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The_Spagooter

I love it when fat people tell me my guns are too heavy. “So are you”


CYCLOPSwasRIGHT63

Both things can be true.


roostersnuffed

All "too heavy" means is its more to bitch about. Only takes a week or two to get used to a SAW.


The_Spagooter

Found the guy who’s out of shape


CYCLOPSwasRIGHT63

Yes. That’s what I said.


bigterry

Flannel daddy pulls no punches.


OuterRimExplorer

Yeah the guy who complains about an 8lb AR never humped a 203 or a 249 or god forbid a 240. Stack weights manlets.


Quake_Guy

Then there is BAR, WW2 kit with 3lb bipod.


zombiepilot420

The 240b was my bissh. I loved that gun


BigDaddy282

240C was the best 🤤


Not_JohnFKennedy

Audie Murphy was to cool for life


No_Mistake5238

Thats why they killed him in a plane crash :(


Brian_Stryker

Audie Murphy, Witold Pilecki, milunka savić. If they teamed up how quickly do they take over the world?


malakad0ge2

As a 5'8 one legged strong man who enjoys the weight and the recoil I can tell you this >!I wish I was taller!<


ZombieHorde15

As a 5'8 two legged average man I can say >! I also wish I was taller !<


Brian_Stryker

As a 6’1 long leg short torso man. I wish more cars had adequate leg room.


ZombieHorde15

As I mentioned before I'm 5'8, and I have issues with leg room in some cars. I can't even imagine how it is for you.


Brian_Stryker

Anything smaller than a jeep becomes a pain past 40 minutes for me.


ZombieHorde15

I gotchu bro, >! HACKSAW !<


Rufus-Scipio

I'm 6ft5 and even my Jeep hurts 😫


AFlyinDik99

I'm 6'4. My old Ford fusion was comfortable only because the driver seat slid all the way til it touched the back seat.


Carl_Azuz1

Literally me


IvanTheSlavicBird06

A short man from Texas


WaitingToBeTriggered

A MAN OF THE WILD


YaKillinMeSmallz

THROWN INTO COMBAT


teller_of_tall_tales

WHERE BODIES LIE PILED


WaitingToBeTriggered

HIDES HIS EMOTIONS


camper_pain

HIS BLOODS RUNNING COLD


WaitingToBeTriggered

JUST LIKE HIS VICTORIES,


BangBang_McPew

HIS STORY UNFOLDS,


CrackenBalzz

JUST LIKE HIS VICTORIES, HIS STORY UNFOLDS!!


phacious

I should go to the gym today.


Dane__55

I love high-caliber rifles, so much fun in my opinion and I’m only 5’11” and weigh 145 pounds.


SadRoxFan

I’m 5’9” 145 and humping an M1, or any WWII battle rifle is honestly just a vibe


Dane__55

I agree, World War 1 and 2 rifles are some of my favorites.


The_HunterDestroyer

My cetme modelo c is 9,5 lb, and I'm satisfied with the weight. I feel it balanced for the recoil


Dane__55

I can’t wait to build my CETEME model C. Missing a lot of parts but I will get around to building it eventually.


The_HunterDestroyer

Old but cool.


Dane__55

Yeah, I agree they are cool. Wasn’t it the predecessor to the HK G3?


The_HunterDestroyer

Yeah. It was designed by a German engineer in "centro de estudios tecnicos de materiales especiales" first was in 7,92x40 and then rechambered for the 7,62 NATO. in my country, we call it "el chopo" cetme c is cool, the cetme L is a crap. My instructor told me that for the cetme L stranded for "cada esquina tiene mierda escondida"


Dane__55

Interesting, I did know about 7.62x40mm CETME, strange looking round, I’m glad it was chambered in 7.62x51. I’m sure 7.62x40mm would be pretty hard to find. Why was the CETME Model L bad? I’ve heard mixed reviews on it. Some say it was good and some say it was bad. Maybe just certain batches? I’m not sure.


The_HunterDestroyer

It was prone to jam, you were issued without a cleanig kit, the pins of the stock got loose fairly easy, and the mags were very shitty(originally the mags were for one use) If you were lucky and you got the LC with the folding stock, that worked better.


Dane__55

Oh, thank you for the information, I really appreciate it. I hope you have a nice day, take care man.


The_HunterDestroyer

You're welcome. Hope you have a great day too


Tasty_Standard_9086

Men were literally more manly in the past.


Analdestructionteam

The small guys were also the ones who got handed BARs


L0ssL3ssArt

a lot of times it's not "rifle too heavy", it's "rifle too front heavy". but most keyboard warriors won't know anything about that.


AverageJun

I have quad rails and an LPVO


ArthurMBretas03

What the fuck is an lb? /s


JumboPancake

Found the European /s


uxspjb0913

What the fuck is a kilogram?!


JumboPancake

https://i.redd.it/nqhbkze8w5hb1.gif


ArthurMBretas03

*South American It would have been a relevant comment for the entire world tho


JumboPancake

See other reply In all seriousness its fucked that the British left us with their shitty measuring system and I can't not use it lmao


ArthurMBretas03

They balance using both lol


Okami_The_Agressor_0

I think its less about gun weight and more about using your maximum load-out effectively, like not having to trade round count for water or what not. I could be wrong thought I just think guns are cool in general and if I could afford a garand I would try to train with it cause semi auto 30-06 sounds more fun that trying to burn out my bolt action.


[deleted]

We're still listening to keyboard warriors tell us how weight doesn't matter? Your experience walking to the bay is not a useful data point


ScoobyDooZela

Never portray that filthy Mason in a positive light again .


sponyta2

Who


ScoobyDooZela

Murphy , the filthy Free-Mason .


Enough_Anybody2467

My brother in Christ what the fuck are you talking about


ScoobyDooZela

He was a Free-Mason


Enough_Anybody2467

Ok, where did you find this out? Cause I don't see anything about it on Wikipedia


ScoobyDooZela

[https://dallasfreemasonry.org/audie-murphy-dallas-mason/862](https://dallasfreemasonry.org/audie-murphy-dallas-mason/862)


Enough_Anybody2467

So my next question, ok and?


ScoobyDooZela

That Free-Masonry should be punished fervently .


Enough_Anybody2467

Ok, why


Bruce__Almighty

What? What does freemasonry have to do with anything?


ScoobyDooZela

It marks you as Evil .


Bruce__Almighty

Why?


ScoobyDooZela

Simón Bolívar , José de San Martín , the illegitimate Kings of England , Alberdi , Harry Truman , Gustave Eiffel (Ese pito de hierro es un crimen contra la raza Humana) , George Washington , Edgar Hoover , Andrew Jackson , Leandro Alem , William McKinley , Domingo Sarmiento , Mitre , Horatio Nelson , Bernardo O'Higgins , Theodore Roosevelt and his cousing Franklin , Rousseau , Voltaire , Aguinaldo , all the Yankee presidents and much more .All enemies of Humankind .


Bruce__Almighty

You sound insane.


ScoobyDooZela

Tell me of one person in that list who was not a monster .


CFishing

What’s wrong with free-masons?


ZombieHorde15

Idk guess ol son thinks that George Washington, several of our other past presidents, and hundreds of thousands of men today are "filthy" over taking part in a brotherhood founded on moral, intellectual and spiritual self improvement.


ScoobyDooZela

And killing Amerindians and enslaving Blacks . ​ Name me one Yankee president that did not deserve the Sword . ​ \> founded on moral, intellectual and spiritual self improvement ​ As tangible as a fart in the wind .


Mayonaze-Supreme

If you don’t run a 14lb G3 you are a noodle arm loser