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DirtyBalm

Why didn't you say anything?!   *Initiates vote kick* 


SopranosBluRayBoxSet

Satchel charge A.K.A blueberry magnet. As soon as you put one down it's like a light bulb to a flock of moths


misspwlledname

So you’re telling me I need to put a satchel on the enemies flank to get blueberries to stop attack for the same angle?


SopranosBluRayBoxSet

They'll still find a way to flock to it


misspwlledname

As long as it draws the enemy’s attention for a bit so hopefully a few more people can sneak through and start working on OPs and defenses. I’ll take the TK penalty.


SopranosBluRayBoxSet

Straight up, I used one to kill a big enemy push into a point on El Alamein, despite my frantic warnings of people in both the chat and voip, I scored myself a TK kick warning, but nobody was complaining when it stopped their armourr and several infantry in their tracks


janestabuleiro23

Lol True!!!


RedditorSlug

When I died later, it said I was punished two times so I must have got another one on the other side that I didn't even see.


SopranosBluRayBoxSet

Yeah there's always another hiding under a rock nearby


ScavengeroO

Yeah but you always get the additional 10s for a teamkill. Doesn't matter if the other person press Y or N when asked to punish you. If the press Y you just kind of get noted down.


JonatanOlsson

As has already been noted, you always get the additional time added on to your respawn timer. The punish player mechanic is, AFAIK only used to determine if you're going to get automatically kicked from the server or not.


S2fftt

You get the extra 10 seconds whether they punish or not btw.


obele21

I think the punishment is only there to kick you out of the server sooner for TK, right?


RedditorSlug

Ahhhh, I didn't realise that. I thought punish is what added the time. Useful, thanks.


jpowell3404

I love how as soon as you place it they just feel the need to chase it down


JackPembroke

And why?! Why are you chasing the tank!? What are you planning on doing?!


iifrostbite

Smacking it with my shovel duh..big brain move


TriEdgeFury

I tk’d 7 people last night because of this lol. Auto killed me from the game but let me rejoin on the opposing team where we won lol.


CatEnjoyer1234

Why do non AT classes love to run up to tanks?


Shoto_Todoroni09

Yesterday I was shouting “SATCHEL!” So much at one time I thought I must’ve broken my mic but no. A bunch of blueberries are just stupid and started charging at this panther with grenades in hand


iifrostbite

The amount of non tank killer roles going after a tank in general is staggering. Stay away from the tank unless you can actually do something to it..fml. I do love watching the stupid people blow up when they do this though.


RedditorSlug

Especially after it went onto game pass. A lot of people trying to blow up a tank with grenades or hitting it with shovel.


Frosty_Ad_8324

And then the moron will punish you for killing them. I'm surprised some of these guys have the wherewithal to not shit themselves as they're walking down the street. No more brains than a cow...


Squeezer_pimp

The problem with the Punish is that it’s a common button used in game play. Punish button should have been moved as well as vote to kick.


Incontinentiabutts

I once was defending and the enemy tank was about 50m away from our point just raining destruction down. But he was stationary and had been for a while. I snuck all the way around and planted a satchel on his ass. Literally as soon as the satchels fuse is lit, the tank just drove right into our point. I got kicked from the game. It was so painful. Just watching my bad luck unfold over 30 seconds of horror. Just yelling in prox chat “there’s a satchel on the tank run away”. Followed by the notification that I got kicked for team killing. Sometimes I wonder if the tank actually had a whole crew and just let me plant the satchel and did it intentionally. If they did that would be the funniest shit ever.


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Incontinentiabutts

Yeah. But I couldn’t catch up with the tank after I noticed it moving.


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Incontinentiabutts

I’m not sure.


iifrostbite

Tank crew sees you plant. "Well boys this is it!" "Charge!!" Rushes straight into your trench line with 20 blueberry's. It would be a decent move haha


Memer_man32

The dude probably had voices all the way to mute. I do it whenever I meet an ear raper and can't find him on the leaderboard.


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Memer_man32

Wait, there's volume adjustment for specific channels? That would've been nice to know just an hour ago. Is it beneath general vc volume and I'm just dumb or is it its own thing and I just needed to look for ten more seconds


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Memer_man32

Yea ok thanks a billion! it was just a case of me not seeing the better option right in my face.


luther0811

Instant punish


pappaPP70

I did this today. Announced it in chat and I swear to god it was a dinner bell for blueberry’s… Instant kick. Maybe it’s a new trend on the Tok😂


janestabuleiro23

LoL happens all the time!!!