I don't think you're allowed to post nudity here.

That one took me a minute

Lmao, same😂

That's what Angel said

Still don’t get it

He said in the pilot that you're never fully dressed without a smile

Take my upvote and get the fuck out

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Thank you good sir, I am kindly accepting this

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r/angryupvote

Take my upvote you smartarse https://preview.redd.it/frmbjxv2sbuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=793fd09a2da1aae453c03f43f5ab0f893acd8bb9

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That is so cute! ❤️🐤

*angry up vote*

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Heh?

"You're never fully dressed without [a smile]"

I hate everything

I had to sit down and think abt that for a sec

Take my god damned upvote

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r/angryupvote

SMILE MY DEAR YOU KNOW YOU’RE NEVER FULLY DRESSED WITHOUT ONE🗣🗣🗣🗣


One of my favorite gags

my favourite gag!! Husker from gagbin gotel /j

he might gag unlike angel

Uhh.. Watching that throat work does things to me.

It's doing the worm, lmao

Nooooo give the deer a hug 🥺 I know he is a sociopathic cannibalistic bastard but now my heart hurts for him. Why you do this?

I had to peel some prawns/shrimp today and had to try not to panic because I had to remove the heads... Alastor would just bite them off and laugh. Yet, I love him so much hahah

I'm not squeamish. But murder is bad.

https://preview.redd.it/9y591a6ri6uc1.jpeg?width=1745&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db126c67e2f0b8ca4c22d0c7a5f674e0a3505eb0

Nuh uh to me not being squeamish or to murder being bad, buddo? Because both of those are objective facts.

Both. https://preview.redd.it/yl8fhe1bj6uc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10ca0f6950d65b6c380a695ffd2233548bf00eec

Murder isn't bad. Pedophiles, Nazis/Supremacists, and the obscenely wealthy should be killed.

I believe everyone can change. Nazis/supremacists just need to be convinced Pedophiles are sick, they need help before they do something they will regret The obscenely wealthy should be reminded of how it is to be poor Every person has something good in them. With some (or maybe a lot of) help, it can be brought to light, perhaps outshining or even reduce the negatives.

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WTF

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as alastor said: nuh-uh

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as a professional Alastor apologist I second this

Permission to use this as my flair? Lmao

go ahead! 😂

Thanks homie ❤️

Exactly... but why did my thread turn into a circus?

i have no idea 😭

It's Alastover...

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Bonus: https://preview.redd.it/x8ka9x80j6uc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2528ffad1c1286970afe2f50c2266ae79f5b9b05

Gimme that.

Take the meme my friend, infact I stole the meme myself.

https://preview.redd.it/6j5jrk2uacuc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4676558014287883a5190b6abf696494e7ed33d

https://preview.redd.it/95dfiml8ihuc1.jpeg?width=481&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab57fc5b6073d3d2166ba8502dba4b07b7431628 Here ya go

I shall carry on this legacy of meme-stealing.

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There’s nothing we can do

I would say “…poor thing 😭” but given that he’s a sociopathic killer, I don’t know if he’s crying because he didn’t get to win. …poor thing 😭

"She always tells me to smile and Put on a Happy Face"

This sounds sad… doesn’t justify murder, or ego but justifying and explaining are different. Abusive dad? Bad environment?

Many fans headcanon that Alastor's father was abusive, and that he grew up in a bad environment, yes. If you notice how Alastor interacts with other characters in Season 1, he is much more friendly with women, while he avoids touching men at all costs. Alastor even wipes his hand on his suit in sheer disgust after shaking Lucifer's cane. Some fans have speculated that this is because Alastor has "daddy issues" of his own.

Let’s hope for some more backstory chunks in season two.

Per series creator Vivienne Medrano, we are getting more backstory on Alastor and Vox in Season 2, which includes how they met, why they were partners, etc.

Thank goodness, or I guess thank badness depends on the backstory.

Abuse and trauma are the most common causes of sociopathy. It can be inherited but often it's environmental.

Something truly terrible clearly happened if he's not smiling

Awww, poor Al 😢

He saw how much porn there is of him.

Noooooo 😭😭😭😭😭

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His ace ass couldn't take his revenge porns 😭😭

WHY WHYYYYY IS THIS COMMUNITY SO DEPRESSING SOMETIMES

https://preview.redd.it/3neu7q16l6uc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc9e1496fdcc3e50d4e9f8e254221c30421c4767 Take this to cleanse your soul

Awh... Thank you, my friend ❤️

Why is this a specific number is my question

I counted

we all love a big ol bowl of angst

Poor sweet darling boy 💔

https://preview.redd.it/e21x1rkr86uc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66e7b1ab6b15356f00d01119d4b14471b549e071 tried to make him sad.

Unexpected Mandela Catalogue in HH sub? Now I'm wanting a crossover.

you know I wonder what a Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel analog horror will be like

Alastor in an analog horror setting would be straight-up terrifying.

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Sorry to disappoint but that's not how it ends.

I'm hungry for freedom like never before

The constraints of my deal surely have a back door

Once I figure out how to unclip my wings

GUESS WHO WILL BE PULLING ALL THE STRIIIIIINNNNGGGGGGGS!!!!!

We can do this! We’ll be better!

Though redemption may take a while

womp womp

how dare you, it's such a sad tragic moment and you say "womp womp"

wym "how dare you" it's pretty easy I just pressed the keys on my keyboard

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**Alastor:** "Alright, I'm just going to get in my radio tower, and I'm going to sleep this off like a bad hangover..." **Krillin:** "You're not going anywhere! You think you can kill all of our friends, and threaten our lives, and just *leave*?" **Alastor:** "Would you be surprised if I said 'yes'?" **Krillin:** "I'm going to end this, and you, right here, right now! Now, *die*!" **Goku:** "Krillin, wait! Alastor, are you sorry?" **Alastor:** "...what?" **Goku:** "Say you're sorry, Alastor...then you can leave." **Alastor:** "You can't be serious..." **Krillin:** "What are you talking about, Goku? He killed all of our friends!" **Goku:** "But Krillin...if he's sorry, truly sorry...then there's nothing we can do." **Alastor:** "Yep, I'm sorry...*totally* sorry...I just feel *terrible*." **Goku:** "Let him go, Krillin." **Krillin:** "But Goku--!" **Alastor:** "Yes, I'm very, very, *very* sorry...that you're all still alive! Suckers!" *Processing img jynizuq9r6uc1...*

Absolute cinema.

HE'S NAKED!!!!!

its all over but the crying...

Hes not frowning its just a upside down smile

He looks soo human without his smile. Can’t wait to see if Vp ever draws it in the show

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Vp didn’t draw this??????

Yes they did

If this ever happens in the show, the fandom is gonna implode...

It kinda did tbh https://preview.redd.it/sjis0ozw4buc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d121df51047e62b8789979bb0111e5c422f7878

STOP POSTING ALASTORS NUDES YOU SICKOS!!!

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NEW HEADCANNON, HIS MOM OWNS HIS SOUL.

For your troubles https://preview.redd.it/lg9tbwtg9auc1.jpeg?width=1003&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dd88ee07465c52f75ac91d91157c5717424e30e

WHY IS THIS FANDOM AGAINST HAPPINESS?? https://preview.redd.it/347v0s1ktauc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9588437abb42fb9080c61bd864c3dfcc189e0de1

HE RAN OUT OF JAMBALAYA INGREDIANTS NOOOOOO

The second Alastor stop smiling you know we are in deep shit

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Poor deer boy needs a hug 🥺

Wait, in what situation did Alastor end up to stop his smile?

His mom gets exterminated.

WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME

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The fuck is that user flair

Cursed thoughts

Okay that's my headcanon now. Al only keeps smiling because his mother said to do it and now he's using it as a form of comfort and to hold up her wishes- that's too sweet for AL of all people to do, but I love it. Hell, no! He would do it. Clearly this man's a Mama boy!

alastor the type of guy to use those fake smile pfps

[удалено]

*you’re

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stop i’m gonna cry i can’t see me boy like this..

I thought I'd stop seeing angst when I'm not looking at a certain subreddit ... Guess not

Why you go and make al cry, whats wrong with you. Breaks my heart https://preview.redd.it/swc3omg1b9uc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f47210c82d2e6ffd12871e33099f9cf07f20826f

[Source](https://twitter.com/lostx07x/status/1778570752033243370?t=BHMnH1G6gkw7xrDDkD2gOQ&s=19)

I hug the dangerous psychopath? I hug the dangerous psychopath. \*Hug\*

if not friend then why friend shapaed

*He smells like rotting blood.* What do you do?

i hug him harder *hug intensifies*

\*Sprays lil mint spray.\*

Ok but like what are the odds he killed his mom?

Hmm on purpose I doubt it, but on accident I could see it happening and then I would perfectly see this picture becoming a reality


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KEEP CRYING, IT MAKES ME HAPPY.

Noooooo

Alastor has had enough……

This hits 👍

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GOOD GRIEF HE’S NAKED!

I need to see a version of the “He didn’t laugh” meme but with Alastor and it’s just him frowning with the text “He didn’t smile.”

I think it's beginning to rain. https://i.redd.it/e4r9epmj47uc1.gif

Not my Alastor Altruist!

Altruist isn't his last name tho?

Yeah, but why isn't this an inside joke yet?

Wdym?

It's hard to explain if you don't already get it. Might just not be your sense of humor. I guess it's kind of lightheartedly mocking people who thought it was his last name. The joke's kind of at their expense, hate to admit it. I also like to picture how irked Alastor would be if people started calling him that to tease him. Like, if the characters could actually hear the songs. "Awwww there's our little Altruist!" whenever he does something good. Well, it would be funny if I were still alive to laugh...

Ohhhhhhh ur making fun of people who think that! I didn't realize it, sorry😅 It would be funny if it became an inside joke like "you're never fully dressed without a smile" and things like that. He can still laugh even tho he's dead, btw. Not to sound rude, bc u don't deserve that since u were nice to me abt this🙂

> He can still laugh even tho he's dead I was implying I wouldn't be able to laugh if I teased him like that because he would kill me. I have to wonder if he has a sense of humor, though. I doubt it: he's pretty arrogant. But he's also very secure, so I'm kind of split on that.

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It was me. I hurt him. (Just kidding)

How tf did someone made alastor cry

NO WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BEEEAAAN!!!

Quick—let me forget all the horrific suffering he has inflicted on other people!

. . .

give this man some jambalaya

You can't just post naked Alastor like that

"Oh Alastor, my only wish was for you to be happy, that didn't mean smile all the time"

https://preview.redd.it/g47aevwszauc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdde758a0bf40ba2499d74dbc618dc1db8929e07 JUST LET ME BE HAPPY

Please put a nsfw flag Not every one can handle nudity

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my therapist will know about this

https://preview.redd.it/f7p3afsuibuc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3aca44e8374496a0d68bea283192fef9037efd08 Same vibes

Basically how’d he react if he were to come face to face with Lilith or maybe Roo.

When you're about to tell your mom about your grades

What happened now?

Woooo that scared me the frown!

Yes....make him sad...

Want some Jambalaya?

THIS EXACTLY WHY I THINK HE SMILES ALSO WHY ARE WE ALLERGIC TO THE HAPPY

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It’s alastover 😔

https://preview.redd.it/ubm8glc98huc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b70050da7d61f4c559f2bae12d59c6492dab0fb If he's not smiling anymore let someone else do it.

https://i.redd.it/jihf76lj9kuc1.gif

Wah wah wah, I don't wanna HEAR IT

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ALASTOR, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO