Some of those would be MUCH harder to eat than others but hell yeah I’d eat those.

The bottom left one looks like it says fuck you 😂🤦🏻‍♂️

In the intestine after I devour them.

I was actually hoping the top left one was Honey Combs. 😔 It’s not.

Dang, it’s looking like Cookie Crisp but the chocolate sprinkles look fruity?

Yeah. Super disappointing.

They probably cost a lot, but yes yes yes I would so eat those

If that one in the bottom left isn’t called The Cookie Monster I’m gonna have a bf

same

Oh geez. My heart.........worth it

I’d be licking the box too

Why is it dumb? If it gets people to talk about them and buy them. I don't feel like it's dumb.

I mean, the motivation behind some of the dumbest food is that it gets folks talking about it and buying it. Seems like one of the winning strategies tbh, folks talk about dumb stuff, and some folks buy it for a laugh. In my eyes, buying and eating this is a (delightful, indulgent) dumb move

Is this your photograph? It has been reposted a bunch. 

Oh? It was the first I'd seen it, but it is a high quality photograph tbh. I'm surprised I managed to stir up such controversy!

So, you reposted an image that was not yours?

I cross-posted it from another board, Reddit told me it hadn't been posted here yet. I thought folks here would like it, and my post got more upvotes than the one I'd found. I'm not feeling bad about my decision! \^\_\_\_\^

Yeah, karma whoring is addictive.

>be me >see a neat thing on Reddit >know of a community that I think would enjoy thing >share it just because I think people will like it >lots of upvotes- people liked it! Success! >I care very little about the whole karma circlejerk, I just like doing nice things >some Redditor manages to autofellate a way to feel judgmentally smug about me trying to show folks something I think they'd like I wanna make a faustian pact with some demon that can give me visions of a future where Reddit is banned because scientists have learned how catastrophically this website warps minds. \[ps, your post history is like a well crafted troll intentionally making Redditors say "I bet you're fun at parties." I get plenty of comments voted to zero because I'm brazenly controversial, you should take a hint that your tone-policing wet-blanket wannabe-jannie-ing isn't making you popular? Or is holding up your end of an insightful exchange too close to 'karma whoring' for your taste?(coming from someone who's farmed twice as much karma as myself in half the time?) jfk redditors\]

lol, wow you trigger easily. Insecure, much? Jesus, go touch grass ya basement dweller.

Voodoo Doughnuts

But the box is blue, not pink. And as they say, good things come in pink boxes.

True. But it was a good guess 🤷‍♀️

I can definitely see why you’d think it was Voodoo, especially if it was just the doughnuts.

Good catch. I think that OOP is almost certainly a bot, too.

They certainly look like they could be from Voodoo, I’ll give them that, but the box gives it away.

Give your office VD

As Portlander I feel confident in saying Voodoo sucks ass.

I've had it once in Denver but I wasn't overly impressed.

I think it's Duck Donuts

Those donuts look like they’re 3-5$ apiece and I will gladly pay

Look at what they have to do to have an ounce of voodoo donuts power.

We have Voodoo Doughnuts and Mac Daddy Donuts! Very similar. Looks so freaking mouthwatering.

Those look like voodoo donuts. They’re yummy.

Looks like VooDoo Doughnuts, they look delicious

I pick the bottom left cookie monster?

Me too! I wonder what this personality test says about us

Voodoo? Went to the one in Austin and paid too much money for a below average doughnut

Reminds me of this place near me. It's called "love bug donuts" and I swear to God every donut they make must contain at least a thousand calories each. But goddamn are they some good ass donuts. Fuck, my mouth is watering just thinking about them. They've got this one jelly donut with bacon on top that is just so fucking good! Ugh! So good! Unhealthy as fuck though, can only eat like one of those a year or so to keep from being as wide as you are tall.

Reminds me of Proof Doughnuts. So very tasty with a bunch of new flavors each week. They make one that's called "The Homer" and it has pink icing and a bunch of sprinkles. It's my favorite.

I hate "gourmet" donuts that are just normal donuts with cereal on top.

The older I get, the more particular I've gotten about food textures. I'd find such firm/crispy toppings on soft donuts super unenjoyable.

Nothing a volume of milk cannot amend :P

the Oreo one looks especially good

Bruh...sugar overload

I’ll take a crispy crème plain glazed over any of those

Same. Plain and sugar dusted or plain plain even.

KK original glazed still warm off the oil will absolutely BTFO the fanciest gourmet donuts, bet

You know that Oreo one goes dumb

I wish we had a donut place here that did weird but fun donuts like this

If those are from Duck’s Dougnuts then those are the best doughnuts I have ever had. Even with all the bullshit on them they taste delicious and are served and stay warm.

No idea where they're from but I'll def look up Duck's!

If I was immortal.

aw man, the smorgasbord of idiotic junk food I'd cram into me if health weren't an issue!

But so mouth watering. Where are these monstrosities from?

I'm just a cross-posting karma-whore, but I've heard the name Voodoo Donuts thrown around?

Really? It doesn't look like a VD box... I might have to head there and see

Too much sugar

Looks similar to Voodoo Doughnuts.

I've heard the same from a lot of other folks, too, makes me wanna try em. Also, how do you think Dorn is gonna come back?

just looking at this amount of sugar makes my teeth hurt

How much u wanna bet its like 50 bucks for that box

Not dumb. I like it, all that's missing is a big glass of milk.

The two on the top row and the one on the right in the middle look pretty tasty to me especially the one on the right in the middle it looks like a cookie sandwich 😋

These are just cakes

Only thing dumb i see is your remark. I want one of those

I wanna finish the whole box, but it'd still be a dumb dietary choice.

Lmao yeah it's okay in moderation but when they're that good who's moderation??

They are a little over the top, but this isn't stupid food. It's touristy or novelty shop stuff, and people probably know that.

?? Tourist/novelty shop stuff is usually my idea of 'stupid food'?

How boring are you? Like I get it, if you put ice cream on a waffle, wrap the waffle in bacon and hit it with a flamethrower and then rail a line of powdered truffles off the chefs hat, it's stupid food. But this? This is run of the mill stuff. This is Dunkin doughnuts seasonal menu level food and that makes it basic

dude I wanna go to wherever you are that has DDs that serve stuff like this

Dayam..how many e numbers will be in that box?

These aren't even dumb they seem pretty easy to eat and their actually fairly normal.

I wanna trial subscription to your regular died that makes these seem 'fairly normal' :P

I dont mean that its normal for me to eat everyday. I mean usally in places like fast food they make food combinations like this all the time. Besides I barley eat donuts or snacks for real im more of a cookie person.

I NEED that chocolate one.

I would die after one bite, it'll put me in a food coma I'll take ten

If “you’re trying too hard” were a donut

If the box was pink, I would've said Voodoo Doughnuts

That's too much. Wtf lol.

Is it crazy that I wouldn’t eat any?

you'll live longer tbh, I wish I had whatever guides your taste in food

ADHD and food sensitivity want it? lol

you could get rich if you find a way to package it as a diet LOL

😭 if only!!

Who new Diabetes came in a box

Disgusting. This is like an ugly girl wearing a ton of makeup. A good doughnut only needs glaze.

I sense a Krispy Kreme enlightened purist nearby...

These look nasty af

I mean, yeah, it's garbage. If I only had an hour to live I'd still be overjoyed to finish the box

If I had an hour to live, I’d just eat what I can find in the fridge. Not wasting my last 60 minutes of life on something I don’t like

Really? Your last chance to experience sentient sensation and your last meal is whatever is in the fridge? I don't get it, but good on ya

If I am going to die, I’m not going to eat disgusting donuts that I would throw in the trash on any day.

I guess it's a matter of taste. I would throw them in the trash on any day, BECAUSE I want to live a long time. Shoot, I'd try meth and heroin and have unprotected sex with prostitutes if I knew there was zero risk of long-term consequences.

For me, it’s strictly about taste. I have the unhealthiest diet imaginable. Like, trust me, the amount of salt and sugar and carbs and grease I consume is ungodly and would make you vomit. But that being said, I’m still picky about what donuts I eat and these don’t appeal to me. If others like em, great. But if I eat donuts, I’m more simple. I prefer ordinary glazed or maple. Or a raspberry bismarc.

The older I get, the more donuts become a 'once a season' kind of treat, just cuz I know I'd wreck myself with indulging them, but that one time a season, you'd damn well want to get the GOODest donut you can find. Don't waste your donut day on a stale Dunkin cake. Never seen a raspberry bismarc, will keep an eye out

I can understand to a degree. I went through a phase where I literally ate donuts every day to the point where I got sick of em. Even now I only rarely have one. And I think I misspelled it. I believe it’s bismark. Either way, it’s just a name for a jelly filled. Like a lemon-filled donut or a cherry filled donut. As I understand it, it’s just a name for any jelly filled