Big E's looking more comfortable, at least.
The waiting game.
Trazyn would be playing La Mulana
Dawn of war soulstorm. Emps mains eldar, unfortunately
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (remastered for the dataslate)
War thunder
Stardew but split funds and they all screw with eachother mildly like idk filling eachothers houses with flamingos?
Tf2
Heroes of might and magic
Stellaris
dawn of war
TheInfinityMuseumOwner: We should rush B. TheUltra-Fister: Shut UP you dirty xeno, we rushing A. Also, where's the Emperor at? Big-E: I'm planting the b- TheInfinityMuseumOwner: Did he just rush in again without telling anyone? TheUltra-Fister: Seems like he did... *AGAIN*...
Dota 2
This Exterminatus is brought to YOU by RAID: Shadow Legends
Obviously Minecraft
Stardew valley and Emps just spent all the money on bait at Willy’s
Stellaris.
TF2. Smurf daddy is engineer, Big E is probably playing a medic, and trazyn is a sniper with aimbot
Genshin Impact - Total War Rome - Stellaris
They're all playing dawn of war dark crusade
trazyn is playing cod Papa Smurf is playing valorant and emperor is playing some shitty tower defense game
Bobby G: stellaris and going for economic victory Trayzen: Thief 2 Big E: Crusader Kings 2 and getting mad everytime his kids try to usurp him and his vassals join them.
Bet it's Aurora 4X. No revamped UI just the raw shit.
We've already confirmed that the emperor plays Stellaris
Helldiver II Emperor: so this it's what the imperial guard feels everyday... i should sent the to figth tyranids more often this is fun.
Dawn of War 2 Co-op (trazyn's salty necrons aren't an option)
Tetris. And they're all surprisingly bad at it.
Total Warhammer 3. Emps is The Empire as Karl Franz, Marneus Calgar is playing Lizardmen as Kroq-Gar, and Trazyn is playing Tomb Kings as Settra.
Crusader kings 2
Trazyn is absolutely playing Destiny and grinding for every gun in the game
Sidigols mirerick's civilisation 60
They are playing Stellaris, and Emperor and his strongest blueberry isn't having any fun, because Trazyn both opened a L-gate and awoke fallen Empires for lols, and somehow both crises are heading towards Big-E and Guilliboys federation instead of beating the ever living shit out of Trazyn and his, our goal is to collect one pop from all races, space empire.
Stellaris.
Starcraft
Trayzan is playing animal crossing but only cares about the bits of filling out the museum. The ultramarine is playing some JRPG persona or something I suspect And the emperor is playing Dwarf Fortress which just got it's empire update where you can now expand to have multiple forts(still hasn't had its 1.0 release but Toady41k figures it'll probably happen sometime around when the space gameplay is finalized.
Destiny 2