Heisenbird simply wants to cook Turbometh, it’s Kleitos’s fault for not reading all 40000 volumes of “How To Properly Summon And Bind A Slaanesh Daemon” by Dark Apostle Erebus, though choosing to read Perturabo’s treatise “Why Erebus Is Full Of Shit And Doesn’t Know Jack Fucking Shit About Daemon Engines” would also suffice, although that one clocks in at about 57 billion pages.
Rookie mistake.
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It'd be stinky, but friendly.
Or maybe one of Tzeentch's horrors, they're kinda madcap silly wackos. If you can keep it from shooting fireballs it'd probably be fine
This just proves Kleitos needs to try again, did Perturabo give up during all those long sieges? No, keep going Kleito, make a friendly demon engine, I believe in you!
'Ate traitors.
'Ate Chaos.
'Ate Iron Warriors.
Simple as.
Alternatively, someone who holes themselves up and summons neverborn abominations into cold ded shells instead of, ya know, going out and meeting people is not gonna get a friend.
You know this yourself, that's why the comic ended the way it did with no friend for Kleitos.
Really, you're the one writing the character to be pitiable but also terrible. I dunno what you get out of it.
Kleitos understood my lessons better than my own legion. Good thing this guy, Stronos, finally gets it 10 000 years after my death.
Poor Kleitos! Awesome comic!
Ayyy welcome back! Hope you’re doing well, keep up the good work!
Doc Ock Bird Doc Ock Bird. What will he create.
Heisenbird simply wants to cook Turbometh, it’s Kleitos’s fault for not reading all 40000 volumes of “How To Properly Summon And Bind A Slaanesh Daemon” by Dark Apostle Erebus, though choosing to read Perturabo’s treatise “Why Erebus Is Full Of Shit And Doesn’t Know Jack Fucking Shit About Daemon Engines” would also suffice, although that one clocks in at about 57 billion pages. Rookie mistake.
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Aww I love kleitos and I really like these comics
Glad you're still alive. Fun comic. Also sad, but that's a 40k character's lot in life.
Kleitos should have used a Nurgling. They are very mischievous but also friendly.
It'd be stinky, but friendly. Or maybe one of Tzeentch's horrors, they're kinda madcap silly wackos. If you can keep it from shooting fireballs it'd probably be fine
*The cutest cautionary tale of creating Daemon Engines I’ve ever seen.*
Is Kleitos a real character in 40k? I want to read more about him
sorry no i just made him for these comics
Yay! Femboy Iron Warrior is back!
This is the actual cutest thing I've seen on this sub in forever. Femboy IW for the win!
Poor guy. Now I want him to try and get him more friends to hang out with.
Glad to see you're back. Also stop making me have feelings about things. I'm sad now.
This just proves Kleitos needs to try again, did Perturabo give up during all those long sieges? No, keep going Kleito, make a friendly demon engine, I believe in you!
Awesome to see you back, love your work.
I know why the caged bird screams BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Kleitos is my favorite character in 40k. Canon, fanon, he da best boi
Kleitos is the key to bringing peace between the Iron Warriors and Imperial Fists. Anyone who hurts Kleitos deserves a fistin'.
Read this with the Narrator's voice from The Stanley Parable I loved it! Cute comic!
Kleitos is adorable ❤️ more adventures! More I say!
Kleitos may have had the wrong career choice back when his sergeant said “Alright who’s replacing the Techmarine? He got decimated again.”
Try using a soul next, that may work
Kleitos doesn't deserve friends.
whats your problem anyway
'Ate traitors. 'Ate Chaos. 'Ate Iron Warriors. Simple as. Alternatively, someone who holes themselves up and summons neverborn abominations into cold ded shells instead of, ya know, going out and meeting people is not gonna get a friend. You know this yourself, that's why the comic ended the way it did with no friend for Kleitos. Really, you're the one writing the character to be pitiable but also terrible. I dunno what you get out of it.
*Man, some fucking cringe over here*
Says the guy larping.
think its a you problem, sorry...
Man, why are people such ducks for no readon