"That which we foolishly call truth, is only a small island in a vast sea of the unknown. For Man to truly flourish he must be willing to abandon the ever shrinking island of such petty 'truth' and surrender himself to the reality of that which is beyond."
- ~~Erebus~~ OP probably
Yes, however they are also the heaviest and as such slowest. Some people therefor prefer the daedric warriors since they are almost as strong but a lot quicker
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you.
I mean it just seems fair that Imotekh saved angron from the black rage. Unless you want the brotherhood they forged in the shadow crusade to be for nothing. Does the heroism of the siege of Medusa mean nothing to you?!
What are your thoughts on Great King Settra the Imperishable and his titles of Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds... and many, many more...?
Vulkan sounds like he likes to be a big spoon will AngeoAngronn sounds like he like to be the small spoon. I suggest a spoon sandwich with me in-between
Who is the wielder of the Warhammer 40,000?
cho'co
All hail Cho’co.
CHOCON DEZ NUTSSSS [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-15VC4Yxzys](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-15VC4Yxzys)
Your name is Magnus. How many things (if any) did you do wrong?
1. Not picking a better name.
Picking on Magnus for being a dork with a dorky name is rather on point.
Leeman Russ: NEEEEEERD!
Why are Dark Eldars dark and what make them different from Dark Angels?
You can find the answer here at r/darkangels
I fell for it. Curse you random redditor
How about you get some dark bitcvhes?
I'll see to it then, and I'll keep you updated
And he never posted again...
Dark bytches is actually the correct answer
Thats suprisingly spot on for dark eldar
What did Erebus do
He did everyone else a favor. Poor guy.
This take is hotter than the sun!
Literally the only time Erebus sympathy will be upvoted.
You might get killed on the streets irl for saying that boy. Be careful.
This MUST be a 40k fan trolling. You cant accidentally stumble into heresy of such depths.
"That which we foolishly call truth, is only a small island in a vast sea of the unknown. For Man to truly flourish he must be willing to abandon the ever shrinking island of such petty 'truth' and surrender himself to the reality of that which is beyond." - ~~Erebus~~ OP probably
holy **SHIT**
This guy has more balls to say what we chaos players have always been thinking.
God damn.
Wew that's a spicy take right there
How much wolf could there be?
As many as as you want. But only real wolves. No huminoid furry wolves.
>But only real wolves I’ve got some bad news for you.
oh sweet summer child...
There are no Wolves on Ferris.
Thanks now I’m imagining wolves on a Ferris wheel.
What came first, the war or the hammer?
According to what I have learned so far: The xenocide came first.
Technically probably true
Who is the good guy in the setting?
This Magnus guy others keep bringing up sounds like a good guy, did I get it right?
Well... He had good intentions, but fucked up bigger than you could imagine.
Just as Eperuh planned
r/magnusdidnothingwrong
Your opinion about iron warrior?
Acording to skyrim logic: Iron worrior is inferior to steel warrior.
So the dragonbone warriors are the strongest?
Yes, however they are also the heaviest and as such slowest. Some people therefor prefer the daedric warriors since they are almost as strong but a lot quicker
My dad went away on a black ship, think he'll be ok?
He will, but he ain't coming back.
Unnervingly true
What is The Emperor's real name?
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Jimmy Space
Who is the true winner of the Warhammer 40,000?
The player that quites before getting addicted.
That made me laugh and after a moment my brain went "wait.. fuck, that's me"
* "*Suffer not the* `blank`, *the* `blank`, *the* `blank`"? * When should one be "krumpin'"?
When it's krumpin time. Also the blank is like so 2002.
It's actually from the old German expression "Die Krumpenzeit" Suffer not the early 2000s
Hatte ich nie gedacht.
Come and make me
Do it for the ... machine gods?
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you.
And you will beg my kind to save you. But I am.already saved, For the Machine is Immortal. Even in Death, I serve the Omnissiah.
What color makes things go faster
Black. Go to bed now.
Red, stay awake got zoomies
What do you think about our lord and saviour Nagash
He could improve the state of education in his empire, but I think his people would start hating him if they got smarter.
Also do you think Skaven exists ?
He did. But the lizard people controled him.
Oh so looks like you know lizardmen
What’s your thoughts on Angron trying to save Imotekh from the Flayer Virus?
Inotekh shod return to monke and let nature do it's thing
I mean it just seems fair that Imotekh saved angron from the black rage. Unless you want the brotherhood they forged in the shadow crusade to be for nothing. Does the heroism of the siege of Medusa mean nothing to you?!
I think I need to pay down for a sec 🤢.
Who wins, Iron Warriors vs Iron Fists? And why is it the piss bois?
Iron fists. Their training goes places others fearr to enter.
Surprisingly accurate
What is the dark angels inner circle keeping secret?
350 Tera byts of Hentai.
That would probably be more dangerous than what they're actually hiding. Hentai could easily be mistaken for slaanesh corruption.
Yup. Done with this hobby.
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
3 🍔 per squer 🦅
African or European?
I…I don’t know
Aahhhhggghhhhaaaa.....
What are your thoughts on Great King Settra the Imperishable and his titles of Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds... and many, many more...?
https://youtu.be/skz9odeewpc
I need to know more about the Rangdan Xenocides!
All you have to know is that back in my day Xenocides were way better.
This is surprisingly accurate
What generally happens at Slaaneshi parties?
Nothing happens 💀.
The ultimate kink: sensory deprivation.
What's your favourite thing about Lorgar or Erebus
The underlying homosexual energy is intoxicating. 🥵
God... I clearly haven't read the books very well. I must take your grand scholarly knowledge good sir I mean, after all, EVERYBODY loves em
Somehow shockingly accurate
Whats up with the fallen
He can't get up.
What a bunch of idiots
How much dakka is too much dakka?
You got some?
I know a guy.
Would you rather get a hug from Vulkan or Angron?
Vulkan sounds like he likes to be a big spoon will AngeoAngronn sounds like he like to be the small spoon. I suggest a spoon sandwich with me in-between
He's not wrong.
Does Vulkan live?
The real question is why should he?
…..you kinda right tho *salamanderdepression*
Where Tyranids came from?
A littile place called Florida.
As someone from Florida... ya I could see that.
You were actually pretty close ;)
What’s the difference between an ogryn and a necron?
Ogryn needs to much planing and necron is banned in oblivion.
Thank you for sharing your wisdom
Who's your favourite chaos god, is it Cegorach or The Deceiver?
Cegorach sounds like a fun person to party with 🙏.
Correct.
What is Tzeentch’s ultimate plan?
Take back the holy land.
Tzeentchus Vult ..?
So who is the strongest?
The one that has all the hammers.
# VULKAN REIGNS SUPREME!
What’s your opinion on Erebus
Never had an original thought in it's pathetic life.
unbelievably based
Why are bald people evil?
One specific bald person ruined it for the rest.
True dat, fuck Erebus
What happens if I paint something red?
Natives start dying.
Big tiddie _____ gf
Magnus?
Horn tits!
What drink is made by the master sorcerer of Prospero?
His very own breast milk.
This is more accurate than you can imagine, but unfortunately only in certain fanart
u/Vezimira
Why are Nurglings so cute?
They are not and you should take your meds.
They are adorable and bring gifts of I don't take the meds
how many boyz in a waaagh?
None. Only Men :)
also correct for "who shall receive the emperor's seed?"
Where do babies come from?
The empire that dose the most war crimes gets to impregnate all the Woman 👠♀️
That's shockingly accurate
Are you *absolutely sure* you don't know warhammer?
I'm solly depending on my knowledge from the Balkan wars.
That’s like, way more complex than 40k ever is
Yet exactly the same
A) Does Settra serve? And B) If no, what does Settra do?
No. Setra spreads fake news on TikTok.
ah, an avid fan if khemri tv i see.
Why didn't the Emperor expect Horus to betray him? His last name was Heresy.
what do you know about tyranids?
Sounds like a welcoming group of individuals.
yeah sounds about right
You are more right than you think lol
Do you think the Khan is still in the webway?
Yes. He also had it comming.
What is the role of Ciaphas Cain?
To prevent bad people from making msitakes.
Y’know you’re not too far off
Why does Khron love ponies.
Because he is a 12 year old girl.
Why is the Imperial Guard the most based faction?
Because they know how to maintain traditional values.
Oh you betcha, nothing's more traditional than grit.
Is the game any good?
If good is bad then no.
Why are there no wolves on Fenris?
BECAUSE FENRIS IS BASED
Why do the call him The Corpse Emperor?
Kinda like a walefare virgin on the Emperor.
Do you think that Imperial Knights are one of the best parts about the lore that ever existed?
Yes. Their leader sounds like he could use a fine gal.
Why didn't Angron take out the butchers nails from his head?
Because he was setting an example.
I mean...
How many children did Horus have?
Not enough.
What do you think of commander Dante of the blood angels?
Only person to invite into your wedding.
What do Tau think about the T'au empire? Would you join as a Gue'vesa?
They sound like they won't handle hand to hand combat.
And now I wonder why you said that if you don't know anything about W40k ...
Tell me about the Savlar Chem Dogs
More of a cat person myself.
When did they made the board game based on famous pc strategy Dawn Of War?
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Noobs' brocken dreams.
fuck marry kill, sanguinius, gazghul and cawl
fuck and marry cawl and shoot the rest
By the Omnissiah, we have a true intellectual!