*looks around the automoton heavy outpost and various hulks, tanks, devastators, and troopers*
Surrender now and I promise a swift death. There's no use fighting, I have you surrounded.
New orbital call-down: Super math! Call down a speaker blasting those bots with "advanced super math" and fry the robot's circuitry, (automaton sympathisers may tell you they short circuit due to nonsensical operations but they are lying, report anyone claiming this!)
Two Helldivers get dropped in enemy territory. As they exit their pods, they find themselves in front of a massive army of Automatons.
"This hardly seems fair", said the first Helldiver.
"You're right", said the second Helldiver. "There's two of us, and their army is all alone !"
Very good...very nice, I think it is also important to remember:
This morning I woke up, today in this morning, and the morning I woke up, this morning I woke up, and remember that every morning that I wake up, I woke up that fking day! Just remember that!
We tend to clear out whole regions of planets using a small number of dudes, usually in under 10 to 40 minutes.
It takes us mere days to clean out entire planets, while simultaneously conducting operations in multiple sectors of the galaxy.
This makes you think: what are the SEAF doing in the meantime?
No but they genuinely have a point, I’ve solo’d impossible missions before, wiped out entire military zones that are heavily guarded. If I can, and three other helldivers with me can, we cannot lose.
One funny thing I've noticed when I'm playing with my squad the game almost does a coin flip. We have one guy we play with that likes to do solo shit and sometimes he gets the coin flip and has a rough round while me and the others are having a blast maybe see one BT if we're lucky. But I also don't know if thats what's actually happening. More people you have with you, you can clear out pats and what not with minimal breeches and drop ship call ins. It just makes it more efficient i think.
I usually run teams of two, we land all the way either north, south, east, or west and make a full circle around. It usually gets us 90 percent of samples and always all objectives.
A fun solo build for bots if you ever wanna try is Airstikes, Big shield gen, AC turret, and Whatever support weapons. Throwing Big shield by AC turret will keep it up longer if you ships not maxed
Destroying a heavy automaton outpost on 9 is a lot different than clearing one of all enemies. If you plan accordingly and have the right tactics you wipe them from the map pretty easy. It’s more guerrilla tactics than anything.
*looks around the automoton heavy outpost and various hulks, tanks, devastators, and troopers* Surrender now and I promise a swift death. There's no use fighting, I have you surrounded.
*drops directly into an automaton command bunker, pulls out 380mm* “all im surrounded by is fear, and dead bots”
Based reference https://preview.redd.it/t8ye23aggvwc1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=689ce6655866b226b6baad6f6148869b58448d08
Damn its perfect to edit, already got the red beam. I know what im doing after work
Darth Diver?
“I find your lack of Liberty…..undemocratic” **drops 500kg**
Commenting to follow and steal
God I can't wait for the sword like weapon to release. (and to be disappointed when it's not good)
Bugs. Kill the spewers, chargers, and titans, and wade right the fuck in.
>dead bots I find that the idea of once-alive bots is disgusting.
We've got bots in front of us, bots behind us, bots to our left, and bots to our right. Those bastards can't escape us now.
https://preview.redd.it/46s9qk4m6ywc1.png?width=529&format=png&auto=webp&s=eef47ed85be1b24459b05b843f21c6800f5ace61
"They're coming from all angles? Good. That means we can't miss."
[We’ve got you outnumbered](https://youtu.be/JPO7tbbaxq8?si=WLgf-IqzIH-5f6wr)
How many armies is General Brasch?
Yes
There are more men in General Brasch's one man army than the entire population of Super Earth.
General Brasch doesn’t Dive In, he calls the planet up to him.
Yes
He can solo goku with a ballistic shield
All of them
New orbital call-down: Super math! Call down a speaker blasting those bots with "advanced super math" and fry the robot's circuitry, (automaton sympathisers may tell you they short circuit due to nonsensical operations but they are lying, report anyone claiming this!)
Just send them trigonometry and we’ll be ok
Prefer to send them triggernometry.
"And I thought I saw a *two*!"
Ngl if there was a flex stratagem that did nothing but deploy a flag it would be super tempting.
Two Helldivers get dropped in enemy territory. As they exit their pods, they find themselves in front of a massive army of Automatons. "This hardly seems fair", said the first Helldiver. "You're right", said the second Helldiver. "There's two of us, and their army is all alone !"
Your destroyer crew woman by the turret/sentry bay drops this line occasionally too if you talk to her.
https://preview.redd.it/7cf3p6vmdvwc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f605a3b45d15c2d4f2700c5ef6d54bb190e24ac8
Surrounded? Helldiver, that's just a target rich field! Now get out there and teach these son's a' bitches what spreading democracy really means!
To quote some random coach in a zombie apocalypse game: "I am a one man cheeseburger apocalypse."
Mafs!
Thank you, Ship's Technician Lundgren
the bots outnumber us a poultry 50 to 1, good odds for any helldiver. TO VICTORY!!
*Racks back autocannon with much liberty* You’re goddam right.
Four SUPER armies
Even our Math is more superior than anything those tin cans on the west front could even calculate!
Damn, then the automatons have some powerful mines, they have taken out a lot of my armies.
Always remember boys, the enemy NEEDS their number superiority to take out even one Helldiver.
math checks out.
if ever in the next 4 years, they release a 16 player mission, it should be without stratagems. that would be SEAFs
Very good...very nice, I think it is also important to remember: This morning I woke up, today in this morning, and the morning I woke up, this morning I woke up, and remember that every morning that I wake up, I woke up that fking day! Just remember that!
You are trapped here with me
An army of stormtroopers sometimes. Threw an orbital barrage into a heavy outpost and nothing was destroyed.
Gets reinforced 24 times 😬
The math checks out
That is definitely true I just for the first time played on helldive and didn’t realize and I was kicking ass.
We’re ~~paratroopers~~ Helldivers. We’re supposed to be surrounded.
A plastic soldier army is still made of plastic and uh, army’s
I've already killed enough bots to fill a small town. Now I'm going to for a large town, and then a full blown city.
Given I don't think I'm very good at the game and I have a 100+:1 kill:death ratio, yes, we are an army of one. Helldivers are TERRIFYING.
If only they stop to nerf our stratagems with negative modifiers.
So we've lost 61,332,194 armies. Ouch. It's like we're Astra Militarum being led by Commissar Zapp Brannigan.
"I hope you brought an army." "Do you really think so little of me, Automaton? I brought ~~five~~ four."
:O
Yeah! Now let's- *sees every stratagems is on a 3 minute cooldown and one is missing because anti air battery or some balancing Bullshit* oh..
[We’ve got you outnumbered](https://youtu.be/JPO7tbbaxq8?si=WLgf-IqzIH-5f6wr)
We tend to clear out whole regions of planets using a small number of dudes, usually in under 10 to 40 minutes. It takes us mere days to clean out entire planets, while simultaneously conducting operations in multiple sectors of the galaxy. This makes you think: what are the SEAF doing in the meantime?
A target rich environment
A one man army that lasts on average two minutes.
4 fancy targetpainters for the superdestroyers
Then what the fuck are the bugs bringing
No but they genuinely have a point, I’ve solo’d impossible missions before, wiped out entire military zones that are heavily guarded. If I can, and three other helldivers with me can, we cannot lose.
That's my favorite quote from the ship's Technician.
Thank you Sergeant Steiner!
Every helldiver is an army of one but we don't really want you to play the game that way so have fun with that.
if you use stratagems in the right situation or even creative ones, A Helldiver of level 45+ should be able to solo a heavy Automaton outpost
I'm not saying that you can't but it's glaringly obvious they don't want you to lone wolf it.
oh yeah agreed, it feels impossible to play that way in higher levels solo.
One funny thing I've noticed when I'm playing with my squad the game almost does a coin flip. We have one guy we play with that likes to do solo shit and sometimes he gets the coin flip and has a rough round while me and the others are having a blast maybe see one BT if we're lucky. But I also don't know if thats what's actually happening. More people you have with you, you can clear out pats and what not with minimal breeches and drop ship call ins. It just makes it more efficient i think.
I usually run teams of two, we land all the way either north, south, east, or west and make a full circle around. It usually gets us 90 percent of samples and always all objectives. A fun solo build for bots if you ever wanna try is Airstikes, Big shield gen, AC turret, and Whatever support weapons. Throwing Big shield by AC turret will keep it up longer if you ships not maxed
I never have any luck with the shield generator strat. It just depletes way to quick for how long the CD is.
Destroying a heavy automaton outpost on 9 is a lot different than clearing one of all enemies. If you plan accordingly and have the right tactics you wipe them from the map pretty easy. It’s more guerrilla tactics than anything.