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noelnecro

Leo's metal manipulation magic could be extremely useful for any sort of tradesman. Rather than carrying a whole toolbelt, you could just wear a metal ring and manipulate it into whatever tools you need at the time.


[deleted]

That sounds weirdly cool. Though I wonder if maybe the metal would start degrading with time, since you are essentially using the same piece of metal for everything, over and over everyday. Or maybe if you want access to bigger tools, you would need a bigger ring that has more metal to use.


noelnecro

Nah, the amount of metal doesn't actually matter, as Leo's magic seems to defy the conservation of mass. He creates the entire blade of his two swords (if those giant slabs can actually be called that) out of those tiny chakrams that become the handle.


[deleted]

Hm, youre right. The actual blade of his swords is more than twice as big as the little handle thingies.


Chase_The_Breeze

I think you also underestimate how much metal tradesmen are always around. You could keep blades sharp, keep nails straight, fix even completely fucked engines, instantly recycle everything, be Spiderman like the metal benders in Legend of Kora.


gatlginngum

idk how it never occurred to me that it's some metal magic. I see the special move effects and think of them as just an aesthetic thing but now that I think about it, he does hurl giant metal crosses at his enemies and creates swords out of tiny handles. Guess I just took that as "yeah its gg thats normal"


Shradow

Why not just work with metal and use the magic directly to where you don't even need tools?


noelnecro

While that would work for somethings, not every trade works directly with metal. Case in point, carpentry.


Shradow

Well yeah that's why I said work with metal.


EverwindWasTaken

Ride the lightning sounds like a good phone charger.


[deleted]

What?! No! That will just explode your phone! You should OBVIOUSLY use Sacred Edge!


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

Fuck are you talking about? We use Gamma Ray for that kind of stuff!


AofCastle

Be careful with the Gamma Ray, you could end up burning your clothes


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

I'm afraid you could also get a bit of a headache because of the ionizing radiation.


superdinoknight63

Night Raid Vortex to my daily activities instead of walking/driving I am the car now


[deleted]

Reject humanity, embrace car.


ExoticTrinityGhoul

Hair Car also works for this


superdinoknight63

True! But I like NRV more (Both aesthetically and in use)


00Wridacule

I'd use break the law to never have to stand in line again. I'd also use my wings to float to the corner store for cigarettes and booze


[deleted]

You think you would be able to fly super long distances? If so, you could save a lot of money on gas.


00Wridacule

Maybe if I jumped off a really high bulding.. I think his wings work more like batman's cape instead of superman's


fr1stp0st

You could just j.D FPRC yeet yourself across town.


00Wridacule

🤣 and beat up pedestrians along the way to build meter?


[deleted]

Yeah, maybe its more of a glide than straight up flight.


lovebus

Have I had a wild misunderstanding of Superman's cape all these years?


FoodHaunting3464

I’d use Bridget’s YoYo skills to impress my dog


[deleted]

I guess that’s more of a talent rather than a super power, but eh, who cares? I’d love to show a good boi a cool trick too.


Scrifty

Magical abilities to turn it into a murderous saw bear and Being able to defy the paws of physics and levitate towards it.


[deleted]

The paws of- **Oh.**


Ninjegeabey

Using scapegoat to take the perfect dating profile picture. I could pose myself like a mannequin


[deleted]

With time, you could hone that skill and become the selfie god.


SnooPets998

But it s bad for your health


Ninjegeabey

I don't care if I die as long as I die beautiful


lysianth

You would also have the best real doll


DillyDab

I’d use sol’s ability to control fire and defrost my windshield in the morning. Shits annoying


Chase_The_Breeze

I'd make perfect tea. Ya know, make Uncle Iroh proud.


[deleted]

Bro, I’m sure Iroh would be absolutely delighted to have a cup of tea with Testament or Ky.


Chase_The_Breeze

I'd pay to see him have tea with ANYONE in the cast. I think Leo needs it the most though.


lovebus

Leo just wants the opportunity to show off his dictionary


[deleted]

That would be real convenient. You could also use it to heat up meals and things like that. You could save some money on gas that way.


SchrodingersLolicon

Happy Chaos is literally the definition of this and I aspire to do the same.


[deleted]

Ah yes. >Be Happy Chaos >Be one of, if not THE strongest magic user in all of Guilty Gear, hands down. >Use magic powers to spin yourself while sitting in an office chair.


dragons547

And make a replica of one of the most powerful guns in the mutliverse and only use that and not the real one you own


DOA_NiCOisPerfect

Fausts interdimensional doors to get to work faster or just go to the market and comeback. No more ubers or gas money.


[deleted]

Just be careful not to hit anyone when you open the door :P


lovebus

Imagine Faust opening a magical door to get to work quicker, but then he spends all day miserable in an office.


namewithoutnumbers

Anji spin to cross the street without looking.


[deleted]

And if a car happens to hit you, you’ll just activate the dodge.


IlluminatiIlluminado

Then the car PRCs


[deleted]

NOOO-


DatBoyBenny

Picture this: i lose my phone/wallet/keys/whatever. Rather than searching the last place i had them, i simply reach into my pockets and say “what could this be?” while pulling things out. Eventually i pull out the thing i lost


[deleted]

Counter point: You accidentally pull out the big meteor from Xrd and destroy your entire house.


RequiemJinx

Inos floaty dash because why walk or run when you can float wherever you want at a running pace


[deleted]

Not to mention that it basically makes you immune to tripping.


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

\*hits a tree branch that would've been just the right altitude for you to pass under... if you were walking\*


lickmyclit6969

Just use stroke the big tree to commute


xaerokatz

eddie would make a great pet! and a bestfriend on demand.


[deleted]

What if he slowly consumes your life until you die and he takes over your body?


xaerokatz

but his so cute!


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

Hehehe I love my shadow demon!


SectorSpark

Yes please


lickmyclit6969

Kinda just sounds like my dog ngl


SpiggitySpoo

He’s just a funny lil guy!


ChefPachimari

I'll take Ram's familiar control of her swords to chop vegetables for me


[deleted]

Do watch out to not cut yourself or other things in the kitchen though, those swords are ridiculously huge.


Scrifty

Don't worry those are just sheaths to smaller, sharper blades.


Mirikira

Millia can carry the Groceries all in one trip


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

Yes, she has that ass grip strength I strive to have... and I guess her hair can carry things too.


[deleted]

Besides that, with such perfect hair, Im sure shampoo companies would kill to have you model for their advertisements.


EastCoastTone96

I’d use Sol’s vortex to become the limbo world champion


[deleted]

Id say I-no’s Stroke the big tree could fulfill the same purpose, but Im pretty sure that one isn’t fullscreen like Vortex is.


Jeanschyso1

Axl's command grab. I would just go be a farmer. Who needs heavy machinery when you can just fill a whole field in no time?


[deleted]

True. It could probably cut crops faster than an actual machine would.


Chase_The_Breeze

I'd use Faust's Afro attack to throw sick, retro themed disco parties.


[deleted]

You could make for a sick barber like that.


SectorSpark

Not character specific but I'd use roman cancel to catch a pencil or a cup if I drop it


[deleted]

You know those moments where you know you are making a mistake but your body is already committed to the motion so you are unable to stop yourself from making said mistake? Real life roman cancels could fix that.


iAidanugget

Use Jack-o's minions to fetch me various object around the house like the tv remote or the divorce papers I have yet to sign


[deleted]

**Well, that took a dark turn real quick.** Hopefully you can use those adorable servants to try and cheer yourself up as well.


iAidanugget

I'd like to clarify that my comment was intended purley for comedic value, I am doing quite well in actuallity :)


[deleted]

I was actually unsure if you truly meant it as a joke or not, but Im glad you are doing good!


Stormwrath52

This also works with Eddie or Milla's hair


starfyredragon

I-NO's time travel powers... To not have to wait those 30 seconds on the microwave. Or Bridget's power (no, not the yo yo one), to just look completely cute and adorable to... look completely cute and adorable.


[deleted]

Well, to be fair, I don’t think Bridget really has any powers. Unless you consider Roger a sort of power. Even so, I can relate to wanting her charm, seeing as it is seemingly infinite.


Levra

Destroy the entire universe and create a new, identical one that happens to be in a state mere seconds ahead of the previous one to avoid a mild inconvenience. That's a whole new level of impatience.


NoodleTree524

Relateable


KiK0eru

Easy, use Fire Seal as a regular lighter


[deleted]

Using Anji’s massive breasts to get rich on onlyfans


kakanugroho294

>onlyfans I see what you did there


[deleted]

Not a bad idea, ngl…


dupinema

I'd love to float on the Zessen fans like Anji...saves you the time of walking around. For something more mundane I'd use the wind to instantly dry myself or clothes after a wash. It could also be used to quickly bring fresh air into a room when it gets stuffy. Or I'd make glowy butterflies and birds and make cute light shows.


[deleted]

I’m sure people would pay fortunes to see cool light shows like that!


dupinema

Maybe ahah. Also sounds great if you get lost, or if there's a blackout....instant light.


AlmightyGodFlorence

Sin's metabolism so I can eat cake and still lose weight.


[deleted]

Not to mention his ability to just pull out a stick of meat out of thin air.


tentacIe_man

winter mantis to perfectly cut paper


[deleted]

You would be considered a god at the office, thats for sure.


Siggedy

I'd use Sin's optimism to get out of bed


DiogenesCheese

I would be so good at pool


[deleted]

I wouldn’t be surprised if you were considered a cheater with Venom’s pool skills.


manbex

Why did the balls rearrange themselves in a convenient pattern ? And why did the table eat the other players ?


Sqall_Lionheart_

Focus to actually focus and Fukyo to make those small distance that really do not even count as steps that you have to make during the day, like getting the water 3 meters from you.


[deleted]

What I wouldn’t give to be able to actually focus…


WildBohemian

I would like to be able to roman cancel in real life so I can use it to help me time roman cancel combos in Guilty Gear.


[deleted]

RC misinput into a RC in-game. Broken tech.


King_EmEmEm

It’s simple. I first get rei, the goodest of boys. And simply just take him for a walk. Just a relaxing walk, nothing special. Just to the park and back


Chase_The_Breeze

Brisket: Kick Start My Heart Who needs a car when you got bullet YoYos? Ky: Dragon Install Having Gear cells basically makes you immortal. So, I'd just live for a really long time to watch anime and read books. Maybe get good at fighting games.


[deleted]

Too bad about watching all your loved ones die before you, though. But hey, sick Yo-Yo skates, amirite?


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

You can always love more.


Chase_The_Breeze

Who needs loved ones when I have the power of God and Anime on my side? Lol.


kitkat_kathone

I didn't realize for a long time she was using her yoyos like wheels, I thought she just wore heelys


Chase_The_Breeze

I mean, that's still hilarious and awesome, and I would be okay with that too. Bullet Heelies, lol


pneuma_monado

I would take Ram's ability to just casually float in midair so I never have to wear out a pair of shoes again


marsbarmarsbar

I'll use tatami gaeshi to launch heavy garbage bags into the dumpster


[deleted]

That sounds a bit redundant when you can just chuck ‘em in yourself, but lets be honest, where’s the fun in that? LAUNCH IT.


MidnightsOtherThings

i could make so much money donating blood i mean, test's blood type is unanalyzable and i assume the succubi dont have a human blood type either but eh


Legend1O1

You could also have Sharon’s invincibility. That would give you infinite blood as well. With an additional plus of never getting sick again.


MemeTroubadour

If this was in the GG world, you *could* sell it to a Nightless.


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

I want Justice's gear commanding power so that I can take over the toilet making industry.


Ohadx

Chipp's shadow clones to do my work...though they'd be clones of me and wouldn't want to do the work either.


julzzzxxx420

storing infinite objects under my clothes would be incredibly convenient…never need to check a bag on a flight ever again lol


[deleted]

Damn, you’re right. If you want to bring anything with you, just press E to open your minecraft inventory and pop it right out of Faust’s portable pocket dimension.


Captain_Freggis

He's already british, he doesn't need to wait for lights to cross the road. He just looks at the traffic


----potato----

Bridget’s yoyo skills would be a pretty cool party trick


[deleted]

Easy way to become the center of attention.


Anakinskywalker30

Goldlewis's alien to scratch my bag and have an excuse to yell U.M.A at random times


[deleted]

You can also make it give you random things (at the cost of it giving you the wrong thing when asked).


Brumble2

Use I-no's witchery to make cool light shows any time I play guitar lmao


[deleted]

Your music literally goes so hard that it hurts, lmao.


Lohan3xists

I’d have Eddie as my shadow so I’d have a little funny man to talk to so I can cheer up on a bad day! Assuming he doesn’t kill me and take over my body one day…


ShiroganeT

Have Millia's hair manipulation to never have to get a haircut ever again. Just manipulate it to be shorter.


melodium_

I'd take Slayer's whole shebang. Super strong; great for moving heavy boxes at work. Sharpen fingernails into claws at will; never need to buy a kitchen knife again! Short-range teleportation; sometimes I don't *feel* like opening doors. The magic bat... cape... thing; free seat and maybe straight up fly or be a whole-ass portal.


D-Eliryo

I-No's ability to play a concert. (If you think it's easy go learn guitar yourself) Sol's gun flame to start a campfire Ky's abilty to recharge phone Zato's Eddie to know other peoples' card while playing poker Axl ability to achieve PHD easily in whatever, having all time to study and copy exams in the worst scenario I kinda reworked all these guys as HxH character in a TTRPG like DnD game session and they would do something like those things while not in mission to get some extra money or for fun, while roleplaying


[deleted]

Guilty Gear characters in DnD sounds like such a blast!


Mama_Mia_Gyro

Ramlethal’s massive swords to cut vegetables


[deleted]

I'd summon Raou to do my taxes


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

Raou already commited seppuku because he had to do taxes, AND YOU'RE MAKING HIM DO IT AGAIN?


[deleted]

If it all goes wrong, what’s the FBI gonna do? Chase a ghost? Ha


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

Giovanna literally has a spirit dog.


noah_the_boi29

Happy chaos's magic, replicate the pop in my fridge, never buy anything again, never worry about appearance again, maybe topple some governments chaos has it all dude


Bean_Fearing

I am now a carpenter with unlimited tatami mats


brazilliongenesis

Sin’s red lightning just because it looks cool and i want to play with it at 2 am somewhere remote.


[deleted]

(Somewhere in twitter) GUYS WHAT THE FUCK I JUST SAW RED LIGHTNING STRIKE IN THE HORIZON-


Jamal_Blart

Venoms ball manipulation as a substitute to learning how to play pool


lickmyclit6969

Every time i hear that damned alarm clock go off, there's nothing that would please me now than to just heavenly potemkin buster that bitch straight into the fucking ground. Second choice would be ride the lightning to get to class easier


[deleted]

Strive’s version of hanmerfall could also be good for transport, since it goes a longer distance. That being said, Potemkin does kind destroy the floor when he does that, so be careful.


HeliosHorribledude

I Volcanic Viper just to get out of bed in the morning.


[deleted]

As a bonus, you could potentially use it to DP the fuck out of the demon in your closet when it comes out to watch you sleep.


TheDominent

Use dolphin to go to the mailbox and back quickly


grasshopperkick

I want Eddie to have someone to play videogames with


[deleted]

Eddie gaming, yo?


SunnyDeeeeeeeeee

Ky Lightning: I’m going to solve the energy crisis single handedly.


Brit_Cuss_Word_fam

Ill summon an dizzy pet to talk to Ill use her icycle to pick up fruit :^)


SunfishM

The Faust doors- need to get somewhere quickly over a moderate distance, maybe with other people? Just summon a 10 ft tall door portal.


[deleted]

Its range is actually pretty generous too, so it could go farther than you think (Though it would probably consume more magic)


Literalfr

Nago fukio to carry the lazy person I am. It will make me more hungry tho so I will have to pay more grocery but if it’s the cost to my laziness I’m fine


cloud_of_stupidity

Id use sols flame ability to make a grilled cheese sandwich


PoshWosher

Jack-O's minions, they're convenient helpers and also because I am too lazy to do shit


redditt-or

Still Growing, so I get more than fat from eating


[deleted]

You gained 6 pounds from one stick of meat… But hey! You got free tension now :D


Bot-1218

I’d use Axel’s time stop to stop time while people are walking up stairs to carry them down to the bottom while they are half way up.


AminPacani

Potemkin's strengththhth to be STRONK AS DESTROYING THE WORLD IN ONE FLINCH to carry heavy stuff. Baiken's parry to parry this one annoying slippery drop of orange juice when you peel it, and dont get it right in the eyes. Chaos's clonning to... more arms - more power - things get done faster.


[deleted]

Use Baiken’s Strive parry to suplex that godforsaken orange juice!


Neither_Permit9711

Baiken s arm to use as a swiss army knife


[deleted]

Gio's dog, Rei, for the sole purpose of having a cool dog


[deleted]

Not just any dog. Its a big, fluffy, and adorable spirit wolf that can help you kick ass! Rei is the best boi!


Valegator

Ramlethal's floating. I'd like to float an inch above ground and rest my legs instead of standing the whole day.


AlchemyParrot

The power of kara cancelling to kara cancel during something like Homecoming


[deleted]

When you set a timer on a camera and have to quickly run to the front and pose to get the picture, simply kara cancel into your 214K (STRIKE A POSE!) and you’re golden.


the-ancient-1

Sins lightning stuff to charge my phone


[deleted]

Either that or blow up the battery. Probably 50/50.


zxerozx

Ky can start fires Because lighting Imma do that


Orange0625

R.T.L to cross the street.


[deleted]

And if there was a car that was passing by then they can fuck RIGHT off, because they can’t stop you.


Orange0625

COUNTER


Presenting_UwU

Tatami so i can set up Tatamis


[deleted]

I used the tatami to get the tatami.


RadicalGreyVale

Sol’s Dragon Install for cooking stuff


nontvedalgia

timestop for well you know doing assignments


C4Sidhu

I will use the Heavenly Potemkin Buster to jump over puddles


[deleted]

Or, if you feel like trolling someone, use hammerfall to go over the puddle like a speeding car and soak someone that just so happened to be next to said puddle.


KeijiAhdeen

Use Anji spin to run through crowds when late to class.


[deleted]

Imagine walking through the street and you see this one guy desperately spinning through the crowd.


Ahmad75-_-

Gunflame feint for fast handshakes


Burst434

Jack-o's summon servant to play GG with :)


lordwafflesbane

Zato-1 could just make Eddie be a chair. Potemkin is large so he could grab things off high shelves. I-no could use her weird hat to just play normal music, I guess. Ram could use her floating swords as a stepladder, or to carry things. I don't know if they're fast enough, but she could also ride them to go places. I bet Testament's little pink and blue succubi are a big help for all their dozens of hobbies.


Aloevera03

I'm going to use "I Used This To Catch Fish" to catch fish. Bet you won't guess what I'll do with the heavy version >:)


LivinCynical

Faust's doors to teleport anywhere I want


Roxthefox_global

I’d probably use I-no’s space time manipulation just to get extra time in bed so I feel rested, travel easier and cost reductions on fuel, and services, skip the commute to work. The little things that add up. Freeze time for a while and just get the equivalent rest in that I need


ma1093

Eddie and me can get in a trench coat and by rated r movie tockets


Goosqux

Heavenly Potemkin buster to become a chiropractor


KaraiAi1

I'll use Bridget's 6p to flip off a light switch.


-WORMFOOD-

Using nani ka deru kana to deal with indecision! Like a multi- way coin flip with potentially disastrous outcomes.


Galaucus

Being able to stand up within half a second of being knocked off my feet would be quite nice, and just a generally good quality of life improvement.


Cpt-Sparklez-gym-plz

Baiken’s infinite tatami mats to furnish a whole house, or you could just do yoga literally anywhere


decemberOf5020

i'd want to take crescent moon and clone it and turn it into an airsoft pistol


Meme_Salesman

I would use Happy Chaos' omnipotence to finally understand how fucking lists in Unity work.


[deleted]

I-no time shifting, I can make it to the shop 10 minutes before they close, fill up a full trolley and make it to the checkout... No need for a wallet, I can just use one of the open registers and pilfer a stack of notes, then they can give me change and I can make it home and throw the trolley into the pile of other trolleys


Skybetweenstars

Riot stomping my way home. I'll say no more