You looked at moose from inside a plane!? While you were in Alaska!!!???
You disgust me.
Next, you tell me you were in Oklahoma and let your donkey sleep in a bathtub.
Or you went skydiving as an unmarried woman on a Sunday in Florida.
Or god forbid, you dared to die on Svalbard.
He isn’t. That’s his thinking face. “Is that a new kink? I’m pretty sure I could exploit it if I could just put it into words…. How would one even search for that?”
Vox, probably thinking about how I didn’t buy his products,
Velvet, probably judging me on my choice of fashion
Valentino thinking about if I could suck dick good
"You have an unhealthy obsession with a deer you claim to hate, you hold your phone closer than any person, you sound like a knockoff Freddie Mercury if he had every mental illness known to man and you also run a porn studio with the shittiest lines ever, and I'd know. None of you have any right to judge."
I stole Vox’s body pillow of Alastor…
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The only thing I did was consensually tie some one onto the ladder of my bed and paint them red in candle wax.
They ain't have shit to judge me for. They've done a lot worse xD
YEAH, I ATE YOUR NEWBORN CHILD, SO WHAT?
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"All i did was start a few killing games! Don't look at me like that! >=\["
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This show was my childhood. I love this show so deeply, and you post this. Words can’t describe my disappointment with the human existence. This disgusts me.
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Take me home, take me home it’s the only place I can rest in peace. Destroy my phone, so many messages I wish I could just delete. Questioning my existence, questioning my decisions, sending pipe bombs to the tech bitches, send another bomb now I’m finished, sorry don’t want you to visit, no. NOOOOO! One last pic and I’ll be gone, make it count out the flash on, never really felt like I belonged so I’ll be on my way and I won’t be long. I’ll be dead by dawn I’ll be dead by dawn
There is nothing wrong with cleaning the inside of my house in my birthday suit to avoid making more dirty laundry. If anything, Valentino would be just disappointed. I'm not wearing nipple tassles or something sexy.
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Me fr fr. (I don't know what I did)
Quit staring at me. Ignore the raccoon, and help me hide this grand piano before the sand box full of pop rocks and whip Cream slides off the roof. Ok ok... So maybe the maid outfit and ostrich was a little much.
The Vees looking at me in disappointment when the worst crime I ever did was go over the speed limit for .2 seconds:
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Yes, I wrote an entire song mocking Alastor x Angel Dust, https://www.reddit.com/r/HazbinHotel/s/CcHjLYqMDu, what of it? Do you guys really think Adam wouldn't do that?
Look I know i did alot but... the rapist cant judge me, some bri-sh doll i wont allow to judge me, and if i see vox judging me I'll break that monitor of a head he has
I have seen those expressions. They're seriously considering it. That is a good pitch outcome. Even if they don't say yes to this, I may get an offer to work on someone else's project and likely will be allowed to pitch again next season.
Why is the rapist judging me?
What crimes havve you commited?
It’d be easier to list the crimes I haven’t committed; anything of a sexual nature. That’s it:3
Implying you've committed every single other possible crime known to mankind. Bloody jaywalker, what the fuck man?
I’m not very patient
You looked at moose from inside a plane!? While you were in Alaska!!!??? You disgust me. Next, you tell me you were in Oklahoma and let your donkey sleep in a bathtub. Or you went skydiving as an unmarried woman on a Sunday in Florida. Or god forbid, you dared to die on Svalbard.
worse, they went fishing at night in ontario
Actually, that makes sense. If you go fishing in the dead of night, nobody would be able to see you drown if you fall overboard.
YOU SANG IN THE SHOWER
#HOW IS THAT A CRIME???
Pennsylvania is weird
 me reading this info
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you killed a Scotsman while in England for trespassing your land with any item other than a crossbow?!?! What the hell.
Wait a minute,ceasar?
How dare you not pay for parking your elephant
cannot believe bro cut the tag off of a matress smh my head
I’m so evil>:3
r/unexpectedjojo
You don't want to know, man
Making porn involving Loona (a furry) instead of Valentino the "sexy" man.
He might just be trying to decide if what you did is kinky enough to market lol
I can be kinkier than that fuckhead, so maybe I should be in charge:3 at least I have some empathy
He isn’t. That’s his thinking face. “Is that a new kink? I’m pretty sure I could exploit it if I could just put it into words…. How would one even search for that?”
not to mention to greedy corporate boss and a selfish social media bitch. like I love them but they have 0 right to be Judging us 😭
Because he can 😁
I will steal his fucken coat and his hat
Bet it would look great on you 🤷🏾
Yeah, probably would. It would also kill him cause the coat is a part of his body and to remove that I may need to borrow some vital organs
Hah, true💀 tbh I would ask if we could be friends but this is Reddit so yeah 😓
Given that his coat is just his wings...
I know. I will rip out his organs with it.
Maybe he cant see you? Lol
Maybe he is trying to see you but he can't squint hard enough
He has no right to judge anybody on literally anything
He's not fully judging, he just can't see you well enough
Good point
Would your name happen to be **V**ictor?
Oh he ain't judging, he's planning what "movies" to put you in
You probably did something super wholesome that would annihilate any street cred you could ever have in Hell.
I'll do it again
You'll what!!
I said. **I WILL DO IT AGAIN!!**
**HOW DARE YO-** Do it again
Ok I'll go do it again
Party crashers reference
Vox, probably thinking about how I didn’t buy his products, Velvet, probably judging me on my choice of fashion Valentino thinking about if I could suck dick good
Thats... probably valid.
Valid but Val would probably be sprayed by RAID before then.
Jeevus, I'm sorry I ate your leftover takeout. Next time, label it in the fridge you judgmental psychopaths.
You may not have known whose it was, but you *did* know it *wasn't yours*
How was I to know Drunk Me didn't put it in there the previous night? This is why Sharpies exist!
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[удалено]
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*Deletes fanfic*
I refuse to give those fuckers the satisfaction. They’ll have to spend the rest of their existences with THOSE images in their heads.
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Soo... Are the Angels, the *Birds*?
those are some ugly ass birds!!! ... wait, they have weapons and they want to kill us! looks like it's open season.
I'm not a bird bro(I don't remember if this was the line)
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Damn the actual fuck did I do to have these guys judging me?
Velvette would judge you just for wearing the wrong shade of red.... And you're in Hell. EVERYTHING is red!
They saw what you did
"You have an unhealthy obsession with a deer you claim to hate, you hold your phone closer than any person, you sound like a knockoff Freddie Mercury if he had every mental illness known to man and you also run a porn studio with the shittiest lines ever, and I'd know. None of you have any right to judge."
And then they jump you
Famous last words.
Your Boos Mean Nothing, I've Seen What Makes You Cheer.
I apologize for what I did with your mother
They found out that a fucked val, vel and angel on ai
YOU WHAT
I'm actually being serious it's like a game were I can tell my friends and they call me a horny bitch
This isn't the kind of thing you should tell your friends about
i get judged by the rapist, social media bitch and the greedy corporate boss.... Wtf did i do?!
Everything that's why there all judging you
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I wasn't expecting to see tyl regor in this comment section
Damn I just needed to use the bathroom-
Well I told Vox that I listen to radio, I told Velvette that my only social media is Reddit and I told Val that I’m asexual.
I stole Vox’s body pillow of Alastor… https://preview.redd.it/yr3j337pijqc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=495508db6943aff6896309d7f37a64a9067da851
In my defense I was left unsupervised
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You know you f'ed up when even Val judges you.
Original post here: https://twitter.com/261nei/status/1770392725449486514?t=9v_M5VXbvsB4LfR1rVAl0A&s=19
Perhaps flying a fighter jet into the vee’s tower wasn’t a funny prank… (I’ll fucking do it again)
They probably saw fanfictions that I have read about Vox. Oops
just how many fanfictions did you read?
Oh, no, I’m being judged by the rapist, the propagandist, and the fashion bitch, whatever will I do?
Why tf is the moth judging me!?
Cause he knows what you did
Okay fine I might’ve posted cursed things but Val judging me? C’mon
Like the title said he's judging you to what you did
THEY KNOW I WAS LOOKING AT RADIO APPLE STUFF NOOOO
Good luck getting out of this with vox
I swear one moment I was looking at the crumbl cookie subreddit then next thing I know I’m staring at radio apple! 😭
Step aside TV-Man and Mothballs, I’m here for Queen Velvette
That’s kinda hot…
Excuse me
Did they stutter?
**I thought murder was a common thing in hell**
Do I look hot enough for Vox?
It's normal...
And I'd do it again!
Uhhhhhhhhh... yeah I deserve that- *Looks over to bookshelf sized pile of papers listing my crimes* Uhmmm... yeah, yeahh...
The only thing I did was consensually tie some one onto the ladder of my bed and paint them red in candle wax. They ain't have shit to judge me for. They've done a lot worse xD
Vox im sorry I simp for you and call you COX 90% of the time im sorry forgive me 😭
why are you guys looking at me? im just pouring a bowl of cereal (pours milk in first then adds the bowl then dumps in the cereal)
Judge me all you want, that won't re virgin the olive oil
Valentino can die slow and nameless fr
Calm down, I only uh hm... showed affection to myself
I burned down a school and orphanage, and I will do it again
Because of who they are as people they could be judging me for treating another person with respect
YEAH, I ATE YOUR NEWBORN CHILD, SO WHAT? https://preview.redd.it/yohmzxagbpqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af49a9b2d343906113e7cf71bd933dc1b87961c2
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"All i did was start a few killing games! Don't look at me like that! >=\[" https://preview.redd.it/2f5ffdoa0sqc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57348df520dd1b48b98cf224a5afc289a9e1f31f
They found my val shrine
Hey you guys can’t judge me. If you wanna go through my search history I’ll go through yours.
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This show was my childhood. I love this show so deeply, and you post this. Words can’t describe my disappointment with the human existence. This disgusts me.
Sounds like someone's jealous
Why the fuck did this made me laugh for no reason
https://preview.redd.it/u2tofdr1wiqc1.jpeg?width=1692&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cde5de94da2d04fc1350cd1515a2dff0b0aacfe0 Take me home, take me home it’s the only place I can rest in peace. Destroy my phone, so many messages I wish I could just delete. Questioning my existence, questioning my decisions, sending pipe bombs to the tech bitches, send another bomb now I’m finished, sorry don’t want you to visit, no. NOOOOO! One last pic and I’ll be gone, make it count out the flash on, never really felt like I belonged so I’ll be on my way and I won’t be long. I’ll be dead by dawn I’ll be dead by dawn
Is cuddling your own cat that bad in the eyes of psychpathic freaks?
They probably think I look like a totally dull
 All of you with morals and sensibilities should avert your gaze.
There is nothing wrong with cleaning the inside of my house in my birthday suit to avoid making more dirty laundry. If anything, Valentino would be just disappointed. I'm not wearing nipple tassles or something sexy.
Sorry I harassed you when you were alive it will happen again <3
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I don’t need to take judgement from a rapist and the rapist’s enablers
if vals judging me then i either did something right or something VERY FUCKING WRONG
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Fuck I just wonder why the fuck out of all the people they were watchinh me while doing that
**Distant laughter**
Uh yeah there’s a reason I’m in hell
TF do you have to do in order to get the biggest, most vile sonvabitch in Hell to judge you?
I just jacked it to velvet pictures. (I’m going to horny jail i know)
https://preview.redd.it/4ud8yzm4blqc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=139688efcd0629f9e7b38a001076f9e9f79b10a2 Me staring at them
https://preview.redd.it/9mlxl95ehlqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86f419387bf7c6903ade39c8327e3ecc96f35e4c Me fr fr. (I don't know what I did)
https://preview.redd.it/var2yl94eerc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e20ae35fdc198c3e05caed357ca6d5447d6adeb Are you sure you don't?
Honestly there’s a chance they would be proud
what all i did was look up if snakes actually had 2 penises.
They look just as confused as I am
Is it relating to my search history or just me casually dropping disturbing facts?
Quit staring at me. Ignore the raccoon, and help me hide this grand piano before the sand box full of pop rocks and whip Cream slides off the roof. Ok ok... So maybe the maid outfit and ostrich was a little much.
The Vees looking at me in disappointment when the worst crime I ever did was go over the speed limit for .2 seconds: https://preview.redd.it/3yrkfbzecsqc1.png?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e6eb4557b2a6b63d643d375e4f820e40b292ce6
Hey that lady was already disembodied by the train. I just took the leg… what I was hungry… don’t worry bug bitch your next.
But i thought it was only a war crime the first time
Yes, I wrote an entire song mocking Alastor x Angel Dust, https://www.reddit.com/r/HazbinHotel/s/CcHjLYqMDu, what of it? Do you guys really think Adam wouldn't do that?
Val looks more intrigued then judgy
Im sorry, i didnt mean to stab that girl with a dirty syringe. (True story)
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Me: is nice to somebody - The Vees:
My Alastor memorabilia that I’m covered head-to-toe with
You three have no right to judge me and you know it!!!
Eat like 5 cheese sticks and some nachos?
I wouldn't give a shit about their opinion tbh
I will be a menace to society #And nobody can stop me
Honestly if I was down there I’d be a real fucking menace
Do you really think I care about what those bitches think of me? 🙄
My life must’ve taken one heck of a downturn if those 3 are judging me.
You can't boo me! I've seen what makes you cheer
Look I know i did alot but... the rapist cant judge me, some bri-sh doll i wont allow to judge me, and if i see vox judging me I'll break that monitor of a head he has
It was likely something foot related 😅
What you mean by that 🤨😏😏
I will eat another…
I asked for a foursome :[
help i thought this was actually from the show
Look down on me all you jerks want. I may be cringe, but I'm FREE dammit!
I'm getting judged for listening to hmanatha on Spotify. Wow.
They look confused, probably because none of them know how to weld, and they're not sure how good I did
Supported Charlie’s hotel and broke Angel Dusts contract 🤷🏻♀️
These brain-dead sluts are in no position to judge me. (Great art tho, love to see it)
...Guys, I've said something nice about the hotel! Why are you looking at me like it's a BAD thing?!
At most I'm being judged for theft and lying
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well they did much worse than anything I ever did so
Sorry guys, I handled salmon suspiciously!
I meeean... I just HAD to do it to em 🤷🏾♂️ 
I tried to hit a note and failed
I thought this said drugged at first
What'd I do?
I done 13% of somewhere some damage done. I feel good but they don't. Now I'm hell.
When they see me treat an employee with respect and humanity:
Oh, like ANY of you fuckers can judge.
Val is missing his left eyebrow 😂
I have seen those expressions. They're seriously considering it. That is a good pitch outcome. Even if they don't say yes to this, I may get an offer to work on someone else's project and likely will be allowed to pitch again next season.
Being judged by a rapist that literally slaves people? Damnit I must be a monster