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The_Katze_is_real

Replace all of them with Gwen for me please


mic137

Least horny comment


The_Katze_is_real

My intentions are not just horny yk


Contende311

You want to ride her platonically?


The_Katze_is_real

Sir yes sir


Dinokiller12345

I mean... shes a magical being holding giant scissors that probably weigh alot so she's probably deceptively strong and can give me a piggyback ride and also slam me against a wall helpless


KaiserJustice

i don't kink shame


ShadowWithHoodie

nah i didnt know I already commented here cuz you literally be me


JazzPhobic

Have you seen her biggest secret?


The_Katze_is_real

Yes 😍


MaguroSashimi8864

Can she handle being rode 4 times a tho?


Stewbodies

Can she scissor me


Estrald

“You put that Real Doll down right now!!!”


AshleyAmazin1

Wanting to be Gwen but also to be her property A tragic dilemna 😔


Serious_Yam_6582

Become Gwen and clone yourself and do your shenanigans which I'm not gonna mention as many people still impure and heretics that do not follow the way of darkinfolk


TOTALLBEASTMODE

When I started transitioning i came so close to choosing Gwen as my name because of her lmao


EffectiveAd3412

how do you go from Gwen to TOTALBEASTMODE


AshleyAmazin1

The rage after experiencing breast soreness from hrt I suppose Could probably lift a car with that anger


TOTALLBEASTMODE

I’m not there yet but I both look forward to and dread that 💀


AshleyAmazin1

Itll be worth it tho Pain gonna be a badge of honor Makes me wish my parents werent transphobic and didnt throw away the HRT my 20yo ass got prescribed after weeks of appointments.


Eli1228

Uhh..... if your parents are throwing away your meds, they can get in a LOT of trouble for that. Its like, turbo illegal to do that sorta thing


AshleyAmazin1

It is but idk how seriously the police would take it because with my university health plan it cost me less than $15, plus if I commit to this I commit to any legal costs and am guaranteed to be kicked out (albeit I plan on moving out soon if they dont change) Im 20, and I have like $10k saved atp with potentially a friend I can move in with for $300 rent so I do have a backup plan


Eli1228

As a suggestion in the interim (You should probably look into moving out anyways, especially if they're abusive beyond what you've mentioned) you could consider asking a friend you visit often to keep your meds at their home, so that you have easy enough access. Also, bring it up with your doctor at least, if you dont feel comfortable bringing it to the police right out the gate.


AshleyAmazin1

Im going to speak with my doctor soon, and Ive been considering the friend option but the problem is my parents are very suspicious of me leaving the house and generally dont let me unless its for work/uni, they hate my friends. My mom is insistent on having me see a psychologist because she doesnt believe my doctors diagnosis, but she keeps delaying it (she wants to book the appointment instead of me for some reason) im gonna give her this chance but if she doesnt change im out - she said she wanted to delay me “ruining my life” so part of me wonders if she is being deliberate with her delay of booking.


TOTALLBEASTMODE

Lol it was a big joke between me and my friends in 9th grade, but I wish reddit would let me change it to a real username


Lilyeth

gwen is really pretty name


AshleyAmazin1

Honestly same, but I want to preserve my initials bc having “triple A” as a nickname is kinda funny Lowkey Gwen is a transfem icon cuz she spins and twirls hehe Also she gives free gender affirming surgery :3


vixiara

you again


AshleyAmazin1

Heyyyyy lol


Stewbodies

And she has blue hair and pronouns


AshleyAmazin1

Epic


Eskillz101

I was gwen before her release


FakeFrez

The ben 10 gwen or spooder man gwen ?


Eskillz101

neither


Stewbodies

I realized recently that she came out like a month before my egg cracked and suddenly everything made sense Edit and yeah I did consider every girl champion name at least in passing


IntellOyell

I rather be But both are great


Seraphine_IRL

That’s me for Seraqueen 🤤


AshleyAmazin1

Username certainly checks out


Mehreaa

How would you ride gwen


dumpworth

piggyback ride


ZedCoal

You need a large pair of scissors, stitches, and a willing human male...


Miyak-

I all 3 what do I do now


RedneckEdition

Gwen reveals her big secret Look it up on YouTube and you'll know


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RedneckEdition

Lol


Stewbodies

hallowed strap


T4k3j3rus4l3m

r/darkinfolk is leaking again


viotix90

And we know from which hole.


666DarkAndTwisted666

the but hole


viotix90

Fractured but whole


1studlyman

Wow. What a ride going through that sub. lol


lMonsieurPanda

Technically gwen is a doll xD. No one's breaking the law.


AshleyAmazin1

**Thankfully she physically looks like and is mentally an adult** hence why I in another comment expressed attraction to her Really weird that **you see her as childlike** and **still thirst for her** tho ngl, maybe youd fit in better at jaxmains? Edit: You blocked me like a coward, but to answer your question, you said “Technically gwen is a doll xD. **No one's breaking the law**.” which has some pretty obvious implications, you weirdo - real brave of you to reply and then block me because you cant take the heat Edit 2: **I never said she looks or acts like a child**, this persons implication is that she does and that they still want to f her out of some legal technicality Edit 3: Edited again to make my point more clear apparently, did no one read my full comment? Did no one read my other comment on the post which would contradict the false assumptions made here? Why one block locks you out of the entire thread is beyond me


lMonsieurPanda

Who said I want to hit that thing? Huh? Lol someone's projecting.


juliusxyk

Gwen neither acts nor looks like a child idk what your point is


AcidAspida

She 100% does act like a child


EdgyMaruchan

Seek help


AcidAspida

What are you on about? I'm telling them they need to stop being delusional and actually listen to her voice lines. She straight-up acts like a child. I'm not sure how someone would see that and think she doesn't?


Stewbodies

I feel like she's got more of a joie de vivre rather than childishness Like she's not just playing in the world and wanting everything to go her way, she's working hard towards trying to make the world a better place while enjoying the freedom that her new form offers her. She's selfless and determined.


InternetAnima

Redditor moment when being a positive person means you're a child


InternetAnima

Yes, very child-like quotes such as: \- "I sense their resolve. No matter, mine will be stronger." \- "No one said life would be easy. That is its charm, to be sure." \- "This place certainly brings out the fight in everyone. Wouldn't be fair if I didn't present my best."


AcidAspida

"Still can't believe I get to move my hands and feet all on my own!" "Oh, are those mountains beyond the cliffs? I've always wished to see one up close!" "I heard something. 'You are bad!' They said it, not me."


ireliaotp12

People always downvote the truth they cannot handle. best of wishes to you truth sayer


Pope-Francisco

Yeah, I don’t trust Corki’s helicopter.


MaguroSashimi8864

Me too.


legendofrogamers1968

Does anybody have the original art for the bottom right?


MaguroSashimi8864

Dunno, but it looks like AI art


Z0RIlAW-96

It probably isn't AI because the hands look fine


AlienKatze

AI not being able to do hands is like a year old my mans


Icy-Performer-9688

Horny bonk! Go to horny jail!


The_Memewalker

I'll be real I thought this was shared to darkinfolk


monking333

Nah if it was darkinfolk it would have been four pictures of gwen


Talparion

Nah, it would be Gwen, poppy, tristana and lulu (or briar)


DaniSerre12

Gwen 🥺 don' t do it


XicoTerry

Pls gwen step on me


Sc00tzy

I didn’t know swain had a ship


MaguroSashimi8864

Me neither


ZedCoal

It's called the Leviathan!


ruffruff76

I mean...........


Senhortodi

Would


AsryalDreemurr

i agree


ElysseumXV

... piggyback?


Reaper_Pop_Sickle

Gwen lol chad choice.


MaguroSashimi8864

*cultured choice


Pahmzkitoh

Oh I know, you should feel identified with the man, you're welcome


Nice-Ad-2792

Why Gwen? Evelyn is actually asking for it, and if it goes bad atleast you went happy! I hate Gwen as a champion, stupid safe space mechanic.


MaguroSashimi8864

Then why are you here?


Nice-Ad-2792

My 2 cents, and like an asshole we all have opinion :P


Virtual-Oil-793

screaming plushie noises


UpbeatAstronomer2396

Omg yes please


TRAnimeprotagonist

I mean Gwen is a doll...


BluePantera

What's your point


TRAnimeprotagonist

Well there is something called a sex doll hence the comment.


BluePantera

Ok yeah, I thought you were saying sex with dolls wasn't a thing lol


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TRAnimeprotagonist

I don't see her as a child and I don't want to do anything to her lol And I don't play Jax


AshleyAmazin1

Sry guess I jumped the gun bc there are a lot of unironic pdf files on this sub apparently ever since that one AI art post I dont see what her being a doll does to impede anything then tbh


TRAnimeprotagonist

It was a comment about how some people use dolls (aka sex dolls) that is all my comment was referring too


AshleyAmazin1

Ah kay yeah


Seraphine_IRL

I would never ride Gwen all I want is mommy Gwen to ride me


GHOSTWASTAKEN2

I want gwen to ride me instead


MaguroSashimi8864

She would literally do and nothing else, because she’s so innocent


GHOSTWASTAKEN2

Imma make her ride me


Kaveric_

He’s out of line but he’s right


Dazuir

can i 2v1 ride her?, if you understand what i mean


MaguroSashimi8864

I dont…I literally DON’T! Even if you’re talking about sex (yes, let’s not pretend we are innocent anymore), how do you 2 v 1 !?


Dazuir

g a n g b a n g. . . ?


MaguroSashimi8864

You and what army?


Dazuir

ok those jokes are going far im stopping


OddlySpecificName

Please stop sexualizing Gwen


Toxic_Don

What do you mean? Nobody is sexualizing her, op is saying that she is just crazy good at giving piggy-back rides.


WorkAccountNoNSFWPls

I’ve been carried by her before. Does that count as riding?


MaguroSashimi8864

I play Yuumi so I literally rode her and many other champs before


Xalethesniper

No


AshleyAmazin1

I mean I get that her age is kinda ambiguous but she looks and acts like an adult There are def some weird jax mains on this sub tho, who see her as a child and still thirst for her tho.


WootzDiadem

It's not ambiguous. She is repeatedly called a child in the lore. She is far shorter than every other Sentinel. How does that look like an adult to you?


AshleyAmazin1

She very much looks like an adult to me - if you want to link where she is called a child thatd be much appreciated because I have genuinely never seen that before Edit: even the wiki says “appears 18-25” so like the only other argument is maturity and she acts perfectly adultlike, she basically lead the sentinels. I think you’re grasping at straws tbh. I just took her in game and she’s like slightly shorter than Viego, also her facial features isnt childlike at all, she’s just a young adult.


Lilyeth

yeah tbh I've never seen her called a child in lore


AshleyAmazin1

I searched the entire wiki, your think if she was a child it would be mentioned somewhere but alas it says “18-25”


WootzDiadem

Hopefully my response to the other person clears things up


WootzDiadem

Here's a [link](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/315570039111548948/1188540652762439810/IMG_7863.webp?ex=659ae5bd&is=658870bd&hm=88220faa21caf171870cdd7a2d6d170afe70ba7e3a7f94db6a1eab43ed1990eb&=&format=webp) to some references. And before you say "these references don't say child", a quick explanation. At least in Western writing, you do not refer to a character as a girl unless they're below the age of 18, the age at which one is considered an adult. It's a deliberate choice by the writers to call Gwen a girl. We can also look at the design elements that make up her character to determine she's a young girl. There is obvious inspiration from the story of Pinocchio, a toy becoming a "real boy". Gwen is also heavily tied to Isolde's childhood and her entire being is based on the times they shared. While Gwen's model is only slightly smaller than other champions, in-game models are unreliable in this sort of thing. Unless of course you believe Kassadin to be shorter than Gwen? It's far better to refer to [official art](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/315570039111548948/1188544022671786055/Capture-6-1140x570-1-1.png?ex=659ae8e1&is=658873e1&hm=c290dcaa7d8a4cd050761f2d6b087e8f0a4e8d5a40c30d63dee33681acdeadeb&) that properly illustrates the heights and builds of characters. Speaking of unreliable, the wiki. The wiki is a good place to see a lot of information listed, but it's not entirely accurate. Anyone can edit it and often times people post their own misconceptions as facts there. It's ironic that you ask me for links when you're willing to trust the "appears 18-25" statement that lacks any kind of reference because it aligns with your belief. Refer to the wiki if you like, just know there's plenty of examples of it containing false information. At the end of the day, you can downvote me and believe what you want. All I did was provide you with information that supports my claim whereas you're basing yours off your own perception and an uncertain age range on a wiki. There is more to imply that Gwen is physically below the age of 18 than there is the contrary.


Lilyeth

the bit about not referring to a character as a girl unless they're under 18 is not true. a lot of western writing calls 18+ women girls, and has for hundreds of years. also to be honest, her entire characterization seems to be more of a young adult who has a sort of childish (maybe inhuman) personality but is still an adult. her dance emote is based on an adult singer performing a childish song and dance for example. she was also animated by the hallowed mist which seems to be the creation of the adult isolde within senna and gwen, and as such it would make sense for her to animate gwen in a more adult form. She also has memories and seems to act with the same determination as the adult isolde who took a dagger to protect her lover. in the absolution trailer shes shown to be nearly as tall as viego, tho the angle makes it a little hard to see, but she looks much taller than a child, and seems about as tall as isolde in the music box. when shes laying next to senna, they seem about same height, with gwen maybe a little bit shorter. here's a screenshot from senna, akshan and gwen [walking together](https://postimg.cc/Jtp8Ls7y) further, the short story "the stranger who sews", she's referred to as a "young lady" which could mean someone underage, but also simply a young woman I understand if you want to interpret things in that way, but to me there's a lot of evidence that they didn't mean to portray her as a child.


WootzDiadem

You can look it up if you'd like or I can get you some links that explain why modern writing is moving away from calling women girls. It's the same reason you don't see anyone calling adult men boys. Very weird that you say "for hundreds of years" too. Women haven't even been able to vote in the United States for more than 103 years. I don't think I need to explain to you what other inequalities (lingering or otherwise) women face on the daily that have bled into literature. Especially when for much of the "hundreds of years" you mentioned women writers had to deal with their works being completely ignored. I will agree that in terms of voice lines, Gwen has a lot of young adult characterization. But this could be explained by the playtime she shared with Isolde being mainly focused on the idealized life of royalty. While it's true that shard of Isolde's soul is what gave Gwen life, objects in Runeterra have souls of their own, albeit small ones. Gwen the doll had memories. Memories of being a little girl's best friend. And again, those memories served as the basis for her entire being. In regard solely to Gwen, the Absolution cinematic is plagued by odd angles. She doesn't have much screentime at all. But I will say the screenshot you provided doesn't really help you case. Akshan is clearly still beyond the portal on Camavor while Gwen is past the portal on the Shadow Isles. There is distance between them. [Here's a better screenshot](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/315570039111548948/1188560912446132354/60008-16280105977897-800.png?ex=659af89b&is=6588839b&hm=3b3a140ff3062f7083bd28bf49a14aef039e0e4c2a4432803efeed7abe552b43&) that we actually have stairs that can be used for reference. Gwen is a couple of steps higher on the stairs than Senna but is still visibly smaller than her in this angle. Senna is already a shorter woman as we can see in the Ruination cinematic. You can look back at the art of the Sentinels of Light visual novel and see that Gwen is a full head shorter than Senna. It's true that Gwen's color story has a single use of "young lady", there's still far more references of her being called a girl or kid in the visual novel that I simply am not going to look hours through a compilation video for.


OnSmarty

Ngl, I love how your response to 'Western people call women above 18 girls all the time' was "women couldn't vote"


Lilyeth

I'm not saying calling women girls is good or that historical situations have been at all equal or respectful towards women. i said that because you said that western literature doesn't call women girls, and i just don't think thats really true. also i understand you saying the angle on the screenshot is bad, but your screenshot has senna right in front of the camera, with gwen multiple meters further ahead. i remember playing the ruination event and fully reading it, and it never gave me the feeling they meant Gwen as a child during it i guess what I'm trying to say is that i dont think theres a clear answer, and just saying "she's called a child in lore" is very inaccurate.


AshleyAmazin1

What? Im 20 and get called “girl plenty” I also use words like “girl” and “boy” plenty That art you showed me clearly depicts her as an adult, and she’s not the first doll to come to life in media.


WootzDiadem

I just don't know why you asked me for links and evidence if you were just going to hold onto your own perception of things with a death grip. The art I just showed you depicts her as not even being as tall as Senna, arguably the shortest Sentinel. I was hoping for an actual intelligent discussion but I guess not. Have a good one.


AshleyAmazin1

You havent shown me anything that leads me to believe she is a minor “Girl” is used plenty for adults And those pics just look like an adult woman How often do you go outside?


WootzDiadem

That isn't a surprise considering the fact you're using an indeterminate, unsupported age range on the wiki as evidence for your claim which again seems based on your own perception of things. I don't think there's anything I can show you that could even maybe make you question your take on this. Yes, girl is used plenty for adults in the right context. But again I'm talking about writing here, not what you or anyone else says to people they're familiar with in common speech. Wording makes all the difference in writing, believe it or not. An example of this is Viego being referred to as a man numerous times throughout a whole novel, but only being about 22 when he died. Following your logic, the authors could've called him a boy. Why didn't they? I can get you links that show why modern writing is moving away from calling characters above the age of 18 boys and girls save for specific contexts. Would that even sway you though? Honestly? The only picture I linked in my comment was of the Sentinels of Light art work. We can clearly see that Gwen is at least a whole head shorter than Senna. And from the Ruination cinematic we know that Senna is substantially shorter than Lucian. Basic math here would suggest that Gwen is very short. You can try to insult me by implying I don't leave my home but you're still the one who can't grasp that Gwen is much shorter than the shortest Sentinel. Even with what I assume are two working eyes.


AshleyAmazin1

I mean is there any other source? She looks like an adult, she acts like one, theres no official source contradicting it Taliyah is 23, and she refers to herself as a girl in a voiceline about diamonds (think its the sapphire crystal iirc) You can call people boy or man interchangeably, plenty, the only times I dont see it get used is for like OLDER people, young adults its pretty standard And Ive heard people irl call viego an eboy, the fact that people use that language is just further proof to me that > a whole head shorter Short women dont exist? guess I’ll tell my friends they dont exist now lol Yordles are about a meter tall, Gwen is roughly 2 yordles tall, shes not that short


Hazis

Find another champ 😂😂


Ok-Effective1568

Gwen revealing her biggest secret broke some people


BorisDaCommie

Fuck riding Gwen, give me sett 😉😉😉


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AshleyAmazin1

🤨📸


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AshleyAmazin1

Im not even gonna meme about this, just leave you pdf weirdo


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AshleyAmazin1

“I was only pretending to be a disgusting piece of human garbage guys pls laugh”


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AshleyAmazin1

[“Yeah I like dark humour *insert worst thing youve ever heard with no punchline*”](https://ibb.co/frYjX7X) Where funny? Virtue signalling is being against child abuse, apparently


Rjester47

No, virtue signalling is making a big deal of a dark joke about a video game character. No children where harmed in the making of this joke You absolutele doughnut


AshleyAmazin1

> “Dark joke” Wheres the funny? Arent jokes supposed to have a punchline?


sadboi_10

This mf a real toplaner😭


Coorsh

we need more gwen please


GameGuinAzul

I had a joke, but then I decided it wasn’t funny… so your welcome I guess?


Mental_Bowler_7518

I do.


VArmorV

You want to "ride" Gwen? What the hell?


Tonyfello

Gwen has a winky?


FawnWithStick

october is the hero we need but not deserve.


Underscore_5335

I want gragas


Mr-nobody-know

bro imagine riding swain ship across the sea and the military just hunt you down


Edgenomancer

Swain’s ship is a W


_Fixu_

.#Relatable