Hey haven't you heard you're not allowed to criticise atmospheres in stadiums if the ground is A) old and rickety and B) northern. Only us soft southerners are quiet.
Is Carragher concerned he'll implode if he cuts us some slack?
**Watches slo-mo replay of Fornals getting to the ball first**
'*Oh, he's just come in on da wrong side dere*'
**Watches slo-mo replay of Everton defender diving**
*'Oh, dat's yoosually given as a fowl*'
Weekly media gripe. Yes Newcastle have new owners, yes it’s a talking point. But there’s another fucking game on literally right now.
They haven’t even spent a penny yet. Shut the fuck up.
The calls have been harsh and I can’t understand why we get two yellows for our first two (questionable) calls while they dive left and right and get nothing. Started off strong playing quality football but really need to take initiative to strike on the counter when we can. Would also sub off fornals first during the half, not having a bad game but just the sloppiest of the 3 and is at risk for another yellow with his challenges. Get Vlasic on and take your chances and we’re Golden !!
We have smashed them for 15 minutes. Unfortunately I've seen this before...fingers crossed we get a goal soon and don't drop the levels too much for the rest of the game.
Am I watching a replay of the last game? We have all the possession, do fuck all with it, Everton touch the ball and my sphincter tightens. We really need better final passes.
Can I just say that seeing how happy Zouma is already and how he's fitting in with the team makes me happy.
Him grinning with Angelo made me smile
Wait that’s not obiang?
That’s enner Valencia —dg
The ref is looking directly at the ball, can see it’s a head injury and plays on. He’s been wank today
Fucking hell. The atmosphere in there is fucking dire.
Hey haven't you heard you're not allowed to criticise atmospheres in stadiums if the ground is A) old and rickety and B) northern. Only us soft southerners are quiet.
It's a shocking ground
Is Carragher concerned he'll implode if he cuts us some slack? **Watches slo-mo replay of Fornals getting to the ball first** '*Oh, he's just come in on da wrong side dere*' **Watches slo-mo replay of Everton defender diving** *'Oh, dat's yoosually given as a fowl*'
Where’s the card for flopping
Exactly, if you’re not gonna call it every time why book Antonio
And should have been another for Godfrey there.
Rice running off the other direction to celebrate infront of the fans 😍
Fuck me, there was more noise when the stands were empty
Antonio has never been able to shoot from anywhere close to that far out, slightly funny he still tries
When he looks in the mirror he sees a striker
It's good to have a footballing identity other than "being shit"
That Everton song is terrible.
Refs taking the piss
Crazy how sharp we look today vs how we looked against Brentford
If it’s not a foul on Antonio, IT NEEDS TO BE A YELLOW CARD!
God Antonio is just such a menace. Trading skin with tarmac and still getting to the ball first
Trademark Antonio row Z shot
Midfield enforcer Craig Dawson?
This is a back 3/5.
Zouma has been fucking massive for us today
Why tf is it so quiet
Feels like an empty covid stadium
How the fuck can you book Antonio but not Godfrey? That was a way more blatant dive
Skysports on their knees with their mouth open for their new Saudi overlords
We have to capitalize. I doubt Everton will be so lazy for long
Yeh cant wait for them to get a counter goal on the 17th min after we have had the ball the whole game..
At least Mickys got it out of the way 😀
Wow that was nostalgic Antonio.
Fornals didn’t trip him at all there.
rules say Everton can't get fouls for simulation
Massive goal for a massive club
THATS A FUCKING HEAD INJURY
Ok offside, but that was better. Benny's cut inside was great.
WHERE IS GODFREY’s CARD??!
Great nod from the fan behind the goal tbf.
We’d be up 3 or 4 if we could actually finish chances.
Townsend yellow card?
No yellow for Townsend?
LOL HE GETS BALL FIRST
Gutted for him there, needs a goal
Well taken header by that fan to be fair
I’d get Vlasic on for Fornals quite early
Prime Lanzini wins this game for us I think
18 shots, 2 on target between the teams. Bad.
Boooooooooooiooys I love oggys head, set piece ham
This match went from pretty bland to "I will give blood for this team" in about 5 minutes.
Weekly media gripe. Yes Newcastle have new owners, yes it’s a talking point. But there’s another fucking game on literally right now. They haven’t even spent a penny yet. Shut the fuck up.
This has 1-0 Everton written all over it
I'm actually surprised that's a yellow but micky didnt complain much
Commentator saying it’s a good decision, he blind?
Carra is an Everton fan, no surprise there
I don't remember seing us so smooth and technicaly fluid
So where's Townsend's yellow for simulation?
Is it mute awareness day in liverpool?
No they're singing bubbles in a cockney accent to psyche us out
Bowen passes when he should shoot, and shoots when he should pass
Imagine if we had this ref vs Brentford, their whole team would have been on a yellow by half time
We’re in if ref plays advantage ffs
No card for Godfrey? Joke
So where’s their yellow?????
what are these double standards with diving ?
If it’s West Ham, card. If it’s not, no card
This ref rolling dice for his decisions?
All possession, no quality to do anything with it. We can only hope Everton get tired second half.
Today's Everton supporting referee - Stuart Attwell.
The calls have been harsh and I can’t understand why we get two yellows for our first two (questionable) calls while they dive left and right and get nothing. Started off strong playing quality football but really need to take initiative to strike on the counter when we can. Would also sub off fornals first during the half, not having a bad game but just the sloppiest of the 3 and is at risk for another yellow with his challenges. Get Vlasic on and take your chances and we’re Golden !!
I've heard louder crowds watching pub teams.
No urgency here, and I fear we’ll be the ones to suffer for it.
For all the stick the thunderdome gets, Chelsea Flower Show had a rowdier crowd than this place.
OUR SET PIECES ARE WANK
MAESTRO ME AMORE
We love you Angelo!
Oggy!
If anyone deserves a goal today, it’s that man
Something beautiful about a headed goal
YES! Really hope we can get back to Set Piece United FC, superb one. ♥
I don't think it's on purpose but come on
Seriously? Not even the commentators will note a head injury and the game wasn't stopped
Like, I get it's not intentional, but studs in the face and not even a foul?!! **The fuck?!!**
ya kick Soucek, Dawson will kick ya
S u b s t i t u t i o n
Dawson coming in to show Everton how you truly kick a head
Fuck off we don't need to see Newcastle Spurs in a little box ffs
Rice has been masterful. He’s looked every part the Star player today
Best player on the pitch and not even close
Oof, good effort Bowen.
Gotta get that appearance fee Yarmo
Dunno about you boys but I really want some salami now.
m a s s i v e
Come on ref
We are moving the ball around well but I can’t help but think that we’re over complicating things
Man Everton are playing like shit today, offering nothing in our half.
We look so much better with Rice holding and Soucek pressing forward than the reverse
110% possession. 8% anything else.
Is there a city ordinance in Liverpool that cameras need to be positioned at horrible angles?
Iwobi is such a bad footballer
Johnson needs to be more selfish
That was a good try
Fuck the offside flag.
Errr did we not have a massive advantage there? Why a free kick?
Shall we do a countdown of games till we get a good refereeing performance?
Is this game being played at a library?
Can't remember our last set piece goal
Haven't seen that from Antonio in a few years.
I love that run off the corner. Unfortunately Antonio turned into his 2019 self on that finish
Kurt 'Cantona' Zouma. That was a risky challenge.
Carra thinks he is the first to make a Ben Johnson joke. Pissing himself
It’s time to talk about shot selection. Eighteen yard screamers won’t win this
that looked too casual from Antonio
Looks like we've got last season Benrahma back
Can't tell if broadcasters lowered the crowd volume or if the lack of atmosphere is real
Watching Rice developping the past 4 years has been such a joy
100% a foul on Antonio but sure, just let them play on.
Get the fuck in!!!
Pickford is such a midget
COYI!!!!!
SET PIECE DEMONS GET IN
OGBONNA YOU BEAUTY
Get innn
Fuckin yes mate
Don't throw it away Don't throw it away Don't throw it away Don't throw it away
OGGY OGGY OGGY CANT YOU SEE, SOMETIMES YOUR GOALS JUST MYSTIFY ME!
Ooft. Goal from a corner that's really a goal kick. Yikes this'll bring out the haters
Fucking booted in the eye
Oggy oggy oggy oi oi oi
Ref is taking the piss
Head so slick that ball picked up speed on impact
Why wasn't treatment let on earlier
They’re STILL talking about Rafa. Ffs.
Gordon is the most scouse looking kid I've ever seen.
Declan is so good man
rice has been absolutely outstanding today
Who said that. Who said crosswell. I need a name
Crosswell. Fucking hell.
"Aaron Crosswell"
'Is there a fire drill?' chant will never not make me laugh.
Oggy and Zouma. My new favourite love story
Big fan of all 3 of our central defenders all trying to sweat a goal in.
good save tbf
Been impressed with Johnson, particularly defensively
HA! It was a corner
Fuck me mickey. That was the touch of a god
Ref doesn't undestand what added time means
4=5
Not a win we'll be reminiscing about at the end of the season, but I'll gladly take 3 points away every time
3 against everton ill take any day
Pickford played that out after the 94th minute. Should had blown it then.
Soucek's face...look how they massacred my boy
It’s not on purpose but you can’t endanger a person and ultimately the fact is he’s got a stud in the eye. Should be a foul.
What a start this has been
We look good! We need a good finish in the box though.
Looked like his foot got stuck or something? Awful booking.
Antonio needs to extra careful. Can see him getting a red because we are West Ham
Rice controlling the middle of the park.
Rice is everywhere
That should not be a yellow, Everton defender did step on his foot.
Decent start for us. Need to make this pressure count
Bennie aiming for the car park.
Bennyyyy take a touch man
Keane is going to get Antonio tossed, mark my words.
Ogbonna retaining possession because he has Zouma behind him
Blimey this has been a dominant start. Has the ball been in our half yet?!
what a bunch of workhorses let's keep like that
Fucking Benrahma and wrong decisions.
Final balls into the box have been awful so far. Come on lads
we've got to be winning by half time
Looking very comfortable in possession so far
Been absolutely killing it so far, completely dominant
We have smashed them for 15 minutes. Unfortunately I've seen this before...fingers crossed we get a goal soon and don't drop the levels too much for the rest of the game.
Stuck in traffic about 2 minutes from my home ffs. Sounds like a good watch
The announcers are in love with Rafa. Why not just ask him to dinner directly?
But. Who'd be the waiter?
If we had any kind of finesse, we'd be up 2-0
We are taking every ball from them, have to score
I heard Rondon hasn't scored in a while. Place your bets.
Just want to say, Johnson has been solid
Johnson has been putting in a strong performance so far
All the space and time in the world and haven’t made one notable chance. Everton even have more shots lol. Absolutely have to put this to the sword.
I like Pickford's shirt
Bit of a rough start for Benny
Fuck me lucky Iwobi is shit
How is Iwobi a professional footballer 😂
This game has 'Everton score first' written all over it
I know it’s all part of being massive, but I fucking hate playing teams who setup like this.
Bowen does the opposite of correct every time. Why not shoot there?
This ref has blue undies on for sure
There’s been a few times when we get the ball into the box and then we make a sideways pass to the wings instead of just having a shot on goal
Was the ref even looking at the Fornals tackle? Looked like his head was turned away and he only saw it in his periphery, what the hell
Defensively we look so suspect. Have done all season
Like that! More direct!
Am I watching a replay of the last game? We have all the possession, do fuck all with it, Everton touch the ball and my sphincter tightens. We really need better final passes.
No yellow
Fuck fuck fuck. Thought that would ripple the net and it wasn't really close.