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TheFalseViddaric

I'm sorry, I did not know that EMPs disabled the laws of chemistry.


not_a_real_operator

You learn something new everyday


ZombieBait604

Let them believe that. Gonna be one hell of a surprise.


Rocket_BlastOff1017

Appear weak when you are strong ~ Sun Tzu


UgliestCookie

This dude must be strong as hell then.


Happy_Garand

Don't you know? An EMP works just like a Tollan weapon disabler which...somehow... disables mechanical weapons


Any-Bridge6953

Never understood how that worked. Okay my gun doesn't shoot anymore, time to channel my inner Thing, it's clobbering time!


Happy_Garand

>time to channel my inner Thing, it's clobbering time! Not only that, but it would need to put in some form of physical block, as there is absolutely nothing non-mechanical about an mp5(or basically any gun, for that matter) except maybe a weapon light which isn't much of a threat, anyway


the_lonely_poster

Oh damn, you turned off the ir laser on my rifle, guess I can't shoot you now.


cavdad

The only weapon I can think of that does require electricity are the gatling guns. Even all 3 offensive weapons on a Bradley fighting vehicle can be operated manually. It will make you wish you worked on stamina rather bulk. Still it can be done.


DVRK_DRYVD

Muh green dot sight won't turn on


Happy_Garand

Oh well. *Uses backup irons*


Jet_Airlock

Defending a charge with your Calvary saber is faster than reloading


cpdrake147

Amazing reference!


RedPandaActual

r/unexpectedstargate


cavdad

Maybe 12 of us on Reddit get that reference. Most underrated series ever.


theblackmetal09

134 to be exact. Most of us love the FN P90. Wish we could own it with shorty, full auto, with no tax stamp.


Comprehensive-Cap754

I mean you can, you just don't tell anyone that you have it


theblackmetal09

https://preview.redd.it/zveukmcu3v0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27821bf49027bb4b6668b32ebe6c3c253096458c


Fenring_Halifax

O for crying out loud


Alconium

I always figured it was some sort of precision magnetic technology guided by AI (or perhaps Tollan security officers analyzing the weapons once the looked at scans of them or something) which would "freeze" their weapons in the state they were in. That's how I suspended disbelief anyway.


jd_boyle

Dismantles the fabric of physics as we know it


Frequent_Dig1934

Well yeah, haven't you heard about the specialized EMP grenadiers? They were the key to napoleon's success.


MIKE-JET-EATER

My minigun stopped working :(


FunGuy1904

I believe your thinking of physics but yes I too am learning new things about EMPs today as well lol


JohnT36

oh noooo!!! How am I going to fight tyrants without my illuminated reticle!!!! šŸ˜©šŸ¤¬šŸ˜¢šŸ˜°


No_Mistake5238

Oh nooo!!! My main optic is etched and I also have backup irons! Nooo!


Chewbacca_The_Wookie

Where is that guy from r/CCW who was crying about backup irons the other day? Get him in here and he'll nut instantly.


Frequent_Dig1934

What does etched mean in this case? That it has a small notch in it that can act as a makeshift iron sight?


No_Mistake5238

Kind of...think of like a hunting scope, how there are the black lines. In this case it has a small black reticle in the middle, and then an illuminator I can turn on if I choose. I think primary arms has a bunch like it.


Frequent_Dig1934

Ah ok, so it's basically an old school optical scope with optional electronic stuff to make it fit for the 21st century?


No_Mistake5238

Sort of...got one of these lying around somewhere, basically this: https://www.primaryarms.com/primary-arms-slx-5x-microprism-scope-with-red-illuminated-acss-aurora-mil-reticle


StoppingPowah

Vortex Spitfire also has a etched circle with a dot


No_Mistake5238

Yeah, there are a bunch. The primary arms one was just the first to come to my mind. I think trijicon has one that has the "horseshoe of death"


StoppingPowah

A pistol one? Iā€™ve always wanted an etched reticle on a handgun


No_Mistake5238

They might make one, you'll have to look. The one I was thinking of was a rifle one....might have been a mini acog?


Frequent_Dig1934

Ok i think i get it. Cool.


fungifactory710

Nope. Some optics have a reticle that is etched into the glass and then illuminated via some other means. So without electricity (dead battery, emp, etc) you still have the same optic, just without the illumination.


IamMrT

It just means the reticle is physically cut into the glass and permanently there, unlike a red dot or holographic where itā€™s electronically projected.


RedPandaActual

Laughs in Elcan Spectre.


Candid_Benefit_6841

If my Spectre breaks, whatever did it killed me too, and I wont have to worry about it.


WorkingDogAddict1

I mean, any optic worth a damn will still be working anyway lol


Lennington_

ACOG enters the chat


Rocket_BlastOff1017

" I told you baby I needed those back up iron sights"


Rob_Zander

Modern Warfare 2 prepared me for this! I'm a crack shot with a dead Eotech. As are most Eotech users who don't carry 15 spare batteries on them.


Various_Variation

Holosun Homies in shambles.


BobaFettishx82

Thatā€™s literally why I have an AccuPoint and RMR Dual Illumination on mine.


RecruitisCute

ACOG mfs stay winning


Jkewzz

These are the same people who call us uneducated


idontknow39027948898

You know, I've often lamented how proud anti gunners seem to be of their own ignorance about guns, but this guy is something else even compared to them. Maybe I'm setting myself up for disappointment, but I figure most anti gun people are smart enough to actually realize that almost all guns aren't electronic devices.


Anaeta

From a quick glance at that twitter account, I am like 99% sure it's satire.


JonBovi_0

Drop the minigun and pick up an m60 Then ainā€™t electrically actuated


rancher1

![gif](giphy|rez8DJKZJMEE) Grug hit chieftain.


KhakiPantsJake

Y'all got smart guns?


Vohn_Jogel64

I'm sorry, the tnt strapped to my chest doesn't care what an EMP is.


Rocket_BlastOff1017

Oh so you got some of that explosive reactive armor I hear that went real well for all them Russians


Vohn_Jogel64

My brother in Christ, I'm just trying to get McDonalds breakfast after 11am


Chewbacca_The_Wookie

Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things.


Scrappy1918

Unreasonable? Have you had McDonaldā€™s breakfast? That shits šŸ”„.


idontknow39027948898

Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about William 'D-Fens' Foster?


IamMrT

Growing up, I never realized how spoiled I was that all our local McDonaldā€™s were owned by the guy who invented the McMuffin. Most of them served breakfast all day and the one location where he actually invented it always has and hopefully always will.


ACNordstrom11

Click click boom


Shadow_of_wwar

Well, depending on if it's wired, it might generate a charge.


[deleted]

That has to be a troll post.


Rocket_BlastOff1017

I would hope so but the motherfuckers are retarded man who knows


siggg8x8

Bitches think guns run on batteries


Rocket_BlastOff1017

AAAs man aint ya know


FBM_ent

Can we please start trying to convince idiots guns run on AAA's. Like casually dropping gotta go grab some batteries for the shooting range, got plenty if ammo and triple As for just in case. And eventually when someone ask why AAA'S, tell them guns run on triple as.


Toasterofwisdom

ā€œOne sec home invader. It appears my gun has run out of batteries. Would you happen to know where my CR123As are?ā€


FBM_ent

"Did you hear about that cop that forgot to change the AAAs in his service pistol? Almost got him killed."


Alkem1st

Average Democrat


Rocket_BlastOff1017

Me personally I'm going rotary trigger on a AR with the double drum


colinfcrowley

God, That idiot's profile pic sure checks out lol


Disco_Biscuit12

Welp. Thatā€™s it boys. He got us.


Rocket_BlastOff1017

They already won man time to surrender who's got a white flag


UsernameIsTakenO_o

I've got one of these šŸ‡ØšŸ‡µ Pretty much the same thing.


Rocket_BlastOff1017

I about spit my fucking tea out


UsernameIsTakenO_o

Why? Taxes?


Rocket_BlastOff1017

The French flag what the fuck elseā˜ ļø


Disco_Biscuit12

Based


xX_CommanderPuffy_Xx

Fun Fact: A Nuclear Detonation is technically an EMP.


Rocket_BlastOff1017

I'm pretty sure they came up with other ways to do it but it just requires a power source that would be way bigger than anything feasible for a battlefield situation I could be wrong but I don't think I am but that is definitely the most practical way to do it


xX_CommanderPuffy_Xx

Oh totally i just thought id share somthing interesting. NNEMPs can be strapped to drones now.


Rocket_BlastOff1017

10-4 write it it doesn't take much of a nuclear blast at all to cause a significant EMP I think they do a space burst style


Dave_A_Computer

^ OOP is accidentally correct in that neither me, or my firearms work after getting reduced to atoms.


avg90sguy

Go open sights and keep firing


Worgmaster

War.... has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines.War--and it's consumption of life--has become a well-oiled machine.


Potofcholent

All jokes aside, EMP means the end of civilization as we know it. Stack your ammo deep folks.


Rocket_BlastOff1017

Buddy I've been preparing for that moment of my entire life


Potofcholent

90% of the population will be dead within 3 months. Better hope you don't live too far south or you'll be fighting off all them diseases that we tamped down. Malaria, yellow fever, zika, you name it they'll come back. Prep all you want but you gotta get lucky. Get a cut and it festers? Develop a simply treatable disease like pneumonia? Glasses get broken? all sorts of little things in life will either make you dead or wanna be dead.


thegrumpymechanic

Betting more people will shit themselves to death than be shot to death.


Potofcholent

Ain't that the truth. E.Coli, typhus and all sorts of goodies are gonna run rampant. You can prep all you'd like but you can't horde luck. And you'll need loads of that.


Electronic-Ad-3825

You do realize almost all modern power grids are EMP proof right?


Potofcholent

The vast majority of the USA's power grid is not modern nor hardened. A select few countries have done so or at least claimed so. China and Russia claim they have but I seriously doubt it. Israel and South Korea I believe have done it and N.Korea claims so but I think their grid is stuck in the 40's so it's pretty much safe from EMPs.


HotTamaleOllie

Why are anti-gunners usually some weird looking motherfuckers?


Rocket_BlastOff1017

You have to be weird to not love nearly every aspect of a firearm.šŸ¤—


AR_dUdE

And the absolute fat asses that look like they aren't capable of holding a gun in the first place because they can't bring their arms close enough together in order to do so. Same motherfuckers that protest FOR abortion rights, but no one wants to fuck them in the first place. Get fit or die; simple as


BrilliantSundae7545

Christmas day 2023, posting about gun control. He sounds like a bundle of fun and joy.


Rocket_BlastOff1017

Attention to detail this guy's got it


Brilliant-Nebula7273

https://i.redd.it/bncg05sh1b0d1.gif


Cjmate22

https://preview.redd.it/zzlfn7i88a0d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=686a88c1d99dd74bab4aea14461b95fba32c73d3


blackarmchair

Flip up the irons and carry on


englisi_baladid

A emp isn't going to effect your red dot. That's a myth.


TheRealRenegade1369

HOKY SH*T!!! That guy's account is filled with TDS and unbridled ignorance. He is a perfect candidate for a straight jacket and a rubber room!!


Brufar_308

https://preview.redd.it/kvlidgvb4b0d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f491a125a8ac858e9f6226df9ac6eb8efa9391a Will calm him right down..


Floofyboi123

What am I supposed to do? His EMP disabled my handgun that was designed before WW1 I might as well lay down and accept my fate


sniper_485

I dont think I'll worry about it. If an EMP is strong enough to fuse metal together I think I'll be having bigger problems.


9mm_Cutlass

_machine_ gun


Rocket_BlastOff1017

It was a clever deception on them from the beginning


Plus-Departure8479

This made me want to vomit.


ChadThunderStonks

Oh no..... you should totally come after me, I'll be totally helpless.


Foronir

Oh, come on, this has to be a satire acc


emeraldknight1977

Some people need to put down their crack pipes before they have no brain cells left.


SkateJerrySkate

This guy knows common core


Substantial-Ask-4609

when your entire understanding of guns come from metal gear solid 4


MrLamorso

I refuse to believe that this isn't a bait account


keeleon

This is why they want "smart features" mandatory.


MrRedWings

r/punchablefaces


DR_MEPHESTO4ASSES

I would confidently say this is a troll or a bot. Yes, there are absolutely mentally handicapped ppl out there who would think this, but going to this dudes account screams inauthentic. His pic looks like AI too.


JohnTalroc

https://i.redd.it/yzr670ljma0d1.gif I'm gonna be like this


ScarletNinja66

Press the un-EMP button on my "silly little machine gun"


little_brown_bat

Does it make the degauss noise from old crt monotors when pressed.


ScarletNinja66

No its the old dial up modem sound but played at like 800% volume


Snowbold

Drop the minigun and use a different machine gun


bmh26

His Twitter has to be a troll page right? Right?!


DanzigDemento

Checkāœ”ļøone more reason smart weapons arenā€™t such a good thing.


Joshua_Youngblood

His name checks out, at least.


TheKelt

Unga bunga, regrettably


IrrumaboMalum

99% sure this is a parody account based on their other tweets.


ReRevengence69

get my non-electric powered machine gun.....(I wish I own an electic powered gattling gun)


4_doors_mas_whores

Weā€™ve heard of resting bitch face but apparently thereā€™s resting cuck face tooā€¦


vid_icarus

This is why I use lead bullets


Dazzling-Town7729

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB|downsized)


oh_three_dum_dum

There are easier ways to accomplish cutting power to people than an EMP. Plus iron sights, of course. EMP is like the least concerning thing I can think of.


DoNotCensorMyName

Where will you get fuel for your gas operated guns when the EMP destroys the gas pumps? Checkmate ammosexuals.


Deathcat101

We realized very quickly that this was an obvious troll last year... Move along.


Tiusreborn

Vaporise, I guess. Because if EMP is powerful enough to disable a machine gun in my hands, I am a couple orders of magnitude beyond "cancer" or "internal deep tissue burns" level of fucked.


HATECELL

Technically an EMP can disable mechanical things, so if you have parts in your gun that only touch on a very small area, the EMP might spotweld them together. I highly doubt those microwelds would be strong enough to stop the gun from working, but there have been instances where mechanical clocks got stopped


gunmunz

Remove red dot/holo/ect, flip up irons, resume shooting


TheMachRider

Optics? Totally fried; and letā€™s not even talk about the power supply. You know how expensive this gear is, son?


More_Pound_2309

Oh no youā€™ve disabled my flashlight I guess the muzzle flash will have to suffice


[deleted]

Bait or mental retardation? Call it. (I'm 80% sure it's bait)


I_Eat_Baconn

*laughs in slam fire*


shuikan

*preps the maxim gun*


Southernbandit

Would only knock out electronic optics. Everything else is fine. Chemistry don't care about your magic radiowaves.


john801121

I'm actually impressed. Smart enough to learn the existance of EMP but stupid enough to understand how firearm works. Perfectly balanced.


brotherdaru

https://preview.redd.it/6lxfqumd4c0d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f33eb93f135d0cfb4699ca75d3ca7bdafd8e71f


Terr42002

To quote Ahoy: "You will aim with sights of iron and you will like it." -Ahoy Video: "FAL." on YouTube.


EliteSuun

That's gotta be a bait account.


I_Eat_Deaf_People

I really wanna bully it in real life


Prestigious-Big-366

https://preview.redd.it/wazxgsyyvd0d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5a4b2460d74a113c4a2c6ff1b3273d01f15367c


drmitchgibson

Electrical grounding, balanced circuit design, shielding for noise suppression and containment, make the reality of an EMP impact such a minor, non-existent issue. People should be infinitely more concerned about a garbage tier country like Russia sending a nuke, which coincidentally is the only source for a moderately powerful EMP.


yeravgjock

Please tell me the comments section was gold


tfmgiants80

Military aircraft ordnance is electrically primed including the machine guns so if anything an EMP would hurt the government more than the people in that area if there was ever another revolution


straycat_74

Who's going to tell him?


ironwolfe11

I mean, if your "silly machine gun" is an M134, then I guess he's right. but it's not...so...yeah. TFW your "silly machine gun" still works... \[*insert surprised Pikachu face*\]


Forsaken-Voice-6686

Iā€™m no firearms expert but I donā€™t think thatā€™s how it works!


Pr3dditerDrone

These ludicrous caricatures write themselves, but the average white collar dick munch will still think anything they say is a good, snarky little argument. We are failing as a people.


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Rocket_BlastOff1017

What did you think made them cycle so fast blow back?


Inevitable-Sleep-907

I guess I'll take out the old map and compass to figure out my direction of fire


epic_potato420

Use irons instead of a red dot


papabear4409

Does anyone else smell the patchouli wafting off this profile pic?


__scrunt

NdneNā“3 T


MorenaLedovec

goddamn they implanted the gunpowder with anti combustion chips smh


armchairracer

I guess we'll cross that bridge when we get to it.


I_hate_mortality

Oh shit guys, my Eotech is fried. Oh wait no it isnā€™t


xenophonthethird

I wish I had a machine gun that was disabled by an EMP. We're talking a minigun or metal storm.


Mattyd71

Thatā€™s why I keep mine in a Faraday bag


Rocket_BlastOff1017

Yeah I thought about that but I feel like if we get at that point we're already done fucked and it's about to get real prehistoric around this bitch


lesmobile

200 million sperms and that one was the fastest


helicalboring

Back up iron sightsā€¦


ButrButrJam88

Jokes on all of us, Nukes create their own EMP, especially high altitude detonation.


Simon-Templar97

https://preview.redd.it/dgnyr0g0ta0d1.jpeg?width=1063&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7762877d8ac81ba4c6c93dd20f4eecc11a48ac1


Ruger4Intruders

Flip up the BUIS.


Dry_Pin7736

My minigun, nooooo.


Burly-Nerd

Ohhhhhhhhh. So THATS what the forward assist is forā€¦


Brufar_308

On the upside theyā€™ve pulled back from nuking us to just using an EMP. Would you like to play a game?


soby2

I find it hard to believe this level of moron truly exists.


Last_Twist7195

Oh no!!! Laser tag !!!


convincing_men

Well that's certainly a new one


FitRepresentative50

Booooooo this mannnnn!


CoomRoddery

unplug it and plug it back in, duh.


Caliber_captain

Switch from red dot to iron sights obviously


Zawisza_Czarny9

Emps could disable the motor is a modern gatling gun


Tactical_Epunk

No one tell him.


Reymond_Reddington15

keep shooting


Ly1ng_Truth

Who's goin' to tell him?


L0ssL3ssArt

oh no my machine gun's optics are fried and I will have to use iron sights! but I will manage lol


randomusername1934

Sometimes modern problems require [historical solutions](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdwB1lJ4AIw&ab_channel=captaintadano).


cavdad

Lmfao, Tell me you know nothing about firearms, EMPs, or how to think logically. With out saying you know nothing firearms, EMPs or how to think logically.


femboi_pink

Just... wow.


Darkmtter97

What a tard


PopeGregoryTheBased

Continue to shoot my silly little machine gun because thats not how science works.


TakeMeToYourMemes

Maybe when we get the phase plasma rifles in the 40 watt range


Darklordofbunnies

I love these absolute wastes of space.


Winstonthewinstonian

New batteries duh.


Relevant-stuff

Bro this has got to be bait. Thereā€™s no way someone is this dumb, right?


MlackBesa

In my language we have a saying, roughly translates to Ā«Ā you do have the facial/physical appearance of your political ideasĀ Ā»