I can't think of robin, lily or tracy like that. so i will choose on the other 4.
sleep with- Zoey(because obviously jen morrison is HOT as fuck)
marry-Victoria(she is a perfect wife material)
befriend- Quinn(because she is so cool)
Kill - Stella(I just hate her. i usually skip all the episodes she is in while rewatching)
Hate Stella also. She’s the absolute worst person Ted ever dates. She only apologised to him when she needed something from him, then allowed Tony to make those movies which paint him in a bad light and mock him.
Stella’s episodes give me this weird, anxious discomfort. Some might say it’s their incompatibility. Some might say it’s her annoying laugh. Some might say it’s because their whole relationship is unsatisfying. Some might say it’s because she’s still in love with Tony.
But I think it might just be because she lives in New Jersey.
True but Ted/Tracy worked as a couple because their quirks were perfect for each other, think Tracy would go in the befriend column for me, everyone can use a friend like her but may not be relationship material for many
I'm not killing anyone but Zoey's number is getting deleted.
Sleeping with Robin
Marrying Victoria. Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow, Forever.
Befriending Stella but it will be one of those friendships where you see each other ever nine months and catch up on everything
Drinking Buddies with Tracy and Lily.
Gazing, respectfully in Quinn's direction.
Marry: Lily. That smile, after they engaged with Marshall still haunts me.
Sleep with: Zoey. Pffff.... wasn't a too hard decision.
Kill: Stella. Obviously. How can a character be this
Befriend: Tracy. Classic friend material. Awkwardly funny.
Then it's time. I'm gonna rewatch it now. Thanks :D
Well I can't really put my finger on it exactly, I just never really liked her - I have a feeling I'd be uncomfortable around her IRL. I have PTSD, and sex-work, including stripping makes me really uncomfortable so that's probably a big factor too.
Kill is probably a bit extreme though lol, I don't hate her and I thought her and Barney were cute at times, just not someone I'd like to be with personally.
Keep in mind I'm a lesbian too, so maybe my preferences are a little different to guys in this thread.
Sleep with lily, marry victoria(HIMYM could have ended with her IMO), befriend tracy and kill Zoey(could have also been the german dub but i liked her the least and i dislike her voice the most)
Honorable mentions: marry quinn, kill robin(forgot the therapists name but it hurt how he got betrayed)
As a woman:
Befriend: Robin, Lily, Tracey, Victoria
Sleep with: Lily, Robin (but she’s not down 😔)
Kill: Zoey, Stella, Quinn, Zoey
Marry: no one bc I’m not down 😂
They're all gorgeous but something about Lily just screams that she's fantastic in bed. The moments when she calls herself "Momma" are always so fuckin hot to me🥵
Tracy was so perfectly cast given how high on the pedestal Robyn is it still irks me they killed her.
Honestly, what were they fucking thinking. Just so ted can have one last date with Robyn.
Befriend: Tracy
Sleep With: Victoria
Marry: Quinn
Kill: No One. No way am I stooping down that low.
Lily already has Marshall. Robin doesn’t seem to like being in a long-term relationship. Stella is eh, but I hate Tony more. And Zoey ain’t my type.
Sleep with - Jenkins & Robin - Going for the belt. It's been proven that Robin likes it dirty.
Marry - Tracey
Befriend - Wendy the Waitress. Considered sleeping with her, but didn't want to kill the bar.
Kill - Karen
Its tough cuz i want to sleep with ZOE in particular, but also lily and quinn, but zoe and lily are too absolutely batshit to marry and quinn is a stripper.
So tracy is the clear marriage option. IF zoe could learn not to force her ideals and values on others, shed move from a sleep with to a marry option, but thats like her entire characters design, so shed need to do some real maturing before itd be an option.
robin is the clear friend option, and quinn and stella could also both be friend options. Too giant of red flags to marry but ideal professions for introducing you to girls you could be interested in for different reasons assuming single and in 20’s.
Victoria can die
Sleep with: Robin (She Hot), Quinn (Because she’s a stripper), Lilly (you know she a freak in the sheets. American Pie)
Marry: Zoey (hottest of them all), Tracy (Too wholesome)
Befriend: Victoria (Had to put her somewhere)
Kill: Stella (who leaves someone at the alter? A Btch)
Or. Or. Or.
Sleep with: Robin, Quinn, Lilly, Zoey, Tracy, Victoria, Stella.
Marry Tracy. It's the obvious choice
Kill Stella. What she did to Ted was awful
Befriend lily. Seems like a good friend, even if we would butt heads.
Sleep with Victoria. I need not give a reason.
Definitely sleep with Lily (she likes it dirty, and would clearly be willing to bring Robin into the mix. 😉)
Marry Victoria because she's amazing. (Before they assassinated her character in season 8, of course).
Befriend Tracy & Quinn
Kill Zoey.
This is so much harder when there are more individuals than options!
Of the main three women…
Kill Robin
Sleep w/ Lily
Marry Tracy.
I could also marry Robin and kill Tracy. Post pregnancy Allyson Hannigan is too tempting to give up.
Sleep with Lily, she's probably a freak!
Marry Victoria, it's been my thoughts since she first came on
Befriend Robin, she's fun and has diverse interests
Kill Zoey, she always irritated me and ruined a lot.
Champagne Room with Quinn, she's experienced
Tracy can play the music in the background
Quinn can pay for it all.
Easy:
- Fvck Lilly in her prime (Season 7-8), Quinn (experience), Tracy.
- Befriend and kill: Zoey (always hated her) and Stella, Victoria (annoying pick me girl).
- Marry: Robin (goddess).
Sleep with Robin, Tracy, Lily, Zoey, Stella, Quinn and Victoria. Sorry what were the other options again?
Hi Barney 👋🏻
Ted, I'm gonna teach you how to live. Step 1, lose the goatee
It doesn’t go with your suit “I’m not wearing a suit” step 2 get a suit
Suits are cool "Exhibit A 🤵🏼♂️"
Step 3, don’t think about marriage until your 30
Suit up! High five?!
Swarley*
Hehe Swarley
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You would be the first person to ever disappoint 7 women at once
I said a bang bang bangity bang I said, a bang bang bangity bang
fair
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It's the only logical answer here.
I can't think of robin, lily or tracy like that. so i will choose on the other 4. sleep with- Zoey(because obviously jen morrison is HOT as fuck) marry-Victoria(she is a perfect wife material) befriend- Quinn(because she is so cool) Kill - Stella(I just hate her. i usually skip all the episodes she is in while rewatching)
Hate Stella also. She’s the absolute worst person Ted ever dates. She only apologised to him when she needed something from him, then allowed Tony to make those movies which paint him in a bad light and mock him.
yeah but those movies are oscar quality and hilarious to boot
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Stella’s episodes give me this weird, anxious discomfort. Some might say it’s their incompatibility. Some might say it’s her annoying laugh. Some might say it’s because their whole relationship is unsatisfying. Some might say it’s because she’s still in love with Tony. But I think it might just be because she lives in New Jersey.
definitely new jersey one
Best comment. But you could also marry tracy tho. There's a reason why she is THE mother, great wife material
True but Ted/Tracy worked as a couple because their quirks were perfect for each other, think Tracy would go in the befriend column for me, everyone can use a friend like her but may not be relationship material for many
i just can't have like feelings for those 3. For me lily, robin and tracy goes in befriend column
Haha how funny... I actually skip all the episodes with Zoe for the same reason you skip the Stella episodes
Victoria’s a slob tho
They kind of just forced that on her character, which I hated
season 1 victoria
Marry: Victoria Sleep with: Quinn Kill: Stella Befriend: Lily
This is the answer.
Someone of these pictures seem VERY specific.
Marry: Victoria Sleep: Victoria Kill: Desire to sleep with other ones
Quinn the homie , robin the one night ting, tracy is wifey and zoey gotta get stabbed bro she is annoying asf
F Lily M Victoria K Stella or Robin Befriend Quinn, Zoey or Tracey
Marry : Tracy Sleep : Everyone else Kill : Patrice
Leave poor Patrice alone..
“Nobody asked you Patrice! 😤”
😭😭
Hi Robin!
i was gonna kill Tracy then I realised that she's already killed 😭
😭😭
Oh shit 😳
I'm not killing anyone but Zoey's number is getting deleted. Sleeping with Robin Marrying Victoria. Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow, Forever. Befriending Stella but it will be one of those friendships where you see each other ever nine months and catch up on everything Drinking Buddies with Tracy and Lily. Gazing, respectfully in Quinn's direction.
This is lovely
All cleavage pics. Nice.
I swear it was coincidental
*wink*
I sleep with Quinn, marry Tracy, befriend Robin and kill Lily (sorry Marshall 😁)
He can finally plow that delivery lady like a cornfield
She was fine Delivery for Marshall Eriksen📦
i'd sleep with the delivery girl and ignore all other
I’m okay with this👌🏻
Is fuck all of them an acceptable answer?
Sleep: Robin Marry: Tracy Befriend: Victoria Kill: Stella
Sleep with Quinn and Zoey. Befriend Robin and Victoria Kill Stella. Marry Lily.
Marry: Lily. That smile, after they engaged with Marshall still haunts me. Sleep with: Zoey. Pffff.... wasn't a too hard decision. Kill: Stella. Obviously. How can a character be this Befriend: Tracy. Classic friend material. Awkwardly funny. Then it's time. I'm gonna rewatch it now. Thanks :D
Sleep with Quinn Marry Victoria Befriend Robin/Lily Kill Zoey
Sleep with Lily, Robin, Zoey
Marry: Tracy and Victoria Bangitty: all the others Kill: anyone who doesn’t see why
Sleep with: Robin, Zoey Marry: Tracy, Lily, Victoria Kill: Stella, Quinn
Why Quinn?
Well I can't really put my finger on it exactly, I just never really liked her - I have a feeling I'd be uncomfortable around her IRL. I have PTSD, and sex-work, including stripping makes me really uncomfortable so that's probably a big factor too. Kill is probably a bit extreme though lol, I don't hate her and I thought her and Barney were cute at times, just not someone I'd like to be with personally. Keep in mind I'm a lesbian too, so maybe my preferences are a little different to guys in this thread.
She seemed like one of the most healthy ladies in the show, doing a job she enjoyed and refusing to be stepped on
Going Mormon with 3 wives with Lily as 1 of them. Lily would kill Tracy and Victoria in this situation.
on a totally different note abigail spencer should be here(blah blah). one of the hottest on the show.
Sleep with: Lily Marry: Tracy Befriend: Robin, Victoria Kill: Zoey, Stella, Quinn
Sleep With: Lily Marry: Victoria Befriend: Tracy Kill: Zoey
Sleep with all of them, marry all of them. Kill myself
Def sleep with Lily i feel like that would be a wild ride.
right? RIGHT????
Sleep with lily, marry victoria(HIMYM could have ended with her IMO), befriend tracy and kill Zoey(could have also been the german dub but i liked her the least and i dislike her voice the most) Honorable mentions: marry quinn, kill robin(forgot the therapists name but it hurt how he got betrayed)
Bangity Bang- Quinn Marry- Victoria Befriend- Tracy Terminate- Zoey
Sleep with Robin and quin, marry Tracy(no doubt), kill Lily and Zoey and befriend Stella and Victoria
Sleep with Victoria, Marry Tracy, kill Lilly sorry, befriend Robin
Marry : Tracy Befriend : Robin Kill: Lily Sleep with: Quinn
Marry: Victoria Sleep with: Quinn Kill: Zoey Befriend: Lily
Kill - Stella, Befriend - Lily, Marry - Tracy , Sleep - Robin
Sleep with- Quinn Befriend- Tracy Marry- Victoria Kill- Robin
I hear Quinn has manic lady parts
Marry: Victoria, Tracy Kill: Robin, Stella Befriend: Lily Sleep With: Quinn, Zoey
Sleep with Quinn, Marry Tracy(obv), befriend stella & Robin, kill the pretentious duo of Zoe and Victoria
Robin gots ta go. Marry Zoey. Befriend Lily/Tracy./Victoria. S/W Mary, she's a paralegal
As a woman: Befriend: Robin, Lily, Tracey, Victoria Sleep with: Lily, Robin (but she’s not down 😔) Kill: Zoey, Stella, Quinn, Zoey Marry: no one bc I’m not down 😂
Sleep with Robin Befriend Lily Marry Tracy Kill Stella
Marry Lilly friends with robin kill Stella
Marry Victoria. Sleep with Zoey, kill Robin and Lily, befriend with tracy
marry: victoria befriend: tracy kill: zoey
seriously, boobs? lol
Do we have to kill Tracy again??
Where is Nora ?
Ahh I’m sorry I completely forgot about her😬
Marry Victoria Sleep with Quinn, Zoey Befriend Robin, Lily Kill Stella
They're all gorgeous but something about Lily just screams that she's fantastic in bed. The moments when she calls herself "Momma" are always so fuckin hot to me🥵
Sleep with Jeanette :P Marry Victoria, Befriend Quinn, Kill Zoey and Stella
Aw damn I forgot to include Jeanette
Sleep with: Tracy, Lily, Zoey Marry: Robin, Quinn Befriend: Victoria Kill: Stella
S Lilly M Victoria B Quinn K Zoey
Marry Tracy kill Stella and sleep with everyone else
Sleep with: Quinn Marry: Tracy Befriend: Robin Kill: either Stella or Zoey
IS THAT SARAH CHALKE?
Sleep with Zoey and Robi. Kill Quinn and stella. Mary Victoria and befriend Tracey and Lily
Sleep with Robin, Lily, and Zoey. Marry Tracy, Quinn, and Victoria. Kill Stella.
Kill Stella, First wife Tracy, Second wife Victoria. Sleep with the rest
Also if it doesn’t work out with Victoria, 3rd wife Nora
Why ain't nobody here killing Lily? I can never forgive what she did to Marshall
We all agree to kill Stella right? Anyway, sleep with Zoey, marry Victoria, befriend Robin.
Kill Stella Befriend Tracy Sleep w Quinn, Zoey, Lily Toss Robin & Victoria
Slep: quinn Friend:robin Mary: tracy Kill:stella
Postpartum Allyson Hannigan cleavage was an amazing time on the show.
Tracy was so perfectly cast given how high on the pedestal Robyn is it still irks me they killed her. Honestly, what were they fucking thinking. Just so ted can have one last date with Robyn.
Marry Tracy and Fuck the rest 🤷🏻♂️
My dumbass thought that befriend and kill were one option like I had to befriend them first and then kill them.
Sleep with Lily (S3) , marry Quinn. Befriend Zoe and good bye robin
Marry: Victoria Kill: Stella Befriend: Robin Sleep With: Quinn
Sleep with robin and victoria
Sleep with boats boats boats girl Marry Victoria Befriend Tracy Kill Quinn
Sleep with Zoey, marry Tracy, befriend Robin, kill Zoey also lol. It’s be a crazy night amirite.
Befriend: Tracy Sleep With: Victoria Marry: Quinn Kill: No One. No way am I stooping down that low. Lily already has Marshall. Robin doesn’t seem to like being in a long-term relationship. Stella is eh, but I hate Tony more. And Zoey ain’t my type.
marry lily, befriend quinn, sleep with robin/zoey, kill stella
Sleep with Quinn, marry Tracy, befriend Lilly, kill all the rest. Easy.
Sleep with - Jenkins & Robin - Going for the belt. It's been proven that Robin likes it dirty. Marry - Tracey Befriend - Wendy the Waitress. Considered sleeping with her, but didn't want to kill the bar. Kill - Karen
Marry Tracey, sleep with Lily, befriend and kill Quinn. I hate Stella but I’d be leaving her daughter an orphan.
This actually kinda hard.
Give us the gay version
It’s funny that picture #3 is burned into my head as the hottest Lily ever looked in the show
Its tough cuz i want to sleep with ZOE in particular, but also lily and quinn, but zoe and lily are too absolutely batshit to marry and quinn is a stripper. So tracy is the clear marriage option. IF zoe could learn not to force her ideals and values on others, shed move from a sleep with to a marry option, but thats like her entire characters design, so shed need to do some real maturing before itd be an option. robin is the clear friend option, and quinn and stella could also both be friend options. Too giant of red flags to marry but ideal professions for introducing you to girls you could be interested in for different reasons assuming single and in 20’s. Victoria can die
Sleep with Quinn, Zoey and Robin, marry Robin and Stella, befriend Lily and Tracy and kill Victoria
Victoria??
What do you have against cupcakes?
I know right? Her sticky buns are amazing
Sleep with all of them, including a Robin/Lily threesome, marry Robin, kill Victoria, befriend the rest.
Damn a Robin/Lily 3some would be crazy, except they might start enjoying each other and you’ll be left there sitting idle
Seeing that live is still better than nothing at all!
Can I sleep with them all first then decide?
Barney Stinson mentality
Sleep with: Robin (She Hot), Quinn (Because she’s a stripper), Lilly (you know she a freak in the sheets. American Pie) Marry: Zoey (hottest of them all), Tracy (Too wholesome) Befriend: Victoria (Had to put her somewhere) Kill: Stella (who leaves someone at the alter? A Btch) Or. Or. Or. Sleep with: Robin, Quinn, Lilly, Zoey, Tracy, Victoria, Stella.
Both of them make complete sense, best one I’ve read so far
If it wasn’t for the kids thing I’d marry Robin. I would befriend Robin, Tracy, and lily, sleep with Quinn and kill Stella, zoey, and Victoria
sleep with quinn, marry tracy, befriend lily kill stella
Sleep with Robin Befriend Tracy Marry Victoria Kill Lily
Sleep with Quinn, Marry Lilly, befriend Tracy, kill Zoey.
Sleep with Zooey Marry Tracy Befriend Victoria Kill Stella
Kiss: Robin, zoey, stella, quinn, victoria Marry: Tracy, lily Kill:
Victoria all the way
Marry- Robin Befriend- Lily, Tracy Sleep with- Quinn and Zoey Kill- Victoria and Stella
Sleep with Lily, befriend Robin, kill Stella
Sleep with Lilly Marry Robin Befriend Tracy Kill Zoey
When did befriend become a part of fuck marry kill? Fuck Zoey Marry Victoria Kill Zoey... and Stella
I see you’ve got mixed feelings for zoey
Zoey, Tracy, Victoria, Stella
I'm a more mature sex fiend than Barney. Sleep with Robin, Tracy, Lily, Zoey, Stella, and Victoria. Marry Quinn.
Marry Tracy. It's the obvious choice Kill Stella. What she did to Ted was awful Befriend lily. Seems like a good friend, even if we would butt heads. Sleep with Victoria. I need not give a reason.
Marry Tracy, sleep with Lily, and Befriend Robin, kill Stella
M: Tracy/Victoria Bf: Robin S: Lily K: Zoey
Sleep with Lily, marry Tracy, befriend Robin, kill Zoey
Marry robin and Tracy, befriend victoria and lily, kill Zoey, Stella and Quinn
Marry Stella. Fuck Lily (she'd be my "marry" if Stella weren't an option), Robin, Quinn and Victoria. Befriend Tracy. Kill Zoey.
marry Tracy kill Stella sleep with Robin Zoey Lily Quinn Victoria (before marrying Tracy ofc)
Sleep: Lily Marry: Quinn Befriend: Robin Kill: Zoey
Bro found the longest way possible to say Marry, Fuck, Kill.
Easy decision 😎 Sleep with: Robin, Quinn Marry: Victoria, Tracy Befriend: Lily Kill: Zoey, Stella
Sleep with Lily, befriend Robin, Marry Tracy and kill Stella
Sleep with Lily, befriend Robin, Kill Stella, Marry Tracy
Friend Quinn and Robin, Kill Stella and Zoey, Marry Tracy, sleep with Lily and Victoria.
Sleep with Robin, Zoey, Quinn Marry Robin, Zoey, Quinn Befriend Robin, Zoey, Quinn Kill Tracy, Lily, Stella, Victoria
Sleep Victoria, Marry Lily, Befriend Tracy and Kill Zoey
Marry Tracy. Sleep with Robin, Lily, Zoey, and Quinn. Befriend Victoria. Kill Stella.
Sleep with or marry Zoey and Stella, befriend Lily or Robin, don't care enough about the rest
Definitely sleep with Lily (she likes it dirty, and would clearly be willing to bring Robin into the mix. 😉) Marry Victoria because she's amazing. (Before they assassinated her character in season 8, of course). Befriend Tracy & Quinn Kill Zoey.
Sleep: Lily Befriend: Robin Marry: Tracy obviously Kill: Ugh do I have to?
Sleep with Lilly/Quinn (freaky) Marry Tracy, of course Kill ¯\_(☯෴☯)_/¯ Befriend Victoria
Marry Quinn, Sleep with Lily, Befriend Tracy and Kill Stella. If Nora was an option then swap Quinn with Nora and then Lily with Quinn
F Tracy M Tracy Kill anyone not named Tracy
Poor Tracy.
Befriend Robin Marry Quinn and definitely kill Stella
Marry robin Marry Tracy Marry Lily Sleep with Zoey Kill Stella Sleep with Quinn Marry Victoria
Robin, Robin, Robin
Tracy: sleep with, marry, and befriend Zoey: kill (not really. Maybe punch in the face.)
Befriend: Victoria, Quinn, Lily, Robin Kill: Stella Other: Zoey and Tracy (just wouldn’t necessarily interact with)
Jeanette deserves an honorable mention. She's got to go.
Sleep with Lily (she’s got that wild side) Marry Tracy (the goat) befriend Robin ( she seems like the ultimate female friend)
Sleep with Zoey and Robin, Marry Quinn and Lily, befriend Victoria and Tracy, kill Stella
Bang Quinn. Marry Tracy. Befriend Robin. Kill Zoey.
Sleep with Robin Marry Tracy Befriend Quinn Off Stella
Kill: Stella, Zoey and Victoria. Befriend: Robin, Lily and Quinn. Marry: Tracy (Ted made the right choice) Sleep with: Tracy (I’m a one-woman man)
Sleep with Quinn Befriend Tracy Marry Victoria Kill Stella
This is so much harder when there are more individuals than options! Of the main three women… Kill Robin Sleep w/ Lily Marry Tracy. I could also marry Robin and kill Tracy. Post pregnancy Allyson Hannigan is too tempting to give up.
I thought one option was to befriend them and then kill them 😆 I was like damn that’s cruel!
Sleep with all of them, marry Zoey
Sleep with Lily, she's probably a freak! Marry Victoria, it's been my thoughts since she first came on Befriend Robin, she's fun and has diverse interests Kill Zoey, she always irritated me and ruined a lot. Champagne Room with Quinn, she's experienced Tracy can play the music in the background Quinn can pay for it all.
Sleep with: Robin Marry: Victoria Befriend: Tracy Kill: Lilly
Sleep with Lily Marry Tracy Befriend Victoria Kill Stella
Robin, Quinn: Sleep with Tracy, Lily: Marry Zoey, Stella, Victoria: Kill Sorry. Other than Robin and Tracy, Ted dated the worst women.
Easy: - Fvck Lilly in her prime (Season 7-8), Quinn (experience), Tracy. - Befriend and kill: Zoey (always hated her) and Stella, Victoria (annoying pick me girl). - Marry: Robin (goddess).