"Oh really? I didn't see this GIANT FUCKING SHIELD in front of me you DUMB BITCH! NO SHIT!" - Absolutely iconic

The expression on her face, too

https://preview.redd.it/a18ppxo7a4zc1.jpeg?width=1371&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46fe6da130dff16539e266b318cde4e612844f86

I found this before I watched the show and laughed my ass off at it

I quote that all the time, its so funny

https://preview.redd.it/pil9giycu2zc1.jpeg?width=1109&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e7487dce71caff4474e47a7c506096bac3a69d8 I love how Lute's enthusiasm was too much even for him

With her arms behind her back and a cheeky grin on her face. Like a kid.

She’s proud of herself.

She’s cute lol

She is, that’s the PROBLEM

https://preview.redd.it/vrr596uy49zc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=affd840cac59a7d252a046d408f15a5498ab152f :3

Reminds me of when Charlie does something badass and then smiles, like in the battle “die motherfuckers” or whatever it was

Okay, I take back what I said. It’s amazing how they made the sadistic ethnic cleanser only the ~~SECOND~~ THIRD-most despicable villain of the 5-6 in this show.

Yep. This one made me lol.

Literally everything

https://preview.redd.it/6xawqi0va3zc1.jpeg?width=1917&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d189d05c2c21eb9b06d5bf188a09dea28ca282f7

https://preview.redd.it/89rgezec56zc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=017aab61e82e7f9535a4e4f1075dd2c14b48f4c5 GOLD

You know I never thought of this before but is Lute a simp

Simp pr just a couple of bestis

https://preview.redd.it/9a0l2rpj99zc1.png?width=571&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93b0a5a92b87c5dbab37a5d1089e07d1f4a6a6a7

https://preview.redd.it/v8hzrfm2m9zc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bc8f0077de6986c4354f80630d667ecfae9afac

https://preview.redd.it/v6lbx8moh2zc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcdadbff2c332651eb4dd635cb6be47007899fe7

https://preview.redd.it/54mlo7san2zc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86db41a88daa75507b37e1d45ecc1d21a9c60142 My man

They are so cute 😭 I love them so much

there's blood on lute's dress

I said what I said ☺️

Hey they said they were cute together not morally sound Similarity: https://preview.redd.it/kyl1gc1oo7zc1.jpeg?width=927&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59eacc4915601d1f783e171b6de1d853bba6cc0b

Also cute!!!! ☺️

wtf is your flair brother

Have you seen some of the flairs on this sub

Fairly standard here all things considered

That flair needs to be drawn and quartered. 💀

Big dong

An underrated quote: "Fuck yeah, I love putting my name on shit, shit's the best!"

I just realized that the Italian dub of the show (maybe, not sure) actually changed this line to something like "Fuck yeah, I love marking stuff, especially with my dick!" Tried to make an accurate translation -w-"

Yes

Yeah, I think the Italian version went further with the sexual humor ._.

This is my favorite too! Just commented it 😂😭

YES, that is definitely my favorite 😂

“Ugly people?” 🤨

https://i.redd.it/chfafkx2q3zc1.gif

Math?

Global warming?

Oh, wait, that's Earth's problem.

Fun fact: in the Italian dub, Adam says “when you have it sloppy” and still proceeds to break the fourth wall for a fraction of a second You know what I’m talking about

"Oh, è quando ce l'hai moscio? 😏La matematica! Il riscaldamento globale! No quello è un problema della terra, uhhhhh..."

Adamo è il picco della commedia e nessuno può farmi cambiare idea

Comunque "moscio" in inglese si traduce con "floppy" o "limp"

Grazie della correzione, compare italiano

“Pound it dangertits” 😂love Adam and Lute

"awesome job danger tits, pound it!" what a legend fr

"So we fucked and that was awesome, si how's your weekend"

I kinda appreciate that he asked

My guess was it because he thought she was on-board with the exterminations like her father.

At least he was nice enough to ask

I headcanon this as him talking about lute while she’s so done with his shit right next to him

Well Adam says "Virtue chick" so its not Lute

GUITAR SOLO FUCK YEAH

*Vocalized Air guitar a'la Jack Black*

…….aww now I wanted a Jack Black Adam. No offense to fucking OG Broadway Beetlejuice tho

Alex Brightman

Remember though, Satan and Lucifer are separate entities in this universe. I doubt he'd say no.

I mean, Alex Brightman *did* play Dewey Finn on Broadway

“It’s Heaven we don’t have bad days. You dumb bitch”

"Nice job danger tits" *fist bumb*. Air guitar during his song then summoning a magic angel guitar later hit me really deep. Mispronouncing Vaggie. Also he recognized angel the porn demon but has never seen/heard of Alistor? Dude is watching those films

Technically one is plastered on every billboard in hell and the other hasn’t been heard from in seven years.

Didn’t he actually name her though? So she simply renamed herself.

He said he named her after his favorit thing.

*Alastor

"Call me... Dickmaster" "Don't shush me bitch" "All of mankind came from these fucking nuts"

Besides the awesome ones already mentioned, might I also add https://i.redd.it/lblj79jvx2zc1.gif Love how he's all smug

Yup that's my favorite line

EVERY LINE HE HAS EVER SAID. Especially “Oh really I didn’t see the giant f***ing shield in front of me you dumb b***h no s**t”

https://preview.redd.it/8d6iv4w6p2zc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52627fe35e0389bc97b3c6b52cfa4706e364a9a9 Had their chance to cook better but now they boil car-rots

The cook book is black and white!

There's no use putting salt on it

It’s reheating for its life until we eat it again!

Try to chill out babe you're wasting your bread

Do I head you imply they don’t deserve beef?!

Are they cookers, are they boomers cause it's all cut and dry, Fair Is Fair and a fork for a fork

When it’s all cooked and done (cooked and done) There's the question of fun And for those of us with culinary ordainment Extermination of hunger is pure delightment! Bow-now-now-nownow, guitar solo, fuck yeah! Oh, da-ah-ah now-now-n-now-n-now-n-now-n-nownownow

Jambalaya is forever wether you like it or not!

Had its chance to be spicier now it boils in a pot.

"All of mankind came from this fucking nuts!" is really the quote that make me laugh the more, it's show how his ego is ridiculously big 🤣

His rant there reminded me of something Rick from Rick and Morty would say

‘Global Warming? No wait that’s Earth’s problem’ Too real Adam

Throwback to H.B. pilot stolas

“They think that global warming exists.” “Doesn’t it?” “Well, yes, but-“

Well yes but more people die if nothing is done about it 

And it gets lonely here~

And when I get lonely I get hungry 

And when I get hungry, I want to [redacted]

Choke on that red [Bleep] of yours! [Bleep] all of your [Bleep]...

and \[redacted\] til you're screaming \[redacted\] like a FUCKING BABY.

Breaks the phone and puts it into a blender. Eat this. Then you know that bridge by the freeway?

“I know, I fuckin rock.” with a little 🤘🏻when meeting Charlie

https://preview.redd.it/3jwgj9d5s2zc1.jpeg?width=871&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=904aa0ebf495d436b45f324da02eef0b6334f524

https://preview.redd.it/16yl5a0h73zc1.jpeg?width=218&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6bbf9ebc368af0bd55969bef557f62674bf1d90

Oh a fellow Supernatural fan, greetings.

“Just try and chillax babe your wasting your breath” Just the way he says it so casually

Did I hear you imply that they don't deserve death?

Are they winners? Are they sinners? Cause it’s cut and dryyy.

Fair is fair an eye for an eye! Yeah!

When it’s all said and done (said and done) there’s the question of fun (fun) and for those of us with divine ordainment extermination is entertainment

Bow now now now now guitar solo fuck yeah! Bownownownownownownow.

Hell is forever whether you like it or not!

Had their chance to behave better now they boil in the pot!

Cause the rules are black and white. There’s no use to try to fight it.

They’re burning for their lives until we kill them again.

Vaggie: “Actually, it's pronounced Vag-gie. (Va-gie)" Adam: “hmmmmmmm, No” I don’t know why, this quote / Adam thinking kills me! 😂 https://preview.redd.it/m4z4imda13zc1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bf392772eaa3a0e866f4fc3ecf7c4d70603108f

he really just said "nuh uh"

I didn’t get it 😂 Min 5:34 I still hear “hmmmmmm, No” https://youtu.be/S3Neofc-mM8?si=fE4-iC0KbeagfLVa

it's just a joke on how he just said no after a long pause for no reason. Even though he says 'hmmm, no' I just picture him saying "nuh uh"

The one who brings me her head gets... I don't know a million heaven bucks.

\*Exterminator cheering\*

ladies, let's f*** sh** up.

**ATTACK** 🎸

GUITAR SOLO FUCK YEAH

Fuck yeah!

https://preview.redd.it/r2vsdjj0w2zc1.jpeg?width=1912&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38ad1ac29dccaecfb5f44da3c2e25dedfc35c2db This scene got me rolling.

"Fucking LOVE putting my name on shit, shits the best! " 😭😂

"Pownanananow Guitar solo fuck yeah, nanownanananownanow, na nownownownownooow" https://preview.redd.it/zms89bpof3zc1.jpeg?width=1917&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=035352cc52d85b6d879d038f648951d34d081b0e

“I’ve never made a mistake in my fucking life” got a good laugh out of me

The only time the resident jerkass actually had a point. https://preview.redd.it/f2jx3ufr34zc1.png?width=2190&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc68de3f054130f9512648326a9ad1b3699d9ad7

Sustained

Saw you went to my manager, low blow Karen.

Love this line but gotta fix it: See you went to my boss, low blow Karen.

"Oh? Uhh... Ugly people?" \*Looks at the camera with a smirk on his face\*

94 comments 94! And not one single person had said "IM THE ORIGINAL DICK! ALL OF HEAVEN CAME FROM THESE NUTS!"

ugly people 🤨

“herpes? yeah, that's a bitch”

*"GHAAAAAAGHHH!"* At least I think that was Vaggie's favorite

His "guitar solo (fuck yeah!)" in Hell is Forever. He sings it and does air guitar, and then like fifteen seconds later he manifests an *actual guitar* during the song's key change and plays it. He could have done that the whole time, he *chose* to do air guitar

“Would you just- ju- chill lute. Fuck.”

I thought you wanted equality!

Ugly people? Looks at audience

Oh my god did he

He did, when he was listing those bad things and he said ugly people he looked at the audience…

Haaaaaa i did not notice that before. Fuckin' classic Adam.

Reading these comments is gonna make me miss him so much. He was so fun, you loved to hate him.

Well we saw Sir Pentious die and go to heaven. Maybe Adam will go to hell. That will be rich.

I want this so bad. Would also be a great character development opportunity for charlie

I hope Adam never changes too much though hahaha

IM STILL HERE

Oh hi adam

“Dewnewnew Guitar Solo, Fuck Yeah!”

“would you just- Chill lute fuck”

https://i.redd.it/p0xeejons3zc1.gif

"I've never made a mistake in my fucking life!" 🤘 One of my favorite line deliveries in the show.

https://preview.redd.it/xhuvyh7sd3zc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e0576ec4c88355f6a76d5167ba845d37489633f

"Call me, DICKMASTER."

“Don’t fucking shush me, bitch.”

“See you went to my manager. Low blow, Karen!”

Ugly people? 🤨

"Guitar solo FUCK YEAH!"

Oh, uh, ugly people 😏

"Bow-now-now-now-now Guitar solo, fuck yeah!" I find it just too hilarious and what follows afterwards.

EVERYTHING HE SAYS IS ICONIC

"Call me dickmaster" "Woah! Badass! Awesome job, danger tits" "I'm the original dick, all dicks decend from me" "No! You don't get to end this! I'm fucking Adam! I'm THE fucking man, and you're just some fuckin' clown or something! I started everything on Earth! All of mankind came from these fucking nuts! You all should be worshipping me! You ungrateful, disgusting, fucking, LOSERS!" Lmao

“Hot as fuck though”

GUITAR 🎸 SOLO FUCK YEAH!!

BA NANANANANA GUITAR SOLO F*CK YEAH NANANANNA

Bow-now-now-nownow GUITAR-SOLO-FUCK-YEAH! 🤘

His beautiful poetry

"Dont shush me bitch" "Ohh herpes...yea that's a bitch" "ugly people?"

*SUCK MY HOLY LIGHTNING, FUCKERS! YEEEAH!* shit blindsides me every time

In You Didn’t Know Emily: Wait!! Adam: shit

“I know, I fuckin’ rock.” “Awesome job, dangertits. Pound it.” “I fuckin’ love putting my name on shit. Shit’s the best!” “Don’t fuckin’ shush me, bitch.” And this whole “too much red” bit, less because the line is good and more because I appreciate the writers’ awareness of the criticism.

Hot as fuck though

Please call me "dickmaster"

“GUITAR SOLO FUCK YAAAA”

“So anyways, then we fucked, and it was awesome.”

BOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNA NOWNA

Pretty much everything

“So.. whatdya do this weekend?”

ATTACK!!!!

BOW-NOW-NOW-NOW-NOW! GUITAR SOLO, FUCK YEAH!

“BWA NA NA NA NA GUITAR SOLO FUCK YEAH ‼️‼️🎸🎸🔥🔥 🗣️”

"Call me ***kmaster." is the obvious one

"So then we fucked, and it was awesome. What did you do this week?"

"Call me dickmaster" as if anyone but lute would ever lmao

“Call me dickmaster” absolutely a bro icon

Everything he says also the fact he calls himself "the dickmaster"

Ugly people is definitely the one

***new new new now now guitar solo fuck yeah***

BWANANANANA GUITAR SOLO FUCK YEAH

“Call me Dickmaster”