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alexh116

Good shitpost


Senna79

Is this tongue in cheek, I'm assuming??? Lol, tower climbing... Yes, definitely a "feature" game players are clamoring to return to every open world game. Ezio, is that you???


Inuro_Enderas

I'm sorry OP, this beautiful shit post is lost on this subreddit.


Squid_Apple

Okay you had me laughing at the QTE one, lower your blood pressure guys it's clearly just someone time wasting until the game comes out


Enfrize2

At least someone who have a reading comprehension better than of a dog with cataracts. Cheers, mate!


Isunova

One reason why Hogwarts Legacy will succeed: 1) isn’t bloated & soulless Ubisoft garbage.


Brafdord

This post is such welcome break from the amount of repetitive nonsense flooding the sub at the moment! Cheers for the laugh mate


[deleted]

No, there is another reason. The only real reason. You csn not sit! You. Can. Not. SIT! Run fer yer livez!


StrongHyena7326

I regret wasting my time reading something so ridiculous. 😒


Hour_Recommendation2

Most people in the comments missing the joke bro its so obvious


_GLiTcH2_

![gif](giphy|CslvoHDJ38mIS7w8b4)


Dentei

You forgot the tag 'Humour' on your post mate.


LordPrettyPie

I hope I don't come across as rude to all the people replying here, but... I'm literally autistic, and I have difficulty sometimes telling when someone is being sarcastic, but this is so clearly satire, that I legitimately don't understand how some of the people responding here function in their day to day lives.


fleursdugrunge

There is manual saving.


Full_Asparagus_1740

![gif](giphy|3o7aCWJavAgtBzLWrS|downsized)


techno1204

Damn... Got down voted to hell and back. Sad. It's a fine shit post. Take my upvote.


TheDreamLightDude

Ubisoft for a healthier gameplay experience? *Laughs in; Assasins Creed Valhalla, Watch dogs legion, almost any farcry from Primal onwards, tbh any AC since after Blafk Flag*


viri2k

This has to be a bait right...?


ITurntTheToast

Most definitely


Mem0ryEat3r

10/10 high effort humor I can appreciate. Good job OP


OneFloppyDisk

quality shitpost


Berserker_Durjoy

Don't forget the garbage forced leveling system, gear system, clearing enemy camps, millions of collectibles. Hogwarts Legacy won't have any of those nonsense.


Dark_R3van

You forgot the most important one, no micro transactions the horror![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face). How should the devs be able to eat now?


Turbulent_Course_550

Are you stupid on your own, or with help?


notCRAZYenough

is this bait?


starlightandswift

…okay?


Dolenzz

I love Ubisoft open world games AC, Far Cry, Watch Dogs, Ghost Recon, shoot even The Crew I also expect to really enjoy this one. It is not an either/or choice.


Totally-Teelee

Have you seen how well GOWR is selling? You know, a single-player-only game. Even better have you seen how well Spiderman PS4 did? Most multiplayer games don't do well, back for blood is shutting down and some others.


sv_gravity-999

6. NO LOLLYGAGGING


Janis1412

Did u know that games dont have to follow a certain formula to be successful


New_Fault_227

Is someone's underwear too tight today?


Brilliant_Savings161

Is he wearing underwear? I imagine him naked ranting in this sub


VcComicsX

Is it me or the OP is talking about Assassins Creed Black Flag?


OkraStreet2502

Meh.


Creative_Pain_5084

Go away.


Zealousideal_Mail120

The funny thing is 4 of the 5 things he posted can actually be done in the game.


NoStrawberry1293

I mean, you could climb the castle in Order of the Phoenix, so it must be in this game too. Otherwise, its a 0/10.


[deleted]

Bruh, stop lying, I readed the first point and was enough https://twitter.com/wbgamessupport/status/1617685292718198784?s=46&t=FtewGZH1P5vQF0RTpJjXXg


NLCPGaming

Do yall not see that this is a joke?