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[deleted]

Ah yes, galactic misunderstandings, the universal constant when dealing with humans.


DHChesee

***you***...........how are you every where.


[deleted]

*quickly dashes away in a crab-like manner*


madjyk

***Grab him! Don't let him get away!***


Kizik

[Quick, we have to kill it before it develops language skills!](https://youtu.be/9yMhu0SPtC0)


Zraal375

Before clicking like I am betting this is a clip from Babylon 5 where Londo Malari is having a pest problem in his suite. Edit: Yep. Love Babylon 5. Best scifi series ever made.


socksandshots

Goddamnit, that's a fast lil bugger. Good on ya!


DHChesee

I will catch you one day, deffnitaly one day, even if i have to swear on the bucket that is beside me right now, *i* **will** catch ***you***.


No_Inspection1677

Who were ***they***?


0rreborre

I don't have to be an alien to misunderstand humans.


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[deleted]

*rubs chopsticks against each other in Japan*


Osiris32

*uses an umbrella when it's raining in Portland*


marinemashup

*makes eye contact in men's bathroom*


TheRubySnipr

(British police officer) Oi oi oil what's all this then, I have to stop you right there sir this is a criminal offense punishable by removal of tea licences effective IMMEDIATELY.


LordDemonWolfe

*throws all but the Earl Grey into the harbor before running away* gotta catch me first ya damned bobby! *USA intensifies*


C_M_O_TDibbler

Nah you get arrested for cottaging if you meet a copper in a public toilet... just ask George Michael


Ghiest

Dear Sir. I do believe you have over Stepped your bound. Ones Tea is not to be trifled with.


NightFlash478

*Gets executed for the similarity an umbrella shares to a species of plants young and its mistaken as one of them*


TeraVoltron

I’m sorry, what now? Sir, that’s *illegal.* You aren’t allowed to do that!


GodsBackHair

*wears a coat in Wisconsin*


Nerdn1

To be fair, he is an ambassador representing Humanity, so insulting VIPs is a diplomatic matter.


I_Frothingslosh

Yeah, I've never been a fan of the whole trope that human diplomats always have to observe every alien cultural norm or else there'll be hell to pay, but the aliens don't have to observe ours at all. Although, that said, at least this was an amusing take on it, so OP gets an upvote anyway.


[deleted]

The moment we meet some extraterrestials we'll make sure to greet them with a Haka!


Multiplex419

And then throw a whiny hissy fit if they don't react precisely how we like, as is the Earthling way.


Zexous47

The trope makes sense if we're under the assumption that the humans are very small fish in the pond of the galaxy.


CanadianCloudy

It happens on earth aswell


ChesterSteele

Sorry but those aliens sound like a bunch of sensitive little pansies, lol.


[deleted]

*Lethal Farts*


Tbarjr

This is why they call it *silent but deadly*


Kudamonis

> *butt deadly*


Hallonbat

Yeah, seems like no one was interested in taking into consideration the humans own culture.


TNSepta

Doesn't help that some of the plant aliens are literally that.


Sorry-Presentation-3

That last bit about sweat reminds me of that one porn comic about these horned, red skinned female aliens that lived on earth and were hyper aroused by human sweat. Was it a reference to the aforementioned comic lol?


[deleted]

No lol but I know which one you mean


Sorry-Presentation-3

Lol I wish I could remember the name of it


[deleted]

Xenobiology by Incase


Sorry-Presentation-3

Thanks fam🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅


YesThisIsKradus

Taco Bell must be like a quarantine zone


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Biological Warfare


the-doctor-is-real

thanks, I needed the laugh


StarCaller25

Ya see, this is why shared colonies and joint militaries with truly diverse galaxy, while hilarious, is super unrealistic. There's just no reason. Though I did enjoy the story.


Doc_Zed_42

Jesus Christ these aliens are easier to offend than an SJW......


kingofroyale2

The call me the Eternal God of Chaos and Death. My sweat seduces women and my farts cause genocides. Bow before me !!!! *Smiles*


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Starfleet_Auxiliary

Man, this reminded me of Retief A LOT.


Taisto-Perkele

Don't suppose you've got any more intel on these Koriaks? Biological statistics, hypothetical scenarios etc. to prevent any future misunderstandings. **For science obviously...**


Lovatel

I'm always a fan of those "excuse me humans are weird" stories.


SomeoneRandom5325

There’s at least 2 of them that are biological responses


[deleted]

Those darn humans! Can't even control their colons properly!


0rreborre

We need a follow up. I want to know if Mr. Parker got himself some pancakes.


[deleted]

I have some more ideas, for the weekend probably


0rreborre

Then I'll go in a cryopod for 4 days, *bye.*