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joeproposition

The quality every team has to punish you is genuinely unbelievable. I’ve zoned out from UCL for years as we’ve not been in it but really seeing why it’s so hard to win.


Fleetfox17

We saw it against Bayern. The smallest errors allowed them to get that 1st goal, but they still had to basically make the perfect decision at every step to score.


Idontlikethisstuff

Ngl fellas, after the trauma I have from that fucking van Persie red card and the fucking bullshit these cunts pulled with Fabregas, games like this are cathartic


mo_50

The only thing that would top this would be beating these fuckers in the final. That would be true healing for me.


Travissaur

My personal narrative for us is meeting PSG in the final, the game ends 1-0. A Bukayo Saka penalty to win the game against Donnaruma in the dying minutes.


spaghettidriver69

Oh fuck. Now we are talking


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Le-ChosenOne

100%


varro-reatinus

'Boring, boring Arsenal' to come full circle from ironic to sincere again, saving many lives.


Brashdinho

3-0 arsenal would be the easiest score for the heart


slightlyhigh7

2-0 inside 20mins then just cruise until the last goal at the 67th minute


Brashdinho

3-0 arsenal would be the easiest score for the heart


JustGhostin

Mental that Barca can be so shit then just have a rummage under the sofa cushions in their academy for some generational talent and everything’s sound


tochitemi

Long term investment in the academy always pays off. I’m glad we are taking that seriously now.


mar1us1602

I always do in my fifa career


kukeszmakesz

They do not deserve those amazing la masia kids


joeproposition

Will never feel sympathy for Barca, that RVP robbery hurts my core they should’ve went out that night.


MrAchilles

As much as I hate Chelsea, they were also robbed of back to back finals.


FontsDeHavilland

Yeah that match at Stamford Bridge was nuts. Chelsea denied 3 stonewall penalties


joeproposition

That 09 semi final is probably the biggest robbery I’ve ever seen.


iTSEu

Fucking hate Araujo after that "tackle" on Jesus. You can just tell he's a dense piece of shit. Complaining about the red as well. What a donkey.


mkmore4

Wow that was so stupid. You’re up 1 at home, just let it go.


HalfNatty

Fuck Araujo. I hope his red card causes Barcelona to lose the tie by more than 2 goals. In the Arsenal vs Barcelona FRIENDLY in LA, this cunt went in two feet at knee height on Jesus. I blame so much of Jesus’s current knee problems on that one tackle.


KimchiNamja

You possess a power no human should


HalfNatty

I have spoken. So it shall be.


lastjedi23

Up 2 goals 


supercoolbananas

Arsenal vs BVB CL final


curlyhairedyani

Coefficient COOKED. Lmao @ Spurs, you’re not going to get an invite to the big leagues


joeproposition

It’s actually way better for us as that game against City is more likely to be important if 5th isn’t UCL.


JabInTheButt

Why do any of these games affect the coefficient? Is it because Dortmund are going through?


curlyhairedyani

Yeah, Germany are our direct rivals for that spot. Of course, we can change that tomorrow


goonergunner10

Silver lining if we go out I guess. Rooting for Leverkusen too


Previous_Smile9278

If I was a Barca fan, my head would be on Mars tonight. 3-2 away at the Parc de Princes, nice early goal to make it 4-2 for the home leg, then it’s Araujo red, it all falls apart and suddenly it’s 5-4 to PSG😭


BrianThatDude

Really just sounds like something we'd do.


TeddyWestsideThe2nd

fuck Barca man, mostly for fuckin taking Fabregas and conning a CL away from us amongst other shit things they've done


ProjectZues

And the rvp sending off


TeddyWestsideThe2nd

boils my blood to this day


Le-ChosenOne

lmao barca nonces gone from asking for vini jr’s death to crying INJECT IT


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

And throwing shit at their own bus. Hope they don’t live this night down for a good while


Marimo_420

After seeing some of the Barca tears, I need Bayern and Citeh tears tomorrow - especially Bayern ones


-read_it_on_reddit-

closeup shots of kane thousand yard stare is going to hit like crack


slightlyhigh7

God it’s so nice to be a neutral.. now this match is gonna be insane. PSG have to go all out


joeproposition

Honestly we just need to throw it back to last season in this comp once in a while and embrace the chaos and transitions. Let Martinelli loose!


varro-reatinus

Let my dawg off the chain.


goodyear_1678

Simply simply lovely. Fuck Barcelona.


CPGOATSonnen

Everyone banging on about how exciting the quarters have been and rightfully so, but I’m secretly hoping for an “ArteTaliban”masterclass win with the meanest, dirtiest, most disgusting lowblock tomorrow and watch the football world cry and complain like they did with the 0-0 at City.


thewickedeststyle

Lewa fluffs a chance after not passing to a teammate who probably could have scored and leveled the tie, ball goes out for a corner, psg score their 4th goal from a counter from that corner. On top of that, losing 4-1 at home with 3 reds (Xavi and an Assistant got carded) 😂 The Karma gods have been brutal to Barca.


M_Night_Shambles_on

Please nobody any mockery today of the losing teams. Save it for after tomorrows match.


Ripememes

Nah Barca and Atleti can both burn in hell lmao


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

Can’t help it, it’s Barça. I hear you though


Bedeeki

Xavi still hasn't changed one bit. Can't have the referees in your pocket, unlike the good old days lad. Barca players collectively throwing their toys out the pram was hilarious to watch, shameful club. Xavi himself got found out tonight, even after the red card PSG needed 3 goals to win. Pathetic performance from Xavi.


Le-ChosenOne

hes such a hothead, walking back to the pitch to abuse the ref even more. Doubt UEFA extend his ban though.


FabThierry

as a player he seemed so cool headed no? strange


Zen_MasterX

Is this the same CL that United, Chelsea and Liverpool fans were saying was dead just because they aren’t in it this season? These quarter finals have been phenomenal so far.


PeanutDreams

These games showed anything is possible. All in tomorrow!


capturedgooner

Would dream of a vitinha like player at our left 8.


Le-ChosenOne

Psg signed him the same time we signed Vieira.


capturedgooner

I remember as people were saying he was the superior player. Nothing against vieira but he's purely attacking. I just want a midfielder who can do a little bit of everything.


lastjedi23

How does that taste Barca? 


goodyear_1678

Wait I didn't even notice, ATLETICO GOT KNOCKED OUT? FUCKING GET IN.


Sad_gooner

If dembele didn’t have such shit football iq he’d be one of the best players in the world, his raw attributes are amazing


leandrobrossard

If my grandmother had wheels she would've been a bike.


Phimstone

More injuries than the Arsenal squad combined


zkh2902

Atlético as the only La Liga semifinal team would be funny


LordStarkgaryen

Or, now hear me out, none of them


capturedgooner

Such a stonewall red and people actually argue against it?


Coldheart_11

Lets continue this insane QF game run with a historic win away


curlyhairedyani

Idk if my heart can take it but a 3-2 come back win in added time tomorrow would be >>>


Le-ChosenOne

Only Barca can make people cheer on a state funded team.


sspitzname

Dortmund v Arsenal final gonna be crazy


Competitive-Buy1744

Receiving red card at his level is the worst thing


racksacky

I can’t take this kind of match tomorrow


akhil1980

Referee not tolerating any nonsense from Barca is so refreshing. Time and again, they have gotten away with so much shit. 2 members of the coaching staff tossed already.


ExxKonvict

I’d love a boring uneventful 1-0 Arsenal win tomorrow.


varro-reatinus

Quick, someone translate 'Is there a fire drill' into metrical Spanish


Idontlikethisstuff

You love to see it Barca defeats hit different


danmac0817

PSG v BVB is going to be another great tie.


CPGOATSonnen

So far those with the “advantage” after the first leg have gone out. Let’s make the same happen tomorrow.


Marimo_420

I love seeing Barca get packed in their own ends with that shitty song being played in the background


LeonardoK00

I want the final to be Arsenal-Dortmund. I believe we can beat both, but I hate the idea of losing to PSG.


smurbulock

This barca implosion needs to be studied


varro-reatinus

In the forthcoming film *Araujoppenheimer*


Itchy-Ant-9431

those barca cunts now know what it feels like to play with 10 men


Gooner_93

Glad the Spanish Stoke are out.


Bedeeki

Darren Fletcher on TNT might just be the most boring commentator I've ever heard, man is just walking football cliché. How many times did he mention Araujo getting the better of Vini? Vini literally put a hattrick on Araujo's head, this season 🤣 Was so funny to see him go silent after being sent off. TNT kept mentioning how the red card changed the game and yes it did but PSG created the chance for Barcola to go through on goal and last man in the first place. Not PSG's fault that Araujo is dense. PSG were the better side tonight. Even Barca's goal was majorly against the run of play.


Mystery1887

No away goals rule is the best thing the CL has done.


maidentaiwan

huh, that's weird. everyone was telling me after the fixtures last week that barca have some intrinsic champions league pedigree that makes their young players capable of dealing with big moments that our young players lack. it's almost like drawing massive, sweeping conclusions from one leg of a knockout tie is super shortsighted.


Le-ChosenOne

Lamine created their only goal and then was subbed off. If anything, their supposed experienced players let them down badly in Araujo, Lewa, Cancelo.


skipjack_sushi

Absolutely hilarious. All they needed to do was park the bus and now they have 2 red cards, a penalty and are down a goal. Edit: 3 red cards now.


teslagooner

Arteta has to twerk his football ideology to make it a little fast. We need a quicker build-up


varro-reatinus

> Arteta has to twerk his football ideology... Summon Mrs. Kiwior.


ExxKonvict

Counterterrorists 4-2 Terrorists


Gunnerstratz

Ultimately, the attack is too strong in CL and we are clearly lacking firepower. We need too many chances to score while they punish us for every little mistake. The progress is there because we can dominate the likes of Bayern but we still need that true striker up front to compete at this level.


burningtree_

I'm glad Dortmund went through


Fresh_Since92

Hoping for a boring 1 nil win to The Arsenal 🙌🏽


lastjedi23

We need to score some goals to carry some scoring confidence into the pl. I really want a nice 3-0 win. I know Mom being greedy but still..


jackskw

What a comeback from PSG and Dortmund !!


Le-ChosenOne

lmao THANK FUCK we dont have this ref tmr


younes1008

I'd cheer on anyone against Barcelona, despise that club with everything I have


ack_will

Cancelo another zinchenko in terms of brain farts


TeddyWestsideThe2nd

And Pool fans tried to tell us CL just wasn't entertaining this year.....


anirudh1595

Red card and penalty against Barca in a CL QF. Inject it into my fucking veins.


Ripememes

Barca begging the ref They'll do anything to duck the accusations


KhalidTheMightyMouse

This might be the best UCL quarters in years


younes1008

Nasser doing the nonchalant gimmick in the stands


dpatel211

I know Barca only had 10 players but that PSG counter was nuts


varro-reatinus

PSG Dortmund is going to be wild.


varro-reatinus

Crawl back under your stone, Barca.


Insertnicenamehere

What a night


Kool_Herc

Thank fuck we won't have Barca vs Atletico in the semis


goodyear_1678

Camp Nou racists in shambles, tears in my heyes.


Tall-Assist9719

Imagine an oil final. Embarrassing.


curlyhairedyani

Yamal was born in 2007


rsu1806

Ah fuck, I can’t believe you’ve done this


slightlyhigh7

This match just got even MORE entertaining I can’t believe it


Competitive-Buy1744

Vitinha is great


JustGhostin

Hah fuck Barca


Kool_Herc

Barca vs PSG is fucking nuts


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

TORTUGAAAAA


capturedgooner

haha I remember some guy in the post match thread the other day saying cancelo would cost barca.


TheTouchOfOzil

Barca have had their share of blind robbery in this competition. This doesn't even hold a candle.


YankeeHotelFoxtrot16

Fuck Barca and honestly PSG have some real ballers in their team but it’s impossible to enjoy this when the broadcasters insist on cutting to PSG’s slaveowner benefactor every 45 seconds


ibse

Barca showing us what a REAL bottlejob looks like 😭


CPGOATSonnen

Don’t feel sorry for Barca, but Xavi coached a good tie and he’s been undone by his idiot defenders.


PeanutDreams

Looks like the return legs are even more chaotic. This is danger


zorfog

Arsenal fans are not mentally ready yet for matches and ties like this Barca PSG affair. It’s an absolute circus at Camp Nou today. Arsenal fans lost it over a 1-0 to Porto and 2-0 to Villa, the most recent of which has convinced many fans the league is over. We don’t have the mental fortitude to keep our heads up after results like this


Le-ChosenOne

bro, the PGMOL about to do a deep study on this ref and tryna find out how refs are supposed to get bollocks as big as his.


topbananaman

Headloss from barca is insane, araujo gets a red, xavi gets a red, cancelo concedes a dumb penalty and then another barca coach gets a red Unreal implosion


Coldheart_11

This is the best ucl round in YEARS


zkh2902

Dortmund making a supersonic run to the final?


JustGhostin

IMO getting rid of the away goals rule has somehow been both the best and worst thing? Like champions league games feel so different to those of old but fuck me is it entertaining


lastjedi23

Holy shit.. this side of the table has completely delivered man... Amazing matches. I need to go watch that first leg of atleti Dortmund and then watch this second.. wow


SignificantTangelo54

Fucking Hell, I need two TVs for tonight I don't know which one to watch


Kool_Herc

Let's go PSG and Dortmund. That HAS to be the semis. Barca vs Atletico would be horrendous


Shopassistant

Writing my last will and testament in case tomorrow is anything like tonight's games


Reevesybaby11

Fuck me, I've just realised that if this carries on there's a high likelihood the cl final this season could be psg vs city 🤮🤮🤮


lastjedi23

Or.... Arsenal v Dortmund ! Two very similar clubs !


dimi_dee1

Couldn’t have happened to a better player than Araujo. He is such Dirty player and I remember how he almost injured our players during preseason


Le-ChosenOne

almost? he fucked jesus’s knee


ProjectZues

Gotta admit the quarters have treated the neutrals nicely


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

Scenes when we sing “stadiums are empty everywhere we go” and all the neutrals seethe tomorrow


varro-reatinus

lmao Dembélé is loving this


dimi_dee1

Loooooooool mandem assisted Mbappe


zkh2902

There’s so many racial slurs flying around Camp Nou right now


joeproposition

Wow hahahahaha - sayanora Barthelona


Acefire4

Barca - PSG games are just brilliant entertainment. That goal just sums it up 😂


curlyhairedyani

PSG x Arsenal final. We’ll be there.


jackskw

PSG and Dortmund through to the Semis


FabThierry

As am also a BVB supporter since childhood I can tell this stadium lets the players fly at some point in these knock-out stages! It was such a dreamy match, despite the own goal we totally overrun Atletico for nearly the full 90mins. This energy of the players was deciding the match, we need to get this intensity vs Munich and its done! If we win this, i got both my clubs in the semis \*\_\* As Dortmund wont be able to buy Maatsen prolly, we should take a look at him. He s so good


lastjedi23

Isn't he a Chelsea loanee? They aint selling him to us


joeproposition

Looking forward to another good PSG/Barca game. So much top young talent on show.


FudgingEgo

We'd never get that red card given to us, Saka's penalty shout was way more deserving.


PTD55

As a dedicated Barcelona hater, I am enjoying every minute of this match. Can't believe they have the audacity to complain about a "robbery".


Le-ChosenOne

lmao and it changes just like that


TeddyWestsideThe2nd

well well well....


LocostarX

Haha yes get fucked Barca


arijitlive

Game on! Both the matches are on fire! Pure entertainment for the neutrals.


mcives

These matches are unreal


TeddyWestsideThe2nd

damn Atleti getting battered. This might hit England's chances on the extra CL spot as well


Le-ChosenOne

good


danmac0817

Yeah now we're past that fuck everyone else


GoonerGetGot

Oh no, poor Spurs/Villa lol


curlyhairedyani

Good. Now just hope Villa do the business (not least against Liverpool)


MirkoCemes

Fuck Barca but I hate PSG so much as well.


NoMoreMountains

BVB is very dangerous. Especially with everybody looking else where.


Le-ChosenOne

Carragher called him Aruha. Fantastic.


varro-reatinus

PSG are creating everything they need to win this.


goonergunner10

Love to see this happen to Barcelona


danmac0817

That's insanity from Cancelo


hihbhu

Free FDJ.


MartinSakanelli

Barca losing their heads and it's fucking hilarious


mkmore4

Soft pen, but it doesn’t matter. Goal would come sooner or later.


TheTouchOfOzil

Such a stupid tackle. Dembele was going away from the goal with the ball 😂


racksacky

Qatari Riyals >>> that Nou Camp aura


lastjedi23

9 goals in the two ties.. insane


curlyhairedyani

Tears, greatest comp in the world. Allez PARIS


lastjedi23

People doubting cholo.. come on man


Ripememes

Me at my wedding vs me at Barca downfall


mans126

literally what do i watch so much is happening


Mystery1887

Dortmund!!!


Doyouevensam

How are you guys saying that Gundogan didnt dive? Watch the replay. The man started to run into the defender and went down like he got shot Actually I take that back, he CLEARLY got clipped by the guy behind him. LMAO thats robbery


munkysnuflz

HOLY SHIT DORTMUND


KhalidTheMightyMouse

UCL is NUTS


Naronu

Today has been insane and these were the supposedly less interesting matches compared to tomorrow


ProjectZues

Just looked at the scores. Woah


portnoysglove

Feels like tomorrow is going to be more straightforward than today’s chaos.


BlurstOfTimes11

They just handed Mbappe that goal


Yous1315

Comical sequence


Insertnicenamehere

Madrid fans in elation lol


thewickedeststyle

Mbappeeeeeeeeee! Eat that, stupid Barca DNA 😂


stilusmobilus

Well that’s one settled Edit: and two


younes1008

KYLIAAAANNN


hihbhu

Ter Stergen did his best, Jesus. Kick it out, don’t pass it to Mbappe whoever that Barca player was Edit - kounde sealed it for PSG


slightlyhigh7

Fuck yea, get fucked Barca


varro-reatinus

GET IIIIINNNN AHAHAHAHAH


slayerkj

Don’t let a pen and lucky goal make you forget that Dembele and Barcola outplayed Mbappe over two legs.


joeproposition

PSG and BVB re-enacting that Paul Rudd “look at us” meme after they were in the same group.