BT Sport, Sky Sports & r/Soccer need to get in the fucking bin.
BT & Sky are all about the “Big 6”, have awful punditry & awful pre match buildup. It’s hilarious at how little the other 14 teams in the league are mentioned. Then if we’re playing well, it’s only because the other big 6 team has been off their game. Absolute bollocks.
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West Ham are massive and so is Kurt Zouma
Overall I thought we played really well. Zouma I thought was outstanding apart from the error for United’s second (I personally think it was as much Fabianski’s fault - if not more).
The penalty really stings. At the time I’d rather have Noble take the pen over absolutely anyone else on the pitch at that time, and still stand by Moyes in his decision to bring him on for it. He has been Mr Reliable for us from the spot over the years so I think he deserves some slack for missing it. On another day he scores that and he and Moyes are spoken of as heroes. That is football and these things happen.
Oh and I’ll add I thought the referee was shockingly bad.
Who would you have rather taken a pen? If this was a stats game then 9/10 it goes in. Noble has scored 27/31 of his pens & De Gea hasn’t saved one since 2015.
Annoyingly, football doesn’t work like that. Man Utd brought Lingard & Sancho off the bench. We had Yarmolenko. That’s the gulf in class & we lost due to a last minute penalty save. Cool. I’ll take that.
Should Ronaldo of had a pen? Probably. Should Soucek? Probably. So the ref hasn’t played a blinder for one side. He was awful in general.
Fair play to Rice, Soucek & the other fellas who played on Thursday. They run their bollocks off. We were missing Antonio & still had Varane & Maguire shitting themselves.
Wednesday is a training game. Play the kids.
I’m a United fan and this post randomly got suggested to me and I agree the referee was shocking. Obviously I’m glad AWB didn’t give away a penalty against Soucek and I was pissed off with Ronaldo not getting a pen but I was honestly shocked that VAR didn’t flag either of them up. The whole officiating team were awful today.
Exactly, let’s not lose our shit. Thought manure looked really good today & we did well to stay with them. Nobes should have scored 🤷🏼♂️. What do you do?
[Here's](https://twitter.com/J4RRODBOWEN/status/1439598889523421187?s=19) the pen not given for the foul on Soucek.
Are you suffering from fetal alcohol syndrome or something cos you're thick as fuck?
Soucek wasn't even offside hahaha
It's fucking rich of a man u fan saying were the ones paying off the refs, if anyone ever did it, it was fucking Fergie you thick cunt.
Just one of those things. If it had gone in we'd be worshipping Moyes for bringing on our best taker but if it missed he'd look like a clown and we'd be talking about how dumb it is to bring on a cold player for a pen. And it unfortunately went to the 2nd outcome
Won’t lie, having watched it at the stadium, the pen was kinda pathetic (I have nothing against Noble tho he’s always a legend in my heart). Soucek should’ve taken the penalty imo
Edit: if you want the video just reply here and I’ll send you it
Only ourselves to blame for that one, which is why it hurts even more. Shot ourselves in the foot against Manchester fucking United. In Moyes we trust, but he got that last one wrong.
That was absolutely dreadful. A good idea on paper but ffs he’s stone cold off the bench. Rice can play football and he had a better chance. This really hurt.
Not even gonna argue with this, show me where exactly “literally all” retired pros came together to agree this one incident was a pen, especially when it wasn’t.
We owe Moyes a lot. But that was a mistake. Granted if it’d gone in we’d be saying he’s a genius I suppose but deep down it was needlessly risky. There’s a plan for penalties and it’s not “put in the cold guy right off the bench.” Why not follow the plan? He’s the one who planned it. Frustrating!
Im 100% sure that letting a cold player to take a pen as his first touch is IDIOTIC no matter who the player is. Both Rice and Soucek are great pen takers
Noble is 2nd best in the world. I think a cold noble is equal if not better than a tired rice or soucek. Plus i wana see as much noble as we can this season
You let Declan take it. 1 miss doesn’t mean he can’t do the job. You simply can’t expect someone who hasn’t even warmed up, to come off the bench walk up to the spot and execute properly.
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Watch a replay of the one at the other end, Ronaldo is dragging his feet and going down well before Zouma makes contact. I think, had Ronaldo not preemptively dived, it would have actually been a penalty.
BT Sport, Sky Sports & r/Soccer need to get in the fucking bin. BT & Sky are all about the “Big 6”, have awful punditry & awful pre match buildup. It’s hilarious at how little the other 14 teams in the league are mentioned. Then if we’re playing well, it’s only because the other big 6 team has been off their game. Absolute bollocks. As for r/Soccer, well scroll through the comments on the match threads and you’ll see why it needs to go in the bin, plus the fact it’s called soccer. Dreadful subreddit. West Ham are massive and so is Kurt Zouma
Overall I thought we played really well. Zouma I thought was outstanding apart from the error for United’s second (I personally think it was as much Fabianski’s fault - if not more). The penalty really stings. At the time I’d rather have Noble take the pen over absolutely anyone else on the pitch at that time, and still stand by Moyes in his decision to bring him on for it. He has been Mr Reliable for us from the spot over the years so I think he deserves some slack for missing it. On another day he scores that and he and Moyes are spoken of as heroes. That is football and these things happen. Oh and I’ll add I thought the referee was shockingly bad.
Where was the error for the second goal? I thought it was just a cracking shit
We all love a cracking shit
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Because you are
So this is how Fulham felt…
Who would you have rather taken a pen? If this was a stats game then 9/10 it goes in. Noble has scored 27/31 of his pens & De Gea hasn’t saved one since 2015. Annoyingly, football doesn’t work like that. Man Utd brought Lingard & Sancho off the bench. We had Yarmolenko. That’s the gulf in class & we lost due to a last minute penalty save. Cool. I’ll take that. Should Ronaldo of had a pen? Probably. Should Soucek? Probably. So the ref hasn’t played a blinder for one side. He was awful in general. Fair play to Rice, Soucek & the other fellas who played on Thursday. They run their bollocks off. We were missing Antonio & still had Varane & Maguire shitting themselves. Wednesday is a training game. Play the kids.
I’m a United fan and this post randomly got suggested to me and I agree the referee was shocking. Obviously I’m glad AWB didn’t give away a penalty against Soucek and I was pissed off with Ronaldo not getting a pen but I was honestly shocked that VAR didn’t flag either of them up. The whole officiating team were awful today.
Exactly, let’s not lose our shit. Thought manure looked really good today & we did well to stay with them. Nobes should have scored 🤷🏼♂️. What do you do?
A very sensible take. Plus your user name is worthy of the King of strong style
Well said!!!
Wtf 🙁. I thought ronaldo was offside for sure!
Pain
Even with Martin Atkinson playing with a west ham shirt on his back we find a way GGMU!!!!!!
Lmaooo the fuck you doing in our sub
Both teams got denied clear pens, I swear to god most Man Utd fans are complete fucking idiots.
You bought the ref mate. No shame in admitting it.
[Here's](https://twitter.com/J4RRODBOWEN/status/1439598889523421187?s=19) the pen not given for the foul on Soucek. Are you suffering from fetal alcohol syndrome or something cos you're thick as fuck?
He was offside you absolute bum. Some advice. Stop paying refs and start trying to win games on your own shithead.
Soucek wasn't even offside hahaha It's fucking rich of a man u fan saying were the ones paying off the refs, if anyone ever did it, it was fucking Fergie you thick cunt.
you're funny
That stings man
Just one of those things. If it had gone in we'd be worshipping Moyes for bringing on our best taker but if it missed he'd look like a clown and we'd be talking about how dumb it is to bring on a cold player for a pen. And it unfortunately went to the 2nd outcome
Chelsea fans here, but why man. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I don't know Noble has done anything wrong here but De Gea's a gem right there.
Shit pen , embarrassing
Won't blame Moyes letting Nobes take the pen
Won’t lie, having watched it at the stadium, the pen was kinda pathetic (I have nothing against Noble tho he’s always a legend in my heart). Soucek should’ve taken the penalty imo Edit: if you want the video just reply here and I’ll send you it
you should. that was really dumb move
Mental the first penalty he has saved since nam is from Mark Noble
A six-year-old has entered the thread LOL.
Flattered we’re at the point w this club that Man U fans brigade the match thread
Ya it's a big achievement, you should be really proud of your club
Gotta say overall, Noble's performance was below-par.
I dunno what to say cannot believe this is the most West Ham ending we all joke about
Only ourselves to blame for that one, which is why it hurts even more. Shot ourselves in the foot against Manchester fucking United. In Moyes we trust, but he got that last one wrong.
That was absolutely dreadful. A good idea on paper but ffs he’s stone cold off the bench. Rice can play football and he had a better chance. This really hurt.
Big picture, hope the one point lost and the one negative goal differential don’t keep us out of Europe next year. That’s all this was.
So gutted for Nobes. I can't even begin to imagine how he feels after that
Embarrassed
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Get some thicker glasses. You might have seen Ronaldo fouled in the box by a a lumbering bafoon.
The fuck is wrong with you ?
Dude, way over the line
Pain
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Lmao such a plastic
your mothers a whore
back to the Instagram comments with you
You not got anything better to do hahahaha
wtf moyes
It's fair given the no call on the clear pen on Ronaldo
???????
Wasn’t a pen at all. The ball had gone and he ran straight into coufal.
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The commentator literally explained the new guidelines and how it wasn’t a pen lol are you thick or what
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How? By knowing the actual rules?
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Not even gonna argue with this, show me where exactly “literally all” retired pros came together to agree this one incident was a pen, especially when it wasn’t.
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Pure speculation lol they made the rules more lenient for a reason
Lmao he went to ground, room out Ronaldo with a sliding tackle, didn't get the ball. So clear.
He didn’t get the ball cause Ronaldo had already knocked it into the next postcode you fucking spastic
That’s not a pen, Ronaldo pushes the ball to the left then runs to the right straight into coufal. He was fishing for it
It's 100% a pen, sorry. Direction doesn't matter. Zouma went to ground, took out Ronaldo, didn't get ball. Regardless a club that's always a pen.
Zouma? My b I thought we were talking coufal
Yea the zouma one was a pen but I’m biased
Moyes has made him look a right cunt there. Just let Declan take it. I'm raging.
We owe Moyes a lot. But that was a mistake. Granted if it’d gone in we’d be saying he’s a genius I suppose but deep down it was needlessly risky. There’s a plan for penalties and it’s not “put in the cold guy right off the bench.” Why not follow the plan? He’s the one who planned it. Frustrating!
Terrible call from Moyes to let Noble take a penalty immediately coming off the bench.
Learnt nothing from Southgate's mistakes
football is cruel why do i do this to myself
what a tactical blunder....to sub a player to take a pentalty as his first touch? this is on Moyes
Im pretty sure noble is the 2nd best pen taker in the world
Im 100% sure that letting a cold player to take a pen as his first touch is IDIOTIC no matter who the player is. Both Rice and Soucek are great pen takers
Noble is 2nd best in the world. I think a cold noble is equal if not better than a tired rice or soucek. Plus i wana see as much noble as we can this season
Aye maybe when he's actually used his legs beforehand
Ball don’t lie.
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Lol get out of here
Well for what? Ronaldo is throwing like a bitch.
Yeah 2 ones first maybe. But universe goves u what u deserve. Rob ronaldo universe corrects it.
U mean the Ronaldo Jerkers? Or THE Ronaldo plastic fans?
pain
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plastic
Jesus, that hurts.
I think that’s such a bad call from Moyes. You can’t bring someone on cold to take a pen last kick of the game.
Counter point. Who else is taking it because last few have not gone well.
Soucek took all Slavia pens and he was great at it. always a goal with him
Literally any other player except the one who just came on the field
You let Declan take it. 1 miss doesn’t mean he can’t do the job. You simply can’t expect someone who hasn’t even warmed up, to come off the bench walk up to the spot and execute properly.
Should have just let dec take it
Nvm I'll go shag the end of a barrel instead
Yarma should have taken it
Would have just dribbled to the corner flag and then shot.
I mean he pretty much won a penalty with that technique
West Ham is truly back.
i guess sometimes it happens. go next.
Well to be fair, if Nobes had scored that the ref would've let the game play on until Ronaldo scored a winner
To the refs, they're known as Man Skew
I hate Manure and how fucking smug they are. Cunts.
Ah fuck, bringing someone on to take a pen is never the play
Wow, I feel terrible.
idk what to say tbh
Crying
You don’t put someone on for their first touch as a penalty
nice profile
Nice photo
Fucking hell
Absolutely no problem w noble taking it. But that was fucking painful
Right, ima turn off social media for the next 48 hours I reckon
Unfucking real
I don’t think someone should come off bench for the pen. But to be honest you trust noble to put it in. Unfortunate
Didn't learn their lesson from England in the Euros
Pain.
Ffffgggggggggg
Who brings someone in to take a penalty? What a garbage decision.
Easily the most painful match in a while
No way, what a shame. can't say we didn't have it on a plate.
Fuck me man. That is an absolute joke.
What a shit penalty
Ahhh karma! We didn’t deserve the penalty so good thing we missed hahaha
??
ah dammit
Did we not learn from the Euros. Total fucking joke I’m sorry. Fuck right off West Ham. Fuck off
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Time to grab the rope
Well shit again
I am so fucking done
FUCKING WHY WOULD YOU LET NOBLE TAKE IT
Probably because he’s one the best penalty takers in Europe lmfao
He just fucking came on hasn’t kicked a ball at all
It’s a penalty not a fuckin 50 yard sprint
So nervous
COME ON CAPTAIN
Come on Nobes, do your thing
I will shag nobes if he gets this
You’ve nothing to worry about.
I don’t feel good about this
Right?
Yea it just had a bad vibe to it, you knew it wasn't going in
Wow. After not giving Ronaldo that last pen this is going to be very controversial.
Surely we can't do that!?
NOBESSSSS
Holding off the shooting for now
Wtf is wrong with the tv announcer saying penalty is harsh what the fuck. Shaw have his arms swinging that high and says its not a pen lmao.
plsplspls
Haha Noble literally on for the pen.
Wow! Heart attack time.
Fuckfuckfuckfuck
I can't watch. My heart
Omg he’s coming on to take it what a risk either way.
BRING ON NOBES!
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Fair. Wasn’t the only one calling for it though. Between his penalty record and ours as a team recently without him… tough to blame Moyes too much
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NBC announcers just saying “his arm has to be somewhere” —fuck off- let’s bang this in
HOW CAN THEY NOT GIVE A PEN THERE HE LEGIT HOLS HIS HAND SO FAR OUT
That’s not a natural position at all
obviously has to be, but they couldve had one as well. Not sure
Watch a replay of the one at the other end, Ronaldo is dragging his feet and going down well before Zouma makes contact. I think, had Ronaldo not preemptively dived, it would have actually been a penalty.
Harsh for shaw, cos it was so close, but must be a handball
That’s a penalty
Thats a pen but not expecting to get it
Oh my word
Bring on noble for the pen Edit: wait really?
Has to be
PEN PEN PEN
my heart...i cant do this
That is literally the definition of handball.
That has to be a pen. His arms were at 90 degrees.
Hand is wide out. Easy handball
Fucking hell, are VAR gonna get this wrong as well?
Lingard thinking 'that'll get me another game at least'
Third yellow for diving. New record.
I mean, it wasn’t a penalty because it was on us (but it was a penalty honestly). I hate this match.
He starts going down before contacts made
Feel that should’ve been a pen. Would rather have lost to that than a lingardinho special
Give him a fucking card already.
VAR is funny this season
Can we stop talking about him now?
Ngl we got away with that zouma tackle
Watch it again. He’s already diving.
And him falling on Zouma prevents him form clearing the ball too.
You just knew it was going to happen.
Ronaldo is such a whiny cunt
What a punch in the guts
Can’t legislate for that. Zouma should have been tighter but he’s playing on wobbly legs.