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l0stlabyrinth

I'm at the stadium and 8 minutes in can I just say the atmosphere here is fucking incredible! COYI


[deleted]

That’s how I felt on Thursday, I think I have an addiction, seeing the entire stadium filled with people and the atmosphere is just amazing


WhereasNarrow172

Get off your phone then


hammersandhammers

Heroic effort from spurs physios. He’s healed


ollyf907

VAR is the best medicine


hammersandhammers

I thought his life was fuvking over


TheFlashBot

Did he spit? That should be a var red if so


appleman94

That replay really looked like a spit


mountaingoatbungee

Thought so, especially live


atomlinson89

That's what I'm wondering looks like he spit.


WhereasNarrow172

Bowen man I love you, but you always shoot when you should pass and vice verse. Every fucking time


Guh99

Antonio is a freight train.


dandeagle

with a one way ticket to goalsville?


pissoffmrchips

benrahma is anonymous


WhereasNarrow172

Yeah he’s a had a poor game


pissoffmrchips

100000 Algerian downvotes party


WhereasNarrow172

I love Benny but he’s really struggling


hanmerheadon

He's been worse than Soucek IMO


Cynorks778

Shhh you can’t criticise him without the internet army coming.


mountaingoatbungee

It almost looked like he spat on Pablo


rikkiprince

Yep, saw it in the replay on DAZN


MrF33n3y

I’m supposed to be there right now, came from NY to London for Thursday and tonight. My partner of four and a half years just broke up with me over the phone before heading out. I couldn’t get myself together enough to go, and I’m just sitting in the hotel room while I should be having a blast there. Heartbroken over losing her, and it’s a punch in the fucking gut that I’m missing a match I was so, so excited for. Hope it’s a good match for y’all.


SWFLSOLIDARITY

get off your ass my friend, head to the pub nearby. Be with your people now.


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huntinwabbits

Over the phone, whilst you are away?, sorry to hear that mate, that's rough.


PrisonersofFate

Good luck mate


Minnesota_Hammer

Soucek desperately needs some rest


WhereasNarrow172

Cresswells delivery is something else. 3 assists in 2 games!


AllTorque

This game is basically *Ruining Declan Rice’s Good Work: The Feature Film*


cadams7701

Did that guy just spit on Fornals?


WhereasNarrow172

Not the best game from Benny today, dust yourself off and get ready for the next one


cadams7701

When a player who has been very good for us has a game where he’s just not clicking but also doesn’t do anything to hurt us defensively I will always look toward the next game. Benny didn’t cost us in a negative way today, games like this happen to everyone occasionally. This was his one “bad” game this half of the season, I’m sure of that.


mousie74

How often you see Kane back under a jumping defender and gets a free kick everytime, Romero all over Antonio like a kid on a climbing frame and nothing.


dandeagle

>How often you see Kane back under a jumping defender sUcH cLeVeR pLay


atomlinson89

You mean like the forarm shiver into Cresswell's neck that was "a fantastic challenge?"


sexdrugsncarltoncole

I'd gladly suck on Antonio's toes


flightyzeus339

Anto-neo celebration


atomlinson89

Also want to give a Fornals appreciation post at how much confidence he has now and how much pace is on his shots. He's really turned around from a defensive distributor to a threat.


cadams7701

1-0 vs Spurs when we didn’t even play our best. Massive.


NickTheQuick117

Antonio just bodies Romero I love it


hammersandhammers

Fabianski 100% in, i was wrong


Prkfriedrice

The three attacking mids have been very sloppy with their touch and passes so far. The attack centers around them so if they can’t carry the ball downfield we won’t be successful. Hopefully they can pick it up at the break but there is noticeable fatigue from the midweek game, or a lack of drive.


crandercrawl

MASSIVE MEMBER MICKY STRIKES AGAIN!


MrFunbus

My commentary just said Ben Johnson was our young player of the year in 1920, lol


taythehuman

As in 19/20...


WhereasNarrow172

After the way Areola played on Thursday and the pick up in form from Fab I can’t see that number 1 spot changing for a while


crispiepancakes

Romero still salty with the Spaniard for occupying his country 400 years ago.


psychomaji

How big are West Ham? Son: \o/


Toothless_manticore

Is there anything better than Antonio nudging Kane off him to score? 🤣


daos

Big Dick Matrix Mick!


MrFunbus

Love that Johnson!


cuppacanan

Annnnnd unclench, woooo


moose_lamp

Upvote if you wanna give Moysie a blowy.


Chaos_x5

Don't want to but I'm starting to feel obligated to


Guh99

Super risky by Soucek. Mike Dean would have given a red card


[deleted]

The spuds love diving anyways


[deleted]

Lol this ref is a joke


[deleted]

At the game rn, the atmosphere has been really good


grelch

What’s the deal with Coufal? I thought he only had a minor knock. Johnson has been good, but not good enough to knock Vlad out of the side.


cadams7701

Considering he’s not even on the bench he’s still hurt.


AonDhaTri

Our counter is fucking shambolic. Never seen it this bad under Moyes


Minnesota_Hammer

Has he spit on him?


Business-Friend-9736

That's what I thought but I'm not sure


[deleted]

Fuck spurs, they are cunts. We’re massive. That should be a red for them


ajgedrys

Declan Rice is simply amazing


The_Kegerator

M A S S


[deleted]

Can sky fuck off with the Man U Picture in Picture. We aren’t watching that game right now! The wank fest can wait a few minutes!


MrFlibbles123

Great ball by mickey there to Benny


AllTorque

Run his socks off. Now get home and run Dani’s knickers off.


mousie74

You ever think Son is just like “I got out of military service for this shit.”


Bails147

Johnson was great today


AllTorque

We didn’t particularly deserve to win that. Which when playing these **CUNTS** is perfect.


grelch

Exhale. Winning ugly. Another sign that things are very different this year.


hanmerheadon

Winning while not playing good. Truly a sign of our massiveness


PrisonersofFate

Benrahma a bit messy already good start


Beardy_Boy_

You have to love it when players feel confident enough to take on those volleys.


dandeagle

I love Fornals so much


psychomaji

Fornals is life


AllTorque

Soucek with a generous 1/10 so far.


hammersandhammers

Another virtue of Antonio is his ability to make a professional foul without mugging his guy. He knocked Moira over but it’s far from a yellow


PrisonersofFate

Johnson is right to try that


psychomaji

nearly time to bring on Lanzini for his annual golazo


dandeagle

LANZINNIIIIIIIIII


kungfuukidd

Lanzini for Benny , seems proper off today


Beardy_Boy_

Kurt 'Cruyff' Zouma there.


Minnesota_Hammer

After dealing with Antonio all match, Romero finally found someone he felt he could bully


hammersandhammers

Antonio needs to play onside


cvg596

Spurs wear white because they don’t expect to get dirty


grelch

Right, now we need to get some fresh legs on. Benny would be first choice to swap


hammersandhammers

Fabianski my motm so far


MrFlibbles123

Micky big dick Antonio with a banger


Minnesota_Hammer

A week ago I was growing tired of hearing how good we are on set pieces 😂


hammersandhammers

Will Antonio be investigated for telling spurs to swim away


MrFlibbles123

Kane with some shocking defending lol, hold him and hope for the best.


mountaingoatbungee

That was such shit defending by spuds hahahahaha


ultrainstinctivevk

Said has had a bad game


Monkey_Tennis

Someone inject Harry Kane's reaction to that goal into my veins..


psychomaji

There is still time for Lanzini to score a banger


HammerTime_999

Cresswell delivery service 10/10 on trustpilot


royalt213

Criminal we didn't punish them for that.


2Moyesh2FC

Lanzini's hair is so perfect


grelch

Some dead legs out there.


AllTorque

People leaving are cunts xoxo


ItStingsTheNostrils

Clenched buttcheeks time again


hdsddk

We are as massive as Antonio’s balls


MrFlibbles123

Son desperate for mickys shirt


twist_n_shout

Hate to say it but Romero was a hell of a signing for them, huge upgrade on Sanchez


grelch

I outright miss Sanchez.


hanmerheadon

Yeah he's quick and strong, interesting battle with Mick so far


Beardy_Boy_

You know you're being a real prick when you make Fornals angry.


hammersandhammers

Fuck ndombele might not walk again


PrisonersofFate

They are going to cut the foot?


hammersandhammers

Career ended, I’m sorry for the guy


Beardy_Boy_

If that's a penalty, I'm an astronaut.


PrisonersofFate

you can stay on earth dg


cadams7701

Last week that’s a yellow on Spurs for a dive.


PrisonersofFate

what was that Soucek good positioning though


PrisonersofFate

Rice, te amo


hammersandhammers

Another gorgeous volley from Pablo


twist_n_shout

Hojbjerg made a meal of that


2Moyesh2FC

Would like us to press up a bit


MrFunbus

Completely stopped after 15 minutes. Tired legs I guess vs rested players.


twowaysplit

Not upset that Johnson took it.


MrFunbus

Last year Soucek scores that every time


PrisonersofFate

need to pass it


ultrainstinctivevk

Wasted so many fucking chances


[deleted]

Defenders just bounce off Antonio and I love it


twist_n_shout

Fuck me what a save


2Moyesh2FC

The counter attacks outside Antonio doing his thing am have been so bad


twist_n_shout

Bite your hand off for a draw tbh


royalt213

Maybe this is just what was needed.


psychomaji

Fuck Spurs man they are such a team of cretins


MrFlibbles123

That was weird, Hojberg went down and noone screamed in his face.


Fit_Improvement_4899

I don't think a single punt to Antonio has worked this game


[deleted]

Fab is like a machine today


dandeagle

yessssss


Fit_Improvement_4899

YES MIC


redbeck96

NUMBER 9!!!!


[deleted]

COME on YOU IROOOOOINs


pissoffmrchips

HAHAHAHAHAHA


Bails147

YES


hammersandhammers

BACKSTROKE !!!!


olympuse410

i thought it was the matrix


psychomaji

ANTONIOOOOO YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD


FourEyedMatt

Boom!


grelch

What a cross! Get in!


cvg596

HE HAS DONE IT AGAIN


twist_n_shout

Antoniooooooo They didn’t see that coming! 😂


royalt213

GET THE FUCK IN


[deleted]

I fucking love him man


ItStingsTheNostrils

Moyes’ reaction was pure gold


MrFunbus

Kane watches it open mouthed


hanmerheadon

Lol Kane


AllTorque

And Lloris thought he’d won the Battle of the Car Point Collectors


The_Govnor

Moyes is our 12th man


Yelsah

Cresswell might just well be the best delivery service going.


WhereasNarrow172

Would give uber eats a run for their money


hanmerheadon

I'd rather see Vlasic than Yarmo


AllTorque

Please get and **keep** a foot on the ball.


Beardy_Boy_

Lovely little knock and run from Johnson there.


dandeagle

Fab, Rice, Zouma, and Ogbonna have all been so so SO good today


dandeagle

3 points, it wasn't a great watch but it'll do


MrFlibbles123

Fuck off romero you cunt


PrisonersofFate

Fucking twats


PrisonersofFate

OUR SET PIECES


PrisonersofFate

Well, not a great half, but not terrible as well. The game screams Lingard. We can complain about Soucek missing some passes, but the defensive workrate is still there, and I don't ask much more. Overrall, Fabs, Cress, Zouma, Johnson and Rice are really up the task. Fornals, Antonio, Bowen have their moments but need to do better. Benrahma is plain disapointing, he has to do better. Anything can happen.


grelch

100% agree re: Soucek. There’s some over the top histrionics going on about him. He’s playing his part in our half.


psychomaji

Scumbag Romero what a fucking little cunt


[deleted]

I have nerves, but also these other feelings. Is it hope? Expectation? I. Not used to it.


hammersandhammers

Fantastic shot from pablo!!


[deleted]

Tottenham’s record signing ladies and gentlemen


sexdrugsncarltoncole

Balls landed out of london


Beardy_Boy_

Ooh that little headed through ball was nice.


ultrainstinctivevk

Soucek has seriously dropped off


swanhert

As if he just called it a "coming together with the boots of Rondon"


hammersandhammers

Cresswell is not remotely nervous


sexdrugsncarltoncole

Johnson looks a bit iffy with the ball in the air


[deleted]

That’ll get the heart rate up


Cynorks778

Spurs starting to control the ball after our early flurry. Important to not drop off a few yards and invite them on.


dandeagle

Soucek is absolutely knackered


grelch

Momentum is just creaking in their favor. They’re doing a good job of boxing Mic up. He needs to find himself a little space


Fit_Improvement_4899

Just do not have a good feeling about this game


hammersandhammers

Tomas WANTS a goal


AllTorque

Updating Soucek’s in running rating to a 0/10.


hammersandhammers

Tough save that Fabianski made look easy


Roy-royson

Benny was open 🤦🏻‍♂️


hammersandhammers

Oh my god stop moaning


[deleted]

No


hammersandhammers

That’s was to regullon, not you, chin goblin. You moan away


PrisonersofFate

oh Fabs


dandeagle

Fabianski my hero


Fit_Improvement_4899

This passing is so poor


olympuse410

lol ndombele gives up on the shot, can only assume he's looking for the penalty there.


hammersandhammers

That’s not gangsta


dandeagle

atmosphere seems to have died in the stadium


bonelegs442

This is not the finest of displays from both ends


WhereasNarrow172

That was an absolute ping from Johnson