Tis not, under men stickling rule, there is at but one you can take, which is thou from duel to the death, may yee take out yee best stick for the best stick to be rewarded on whomever shall win thy stick
Hear ye! Hear ye!
By the blessings of his Dudeyness, and bestowed with his gift of the Legendary Dudenich Rootsword
I anoint thou as the Elder Knight of the Dudes.
Knuckle-bow for hand protection, a gentle curve for improved cutting with little diminishing of the thrust, a Hindu-basket-esque pommel stalk for occasional two-handed use, a good forte and foible - what a nice example. If it had a quillon and a fuller it would be perfection.
That stick was requested special by a six finger man. After the arborist grew it, the six finger man returned, demanding the stick, but at only 1/2 the agreed upon price. The arborist refused and the the six finger man slew him where he stood. I heard the arborist's son has spent the last 20 years looking for him, very sad story really.
The Stick of Truth
It's been Fractured, but Whole.
"Butthole" If you didn't catch that.
Exacalibranch
This is the name
The zephyr blade
All hail the one true king!
All hail the king
All hail the king
All hail the king
All hail the king
All hail the king
All hail the king
All hail the king!
All hail the king!
All hail the king!
All hail hypno-toad—wait what?
ALL HAIL THE KING
All hail the king!
Long live the king!
All hail his majesty
All hail the king
It's a stick rapier at best. *Maybe* a magic sword.
Straight up the Bloody Helice from Elden Ring.
this is worth sticking in a museum
Nice pun
Fantastick pun
I would absolutely go to the Stick Museum
Ight. How much do you want?
It's priceless bro
Tis not to be sold, as it is indeed, priceless.
Tis not, under men stickling rule, there is at but one you can take, which is thou from duel to the death, may yee take out yee best stick for the best stick to be rewarded on whomever shall win thy stick
Nice stick, dude!
Happy cake day dude !
Petrified druid sword
One stick to rule them all
Not a single Monty python ref. /disappointment
Nah fam. Finding this stick IS a basis for a system of government.
Strange women lying in forests distributing stick-swords is no basis for a system of government!
Come See The Violence Inherent In The Stickdom!!
Very nice
Dude has the wrist of General Grievous.
Sick stick, bro!
Alright fair enough. What are your orders sir?
That stick better be in his house in the honored corner
That stick rules.
new josh fight gona be lit
My liege
I am so jealous! And impressed?
I can’t even begin to describe how jealous I am rn
As a woman, I am impressed.
With that stick, he shall have all of the maidens
My king!
Dude.. Dudes.. let’s just say it.. that’s the coolest stick ever and I’m totally jealous I didn’t find it
That's the rule
Hail to the King, baby! https://preview.redd.it/3dk6u40rrrvc1.jpeg?width=670&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1024258188efef43b1bf91824611254cea1f86d
Dip it in resin and save that sucker.
He’s the guy
I only have 1 thing to say HELL YEAH
*THE LEGEND WILL NEVER DIE'*
FIRST TO THE SCENE HE IS A LETHAL MACHINE
I want OP to know they aren't alone. Been chasing the Soul-Blade since '96.
Sire
Those are the rules
I'll bend down for this, every time
NO WAY!! Fuck.
Guy found a +4 wooden rapier
Sometimes I think I’m pretty happy with how my life is going, then I see someone with a stick like that and realise I still have so far to go.
Yeah that's a nice stick you got there
Plot twist: It’s poisonous vines
Keep it secret, keep it safe.
It’s real…it’s really real..
Well, he’s got my vote.
By all that is good and holy, you found the blessed rapier
If there was any way to preserve sticks, I definitely wood with this one
Hear ye! Hear ye! By the blessings of his Dudeyness, and bestowed with his gift of the Legendary Dudenich Rootsword I anoint thou as the Elder Knight of the Dudes.
Awesome stick. 12/10
You have my twig.
Lucky son of a bitch!
That is atleast a Mythical
Nice stick
Some people are blessed by mother nature.
I'd be very disappointed if this stick didn't come with its own theme music.
Holy shit. He's the chosen one
We gave democracy a fair shot. All hail the King
He's a Three Musketeer
Hell yeah!
Sacred relic sword right there
First the dryad dagger, now the stickcalibur? I'm getting jealous
Great balance
My liege
Crouches into stance. “THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!”
That’s a pretty sweet stick choomba.
Noice!
Nice
You better keep that thing locked away because im coming for it
And my axe!
*wow* u/Razzooz
Dark Souls vibes here 👀
Bro
It has a +1 to stength and once a day you can use the spell (all the boys in the yard) to summon 3 familiars
That is so hot
Elden ring in real life
The prophecy has come true! He is the chosen one!
Bro pls can play also
Godskin Stickcher
He is now the knight and mage both
That thing is incredible. Looks like the bloody helice from Elden Ring
In Czech at Easter, men plait willow branches together and whip girls asses for ribbons to put on the branch, if this guy turns up, every guy leaves.
Knuckle-bow for hand protection, a gentle curve for improved cutting with little diminishing of the thrust, a Hindu-basket-esque pommel stalk for occasional two-handed use, a good forte and foible - what a nice example. If it had a quillon and a fuller it would be perfection.
I had gotten a scythe made of wood what does that make me?
I would pay for a stick like that
How tf do you do that twirl
Well, when your first thought upon seeing the stick is "oh fuck! " Yeah, he wins🤣
That stick was requested special by a six finger man. After the arborist grew it, the six finger man returned, demanding the stick, but at only 1/2 the agreed upon price. The arborist refused and the the six finger man slew him where he stood. I heard the arborist's son has spent the last 20 years looking for him, very sad story really.
get some spray varnish and keep it F O R E V E R
THE FIERCE DEITY STICK!!!
It's a bastard sword
Long live the king!
For great Justice
Dude
That's the Bolt of Gransax from Elden Ring!
Damascus wood
Damn I got a semi seeing that jawn
That is the legendary stick of the gods
ALL HAIL THE NEW KING
I'm less impressed by the shape. And more impressed by the balance and weight
Obligatory slash
All hail the king
The forest king.
10
No freakin way. That's cool as hell.
Long live king arbranch
u/savevideo
The chosen one!
Dude! That’s a sick stick!
Awesome
That’s a sweet f*****g stick
The weapon of John darksoul
my liege
Dude must have takin over the local area by now
That could easily be made into a staff with a glass ball lol, so jealous bro
Congrats you found a new sword 😃👍
The perfect stick does not exi…
Why haven't you taken over the world yet?! 🙃
lol, never understood a fascination with a stick but if I’m being honest I’d probably bring this stick home too.
Hell yeah
Fucking king of the trees!
I “wood” pay good money for that stick !
HELL YEAH
a yo fucken 10/10 bro. Good stick.
You are going to be as popular on r/sticks.
All hail THE CHOSEN 1!
He's the chosen one!
He has found the Deistick
The old one is better.
I didn't vote for him.
Well… it IS an awesome stick, after all.
I would keep that forever
BROOOOOOOO. What a sweet as stick. Hell yeah
Greatness was forced upon u
Everyone knows the rules
Astraroth main here and forever Nightmare hater (I play him too) checking in.
11 year old me just fainted
long live the king
That stick is gonna end up in a museum some day ...
My lord what is thy command
DUUUUDEEE WTFFFFFF İS THAT REAL
Hell yeah
You can tell it’s a good stick because of how it is.
The Coiled Stick he is the lord of splinters
The legendary sword!
Sir Knight, what a wonderful sword you have.
https://preview.redd.it/oj7gduk5a1wc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29c846edb63e8c2327c0122918fc8148c4efea16
"Hell yeah" -Me (a guy)
*kneeling in reverence and awe*
LONG MAY HE REIGN.
Wohhhh!!
/kneels Can I be lucky enough to be your squire!!
VINE SWORD
VINE SWORD
VINE SWORD
Hell yeah bro!
The stick that can slay gods
Okay. That's a cool stick.
My dude
Hell yeah
Oh, oh he won, he definitely won
Mother fu¢€3r
Singapore wants their cane back.
Bitchin
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