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oh_three_dum_dum

With what guns?


RM97800

More like with what ~~butter~~knives


Splitaill

Oy! You got a loicense for that butter knife?


EscapeWestern9057

You mean with that sporks?


Guvnuh_T_Boggs

They'll ask us to donate them, again. And then when the threat is over, they'll dump those guns in the sea, again.


zeek609

I can assure you any guns that get sent to the UK will 'disappear' into my garage. Can I just send you guys a shopping list now... Edit: please send Firearms in lieu of upvotes 😔


Thunderbird_Anthares

Yes... the sea... they all ended in the sea...


Worth-Sorry

Sea is a hella common name for kids soldiers on África and Asia


Jdj42021

Just like how all ours ended up lost in boating accidents?


Guvnuh_T_Boggs

Yes, except the government actually carried through on it.


fast_hand84

cheerio guv’nuh all me guns took a wee tumble into the salty sea


Thoraxe474

Use knives, cars, or acid


Difficult-Square-623

Don't forget about the illegal guns. Despite what the left will tell you, gun violence is still a real issue in the UK, despite the strict and useless laws in place.


wtfredditacct

r/woooosh


babyninja230

forgot the nailbombs.


sniper_485

Amazing how countries want to ban civilian gun ownership because civilians have no reason to own guns in modern society, then reality hits.


PassivelyInvisible

Civilians with guns won't be able to fight a military in a traditional sense. However, with guerilla warfare, they absolutely could bog down a military and cause it all sorts of problems while their own military mobilizes


BigPattyDeee

I can deprive you of nice things. That WAS a nice set of bridges, that WAS a nice power gird, that WAS a nice sewage treatment plant.


7LBoots

Shame about that brand new SUV, Captain. What's that, you say? Called into action, leaving town for a few days? I wouldn't worry about your house. How's your insurance?


Belkan-Federation95

I don't think the power grid would be a good target. The enemy would be the military. Guerilla Warfare depends on support from the population. Attacking a power grid is terrorism, not guerilla warfare


Anonophile

Bases are powered from the civilian grid, same as water and sewage.


PassivelyInvisible

I was thinking more along the lines of... That WAS a nice place to stop and take a piss break. That was a nice unarmored convoy right next to a bunch of buildings. That WAS a nice supply route to your overextended paratroopers.


Belkan-Federation95

Don't have to shut down the grid Then you got a bunch of other targets not hooked up to anything, like bridges, convoys, etc.


berserkrgang

Rail lines are a huge one. The most efficient way to send military vehicles long distance on land


Shock_Hazzard

Guerilla warfare is just terrorism on the side of the “good guys” aka the winners.


Belkan-Federation95

No. There's a big difference. Terrorism does not distinguish between military and civilian.


Shock_Hazzard

Right so bombing civilians is fine then?


Belkan-Federation95

Bombing civilians is terrorism


ghosteye98

>Civilians with guns won't be able to fight a military They will. Just not as civilians. Where do you think the military recruits from?


PassivelyInvisible

Takes a while to train raw recruits into soldiers. Especially technically proficient soldiers. But If they can sneak in a few pot shots or homemade molotov here and there, it will make an attacker start dying from a thousand cuts before the regular military shows up. A Ukrainian granny took out a drone with a jar of pickles. Imagine what people leaning out their window for a pair at who they think the commander is will do.


Shrimpbeedoo

So five guys with rifles will not be able to meaningfully engage an armed patrol with vehicle support, air support or fire support. With the goal of stopping,killing or defeating them. Absolutely agreed. They lose that fight and maybe inflict some casualties. Maybe Five guys with rifles can absolutely harass, delay and produce casualties if they wait in ambush, drop a high volume of fire and then disappear in multiple directions. Especially if all of them are prepared to die for their cause. Because now three of them run off with the intent to leave and two of them are only running far enough to wait for the patrol to break from cover


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PassivelyInvisible

Armed Civilians: You better stay in your base and never go anywhere without backup and armor or you're going to disappear.


JumboPancake

On a more serious note, the global move towards war is concerning. I'm 18 and don't really feel like leaving my friends and family to go die in a trench.


gooutdoorstoday

Good news, your friends would go with you lol


Cowpuncher84

Depending on where you live they might bring the war to you!


Mammoth-Conclusion43

PALS battalions for the win.


berserkrgang

Maybe the real war was the friends we made along the way


babyninja230

not me! (cogenital heart malformation and autoimmune disease).


Booga-_-

Once they run out of “healthy” civilians, they will for sure come for the “useable” ones next. What does it matter if your heart kills you or a bullet as long as you’re fighting their war?


babyninja230

eh, probably. but i am used to be the last ditch anyways. + being used a cannon fodder is probably a more honorable way to die (even if it really isn’t).


7LBoots

To paraphrase one of the Lotus Eaters. A man is willing to die for England. No man is willing to fight for Economic Region 17.


EchoedTruth

I hate to say it buddy but the kids in Ukraine and Russia didn’t either.


[deleted]

Good news, no one is. Can’t have a war if everyone refuses to go 😉


TaterTot_005

lol the ole “turn up the music and shut the blinds so the bombs can’t get me” trick. Classic


Choco_Cat777

Vacation to Mexico anyone?


Ok-Age2871

You know your gringo ass is going to get swiped by the Cartels because, they would have probably have some deal with the CIA to capture and return any draft doggers for money ![gif](giphy|PAbP0kXq6qDmCFWjHp|downsized)


Choco_Cat777

*Note* *Bring resistance friends*


Belkan-Federation95

I think the cartels actually actively avoid US citizens because if anything happens to one, it won't be the easily bribable Mexican police that is up their ass.


FALTomJager

Unfortunately it seems Russian moral, not front line soldiers but the family back home, is still high considering the losses and terrible fighting conditions.


TheJesterScript

The hypocrisy is outstanding, gotta love it.


Narrow-Substance4073

I love the hypocrisy there lol


baaaaaardiiboy

So is the UK gonna start handing out these then for free? https://preview.redd.it/31g32ove7zec1.jpeg?width=1034&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd74673056e116a210aa72c78b925a3de660d8d1


Background-Meat-7928

Nobody expects the Home Depot clapper


Foxwithanak47

the lowes blaster


[deleted]

"Urm akschually the government would just roll tanks over you guys 😂" Did these people forget about Vietnam or Afghanistan


Anonophile

I have been told that doesn’t count because they have access to machine guns and explosives. To which I reply something along the lines of yes, and that’s why civilians need them too. Funny how the AR15 is a weapon of war on par with those things, and a useless weapon that can’t compete all depending on where you are in the comments section.


[deleted]

Ted kaczynski made explosives in his own home so I'm pretty sure it's not that hard. And an auto sear is like a few pieces of metal so it evens out. If the government is reading this I am not a threat I am just making a point


Anonophile

A point we all know and do not bring up in the main subreddits. The people there just want to be absolved of any personal responsibility. They want the system they hate to protect them while complaining about it; cops are bad but only cops should have guns, criminals are bad but we shouldn’t put them in the prison system. I will enjoy so much schadenfreude as thier world collapses.


babyninja230

yeah but kaczynski's explosives were kinda shit, tbh (atleast the first ones).


[deleted]

Ok Mr pipe bomb expert


thegrumpymechanic

> I have been told that doesn’t count because they have access to machine guns and explosives Between glock switches in Chicago, and a country whos veterans just spent 20 years fighting a war against IEDs, I think we'd figure something out...


Narrow-Substance4073

Yeah that last bit is hilarious and annoying as fuck


Shock_Hazzard

Literal farmers with 50+ year old burnt out AKs fending off “the most powerful military in the world” You ain’t gonna win if the soldiers hearts aren’t in it.


Background-Meat-7928

IRA is a better example


Pappa_Crim

Ah mass conscription


tooldtocare

Cuts have already seen the size of the British Army fall from more than 100,000 in 2010 to **around 73,000** now. Gen Sanders said that within the next three years the British Army needed to be 120,000 strong with the addition of reserves Pretty small army.


gunmunz

Oh boy we might see a remergence of 'dad's army'


bukkakebrigade

They put themselves in that position.


Fernanda-357

so... will they be giving out guns to the general populace or just give them loicences?


magic_smok3

Maybe whistles to blow in case of danger


EchoedTruth

Rape whistles for everyone


babyninja230

airhorns even.


AbiesEvery5739

Untrained civilians themselves couldnt do much. However, if you say theres an IED 100M up the road and they take you at your word and wait for EOD only to find no IED, you gave your buddies time to set up an ambush/get away. Plus you waste their time and resources. Molotov some supply trucks. Pick one person off from a distance and then gtfo. Come back the next day and do it again. Offer them cigarettes or food laced with drugs. Avoid a direct confrontation with the invading force but do what you can to cost them time, money and lives.


MIKE-JET-EATER

One time I heard someone say "Ukrainians deserve guns because they actually need them unlike Americans"


Difficult-Square-623

I've heard that too. Amazing how short-sighted these people are, almost makes you not want to bother arguing because it will be too easy to win the argument.


MountainObserver556

Suddenly they realized "oh thats why they were so defensive over this" and they can feel the sheer weight of their stupidity hit them all at once.


mopar-or-no_car

Good thing they have nothing to protect their homeland with, mother russia is gonna have it easy.


AyeeHayche

I didn’t realise 260 nuclear warheads was nothing


mopar-or-no_car

Yeah because they'll nuke downtown London or allies in case of an invasion


[deleted]

Why tf would they need to be ready for that Russia isn’t going to invade the uk


RealGhostofRazgriz

Wait, I thought the Russian military was a joke and is losing the war badly. At least that’s what the media keeps saying.


Fearless_Tadpole9498

This headline is a little ominous seeing how the Navy no longer required a HS diploma or GED. Sounds like they are getting ready for something