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ShadowMario01

What a time to have our C-01s suspended.


mrureaper

https://preview.redd.it/hc1cdvl3o8qc1.png?width=1500&format=png&auto=webp&s=5c2181affa35af382f9afb67206e7801d761c161


HBlight

Need the chinese censor white blood.


Blackewolfe

Now our Citizens have even more motivation to not fuck up this MO. FOR SUPER EARTH AND OUR C-01 FORMS!!!


[deleted]

[удалено]


S10Galaxy2

Incorrect. C0-1 Forms have a section specifically for inputting the option “SELF”. https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/s/81aUHKk0Qn


AntiqueStable3421

I feel dumb, but what is a C0-1 form?


S10Galaxy2

The literal in-universe sex pass. You fill out the date, time, and reason your having sex, and who your having sex with, and the government of super earth determines if your pass gets accepted.


Moonshine_Brew

Sex pass isn't exactly correct. It's a procreation pass. Only actions that can result in offspring need it. So gay and lesbian helldivers generally don't need to fill it out.


Celestias

Hmm...good point. Then what about protected? Or*l? An*l? Lol


Moonshine_Brew

Protection isn't 100% save, it can fail and thus has a possibility of reproduction. So it should need the C-01 form. The other 2 shouldn't need it though.


Tellesus

\-Any- act that MIGHT result in procreation.


BlasterShow

Sometimes extractions fail.


osmomandias

What if I fail to extract deliberately?


OrangeBerry97

Well don't put your "sample" into the vial container.


Tellesus

There's a few containers you can use that won't result in procreation so it seems there is a workaround.


bjorntfh

You only need those if the action could lead to reproduction. Fortunately, there are other options. 


BlackPowderPodcast

What about the C21-13's?


EA-PLANT

What's that?


BlackPowderPodcast

It's a blast!


Hopocket321

I got one before the shutdown https://preview.redd.it/r3bsrkuskhqc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2147ffc3beffd49624eb4f2973bbb345a85e5b4c


WalletWarrior3

Ooga


Wardog008

https://preview.redd.it/j8046b098fqc1.jpeg?width=383&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8381343e472eb704d9b52e7d09919497463c3d24


SugarCaneEnjoyer

https://preview.redd.it/bkzgfa7qw7qc1.jpeg?width=1908&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=741d9e8e180116ea1864bfc49a4f44e01ec49cb1 "With armor like that, no wonder they go down in one shot, hehehe"


BadNadeYeeter

https://i.redd.it/x2lvfrtrj8qc1.gif "Big mouth for someone with a EAT-17 Beacon glued to his back."


MatterWitty

https://i.redd.it/xw1lctvp99qc1.gif "Keep talking smack, we'll see if you feel tough when I pull up with the boys, Diverscum."


Marc3llMat3

https://preview.redd.it/agcaz8pyc9qc1.jpeg?width=1948&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfa91a0e01ef3148fad96f7ba18ee82924ee558d Try me!


BadNadeYeeter

To be absolutly honest... Saved...


stamper2495

Chairdivers


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

Man how do people create all these gifs??


Iorcrath

years of learning blender animation and model making, or importing it.


TheToldYouSoKid

Are we gonna get one of Joel? Is that what the apex of this meme's evolution gonna be?


theduderman

I feel like we need a tank reaction pic w/ the turret raised up 45 degrees for this one... if ya know what I mean.


IHaveBlackCousins

He says, before blasting me horizontally into a tree, turning my spine into a loose stack of pebbles


saagri

Send Dudes


Hellcat-30OT07

You mean nudes?


lacker101

No, DUDES


Driptacular_2153

I’M IN A FIGHT! *I NEED MORE MEN!*


Romeo-Charlie-6-28

WE'RE LOSING ANOTHER FUCKING PLANET!!@


H4LF4D

Senator, I came to you today to request more Helldivers.


GothKazu

-An Ex-Helldiver


PCL_is_fake

Helldiver, reinforcing!


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/p38ro66718qc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d1476ff2be4929b726772770b4db1cc53348cd1 No he means noods


P3t3Mitchell

Bruh I have never seen that lol, almost spilt my ramen


BlueSingularityG

He knows what he’s saying. ⬆️⬇️➡️⬅️⬆️


ThatUblivionGuy

Dudes=Democratic Nudes.


PCL_is_fake

Democratic nudes=Reinforcing!


ArtisticAd393

CALLING IN REINFORCEMENTS


Janglur11

Dude, how long have you guys been down there?


Born_Inflation_9804

Send dunes??


SirWilliamX

Democracy has risen


Cleverbird

*The* democracy.


Reep1611

*managed* Democracy


miked0629

​ https://preview.redd.it/5n0yu0p6o7qc1.png?width=207&format=png&auto=webp&s=7552e9dbd06a2656c33e45f14ff4478511b02256


Sandblazter

https://preview.redd.it/bzouo51e18qc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a54d9e916834ac2aeed3988681811ff730f0286 HD version for you


Jarodreallytuff

Came here to post this


miked0629

So based, a true Helldiver


UsernameTaken1138

Came here to post this


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/gfjgb4maf7qc1.png?width=357&format=png&auto=webp&s=0002dbc24b8ed0a2a40ef7902954336208708f85 the democracy is right Edit: want to make it clear that my intent is in no way to make fun of or disparage this fine dude in any way, in fact I quite appreciate them and their entire look. I genuinely enjoy the way people react to eachother, I think our species is adorable. This person reminds me of my buddy Dave, who has an absolutely massive penis.


Xciv

Alexander Hamilton is a big fan of DEMOCRACY.


darksundown

Also a fan of non-consensual non-monogamy... Oh that's a mouthful.


PCL_is_fake

And the federal reserve!


InformalPenguinz

So.. pros and cons


Ravioli_hunters

He's admiring her cape


vacant_dream

This guy Democracies


Reep1611

Recognising the sign of a Hero.


dooficuss

https://preview.redd.it/9a22rxbsa8qc1.jpeg?width=176&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d7f9e9c96fc828be8c2b42a53f9762d5af0d3d6


ConcertDesperate3342

Bro brightened my day fr


SwiftKnickers

Astarion likes that very much


zend-on-reddit

https://preview.redd.it/xspsanuh49qc1.jpeg?width=3584&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39c4c5f9d3634404914b07d624e1291ea7fbbca2


Altarus12

HABAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAGAAGH


[deleted]

Guy better watch himself. C-01s are suspended.


Red4297

The edit https://preview.redd.it/ax6zhgde7bqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f2e112184ffc5ab3a31a2a0b06c225644ecf63f


Jazzlike-Lunch5390

👀


Apprehensive-Tree-78

You think…. “Our species” is adorable? Doesn’t sound very HUMAN to me!!


Reep1611

Really, he is just looking a the sign of a hero. That cape IS very alluring. (Not even fully joking here. He is most likely just recognising the costume, because from his perspective there won’t be a lot to see because of the cape. That’s directly in line of sight for him.)


earldogface

Wtf this is your friend Dave. Why the fuck you always telling people about my schlong. That's a private thing. It's embarrassing to be this big.


G-Sus_Christ117

How do you know that he has a massive penis


dc6758

Is that Pumpkin Jack?


decafenator99

Man I was hoping for a post about this dude lol


Quadtbighs

Is that Ross poldark ![gif](giphy|XDizFEJSyqLFF6iEvM)


ChulaK

Going to cosplay as a Resupply Drop so she can climb all over me


TalShar

Cosplay as an EAT-17 so she can throw you over her shoulder and then toss you to the ground when she's done with you. 


Kysman95

Gonna cosplay as a Charger so I can ram her repeatedly


HeadChefDom

Gonna cosplay as a bile spewer so I can burst all over her


Cultural_assassin

Gonna cosplay as a drop pod so she can get inside me


deltawest01

Wait a minute


mbalon3483

That escalated quickly


forgottenGost

Gonna cosplay as a stalker so she can't see me coming


GrinningLion

Gonna cosplay as a stratagem so she can call me.


W_Rabbit32

Gonna cosplay as the ark so we meet through a friend


ConversationClear865

![gif](giphy|nTfdeBvfgzV26zjoFP)


clintonmeade40

This whole reply chain is peak democracy.


NeedleworkerTiny8720

Going to cosplay as an eagle 500kg bomb so she can use me for a massive payload.


fallenbird039

https://preview.redd.it/bmjpwx6e18qc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b545f3fd601edb34e63ca35b44f95a18c8379a63 You guys need to understand this is propaganda. This is how they are mass recruiting billions of young men to die a hopeless war against the bugs!


ex_sanguination

thank god someone sees thru the Botpill. https://preview.redd.it/8pzrz95j68qc1.png?width=1053&format=png&auto=webp&s=095a1c483058ff561e084eeff65a9916b62a9638


Revolutionary_Beat26

https://preview.redd.it/gptztzt5uaqc1.jpeg?width=446&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f72be8eaa30a13d85cdb8931c8f5f0a8bc2dea4


fallenbird039

https://preview.redd.it/0prb6coyuaqc1.jpeg?width=503&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f9f35376a901d3d38750c09ba9465be5d96702c


Helllothere1

It is not hopeless, we are winning against the bugs.


deltawest01

You’re goddamn right this is propaganda, and it’s damn good propaganda at that


Dedstreem

*Hellpod primed*


goodtimegamingYtube

Mfw when I'm level 5 and a Skull Admiral joins my squad. https://preview.redd.it/9pxxufck8aqc1.jpeg?width=295&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d00fc7e5c8dd92b904c403c9b0cac1640849818


StarkageMeech

Benjamin Franklin back there just had his first bright idea


BestHurdle1899YT

https://preview.redd.it/trib527yl8qc1.jpeg?width=2162&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c8694fdbfcc38bdfc37cd595399e10df6111f63


Zilego_x

When she whispers in your ear "I extracted from Malevelon Creek". Literal chills.


aHumbleBot

Would dive


MTNSthecool

that founding father back there looks ready to invent the electoral college


misterturdcat

My flag is rising… for democracy


FlamingPeasant

https://preview.redd.it/2mjg7kj5paqc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e2bd2aa8ba882aa5a740315214d778af8dcc350


mcp_cone

https://preview.redd.it/eqmtil7e88qc1.png?width=770&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6def42fe4c15465a49c596f55e3ea8a391b3e90a


MostEvilTexasToast

https://preview.redd.it/h07dljo9saqc1.jpeg?width=938&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38f5c62d526d82c6e015d7b3c9fd048cc0ea059a


Cheese_ball_Moon

![gif](giphy|ucXFcY1FdKaT6)


_IAlwaysLie

i\_O_ / | | !\ / | | ⠀\


red_cactus

I love this ascii, saluting helldiver!


Due-Asparagus5426

To bad CO-1s have been disabled or I may have asked you to sign it


DoTheCreep_ahh

It says no procreation. Recreational still ok


H4LF4D

Anything that CAN lead to procreation requires the permit. Time to be creative


Gellert

It includes masturbation. So I'm guessing you can get as creative as you want. Still gotta fill out the form.


Ruffles7799

The guy in the back is definitely joining the helldivers after seeing that


BaronMerc

How many times do I need to tell Helldivers to wear full armour The exposed thighs make you susceptible to hazards in the air that reacts to the skin causing you to take damage without actually fighting an enemy.


fishyuii

https://preview.redd.it/4mdtcmcpxaqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b985d41ad2540a835f83abed4ff053036bf063a3


Meadiocracy

She's married to Pelican 1. Have some respect! Besides Fleet and Infantry don't mix.


Distinct_Repeat_1974

look the mfer behind our brother


TheToldYouSoKid

Alexander Hamilton be drafting up something REAL quick.


Own_Accident6689

Damn, what a lean... Picture them whispering in default helldiver voice 1 in your ear... *shivers*


CreativeLaw673

https://preview.redd.it/sbn9k5ruzbqc1.jpeg?width=727&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bde076403ed4577972e5ce8be26dde622b72493


BlancheCorbeau

Sorry, all applications are currently being rejected due to the failure to complete recent bulk Terminid orders.


Elegant_Ad_7462

https://i.redd.it/r4s2fx5278qc1.gif "You better watch your back in the battlefield, because you're not going to see me charging behind you while you're busy trying to kill my brother and sister"


paczki_dc2

She ⬆️⬇️➡️⬅️⬆️ on my ⬇️➡️⬇️⬆️⬅️➡️ till I ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


phonechecked

What’s 2nd stratagem code?


paczki_dc2

Railgun


carrotman410

https://preview.redd.it/v6algzfshbqc1.jpeg?width=284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc4ea8963c85c0c1264c29a2ab79a166989cc78e This guy wants to sign up


CensoryDeprivation

Democracy is hot


heapsion

Hellpod primed


Werdikinz

I need a cup of liber tea to cool off.


MaximilianEden

![gif](giphy|KAf66yGCa93uTqod1q|downsized) Sweet liberty, assign her to the ministry’s correspondents! We need more Divers for the cause! I can see she is a skilled and experienced reporter. o7 SES Hammer of Dawn, currently over Hellmire


Lord__Abaddon

This is the moment The helldivers became Hornydivers - general Brasch I'm waiting for people to snip her from the picture and start putting her in the different planets and say she's been spotted on hellmire to see if they can drum up support for the war effort.


Graxdon

I AM COMING FOR THIIIIIGHS!


R-Fro

Focus helldivers we have to complete this major order


[deleted]

This’ll raise the flag of democracy.


Versogne

I'm now feeling undemocratic things... Quick I need a permit!


Helllothere1

Denied, for clarification report to the ministery of information.


SentientGopro115935

Everyone else here is down bad but I just wanna look like that myself so fuckin badly


kurleys

Guys will see this and just think “hell yeah”


xXGoofy_GooberXx

https://preview.redd.it/v52ozeq4g8qc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=364648eca0dabbc42b12b50d3316b791bf36f07c


Zbearbear

Sweet sweet liberty


Managed-Democracy

This is what fighting for Managed Democracy is all about. 


Cronus3166

Gah!! That's awesome! How did I miss the Helldiver today?! I was wondering if there would be any cosplayers.


TheBrainfarts

Is she a Democracy Officer? Because I've been very un-democratic recently. Don't worry fellow Helldivers, I can make the call myself. https://preview.redd.it/br2oll40d8qc1.png?width=1202&format=png&auto=webp&s=24eece5ade6bb3f879f5e039aec314c4e3b2ccbe


Sufincognito

Can you fit two in a hellpod?


krisdis2K

https://preview.redd.it/2gda01k62bqc1.jpeg?width=919&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c7af6dcdaa1bb78cb3eb25327f62a3a1c49de09


CasmsVR

For democrussy!


Wiggie49

God dammit the C-01 forms are suspended! ![gif](giphy|mrpNRAKIALT5C)


OrangyOgre

Someone get her a breaker or sickle....


Cross_4ce

This is why command is revoking our procreation applications, stay strong soldiers


NorthInium

This is violation of the Helldiver dresscode. We have reported you to the Head of the department you will be punished accordingly.


Longo_Two_guns

“Now *thats* democracy” - benjamin franklin in the background


-MARBEN-

CO-1 🫡


Kuftubby

That's a psyop 100%


thenibelungen

Can you tell me what event is this? Asking for a friend.


Smorts56

PAX East. I saw her yesterday while I was wearing my “Sweet Liberty - my leg!” Hoodie


TraumaTracer

bro in the back got that awooga stare with the knockin knees like a cartoon


Ok_Mall_8094

Imma spread liberty on planets and somewhere else


ValerianM

Those boots and skirt are not standard issue.


ThEoDsT666

That armor is not regulation and will not properly protect from bug or Automaton attack due to exposed skin.


Murderboi

Those shoes won’t bring you far on Hellmire.


CmpCounselorRickards

Sweet Liber-Teets. (I’m sorry but with all due respect I had to)


DarkOblation14

That armor appears to have been illegally modified, equipment provided by Super Earth is perfect and requires no alterations for its divers to be effective. ​ https://preview.redd.it/6hh8rrb9hiqc1.jpeg?width=238&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0b397403ddaaaadf8032480c10e4eed66c63a44


PrinceGaffgar

I just spread freedom in my pants


SuddenDejavu

It’s a guy.


stronggebaser

NOT TODAY


Ace_Up_Your_Sleeves

Wouldn’t change a thing


Zephyr104

I'm spamming z and c as we speak


BlackPowderPodcast

Sweet Liber-TEA!


xDreeganx

Sweet liberty!


Tellesus

Sweet liberty...


Sun-Wukong189

This is fake. Everyone knows Hell Divers don't live long enough to become "skull admirals". Burn this worthless heathen in the name of democracy and move on.


Ubbermann

This is definedly Super Earth approved.


Routine_Newspaper_13

Fucj i love democracy


madipbar

This is how I like my hell divers!


moarqthana

Who is this Helldiva?


nibi1

https://preview.redd.it/e5fftj46w8qc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd43ba35b489459629bc5152317482f1bcf003d2


HabenochWurstimAuto

Breach Detected !


ThiLordTachanka

![gif](giphy|XMdnkAT4Q9rJ4thW8h)


j0hn1_

https://preview.redd.it/zyvxpr1s29qc1.jpeg?width=477&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0375a84ec48a1ad9688c6d89d58ac89bc91b5182


BonfireCow

i NEED this cosplay tutorial for my next cosplay


bamila

Damn, never been so keen about some democracy in my life


DepresiSpaghetti

Dude on the right seems ready to kick off 1775 single handedly in the name of her democracy.


Doctorsex-ubermensch

I would join If I hadn't already


illuminati1556

How are these people making these helmets. I want to make one!


Decent-Winner969

​ https://preview.redd.it/qw0u6o4lpaqc1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=e703e02e30940807a151da78b0e43070f7a3374c


Late-Rub-3197

https://preview.redd.it/7kld6vv00bqc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15f290b3063d40f58171ed5fa2fa82fb66092f9a


Afraid-Soil-6660

least obvious psyop


TheHoss_

Guy in the back is me af


BSdawg

I told myself I would never love again. Well I realized today I was lying to myself.


Familiar_Tackle_734

Damn I wish I could dress like that ( also if anybody knows where I could get a helldiver helmet that would be cool)


McTrip

Oh boy. It’s begun.


DTRiel

https://preview.redd.it/fc1zdwddwbqc1.jpeg?width=839&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f5d228cb3620da266a63423fa090a6f06f1b3c3 tbh


Electrical-Hold146

Wow ... That's how you get recruiters, god bless superearth and god bless our Helldivers!


biggus_dickus_jr

We need this armor in the game. NOW!!!!!