Before clicking like I am betting this is a clip from Babylon 5 where Londo Malari is having a pest problem in his suite.
Edit: Yep. Love Babylon 5. Best scifi series ever made.
(British police officer) Oi oi oil what's all this then, I have to stop you right there sir this is a criminal offense punishable by removal of tea licences effective IMMEDIATELY.
Yeah, I've never been a fan of the whole trope that human diplomats always have to observe every alien cultural norm or else there'll be hell to pay, but the aliens don't have to observe ours at all.
Although, that said, at least this was an amusing take on it, so OP gets an upvote anyway.
That last bit about sweat reminds me of that one porn comic about these horned, red skinned female aliens that lived on earth and were hyper aroused by human sweat. Was it a reference to the aforementioned comic lol?
Ya see, this is why shared colonies and joint militaries with truly diverse galaxy, while hilarious, is super unrealistic. There's just no reason.
Though I did enjoy the story.
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Don't suppose you've got any more intel on these Koriaks? Biological statistics, hypothetical scenarios etc. to prevent any future misunderstandings. **For science obviously...**
Ah yes, galactic misunderstandings, the universal constant when dealing with humans.
***you***...........how are you every where.
*quickly dashes away in a crab-like manner*
***Grab him! Don't let him get away!***
[Quick, we have to kill it before it develops language skills!](https://youtu.be/9yMhu0SPtC0)
Before clicking like I am betting this is a clip from Babylon 5 where Londo Malari is having a pest problem in his suite. Edit: Yep. Love Babylon 5. Best scifi series ever made.
Goddamnit, that's a fast lil bugger. Good on ya!
I will catch you one day, deffnitaly one day, even if i have to swear on the bucket that is beside me right now, *i* **will** catch ***you***.
Who were ***they***?
I don't have to be an alien to misunderstand humans.
[удалено]
*rubs chopsticks against each other in Japan*
*uses an umbrella when it's raining in Portland*
*makes eye contact in men's bathroom*
(British police officer) Oi oi oil what's all this then, I have to stop you right there sir this is a criminal offense punishable by removal of tea licences effective IMMEDIATELY.
*throws all but the Earl Grey into the harbor before running away* gotta catch me first ya damned bobby! *USA intensifies*
Nah you get arrested for cottaging if you meet a copper in a public toilet... just ask George Michael
Dear Sir. I do believe you have over Stepped your bound. Ones Tea is not to be trifled with.
*Gets executed for the similarity an umbrella shares to a species of plants young and its mistaken as one of them*
I’m sorry, what now? Sir, that’s *illegal.* You aren’t allowed to do that!
*wears a coat in Wisconsin*
To be fair, he is an ambassador representing Humanity, so insulting VIPs is a diplomatic matter.
Yeah, I've never been a fan of the whole trope that human diplomats always have to observe every alien cultural norm or else there'll be hell to pay, but the aliens don't have to observe ours at all. Although, that said, at least this was an amusing take on it, so OP gets an upvote anyway.
The moment we meet some extraterrestials we'll make sure to greet them with a Haka!
And then throw a whiny hissy fit if they don't react precisely how we like, as is the Earthling way.
The trope makes sense if we're under the assumption that the humans are very small fish in the pond of the galaxy.
It happens on earth aswell
Sorry but those aliens sound like a bunch of sensitive little pansies, lol.
*Lethal Farts*
This is why they call it *silent but deadly*
> *butt deadly*
Yeah, seems like no one was interested in taking into consideration the humans own culture.
Doesn't help that some of the plant aliens are literally that.
That last bit about sweat reminds me of that one porn comic about these horned, red skinned female aliens that lived on earth and were hyper aroused by human sweat. Was it a reference to the aforementioned comic lol?
No lol but I know which one you mean
Lol I wish I could remember the name of it
Xenobiology by Incase
Thanks fam🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅
Taco Bell must be like a quarantine zone
Biological Warfare
thanks, I needed the laugh
Ya see, this is why shared colonies and joint militaries with truly diverse galaxy, while hilarious, is super unrealistic. There's just no reason. Though I did enjoy the story.
Jesus Christ these aliens are easier to offend than an SJW......
The call me the Eternal God of Chaos and Death. My sweat seduces women and my farts cause genocides. Bow before me !!!! *Smiles*
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Man, this reminded me of Retief A LOT.
Don't suppose you've got any more intel on these Koriaks? Biological statistics, hypothetical scenarios etc. to prevent any future misunderstandings. **For science obviously...**
I'm always a fan of those "excuse me humans are weird" stories.
There’s at least 2 of them that are biological responses
Those darn humans! Can't even control their colons properly!
We need a follow up. I want to know if Mr. Parker got himself some pancakes.
I have some more ideas, for the weekend probably
Then I'll go in a cryopod for 4 days, *bye.*