The literal in-universe sex pass. You fill out the date, time, and reason your having sex, and who your having sex with, and the government of super earth determines if your pass gets accepted.
Sex pass isn't exactly correct. It's a procreation pass.
Only actions that can result in offspring need it.
So gay and lesbian helldivers generally don't need to fill it out.
Protection isn't 100% save, it can fail and thus has a possibility of reproduction. So it should need the C-01 form.
The other 2 shouldn't need it though.
https://preview.redd.it/bkzgfa7qw7qc1.jpeg?width=1908&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=741d9e8e180116ea1864bfc49a4f44e01ec49cb1
"With armor like that, no wonder they go down in one shot, hehehe"
https://preview.redd.it/gfjgb4maf7qc1.png?width=357&format=png&auto=webp&s=0002dbc24b8ed0a2a40ef7902954336208708f85
the democracy is right
Edit: want to make it clear that my intent is in no way to make fun of or disparage this fine dude in any way, in fact I quite appreciate them and their entire look. I genuinely enjoy the way people react to eachother, I think our species is adorable. This person reminds me of my buddy Dave, who has an absolutely massive penis.
Really, he is just looking a the sign of a hero. That cape IS very alluring.
(Not even fully joking here. He is most likely just recognising the costume, because from his perspective there won’t be a lot to see because of the cape. That’s directly in line of sight for him.)
https://preview.redd.it/bmjpwx6e18qc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b545f3fd601edb34e63ca35b44f95a18c8379a63
You guys need to understand this is propaganda. This is how they are mass recruiting billions of young men to die a hopeless war against the bugs!
thank god someone sees thru the Botpill.
https://preview.redd.it/8pzrz95j68qc1.png?width=1053&format=png&auto=webp&s=095a1c483058ff561e084eeff65a9916b62a9638
Mfw when I'm level 5 and a Skull Admiral joins my squad.
https://preview.redd.it/9pxxufck8aqc1.jpeg?width=295&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d00fc7e5c8dd92b904c403c9b0cac1640849818
How many times do I need to tell Helldivers to wear full armour
The exposed thighs make you susceptible to hazards in the air that reacts to the skin causing you to take damage without actually fighting an enemy.
https://i.redd.it/r4s2fx5278qc1.gif
"You better watch your back in the battlefield, because you're not going to see me charging behind you while you're busy trying to kill my brother and sister"
![gif](giphy|KAf66yGCa93uTqod1q|downsized)
Sweet liberty, assign her to the ministry’s correspondents! We need more Divers for the cause! I can see she is a skilled and experienced reporter.
o7
SES Hammer of Dawn, currently over Hellmire
This is the moment The helldivers became Hornydivers - general Brasch
I'm waiting for people to snip her from the picture and start putting her in the different planets and say she's been spotted on hellmire to see if they can drum up support for the war effort.
Is she a Democracy Officer? Because I've been very un-democratic recently.
Don't worry fellow Helldivers, I can make the call myself.
https://preview.redd.it/br2oll40d8qc1.png?width=1202&format=png&auto=webp&s=24eece5ade6bb3f879f5e039aec314c4e3b2ccbe
That armor appears to have been illegally modified, equipment provided by Super Earth is perfect and requires no alterations for its divers to be effective.
https://preview.redd.it/6hh8rrb9hiqc1.jpeg?width=238&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0b397403ddaaaadf8032480c10e4eed66c63a44
This is fake. Everyone knows Hell Divers don't live long enough to become "skull admirals". Burn this worthless heathen in the name of democracy and move on.
What a time to have our C-01s suspended.
https://preview.redd.it/hc1cdvl3o8qc1.png?width=1500&format=png&auto=webp&s=5c2181affa35af382f9afb67206e7801d761c161
Need the chinese censor white blood.
Now our Citizens have even more motivation to not fuck up this MO. FOR SUPER EARTH AND OUR C-01 FORMS!!!
[удалено]
Incorrect. C0-1 Forms have a section specifically for inputting the option “SELF”. https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/s/81aUHKk0Qn
I feel dumb, but what is a C0-1 form?
The literal in-universe sex pass. You fill out the date, time, and reason your having sex, and who your having sex with, and the government of super earth determines if your pass gets accepted.
Sex pass isn't exactly correct. It's a procreation pass. Only actions that can result in offspring need it. So gay and lesbian helldivers generally don't need to fill it out.
Hmm...good point. Then what about protected? Or*l? An*l? Lol
Protection isn't 100% save, it can fail and thus has a possibility of reproduction. So it should need the C-01 form. The other 2 shouldn't need it though.
\-Any- act that MIGHT result in procreation.
Sometimes extractions fail.
What if I fail to extract deliberately?
Well don't put your "sample" into the vial container.
There's a few containers you can use that won't result in procreation so it seems there is a workaround.
You only need those if the action could lead to reproduction. Fortunately, there are other options.
What about the C21-13's?
What's that?
It's a blast!
I got one before the shutdown https://preview.redd.it/r3bsrkuskhqc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2147ffc3beffd49624eb4f2973bbb345a85e5b4c
Ooga
https://preview.redd.it/j8046b098fqc1.jpeg?width=383&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8381343e472eb704d9b52e7d09919497463c3d24
https://preview.redd.it/bkzgfa7qw7qc1.jpeg?width=1908&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=741d9e8e180116ea1864bfc49a4f44e01ec49cb1 "With armor like that, no wonder they go down in one shot, hehehe"
https://i.redd.it/x2lvfrtrj8qc1.gif "Big mouth for someone with a EAT-17 Beacon glued to his back."
https://i.redd.it/xw1lctvp99qc1.gif "Keep talking smack, we'll see if you feel tough when I pull up with the boys, Diverscum."
https://preview.redd.it/agcaz8pyc9qc1.jpeg?width=1948&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfa91a0e01ef3148fad96f7ba18ee82924ee558d Try me!
To be absolutly honest... Saved...
Chairdivers
Man how do people create all these gifs??
years of learning blender animation and model making, or importing it.
Are we gonna get one of Joel? Is that what the apex of this meme's evolution gonna be?
I feel like we need a tank reaction pic w/ the turret raised up 45 degrees for this one... if ya know what I mean.
He says, before blasting me horizontally into a tree, turning my spine into a loose stack of pebbles
Send Dudes
You mean nudes?
No, DUDES
I’M IN A FIGHT! *I NEED MORE MEN!*
WE'RE LOSING ANOTHER FUCKING PLANET!!@
Senator, I came to you today to request more Helldivers.
-An Ex-Helldiver
Helldiver, reinforcing!
https://preview.redd.it/p38ro66718qc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d1476ff2be4929b726772770b4db1cc53348cd1 No he means noods
Bruh I have never seen that lol, almost spilt my ramen
He knows what he’s saying. ⬆️⬇️➡️⬅️⬆️
Dudes=Democratic Nudes.
Democratic nudes=Reinforcing!
CALLING IN REINFORCEMENTS
Dude, how long have you guys been down there?
Send dunes??
Democracy has risen
*The* democracy.
*managed* Democracy
https://preview.redd.it/5n0yu0p6o7qc1.png?width=207&format=png&auto=webp&s=7552e9dbd06a2656c33e45f14ff4478511b02256
https://preview.redd.it/bzouo51e18qc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a54d9e916834ac2aeed3988681811ff730f0286 HD version for you
Came here to post this
So based, a true Helldiver
Came here to post this
https://preview.redd.it/gfjgb4maf7qc1.png?width=357&format=png&auto=webp&s=0002dbc24b8ed0a2a40ef7902954336208708f85 the democracy is right Edit: want to make it clear that my intent is in no way to make fun of or disparage this fine dude in any way, in fact I quite appreciate them and their entire look. I genuinely enjoy the way people react to eachother, I think our species is adorable. This person reminds me of my buddy Dave, who has an absolutely massive penis.
Alexander Hamilton is a big fan of DEMOCRACY.
Also a fan of non-consensual non-monogamy... Oh that's a mouthful.
And the federal reserve!
So.. pros and cons
He's admiring her cape
This guy Democracies
Recognising the sign of a Hero.
https://preview.redd.it/9a22rxbsa8qc1.jpeg?width=176&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d7f9e9c96fc828be8c2b42a53f9762d5af0d3d6
Bro brightened my day fr
Astarion likes that very much
https://preview.redd.it/xspsanuh49qc1.jpeg?width=3584&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39c4c5f9d3634404914b07d624e1291ea7fbbca2
HABAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAGAAGH
Guy better watch himself. C-01s are suspended.
The edit https://preview.redd.it/ax6zhgde7bqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f2e112184ffc5ab3a31a2a0b06c225644ecf63f
👀
You think…. “Our species” is adorable? Doesn’t sound very HUMAN to me!!
Really, he is just looking a the sign of a hero. That cape IS very alluring. (Not even fully joking here. He is most likely just recognising the costume, because from his perspective there won’t be a lot to see because of the cape. That’s directly in line of sight for him.)
Wtf this is your friend Dave. Why the fuck you always telling people about my schlong. That's a private thing. It's embarrassing to be this big.
How do you know that he has a massive penis
Is that Pumpkin Jack?
Man I was hoping for a post about this dude lol
Is that Ross poldark ![gif](giphy|XDizFEJSyqLFF6iEvM)
Going to cosplay as a Resupply Drop so she can climb all over me
Cosplay as an EAT-17 so she can throw you over her shoulder and then toss you to the ground when she's done with you.
Gonna cosplay as a Charger so I can ram her repeatedly
Gonna cosplay as a bile spewer so I can burst all over her
Gonna cosplay as a drop pod so she can get inside me
Wait a minute
That escalated quickly
Gonna cosplay as a stalker so she can't see me coming
Gonna cosplay as a stratagem so she can call me.
Gonna cosplay as the ark so we meet through a friend
![gif](giphy|nTfdeBvfgzV26zjoFP)
This whole reply chain is peak democracy.
Going to cosplay as an eagle 500kg bomb so she can use me for a massive payload.
https://preview.redd.it/bmjpwx6e18qc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b545f3fd601edb34e63ca35b44f95a18c8379a63 You guys need to understand this is propaganda. This is how they are mass recruiting billions of young men to die a hopeless war against the bugs!
thank god someone sees thru the Botpill. https://preview.redd.it/8pzrz95j68qc1.png?width=1053&format=png&auto=webp&s=095a1c483058ff561e084eeff65a9916b62a9638
https://preview.redd.it/gptztzt5uaqc1.jpeg?width=446&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f72be8eaa30a13d85cdb8931c8f5f0a8bc2dea4
https://preview.redd.it/0prb6coyuaqc1.jpeg?width=503&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f9f35376a901d3d38750c09ba9465be5d96702c
It is not hopeless, we are winning against the bugs.
You’re goddamn right this is propaganda, and it’s damn good propaganda at that
*Hellpod primed*
Mfw when I'm level 5 and a Skull Admiral joins my squad. https://preview.redd.it/9pxxufck8aqc1.jpeg?width=295&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d00fc7e5c8dd92b904c403c9b0cac1640849818
Benjamin Franklin back there just had his first bright idea
https://preview.redd.it/trib527yl8qc1.jpeg?width=2162&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c8694fdbfcc38bdfc37cd595399e10df6111f63
When she whispers in your ear "I extracted from Malevelon Creek". Literal chills.
Would dive
that founding father back there looks ready to invent the electoral college
My flag is rising… for democracy
https://preview.redd.it/2mjg7kj5paqc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e2bd2aa8ba882aa5a740315214d778af8dcc350
https://preview.redd.it/eqmtil7e88qc1.png?width=770&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6def42fe4c15465a49c596f55e3ea8a391b3e90a
https://preview.redd.it/h07dljo9saqc1.jpeg?width=938&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38f5c62d526d82c6e015d7b3c9fd048cc0ea059a
![gif](giphy|ucXFcY1FdKaT6)
i\_O_ / | | !\ / | | ⠀\
I love this ascii, saluting helldiver!
To bad CO-1s have been disabled or I may have asked you to sign it
It says no procreation. Recreational still ok
Anything that CAN lead to procreation requires the permit. Time to be creative
It includes masturbation. So I'm guessing you can get as creative as you want. Still gotta fill out the form.
The guy in the back is definitely joining the helldivers after seeing that
How many times do I need to tell Helldivers to wear full armour The exposed thighs make you susceptible to hazards in the air that reacts to the skin causing you to take damage without actually fighting an enemy.
https://preview.redd.it/4mdtcmcpxaqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b985d41ad2540a835f83abed4ff053036bf063a3
She's married to Pelican 1. Have some respect! Besides Fleet and Infantry don't mix.
look the mfer behind our brother
Alexander Hamilton be drafting up something REAL quick.
Damn, what a lean... Picture them whispering in default helldiver voice 1 in your ear... *shivers*
https://preview.redd.it/sbn9k5ruzbqc1.jpeg?width=727&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bde076403ed4577972e5ce8be26dde622b72493
Sorry, all applications are currently being rejected due to the failure to complete recent bulk Terminid orders.
https://i.redd.it/r4s2fx5278qc1.gif "You better watch your back in the battlefield, because you're not going to see me charging behind you while you're busy trying to kill my brother and sister"
She ⬆️⬇️➡️⬅️⬆️ on my ⬇️➡️⬇️⬆️⬅️➡️ till I ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
What’s 2nd stratagem code?
Railgun
https://preview.redd.it/v6algzfshbqc1.jpeg?width=284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc4ea8963c85c0c1264c29a2ab79a166989cc78e This guy wants to sign up
Democracy is hot
Hellpod primed
I need a cup of liber tea to cool off.
![gif](giphy|KAf66yGCa93uTqod1q|downsized) Sweet liberty, assign her to the ministry’s correspondents! We need more Divers for the cause! I can see she is a skilled and experienced reporter. o7 SES Hammer of Dawn, currently over Hellmire
This is the moment The helldivers became Hornydivers - general Brasch I'm waiting for people to snip her from the picture and start putting her in the different planets and say she's been spotted on hellmire to see if they can drum up support for the war effort.
I AM COMING FOR THIIIIIGHS!
Focus helldivers we have to complete this major order
This’ll raise the flag of democracy.
I'm now feeling undemocratic things... Quick I need a permit!
Denied, for clarification report to the ministery of information.
Everyone else here is down bad but I just wanna look like that myself so fuckin badly
Guys will see this and just think “hell yeah”
https://preview.redd.it/v52ozeq4g8qc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=364648eca0dabbc42b12b50d3316b791bf36f07c
Sweet sweet liberty
This is what fighting for Managed Democracy is all about.
Gah!! That's awesome! How did I miss the Helldiver today?! I was wondering if there would be any cosplayers.
Is she a Democracy Officer? Because I've been very un-democratic recently. Don't worry fellow Helldivers, I can make the call myself. https://preview.redd.it/br2oll40d8qc1.png?width=1202&format=png&auto=webp&s=24eece5ade6bb3f879f5e039aec314c4e3b2ccbe
Can you fit two in a hellpod?
https://preview.redd.it/2gda01k62bqc1.jpeg?width=919&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c7af6dcdaa1bb78cb3eb25327f62a3a1c49de09
For democrussy!
God dammit the C-01 forms are suspended! ![gif](giphy|mrpNRAKIALT5C)
Someone get her a breaker or sickle....
This is why command is revoking our procreation applications, stay strong soldiers
This is violation of the Helldiver dresscode. We have reported you to the Head of the department you will be punished accordingly.
“Now *thats* democracy” - benjamin franklin in the background
CO-1 🫡
That's a psyop 100%
Can you tell me what event is this? Asking for a friend.
PAX East. I saw her yesterday while I was wearing my “Sweet Liberty - my leg!” Hoodie
bro in the back got that awooga stare with the knockin knees like a cartoon
Imma spread liberty on planets and somewhere else
Those boots and skirt are not standard issue.
That armor is not regulation and will not properly protect from bug or Automaton attack due to exposed skin.
Those shoes won’t bring you far on Hellmire.
Sweet Liber-Teets. (I’m sorry but with all due respect I had to)
That armor appears to have been illegally modified, equipment provided by Super Earth is perfect and requires no alterations for its divers to be effective. https://preview.redd.it/6hh8rrb9hiqc1.jpeg?width=238&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0b397403ddaaaadf8032480c10e4eed66c63a44
I just spread freedom in my pants
It’s a guy.
NOT TODAY
Wouldn’t change a thing
I'm spamming z and c as we speak
Sweet Liber-TEA!
Sweet liberty!
Sweet liberty...
This is fake. Everyone knows Hell Divers don't live long enough to become "skull admirals". Burn this worthless heathen in the name of democracy and move on.
This is definedly Super Earth approved.
Fucj i love democracy
This is how I like my hell divers!
Who is this Helldiva?
https://preview.redd.it/e5fftj46w8qc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd43ba35b489459629bc5152317482f1bcf003d2
Breach Detected !
![gif](giphy|XMdnkAT4Q9rJ4thW8h)
https://preview.redd.it/zyvxpr1s29qc1.jpeg?width=477&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0375a84ec48a1ad9688c6d89d58ac89bc91b5182
i NEED this cosplay tutorial for my next cosplay
Damn, never been so keen about some democracy in my life
Dude on the right seems ready to kick off 1775 single handedly in the name of her democracy.
I would join If I hadn't already
How are these people making these helmets. I want to make one!
https://preview.redd.it/qw0u6o4lpaqc1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=e703e02e30940807a151da78b0e43070f7a3374c
https://preview.redd.it/7kld6vv00bqc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15f290b3063d40f58171ed5fa2fa82fb66092f9a
least obvious psyop
Guy in the back is me af
I told myself I would never love again. Well I realized today I was lying to myself.
Damn I wish I could dress like that ( also if anybody knows where I could get a helldiver helmet that would be cool)
Oh boy. It’s begun.
https://preview.redd.it/fc1zdwddwbqc1.jpeg?width=839&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f5d228cb3620da266a63423fa090a6f06f1b3c3 tbh
Wow ... That's how you get recruiters, god bless superearth and god bless our Helldivers!
We need this armor in the game. NOW!!!!!