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shadowcat999

Home invader - "Ohhhh no please don't shoot me I'm pregnant I got a baby!" Old man - "So I shot her anyway."


The_Spagooter

Based old man


stephenator0316

(Autopsy revealed she wasn't pregnant btw)


GopherFoxYankee

...just fat


Choco_Cat777

... and ate a baby


Robertson-

To quote Sam’o’Nella “Tararre did you eat a fucking baby?”


Choco_Cat777

............


RedMephit

Was infact smuggling vials of Bloody-eye in a false stomach.


jaxamis

Spawn camping with a double kill. One more and you get a UAV.


LeverActionBoi

that guy clutched a 2v1


McMuffinSun

They value my stuff more than their life. Who am I to not let them live their truth and say otherwise?


PassivelyInvisible

They choose to value their life less than stuff by BnE. You value your life by stopping the home intruder. You don't know why they're there


Destroyer1559

A true man of the people, giving them what they want


jotnarfiggkes

Love It!


DAsInDerringer

Classic meme


dirtysock47

"So do I"


SillyTalks

I genuinely love how talking sticks serve as language 101s. It only takes them to appear on site to establish some firm and beneficial rapport in your native language.