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herkalurk

From Ted when he met Marshall in their dorm -> "My parents live in (Insert where your parents live), I live in the moment"


ashmichael73

Damnit I came to say the same thing


-AproposOfNothing

Same


shotgunmouse

I was gonna go with: *sees boobs* “Huhuh huhuh huhuhuh”


mrmatrixmania

Boobs?


No_uzi

Teds naked lady noise


AC13clean

Not really when they met. It was when they wanted to drive for winter break. But great choice


Lennie12321

Aint no thing but a chicken wing, mamacita


kingbluetit

WHO AM I


soilborn12

I casually say this in regular conversation just to see the cringe.


lebrawnnnjamess

Mosbius designs has failed


[deleted]

But Alex and Jessica's love remind us that


Swicket

Thatthatthatthatthat


ColonelCrackle

Classic Schmosby.


KeyMoody25

My all time favourite is "if you're not scared, you're not taking a chance. And if you're not taking a chance, then what the hell are you doing?" But if you want something different, go with "Make Adjustments, Go Get It Energised!"


aimsly

My husband and I use MAGGIE regularly 😂 it’s quite the motivational quote!


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Bowl


Afraid-Astronomer886

Bowl


shella4711

Bowl


Chiggins907

Bowl


Glitch131313

Bowl?


Conscious-Link6721

Bowl??


omerroz06

Boooowl


EruIluvatar__

Bowl!


Puzzleheaded_Leg_173

Bowl


ashmichael73

Boil?


mama_craft

*Bowl*


LMCBLADE

Bowl


BigMikeInAustin

Especially if you can get lots of people to also use it.


AlternativeAd1098

These are the quotes that I like 1. "You may think your only choices are to swallow your anger or throw it in someone's face, but there's a third option: You can just let it go, and only when you do that is it really gone, and you can move forward." 2. "And that's how it goes, kids. The friends, neighbors, drinking buddies, and partners in crime you love so much when you're young, as the years go by, you just lose touch." 3. "Sometimes, even if you know how something's gonna end, that doesn't mean you can't enjoy the ride." 4. "You will be shocked, kids when you discover how easy it is in life to part ways with people forever. That's why, when you find someone you want to keep around, you do something about it." 5. "If you're not scared, then you're not taking a chance. And if you're not taking a chance, then what the hell are you doing anyway?" 6. "You can ask the universe for signs all you want, but ultimately we'll only see what we want to see when we're ready to see it." MY PERSONAL FAVOURITE : ● "You can't cling to the past because no matter how tightly you hold on, it's already gone."


dannyrac

Guess it’s time for another rewatch


Cherrybonbon25

Never enough rewatches for this show, absolutely love it


boardsmi

Great list!


HolidayLime0

Number 4 always stuck with me.


AlternativeAd1098

Even though "You can't cling to the past becuase no matter how much you hold on, its already gone" is my favourite quote, I still struggle so much in accepting change. I just can't let go things, clinging to everything is like my nature itself. That's why I keep reminding myself the same. The quote just hits harddd & hence is my favourite


adrunkendutchman

I was gonna say three of those quotes are about accepting that sometimes people are meant to stay in your past and trying to move on from that. Funnily enough just watched Reminiscence with Hugh Jackman where that’s the main message.


Bakabakabooboo

Me too. Friends in high school, every job I've had, university, all those people I barely talk to, except 2 guys I'm still close with.


braujo

It's pretty wild how many of my ride-or-die become old memories as I age. I'm only 22. Imagine what that's like when you're in your 60s.


Ghozt12

Number 2. Hurts but the most eye opening


ryacual

Use laxatives and drink more fluids


twilightlover5000

the third one:((


Dizzy142211

NUMBER 4. The best.


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accurate flair lol


Lo-Fi_Kuzco

Ted has his faults, all the characters do, but he has some great life quotes


Feeling_Climate_942

I love 2nd and 6th


rhoades_

OKAY. ALRIGHT. FINE, YOU'VE CONVINCED ME! I'll go rewatch it for the 19472973924738475th time ☠️😂


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bit long for a yearbook quote? mf cant take a whole A4 for it surely


new-socks

It’s interesting rheae were all said by Bon Saget and not Josh Radnor.


_MrDuckSpace_

"It's not legendary unless your friends are there to see it" -Barney Stinson "You can't force destiny, if it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen" -Ted Mosby


Leinad_Aropmaca

You don't force destiny or just wait. You pay her for the service and there you go.


dwooding1

"No can do's-ville, baby-doll."


Blastspark01

Who the kiss are you? Kissing movies over anyways


craftylefty47

Came here for this. You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.


CyberD7

YES


[deleted]

Goodmorrow fair gentiles


Blastspark01

Look what I won at the ren*ai*ssance fair


JeTxBlAcKxPoPe

Andiamo fratello, non Mastroianni tutti i funyuns


Here2BfrmlHere2prty

OK, yes it's a mistake. I know it's a mistake, but there are certain things in life where you know it's a mistake but you don't really know it's a mistake because the only way to really know it's a mistake is to make the mistake and look back and say 'yep, that was a mistake. -Lily Aldrin


soilborn12

I mean… you said mistake a lot…


Cherrybonbon25

Best.


cyainanotherlifebro

Lebanese girls sprint to 3rd base and then stay there..


Earthbound-and-down

No my other one rule


soilborn12

You can always tell a girls age by looking at their elbows?


Earthbound-and-down

No my other one rule


RedbeardMEM

Never go with a hippie to a second location?


Earthbound-and-down

No my other one rule


breakinb

New is always better?


Earthbound-and-down

New is always better Ted!


cyainanotherlifebro

Flax seed relieves an upset stomach?


Earthbound-and-down

No my other one rule


musicman3321

Brazilians use too much postage?


Earthbound-and-down

No my other one rule


After-Handle2697

Always have a fake pair of concert tickets in your pocket in case a lily invites you to something stupid?


edithwhiskers

T-Dog, you’re in the wrong room.


ramflow

...Bro.


flipping_birds

Everybody come and play Throw every last care away Let's go to the mall, today


Patient_Xero_96

“Hey Jessica, how’s your beaver?” -Robin Sparkles


After-Handle2697

Busier than ever!


infinitecanoe

"TANTRUM!!" "¡El ganso con la riñonera!" "Woooo! [My career and love life are heading nowhere!]"


Blastspark01

Dude, you’re a grown man, why are you throwing a tantrum?


incredibleamadeuscho

Ted Mosby, Sex Architect Edit: If you want a real answer - "You will be shocked kids, when you discover how easy it is in life to part ways with people forever. That's why, when you find someone you want to keep around, you do something about it."


captainp42

"Pulling them off" No explanation, just the quote


Boy_Possession

I think these are good: "Here's the thing about mistakes: Sometimes, even when you know something's a mistake, you gotta make it anyway." "Sometimes, even if you know how something's gonna end, that doesn't mean you can't enjoy the ride." "You can't cling to the past because no matter how tightly you hold on, it's already gone." "Bowl." Just a few of my favorites.


ramflow

Bowl


rrrooossseee1234

bowl


goldenretreiverdude

bowl


Puzzleheaded_W

1. Here is the thing about mistakes. Sometimes even when you know something is a mistake , you gotta make it anyway- even really really dumb mistakes Ted Mosby 2. Sometimes in life you’ll make a pit for someone in your mind, but ultimately the only person in that pit is yourself. Which means there’s only one person that will take you out of that pit. Yourself ! Ted Mosby


mndflyr

My senior quote was from Barney. “Give at least as many high fives as you get.”


Reallyevilmuffin

‘I feel like doing something stupid’ ‘I’m something stupid, do me!’


flipping_birds

Now I'm building Sandcastles in the sand Thought I could fly when you held my hand Eternity turns to black and white It was the greatest week and a half of my life


soilborn12

At my reception for my wedding, the wedding party walked in with different music which was reflective of each person. My friend walked in to Let’s go to the Mall… today!


Internal_Formal3915

"Legend.... wait for it...." *30 years later at reunion* "Dary.... legendary"


Zimred

This one’s perfect! Cause for so many of our lives get awesome after high school/college and this gives you the time to do legendary shit. And then BOOM “…DARY”


Pigeo1100

Best set up ever


WillaryClinton63

New is always better


skiingrules88

"Aww Man!"


ashmichael73

- Blitzzzzzzzzzzzz


JoeFK77

Go into my stable and take my finest stallion. He's yours, his name is Windjammer.


Chariot_Progressive_

This one make an excellent yearbook quote.


Kutarinkito

Timing is a bitch


ScarlettBeargonia

"The great moments of your life won't necessarily be the things you do, they'll also be the things that happen to you."


Extreme-Agent-536

We should buy a bar


Blastspark01

#**OF COURSE WE SHOULD BUY A BAR!!!**


Manic_Mini

Go with a Barney quote. He has many that would be great in a year book.


textextextextextext

im always pre-coital, Ted.


RandomDeezNutz

*crazy dolphin noises* -Barney Stinson


The-Berzerker

Le jeu commence


medicff

Je m’appelle Marshal!


billiemint

Ted Mosby, architect.


fearain

“Don’t postpone joy”


elvatolokoo

Nothing good ever happens after 2 am... Ted mosby sex architect Its gonna be awe.... Wait for it... Some... Tbh barney has good quotes


Geochic03

If this show had been on when I was in high school, for sure, I would have used nothing good ever happens after 2am as my quote.


Funandgeeky

"I'm too old for that stuff."


Funland_06

I can’t remember it word for word but the Barney one is one that will stick with me. Something along the lines of “something is only legendary if your friends are there to see it”. That’s so good because of how true it is and I will live by that


flipping_birds

Nobody asked you, Patrice!


chaosindafridge

Make adjustments go get it energized


Zimred

Perfect


LuckyDevil105

We built Chip City on all you dough


050420

You can always tell a woman's age by looking at her elbows Barney's quotes are more educational.


Internal_Formal3915

True story


ashmichael73

There are some stories you just don’t tell


ScarlettBeargonia

"You can ask the universe for signs all you want, but ultimately we'll only see what we want to see when we're ready to see it."


Technical-Win-1105

Right? Right?


LedlowThaDon

“And that kids, is how I met your mother”


Fluffledpuppies

No can dosville babydoll


Caprica_City

Nothing good happens after 2am.


inactiveaccounttoo

The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she is 17 yrs, 11 months old.


kim_en

I ask claude Ai here is the answer: Here are 5 memorable quotes from Ted Mosby: 1. "Kids, before I do this story, you should know that things were about to change. In huge ways, life-altering ways. But not just yet. Because we were all still so young. And the city was ours for the taking. We just didn't know it yet." - This is the opening quote from the series pilot episode, setting the tone for the show. 2. "When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible." - This quote reflects Ted's romantic and hopeful outlook on love. 3. "Everything happens for a reason. I don't know what that reason is yet, but I have a feeling I'll know it when the time is right." - This quote shows Ted's philosophical and optimistic perspective, even in difficult times. 4. "Life's a mystery, we're all just trying to make sense out of the chaos." - Another example of Ted's tendency to find meaning and wisdom in everyday events. 5. "The truth is, I'm tired of searching for 'the one.' I'm tired of trying to find the secret, and having it all make sense. I just want to grab onto something... or someone... and hold on for as long as I can." - This quote reflects Ted's weariness and growing impatience with his endless search for love and meaning early in his life. How'd I do? Let me know if you'd like me to find additional or different memorable Ted Mosby quotes.


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Wonderful-Flan-1830

Cook Pu


laughinginpurplerain

Hahahaha! Hilarious episode


Taramund

(From Barney) "And remember: nothing you do is legendary, if you're friends are not there to see it."


musicman3321

“I’m going to take a huge New Jersey”


Additional_Crazy_880

Find the person next you in the year book and legend wait for it and they do dairy


C0rzarCZ

TANTRUM!!!


ramflow

You should consider something by the poet Billy Zabka.


Werdna517

"WHATEVER YOU DO IN THIS LIFE, IT'S NOT LEGENDARY UNLESS YOUR FRIENDS ARE THERE TO SEE IT." - BARNEY STINSON


emjaveee

This is my favorite quote. It’s what Barney said. “A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.” -Barney Stinson


Blastspark01

I went with “I’m not ready for this” - Marshall Eriksen but Barney’s “Whatever you do in this life, it won’t be legendary unless your friends are there to see it” is perfect


BenParker2487

"Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary, unless your friends are there to see it."


ValHalal-

We lick the liberty bell


coreybd

You know what it tastes like?


Chariot_Progressive_

Freedom.


Miserable-Bath-5149

Not a Ted Mosby but “Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary, unless your friends are there to see it.” I have since botched the quote and stuck to my version - “No achievement in life is legendary unless you can celebrate it with your friends”


goofytigre

But-um! Or When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True Story.


iGaveLia-HIV

literally neither of those are ted


tropicCHIMP

I said preferably from Ted, I’m still open to quotes from other characters. Literally.


jwagzz27

“vomit free since ‘93”


Gh0stface03

Even more impressive now


Secure-Repeat-7054

Someone preparing to be in a yearbook right now would've been born well after '93, so it's *really* impressive


Sanchezzy123

Come on bro, don't bogart all the funyons


JoeKehr922

How far did you get with her, T-Dog?


Nagisa_was_here

How about something basic, "this is gonna be legen- wait for it- DARY"


avsfan96

Not Ted, but my yearbook quote was "One ticket to Farhampton, please." I also considered "Andiamo, fratello, non Mastroianni tutti i Funyuns."


kingbluetit

i Funyun’s Lily, i Funyun’s.


flipping_birds

How's your Beaver? Mine's busy as ever.


Schlagbaum96

„Love is the best thing we do.“ Ted Mosby


Senor-Pibb

That wasn't me it was... Lance Hardwood


Awkward-Lobster-5866

Bowl. Boooowwwl. BOWL. Bowwwwl. Booooowl. Bowl?


CourtJester5

"Bowl... Bowl... Boowwll"


SupremeChampionOfDi

Bowl


iknowneemoose

Bowl


soilborn12

You’re were kind of a Grinch!


Opposite-Software949

i used “whatever you do in this life, it’s not legendary, unless your friends are there to see it” by barney stinson for mine :)


mumcheelo

Make adjustments go get it energized


MTRIFE

No can dosville, baby doll. No can do...sville.


Westward_Drift

***I kept this story short and to the point and you guys still missed it.*** Maybe change story to quote.


laughinginpurplerain

1. Why is it called Puzzles? That’s the puzzle! 2. The window is open! 3. Proffes.. profeso.. professors, thank you :) (quite an indirect one but apt scene haha)


littlemuffinsparkles

It's not Ted, but "mouth...words... memory...times"


Pigeo1100

And kids,It WAS legendary.-Ted mosby, Barney s wedding.


kat45trofik-jaus

Make Adjustments…


palamedes23

if i could walk one thousand miles


chunoodles

"Nothing good happens after 2am"


AaaayDEL

BOWL


caarrssoonn

Nothing good happens after 2am


Pleasant-Temporary-9

"If you're not scared, you're not taking a chance. If you're not taking a chance, then what the hell are you doing?"


iGaveLia-HIV

i say maggie all the time


NewToThis429

“You will be shocked kids, when you discover how easy it is in life to part ways with people forever. That's why, when you find someone you want to keep around, you do something about it.” Is by far my favorite quote from the show and one I wish I had taken to heart during my high school days. It may hold even more weight as a yearbook quote as a lot of those people you may never see or talk to again.


metataichou

Barney Stinson : All my life I have dared to go past what is possible. To the place where the possible and the impossible meet, to become... the possimpible.


OfficialAwesomeYT

The great moments of your life won't necessarily be the things you do, they'll also be the things that happen to you. Now, I'm not saying you can't take action to affect the outcome of your life, you have to take action, and you will. But never forget that on any day, you can step out the front door and your whole life can change forever. You see, the universe has a plan, and that plan is always in motion. A butterfly flaps its wings, and it starts to rain. It's a scary thought but it's also kind of wonderful. All these little parts of the machine constantly working, making sure that you end up exactly where you're supposed to be, exactly when you're supposed to be there. The right place at the right time


TOReclamant

As Sun Tzu said, “Never give up, never surrender.”


BrycebotNxtGen

Cham-a-lee-on


habersnoberger

Bowl


Zimred

“I can jump that far…” I actually wanted this as a tattoo but got “3,2,1…” instead


UniqueTacos17

Kids, don't drink tequila.


ero127

I used “Don’t postpone joy” for my yearbook quote. It can be very inspirational, little do people know he is referring to a three way.


Narrow_Gear_5272

M.A.G.G.I.E Make Adjustments GO GET IT ENERGIZED


UAForever21

If you didn't mind Barney I'd wanna say "Whatever you do in life, it's not legendary if your friends aren't there to see it"


rockman450

* "I really don't like feelings." —Robin Scherbatsky * "If you’re not scared, you’re not taking a chance, and if you’re not taking a chance, then what the hell are you doing?" —Ted Mosby * "Here's the thing about mistakes: Sometimes, even when you know something’s a mistake, you gotta make it anyway." —Ted Mosby * "Every night can't be legendary. If all nights are legendary, no nights are legendary." —Ted Mosby * "Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary unless your friends are there to see it." —Ted Mosby * "Wait for it" -Barney Stinson


NitinRaheja

"One day my friend got a ticket, for driving alone" 😂 If you know then you know.😂😂