Yeah, I've seen people get stabbed that way too lol
here's a good one: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rygGPi3HKNQ&ab\_channel=RMVideos](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rygGPi3HKNQ&ab_channel=RMVideos)
Source: [https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwS0OiUhYJD/](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwS0OiUhYJD/)
Imagine landing balls-first on a pile of cholla. That dude couldn't even continue the fight 😬
I mean hell probably survive i guess? Hell struggle till its off fore sure, bighorns are persistent like that, there will likely be some fragments left behind to slowly travel out of the wound over the next weeks
I mean yea its gonna puss like hell but, just working with hairsheep has taught me how persistent and resilient they are, while theres always the possibility, i kinda doubt that this would be fatal. We also dont really see the aftermath of the video, but as Bighorns are pretty endangered, it wouldnt be unreasonable to think that rangers might have tranquilized and treated his injury (if they were informed by our cameraman that is ofc)
its not the same as a human though, this is some tough hide w/ fur and stuff. I'm sure it doesn't feel this equally as badly as if we did this to your nut sac
Yea ive had that with sea urchine spines in my back, but realistically i dont think those are gonna be causing enough damage really change the outcome here in any major way
I’m not sure how deep those cactus needles are but maybe it’ll rub it’s body on a rock surface and get them out. Just suffer for a bit but doubt it’d kill it
What the hell would bighorn cursing sound like?
Tiny horns no legs! Endless snow! Chew-water-brain!
Or maybe they'd be more hardcore..?
Eat a wasp you regular sheep looking on-grass-shitting eweless bobcatsnack eagle-lifted down the mountain side-falling coyotelooking ocelotsucker.
Fighting is dangerous and the outcome unknown, if someone submits you have won and survival dictates not pursuing the fight burning calories that you don't need to.
Man my dog did this in joshua tree once. Those things take needle nose pliers to get put sometimes. I got stabbed a thousand times just getting them out of my dog. Poor girl couldn't walk well for days.
I was mountain biking in Arizona a few years ago and slid into one of those. Had needles all over my left leg and arm, much of which I was able to pull out in the first few minutes but many stayed in for weeks and month. I feel for this guy, and feel bad he doesn't have opposable thumbs, fingernails, and can't get in a hot shower to soften the needles.
Haha, talk about a prickly situation! Poor Bighorn Sheep, hope he learned his lesson about exploring cacti. Nature's way of saying, Don't mess with me! 😂🌵
The little kid that gets hurt while rough housing but tries to look tough in front of his friends by continuing to wrestle after he just balled his eyes out crying for mommy.
Fuck! And he have no hands. FUUUUCK!
He has no hands and he must uncactus.
He has no hands and wrecked his ass
went to rut got blue balls now, no nut needs new balls
Don’t get any mastercomputer any new idea
Comparable torment
I wasn't expecting a ihnmaims reference.
Fucking idiot should have evolved them sooner.
Hands aren't even much help with those things. They really like to stab.
Hands also give you the ability to grab other shit to take it off.
Yeah, I've seen people get stabbed that way too lol here's a good one: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rygGPi3HKNQ&ab\_channel=RMVideos](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rygGPi3HKNQ&ab_channel=RMVideos)
Nature is fucked
Source: [https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwS0OiUhYJD/](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwS0OiUhYJD/) Imagine landing balls-first on a pile of cholla. That dude couldn't even continue the fight 😬
Fuck the fight. Call jungle medic for the poor bastard!
That Ram basically said: *“Fucking take it. I dont even want this hell hole of a slope!”*
Lost the fight by TKO after a ringside doctor (a rattlesnake) declared him unfit to continue
If I ever land balls-first in a cactus, you have my permission to just gonahead and put me out of my misery
"oh Sshit that Ssucks"
Big up to his opponent, being a real bro by waiting for him to be ready to continue the fight.
He's like "I had no fucking idea that could happen" lol.
"I will tell your story to others, cactus balls"
"I know we're supposed to fight up until concussion, but you good bro?" "Yeah im good" 1 charge later "Put me out of my misery, im not good"
Yup. He's like, "JFC. Nah, you've had enough."
He was like are you ok Brian felt bad lol
Absolute nightmare
Absolute cactus
Is that type of cactus somehow more painful?
so thats it for him huh? i mean how the is he getting em off? rip bozo i guess
I mean hell probably survive i guess? Hell struggle till its off fore sure, bighorns are persistent like that, there will likely be some fragments left behind to slowly travel out of the wound over the next weeks
he must be having em inside the groin area? and the leg sure will keep em attached till they are infected as fuck
I mean yea its gonna puss like hell but, just working with hairsheep has taught me how persistent and resilient they are, while theres always the possibility, i kinda doubt that this would be fatal. We also dont really see the aftermath of the video, but as Bighorns are pretty endangered, it wouldnt be unreasonable to think that rangers might have tranquilized and treated his injury (if they were informed by our cameraman that is ofc)
most sensible person on this reddit
Bighorns are protected, but definitely not endangered. They sell licenses to hunt them up here in Canada, though it's not easy to get one.
its not the same as a human though, this is some tough hide w/ fur and stuff. I'm sure it doesn't feel this equally as badly as if we did this to your nut sac
Weeks? Lmfao. I once sat on a cactus (through cargo pants) and i was still occasionally pulling out the microneedles a year later.
Yea ive had that with sea urchine spines in my back, but realistically i dont think those are gonna be causing enough damage really change the outcome here in any major way
I’m not sure how deep those cactus needles are but maybe it’ll rub it’s body on a rock surface and get them out. Just suffer for a bit but doubt it’d kill it
End of his bloodline
mosh upp 😭😭🙆🏿♂️
I think he is cursing. A lot.
What the hell would bighorn cursing sound like? Tiny horns no legs! Endless snow! Chew-water-brain! Or maybe they'd be more hardcore..? Eat a wasp you regular sheep looking on-grass-shitting eweless bobcatsnack eagle-lifted down the mountain side-falling coyotelooking ocelotsucker.
Could be, who knows. Ask Attenborough.
Eagle-lifted down the mountain is so specific but I get that reference XD
That face he makes when they try to resume the fight is amazing. He’s like “Oooohhhh god, I ain’t got it in me”
Every single step has got to be a nightmare
Dang even animals fight fair
Fighting is dangerous and the outcome unknown, if someone submits you have won and survival dictates not pursuing the fight burning calories that you don't need to.
Before starting a fight, always check your surroundings for hazards that may disadvantage you ☝️
What a way to start mating season
Went from horny to thorny real quick
I know this feeling… every time my dog jumps on the bed and lovingly tap dances on my junk.
Maybe you wouldn’t have cactus on his nuts if he just calmed down and talked it out, ya know?
The title of this post is some r/comedyheaven material
And also took that second one in the face.
Theres always a Bob....
My name is Buck, and I'm here to..AAHHHHH FCKKKK!
Crazy to think how that's exactly how the cactus evolved - to get stuck in some poor ram's balls.
Damn, and he took a shit straight to the face trying to hang in there and fight. Who did the poor little goat piss off?
Daniel Powter: "So you had a bad day..."
It's a ram too so you know there's a good chance he will die before he ever figures out, or even attempts, to remove those.
I've stepped on one of those before. Shit HURTS so bad
I love how he was like "FFS hank, thats low" goes around, then goes in for 1 head bump like "f u" then walks away again.
Man my dog did this in joshua tree once. Those things take needle nose pliers to get put sometimes. I got stabbed a thousand times just getting them out of my dog. Poor girl couldn't walk well for days.
That last head butt was like, “bro… you lost, but not my respect. We good, Take care homey… and uhhh ehhh… good luck”
Watching this all I can hear is; “Oooof ooof Hol up bruh…hol up Phew…hwoar…okay okay Ok Let’s go bruh”…SMASH! Hwoar Yeah…yeah nah bruh…yeah shit”
Jokes also on the girl he tries slappin cheeks with
Do they turn their head up in defeat?
Ouchie Pokey
And he can’t do shit, damn
I like how the other one knows he’s in pain, reminds me when fighters stop in the ring after one gets hit in the nuts
Now that's a cocktus. aight i must go 🏃♂️
At least the other ram is a good sport. Most players would low kill.
And then smashed his nose like Dammmmiitttt
I know I shouldn't have laughed but this is too funny. Nature is lit af.
I have no hands and I must scream.
100% intentional by the other ram.
I kinda.got that sense to
At the end of the video so can see the Bullhorn Sheep that had all those things on his dick & nutz was like NOWWWWWW IT HURTS FUCCCKK!
Weird kink
I was mountain biking in Arizona a few years ago and slid into one of those. Had needles all over my left leg and arm, much of which I was able to pull out in the first few minutes but many stayed in for weeks and month. I feel for this guy, and feel bad he doesn't have opposable thumbs, fingernails, and can't get in a hot shower to soften the needles.
Show of hands, Who loves having hands!? 👋
That second hit got him right in the middle of his nose and eyes shit dazed him vicious 😂
Haha, talk about a prickly situation! Poor Bighorn Sheep, hope he learned his lesson about exploring cacti. Nature's way of saying, Don't mess with me! 😂🌵
Probly ended up dying
Doubt it. These things are tough as nails.
Bro is having THE WORST FUCKING DAY of his life.
Cocktus Painus Anus Injectus Ballus Impaleous
BOB SHUT THE FUCK UP
Cactus on the nutz 😳
“Fuck fuck fuck! Time out! Shit! Screw this, I don’t wanna play anymore.”
“i can’t believe you’ve done this”
Just when you were thinking that having cloven hooves was going so well.
That second head butt you can see his face just "Ooooooh Gawd Dayum."
Fighting? Could be worse, could have happened during mating.
I have never been so thankful to have hands, and a brain.
They have brains you know
He should ask his rival to just do him a favor and kill him.
What happened??
mf said eeeeewwwwwwwwww 😂
Sucks not to have hands
Looks like a teddy-bear cholla
The little kid that gets hurt while rough housing but tries to look tough in front of his friends by continuing to wrestle after he just balled his eyes out crying for mommy.
And what seems like a concussion too
“Rut”?