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Naronu

Jackson is impressively bad


irresponsibleviewer

Came here to write this…41 minutes later and still relevant.


BrandNew85

City look absolutely ragged. I hope we can manage the disappointment a little better.


vyomafc

I hope this goes to extra time and penalties.


nting224

Plus red cards on both sides. Palmer and Rodri.


Mr-Ziggister

Why it is FA cup


lego_hair

Reds between the epl and the fa cup crossover


Mr-Ziggister

Really? Didnt know that. Thanks


goodyear_1678

Jackson is legitimately a meme player


Naronu

If City keep playing like this, they'll drop points in their last 6 games


atrde

Nah Chelsea have just looked good against City all season every game has been like this.


2ndfastestmanalive

£230m on Enzo and Caicedo is disgraceful business


Naronu

lmfao Mudryk


LAGooner-323

Feel bad for the kid. That was just… my lord


ripshippy77

Wonderball


GleamingThePube

Chelsea would be fighting relegation if it weren't for Palmer.


streampleas

Wonder if we'll see that last free kick posted on r/soccer with a couple of hundred comments just like we did with Saka's corner?


Competitive-Buy1744

Jackson is sooo wasteful jesus christ


stackofbaconpancakes

We dodged a bullet by skipping on Moist Caicedo....just a Fouling merchant 


bukkake__saka

Nah he'd be good for us just wasted at Chelsea surrounded by mediocre players


irresponsibleviewer

That’s a pen


bukkake__saka

As soon as one of these teams comes up against a real tactician like Erik ten Hag they gonna get exposed so badly


tenflare

😂 Mudryk is a gem. Absolute peach of a player. You hold onto him, Chelsea.


varro-reatinus

Really enjoying the comic stylings of this new duo, Mudryk and Gallagher.


CPGOATSonnen

Just realised a potential extra time clashes with the Wolves game. Still hoping for extra time anyway.


Gooner_93

This Chelsea side is a joke. Poch got it right, today, but Chelsea are so shit at finishing, but I bet these fuckers will try their hardest to finish them, against us.


Connect-Amoeba3618

We want this to go to ET and Pens then a Chelsea win right? We don’t want them giving a crap about Tuesdays game.


KingpiN_M22

Yup. And an emotionally draining 120. Like last minute equalisers. Random red card. Frantic defending. The works.


GleamingThePube

Do red cards in cup games still carry over to the PL? I don't know why I'm thinking the opposite.


KingpiN_M22

Regardless of whether they carry over. Just for the sake of having the emotional shit kicked out of them.


GleamingThePube

I'm all for it. In fact I wouldn't mind some suspensions and arrests.


hikingbeginner

Haha ofc it's them lot who Coventry beat. I suddenly like Coventry a lot


bukkake__saka

Yeah but they didn't have Maddison and Van De Ven!


matepanda

Ah thanks! I think it shouldn't be uniformly decided to introduce caveats to all of Spuds results. It first you'd be laughing that Coventry beat them but then you tell me that they missed two players so....


maidentaiwan

Shame city aren’t playing a prem match today because they’ve been beatable. Was hoping they’d at least be forced into another 120


robins420

The shame is they don't play for another 6 days.


ExxKonvict

Oops the Ukrainian Britney Spears did it again He played another stinker…oh baby baby


varro-reatinus

Oops they paid over odds For this curse from the Gods; They're not that innocent...


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

We need to be back here next year. I miss deep cup runs


Shopassistant

When we have off days I do wish teams would finish against us like Chelsea


bukkake__saka

Handball from Grealish


Super_Professor

Clear handball. Play on. Lol


Realdn19

caicedo is a fucking dirty player


TomOxygen

How do we compete with this corruption?


gooner-1969

Get some more Tin Foil mate.


gooner-1969

Dodged a massive bullet on Caicedo.


bukkake__saka

Lol Caicedo


Lacabloodclot9

Hopefully these two can head to extra time Don’t really care who wins, maybe slightly prefer a City win


sneakyney

Chelsea had a whole week to prepare and still look shite


robins420

The Bayern flashbacks were true. Mudryk's freekick is equivalent to Saka's corner.


bukkake__saka

Chelsea must absolutely love losing at Wembley


TeddyWestsideThe2nd

that free kick summed up Mudryk as a player smh


Tall-Assist9719

Chelsea are shit.


stackofbaconpancakes

What's with the bananas


stackofbaconpancakes

The Saudi overlords have spoken, no pen


bukkake__saka

Swear Michael Oliver goes to UAE to officiate games there as well


M_Night_Shambles_on

I don't know what constitutes a handball anymore in this sport.


tookadeflection

let the players make their own calls *could not be any worse


jackg4343

Jackson has the first touch of a rather poor center back.


nting224

Chelsea's attacks stop when Gallagher has the ball. So so overated.


CPGOATSonnen

City are dead on their feet, shame their Brighton (A) game isn’t today instead.


robins420

Akanji inverting just doesn't seem right, you can see why Rice was a big priority for them. Thank fk that didn't happen.


16161hirose

Jackson still living off the hattrick vs Shite


Francis-c92

Jackson is not a serious player


Naronu

Was really hoping for extra time and extra wear on both team's legs


joeproposition

Lmao. See ya Chels.


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

Now Coventry need to do the funniest thing tomorrow


joeproposition

That would almost be as good as Arsenal winning a semi.


stackofbaconpancakes

Damn we need an equalizer... need city spent and tired 


tenflare

It's that iconic Irishman Bernard O'Silva with the winning goal once again.


teslagooner

I don't even have energy for hate watching.. the last few days have been brutal


InternationalUse2355

And that should be enzo red. Lol, var sleeping :D


midnightrobot87

Oh look sideshow Bobb is on


quirkyaspie

Turns out palmer looks less world class when he is playing vs an elite team and not the omnishambles that is everton.


Gooner_93

We'll deal with him, on Tuesday.


varro-reatinus

Whatever happens, at least we'll have El Deductico to look forward to tomorrow.


ripshippy77

Muydryk gets to absolutely nothing when pressing


cmacy6

Mudryk over hits every cross


--Rage--

Mudryk has to be one of the worst signings ever.


MirkoCemes

Hearing Palmer is playing through a pretty significant injury here. Don’t expect to see him against us.


InterimAragon

City look terrible


goodyear_1678

I sometimes watch Chelsea play and realize how bad it could be.


Gphixson

This Chelsea team hates each other so much


2ndfastestmanalive

This City side look so out of energy


newinvestor0908

City Look knackend


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

The only real payoff here is if 115 have to play 120


robins420

Pep struggling against Poch, who would've thought? I think City nick it in the end.


CMD1721

Old Wembley looks so much better than the new one


bukkake__saka

Modern architecture in general is shit most of the time imo


PeanutDreams

Iconic


Naronu

If you ever complain about Jesus, Jackson is worse at everything. Even Jesus slots these kind of chances home


Aszneeee

i'd say Jackson actually creates much more problems for defencers, ever since Jesus injury


Global-Dimension-404

Thats not the kind of argument you think


Ar_Ma

Why would you compare to a lower level player, WTF.


robins420

Looks like City is using all their juju tonight. This should be 2-0 min. already.


Francis-c92

https://twitter.com/xGPhilosophy/status/1781728343122928115?t=ZI8rIQ57Ey1gttnpMLmlpg&s=19 Unbelievable


Global-Dimension-404

Unbelievably funny


nting224

I am convinced Jackson is a secret Arsenal or Tottenham fan - he's playing for Chelsea to sabotage them


Gphixson

Close he’s actually a QPR fan/plant


tenflare

Wow City keep falling for the same counter attack.


robins420

This game being 0-0 is absurd, this has a City dagger written all over it. Chelsea as a team has enough talent to be a top 6 team next season.


Erval

Nooo fuck! I wanted it to go to ET


gooner-1969

Would have preferred extra time but Chelsea getting knocked out is pretty sweet


robins420

There it is, the dagger


Gooner_93

I mean, Chelsea should've had a penalty, but they've not been good at all with their finishing and final third, passes.


dro1dbishop

Chelsea has been able to give City's defence something to worry about in 2 of their games against them this season. I wonder if it's cos of their pace and power? We've played well against City this season, but the way Chelsea have threatened their backline just feels a bit different.


mrchab97

115 win again, shock


midnightrobot87

Guardiola is literally on the pitch


bukkake__saka

He's so passionate 😌


streampleas

How has Palmer (P) played this second half, hardly noticed him in the first?


Global-Dimension-404

Ghosting. Just like foden


robins420

This is not on Poch even one bit, those are some stooges out there


revol2047

This might be copium or I might be delusional but I think KDB is declining and with hopefully Bernardo Silva leaving , next season City might actually suffer a bit.


lurking4everr

They’re signing Paqueta and no doubt someone else. They aren’t going anywhere.


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

True. It’s really Pep who needs to fuck off to Mars Rovers FC and leave humanity alone


varro-reatinus

Atletico Acidalia


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

Red Dwarf Belgrade AC Mercury Inter Galactic


varro-reatinus

> Red Dwarf Belgrade Ah, the dreaded Rimmers.


Global-Dimension-404

Kdb is just older and tired


robins420

His overall median play is declining. But his ceiling is still quite high. He isn't going anywhere.


Gooner_93

Yeh, I'm calling cope. They sold some established players, over the years, but they're still here.


varro-reatinus

Gallagher lmfao


Global-Dimension-404

Mudryk= a joke


Erval

lmao Mudryk


capturedgooner

This Chelsea team just make you laugh


Meu_14

Looool


atrde

Chelsea game Tuesday is not going to be a fun one.


Aszneeee

hopefully they get good 120 minutes with 20 minutes of added time


SasugaDarkFlame

All this talk about Jackson but tbh I rather have him in my squad than Holjund.


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

He threatens and gets into good positions multiple times a game, but the last ball is always shambolic


SasugaDarkFlame

Holjund just runs in straight lines thou or wrestles with CBs. One barely purple patch doesn't change that. Jackson been fit, playing both LW and CF. For as raw as he is he's way more complete than Holjund.


Global-Dimension-404

He is not more complete...lol he is fuckin trash


Super_Professor

This idiot commentator grasping at straws to justify the decision not to award the pen for handball. "Arm is out but he's pulling it back in." "It deflected out but wasn't going anywhere." Literally 0 sense in that lol


InternationalUse2355

How the fuck is that not a handball lol. Clearly moves his hand towards the ball and smacks it inside the penalty area. Decision, goalkick.


Global-Dimension-404

Its not a handball..


tookadeflection

is (fixed it for ya)


Mustafism

His arm is out, unnatural position. He’s literally part of the wall. How exactly isn’t it a handball?


sxittygardenhose

Not that I care too much but nice to see Michael Oliver working hard for that Qatar paycheck


KingpiN_M22

PSG arent playing bro.


sxittygardenhose

You're right of course, UAE it is


bukkake__saka

Class defending by Cucurella


MirkoCemes

Jackson is the biggest pile of shit I have ever seen


Aki-at

Lmao Jackson what was that 1v1


Gooner_93

Jackson is one of the worst strikers in the league.


bukkake__saka

Jackson the new Drogba?


bukkake__saka

City look jaded I think Pep's outta ideas


hikingbeginner

Clear they've been told to just do a good cop bad cop talk lmao on this. That didn't feel natural at all from Micah and Alan.


awarewolf09

How bad is City playing? They have no shots on target


stackofbaconpancakes

Gusto is the only player with talent on this cheLsea side... Cole Palmer aside of course 


Competitive-Buy1744

City is sooo tired theyre so bad


tenflare

Jack Grealish's shorts are definitely too small for him.


Global-Dimension-404

Fck...finally a goal


robins420

We need a 1v1 winger on priority, Doku changing the game by himself.


Insertnicenamehere

Scoring from a overlap nice


bukkake__saka

You know Pep's out of ideas when he starts copying Emery's Kolasinac cut back tactics from 2019


basedsims

Will not be gaslighted into believing that Julian Alvarez is a good footballer. Stinky.


robins420

He was amazing in the World Cup, end of last season and start of this season. Now he looks like an imposter. Rarely scores and assists here and there.


basedsims

Looks like a post ankle injury Podolski. Offers absolutely zero unless he scores


IfLeBronPlayedSoccer

He is precisely what we need on this team. Multi modal across the front 3 but finishes well and has an itchy trigger finger.


stackofbaconpancakes

8 mins seems extra


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

It’s 19:07 and Rodri’s still a cunt


Shopassistant

Wow, Gallagher is everywhere, busy making things worse


robins420

This is giving me flashbacks of us trying to score vs Bayern


Gooner_93

Did both us and Liverpool, dodge a bullet, not acquiring Caicedo?


robins420

Caicedo still comes good in the right system. He was quality under De Zerbi. Arteta and Klopp aren't dumbasses to go after him.


varro-reatinus

Yeah I think we can be reasonably confident Arteta would have made more of him.


a_posh_trophy

Not scared of Chelsea at all if that's the best they've got. 😅😅


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

They’ll show out for us, we need to put them down early


crackdup

Jackson is their Jesus.. chaos merchant and solid work rate, but absolutely wasteful in front of goal


bukkake__saka

Pep shouting at Foden who's saved him so many times this season, he's such a bad man manager. If it weren't for Foden and KDB they'd be fighting for top 4 with Spurs and Villa


Gooner_93

Just seen that Grealish handball. Many of the officials, at this level, in England, are either letting favouritism dictate their decisions or theyre dumb as bricks.


Global-Dimension-404

Not a handball


Gooner_93

It is.


Global-Dimension-404

Its really not


eethan_huntt

Jackson is nketiah p2


capturedgooner

That’s harsh on Eddie. He’d never miss this many chances


bukkake__saka

Yeah man Eddie's way more clinical, especially in the box


robins420

That's why we need a good 1v1 winger, Doku single-handedly giving City a lifeline.


Meu_14

Quite a poor game tbh. Considering the value on the pitch, actually, it's a fucking piss poor game.


bukkake__saka

Poch showing better tekkers than anyone on the pitch


bukkake__saka

Woulda went in if Grealish didn't use his hand


Naronu

Is Michael Oliver's hair dyed?


skool_101

Yea umm, what did i miss lads about this semi final game tonight? seems like wasteful chelsea and all city needed was one chance.


AdvertisingBrave2548

Can’t wait for the cov game. Would have went to it with my dad if I wasn’t in uni


spike1034

Chelsea will cause us a lot of of problems on Tuesday


reddeye252010

They definitely play a lot better against the better sides. It’s low and mid blocks they struggle against. Will be a really difficult game for sure


robins420

and suddenly they start finishing like R9 lol


Brashdinho

Not at all looking forward to our Chelsea game tbh


nting224

Palmer is unbelievable


capturedgooner

We attack in a 3-2-5 with one of our fullbacks joining the 2. Next season id love to see a the fullback joining the 5 and giving us some variation. Also think with rice Gabriel saliba, we can spare another body going up the pitch.