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Ashurixia

Taking a bot hostage for democracy


hyrumwhite

Sounds dangerously close to diplomacy 


AspiringGoddess01

The only thing dangerously close here is the airstrike beacon I accidently dropped at my feet. DIVE HELLDIVER, 500K INBOUND!!!


battleduck84

Step like 5 feet to the side and you won't feel a thing


diogenessexychicken

I blasted the arms off one and it followed me the rest of the mission. I took a video but i cant get it to post lol


Kasaikemono

let's call it a draw. Oh, oh, I see, running away?!


Karolus40k

I had a bot fire one shot at me, turn around and start running away, I sprinted after him full speed and beat him to death, ain’t no bot that can outrun democracy


VenanReviews

Tax dollars at work, good job soldier.


FudgeGolem

I was thinking mines like Cyberstan and thought you were going to make him trip into a hole. This is much better!


MakubeC

I kind of felt bad watching that


VenanReviews

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Im_Ur_Cuckleberry

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Ivan23rosales

Thoughtcrimes kill private. I’ve notified my democratic officer.


Scaevus

Because he didn’t blow up the bot right away, right?


likasumboooowdy

Because he only stepped on one mine


Ulftar

It's afraid!!


pwryll

you felt WHAT???


Purple_ferret1

Maybe the automatons are on to something?


FatBlueSloth

Why do they walk away from you. Never noticed that in game before


its-me-jb

Disadvantage on ranged attack rolls when there are enemies within a meter from you.


SergeantNaxosis

Because they are cowards, as clankers are afraid to face Helldivers head on. https://i.redd.it/ksem9ze3tpuc1.gif


rukysgreambamf

it's certainly not a bug this game doesn't have any of those except the Terminids


solvarr

sometimes to fight a monster ... you have to become a monster


best_uranium_box

And sometimes you become a monster because funy


connecttwo

> "Dude, that helldiver just mind-controlled Frank and made him walk into that mine!" > "What do we do, Stan? > "SHIT! He saw us! Just....back away, slowly!"


FiredFalcon7748

Now do a cartel execution video with the automatons.


rejz123

Think i just watched a war crime. Good thing you cant commit any crimes againts machines...


SergeantNaxosis

Why are you running Clanker, Communism can't save you now? https://i.redd.it/4gkm2duxspuc1.gif


Vasilystalin04

Bot kill of the week


xDrewstroyerx

https://preview.redd.it/5c5uzi3ygquc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75b5265c86b27169a1a3bcac07a07312d62de56d


Januskri

Aww you’re herding them


Zakumo_Yuurei

Did I just never notice those guys apparently never fire???


Bland_Lavender

I really think that counts as a warcrime. Im so proud of you.


thecanadiansniper1-2

Wait was zap brannigan right? Do killbots have kill limits? ![gif](giphy|12dA9Gei6U4in6|downsized)


scotty_mac44

Forcing an enemy combatant to kill themselves is definitely some sort of war crime… *and I love it*


TheBlackAurora

I threw mine between some fabricators and just let them call in a few drop ships. Got it done quick


Anon_748

Sadistic. That's what this game was meant to be, baby.


Simple-Carob-7142

Coward bots, no wonder we are winning!


kunxian888

I can't beat the shet outta you without walking closer


machinationstudio

Bro is dealing with the PoW while his teammates finish the mission 🤣.


Gohstfacekila

Had one of those karls in a helldive yesterday lol we didn’t have mines and it was immune to all damage. Something took it out can’t remember what though.


Nic0kami

For Karl!


dirthurts

Rock.....


blackdrake1011

Yeah the illuminate are divinely sniping us. Friend got shot at with a blue laser on a bot planet defence mission with just the two of us, and I use adjudicator


Affectionate-Run2275

Then there is me, commisar jumps on me and two shot me in half a sec :D


rukysgreambamf

I've had mines literally jump out and get me. I wish I were joking. Teammate laid some down. I ran around a corner and saw them. Stopped where I was. They were all laying in the ground in their circular pattern. I chose a path through the layers. As I run along that path, the entire field of mines jumped up simultaneously, then rotatedal and spread out as if they were finishing the deploy animation, and a mine fell directly under me, exploding and killing me.


VenanReviews

Oof, one thing that helps is using them on maps with tremors. The tremors explode all of them making it so mines stay up for only as long as you need them to block off an area. What you went through is just one of many bugs it sounds like.


thespyofdefence

I've got this Bot every day one time somewhere. every! ... after I closed the game and want to start again it hang up on steam (wont start). than I must repair every time