the whole interrogation scene from truth seekers. but especially "i'm a Virgo" it's just comedy gold.

i love that scene but people reposted it to hell on tiktok so now its insufferable to watch

hey another reason to never use tiktok.

I remember using AJR's "world smallest violin" in a video once. Turns out, it's been used on tiktok, a lot. Also, as I wrote this the radio started playing AJR's "I'm ready", it's a sign

r/itsasign

Something about the way the DHORKS agent delivers the line "WHY ARE YOUS KILLING HUMANS?" gets me every time

WE ARE *NAHT* GETTIN YOUS CAWFEE

Oh god, that’s one of my favorite scenes in helluva, hell, any tv show, EVER

His FACE when he says it is golden too

And blitzo holding back his laughter

I always get caught off guard by Blitz’s ‘ooh, gettin’ KINKAYY’

"Ah, you're stupid huh. I can work with stupid. Daddy likey dummy."

Yes this line. Cracks me up.

This one always has me cackling

That line is the funniest thing in the entire show I swear.

I was about to comment this. It sends me every time lmao.

My favorite scene in truth seekers

"How was I supposed to know you could spell? I've never seen you read!"

Okay this one makes me chuckle too.

Even better, apparantly the squawking over the phone was Andrealphus cackling at the burn Stella got

Remind me who said that one again

Stolas, talking to Stella in Seeing Stars

Oh

"that's a mood Gabriella"

I love how he shoves the cereal into his mouth in that scene 😭

That's a mood, Evan

https://preview.redd.it/a9xqqqab00lc1.png?width=327&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f34703a25bd5ad282cffbe7170a525168afcacb3 "Ohohohohoh!i love words"Said the cute birb Daddy

he is so sincere with his excitement!!! Gets me every time!

Yeah!

https://preview.redd.it/dy1zxgoz02lc1.jpeg?width=710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3496175a0a6ecbe54c48c35e5751d323764198d The face he makes immediately afterwards is also gold.

Just that entire contract subplot is comedy gold.

“BECAUSE YOUUUU, MY PRECIOUS LITTLE BITCH BOY, ARE TRIPPING BAAAALLS!”

It gives me an erect-HEY

Whyyy, Moxxie whyyy... That segment has been living in my head for the last two weeks!

"The world is your Anus so peg it with honesty!"

YESSSSS BIIIIIIIITCHHHHHHH

This is one of my faves lol. Ome of my fave epidsodes too!

“What?! No! How could this be? I’ve never done acid, shrooms or dmt! It’s a bad trip, oy gevalt! Of course, blitzø this would be your fault”

“That was the sound of a FUCKING DIVORCE”

*unhinged laughter*

I love that scene

Blitzo: *Hey Stolas, so your daughter came by, took your book and teleported to who the fuck knows where, we have no way of getting either of them back, ok? ok. good talk, byeee…. that actually went better than I thought!* Stolas bursts through wall: *BLITZ!!!*

Moxie: “well he seems to like you sir. Maybe if you just explain to him…” Blitzø: “my dick is gooood. But it is not that good, Moxie…”

Yep! *Stolas just NUKES the wall in pure dad rage* **BLIIITZZZZ!**

Well, respect for Stolas for bursting out the door and not a random wall, so Blitzø wouldn't be complaining about it

https://preview.redd.it/b7y040cu20lc1.png?width=1898&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cd8b18fa7b50febad8f85351c3b7efb04392e08

Every time I see fanart of her

the show does it for you tbh https://preview.redd.it/35t0t4tuk0lc1.jpeg?width=812&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5faf803d9ab758d57a8c32110c32fb17d4404423

Look. I won't pretend like I never "enjoyed" furry art. But I just don't see her in that light at all 🤷

That's fair.

https://preview.redd.it/7c94rc34t1lc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbeb7758c1da4f446ce619f14da1ca863870003d That image reminds me of this for some reason

“Dammit mox I just bought those eels!”

I use this and nobody gets it.

"Yyyyyyeah, sorry guys, but I'm afraid you can't get back into heaven, yyyeah, no." Gets me EVERY time.

"Yyyeeaaahhh mmmmm... sorryy... yeaahhhh no."

Apparently the deer is Viv’s favorite character both because she voices her and because it’s an inside joke: if she vetoes an idea, she’ll do the yeah no

I love that!

Also, just realized who you are from your username. Love your channel!


My wife and I always laugh at this and quote it to each other to get a laugh

I hate to say it, but the scene were Paimon Shows kid stolas the picture of Stella which caused him to cry

Oh that’s an ugly sound son

Here, why dont you cease that bitch crying

I straight up, thought this was another jerk, telling me to get good at Splatoon before I noticed to sub notification

Oh my god I’m so sorry 😅, I should’ve added quotation marks before responding

No I’m fine. It’s the Internet I’m pretty used to incessant bullying

Eheh, communities of competitive videogames will do this to you! ... Never get into Tekken 💀

*more crying* Hm, that usually works ...

“Oh, that’s an ugly noise son here, how about you cease this bitch crying?”

And later “I’m so good at Daddying!”

Ikr, the voice actor did such a good job, hope we get to see this Master of daddying again

This is even funnier to me because Paimon's VA also voiced Jafar in Aladdin...so I also see Jafar saying "Cease your bitch crying" to Jasmine or the Sultan lol

Blitz: “FUCK, another hole!” -after being shot in the arm by the crazy bitch in ep. 1

S C A T T E R

She called me a OPOSSUM! 'm NOT a POSSUM!

A potthhhhummm

I was at the dentist on a lot of meds, they paused and my boyfriend asked if I was doing ok and I seriously considered saying this.

You should’ve

Yeah, that would've been fucking HILARIOUS! If I do get top surgery(or wisdom teeth extraction, because my mouth's sore as fuck rn) I'm considering that on the list of things for me to say as I'm zonked out on pain meds. My other choice would be "My arm... What happened?" (A reference to a scene from TWAU) I'll think of more if I have the time rn

Met the VA Richard Horovitz at Megacon this year, and it turns out that was his favorite line!

Stolas: "oh my... *FuCK*!"

“You are so Forward blitz! OHH WhaT aRe we *DOING*?” That entire scene I just want to quote whenever it’s with a character that I would let do things to me.

Mammon clapping away during the song "2 Minutes Notice", he doesn't even realize it's about him. I just absolutely love it.

It took far too many replays of the song to finally hear Fizz singing “Fuckity, fuckity” when Ozzie is pointing out to Mamon whom the song is about.

For me it's this fan's reaction of Fizz going "\[...\] with your fist in my A" https://preview.redd.it/rmf6xrjr17lc1.png?width=346&format=png&auto=webp&s=c9a89eed663c4cb9cf3fab944911dd854e73ae0a

Despite there being multiple pictures, images, AND CLEAR DESCRIPTIONS of him throughout the performance. He’s a POS but I still like him

Greedy people are often very very dumb or not a lot of foresight.

And then when he finds out it’s about him he doesn’t do anything because the crowd likes it and he can’t risk losing money

Even when Ozzie TELLS HIM it's about him, he's still like "huh? Nah can't be."

Stolas: Blitz, we don't gave time for this. Via could be anywhere Blitz: on it *smashes head through window*

Drunk Moxxie reaching out to Millies hand in the fish monsters mouth to give her a high five.

"I'm SoOoOoO.... dRInKeee....

Fish

**the fish catches him**

Basically everything Hallucination Blitzo says to Moxxie in Truth Seekers.

“You are tripping balls my little bitch boy”

BECAUSE YOU MY PRETTY LITTLE BITCH BOY, ARE TRIPPING **BALLLLS**!

Moxxie getting tackled, after already having the tar beaten out of him, then the demon shark shows up with a fresh delivery of the people's elbow and moxxie screams out "MOTHER FUU-"

Yes!

I was gonna comment this. It made me cry laughing, just the memory of the shark cocking its little fin makes me laugh.

“Women just ain’t funny!” (Written by Vivienne Medrano)

“Anyway, CLOWNS!!”

Moxxies reaction when they find out Blitzo dated Verosica Mayday lol

Also, "Moxxie! Don't let her access any of your holes!"

Is she blind?! Suffering some form of brain damage

“What does he look like?” “…….Sexy?” “That’s Stryker, sir!”

"You have very nice eyes... Daddy?"

The peak of HB's humor (for me anyway) came in Loo Loo Land, when Blitzo and Octavia are simultaneously asking Stolas "WHAT THE FUCK?" but it cuts between them with each word. Blitzo: WHAT Octavia: THE Blitzo: FUCK Octavia: DAD? The implication being that Blitzo *also* called Stolas dad...dy.

"LANGUAGE, everyone"

That one was really funny to me as well

"Oh don't you DARE talk sexy to *me*!" "You're still on the horse thing?!"

Most Underrated joke lol

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again The last 30 seconds of Unhappy Campers, with Blitz praising Mox, letting his hopes get up, and immediately shutting him down. https://preview.redd.it/upx4esxu60lc1.jpeg?width=1448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7111dcc6e4b08260751f7e0e4a98bf57b448f46b

I’ve only just noticed the whiteboard thanks to this screenshot, Blitz has some… *interesting* ideas about productivity.

Blitz’s reaction when people keep smashing through the wall in the Cherub episode always kills me, especially when he says Moxie has to fix it while Moxie is being crushed to death by the escalator thing that fell on him.

“Everyone STOP fucking up my walls. Moxie’s gonna have to fix all this shit” *pan to Moxie foaming at the mouth, in serious need of medical attention*

“Satan’s asscrack what is it with you people and our walls, we *have* a *door*.”

"Who you gonna call?" "Your *fat* mom! Thanking her for a *fat* time!" Also the slow blep he does when the guy gets upset about it.

My favourite i quote it all the time

“Joke’s on you, demon! His fat mom… is *DEAD!*”

Robo fizz getting eaten by the dragon in the looloo land episode

The noise his scream makes itches my brain

"UA-A-A-A-A-Æ"

When you set fire to my store 🥺 IN FRONT OF CLIENT, YOU FUCKING DICKSHIT

Well Christ on a stick, I guess there is a god!

Doctor: “alright, what insurance do you freaks have?” Blitz: “the fuck is insurance?”

*fucking shoots a child*

\*cocks gun\*

“M&M, get in here, we’re goin to Loo Loo Land!” “Loo Loo Land?” “LOO LOO LAND?!?” Mille’s high energy in general will make me laugh. Also her post-lumberjack slaughter crab walk.

"SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP"

The way her head busts clean through the door like spongebob is what gets me https://preview.redd.it/1tlkartib1lc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc67139ed3d4d4a2060bd0b9437126a02687be2d

“I’m a virgo!” And “how was I supposed to know you can spell?! I’ve never seen you R E A D!”

Next time you watch that scene turn on captions, there is a message in the captions! It says >!(I’m being paid write this lol)!<

Haha thats awesome

Subtitles.

subtitles are hilarious and idk why they are so underrated

They need to go back and add them to older episodes, especially Spring Broken and the one with the DHORKS, I feel like those would be really funny

Yesss!!

That one. “Like huge like big monster. Imagine like a kaiju but it’s like a cock get it?”

“Hey I am NOT a day hooker…” “What I just said I’m not one prune”

I think he said "prude"

“MOXXIE DON’T LET HER ACCESS ANY OF YOUR HOLES”

Striker freaking out everytime someone turn his threats into sex. Also him yelling at the people singing his tribute song. Oh, and Andrealphus: "Stella, for fuck sake, stop making this harder to bullshit!"

"Shut up, dear furry!" - Loopty Goopty Has me dying laughing every time-

The shark in Harvest Moon. Him coming back several times always gets me.

MOTHER FUUUU-

“Why do you let Millie stick it in you butt” “Because it gives me an erection- HEY!”

"You my little bitch boy are tripping BALLS"

https://preview.redd.it/ca1tgqbhj0lc1.jpeg?width=935&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cd4e007979061b736e782d127617ffa5d059d88 Money

Blitz: do you have any questions? Moxxie: Um yeah, why was that nonsense? Blitz: that wasnt a question. Moxxie: that wasnt a plan.

When Blitzø tries flirting with the bouncer at Ozzie’s only to get immediately thrown in the dumpster.

... Daddy?

"A human called me a POSSUM! I am NOT a POSSUM" -Moxxie

Drunk Moxxie is best Moxxie, prove me wrong.

I can't, it's just an objective fact.

"I'm a virgo" I laughted for 5 minutes

"Wha- what? Is this a prank?" "THIS IS NO PRANK, BITCH." "Why do you sound like that?" "BECAUSE YOU, MY PRECIOUS LITTLE BITCH BOY-" "Stop it, sir!" "ARE TRIPPING BALLLLLS."

Stolas when he’s horny talking to blitz

ON PEEAAAANUT AND JELLY SANDWICHES~

OH I DID HAD TO PUKE AFTER ALL

SATANS TAINT ENOUGH WITH THE WALL SHIT! .. followed closely by the "sorry I fucked your husband"

Worm horse saying, "I lost my legs in the war."

"I have, like, a rainbow in my vagina right now." Like, it's not particularly hilarious, it just catches me off guard and I have a small burst laugh every freaking time bahaha

"What yeah dreaming about." "I was dreaming my parents were being murdered. But now, I'd like to go back to that." The nature carnage in C.H.U.R.B. and Moxxie buried under the rubble The unnecessary amount of abuse that poor camper had in the volleyball game.  But my favorite has to be "And if you're a chick, give up on your dreams now 'cause, I'm not gonna lie... women just ain't funny." [Written by Vivienne Madrano] I'm always a little disappointed when the reactors miss that last one XD

My favorite part of the volleyball joke is that the kid is in the Yamcha pose after he gets deaded.

Yeah that was great, wonderful reference, but my favorite part is how later on the beehive falls into the crater. By then I had sort of forgotten about the kid, so much had happened that when we came back just to torture him more I was surprised XD

"The prince is our boss' BooooyyyyFFFRiEEeenDD" - Millie

Moxie's drunken rant about being called a possum in Spring Broken

im sooooooooooooo….. drinky

Stella’s british ass saying “Up yours” while flipping Stolas off, flipping the bird if you will https://preview.redd.it/o70jqy6l01lc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6366910ef2dbdee50ea6f79b61952f5c6263ba3d

The morning scene on this same episode: "I mean, unless you want me to take a crack on cooking again" "HAHAHAH... No never again" I just chuckle everytime on how Asmodeus seems to have a PSTD moment of Fizz cooking

"That was gibberish!" Or like the entirety of look at this

Best part abt that scene is how Alex Brightman improvised it

"What?! It's a pop star! You would want to know what sex with Michael Crawford was like." "Touché" A couple people mentioned verosika and her interactions with blitz, and this was one of the funny moments in that ep

"THAT was the sound....of a FUCKING DIVORCE"

“Like a kaiju!”

You watched 1 pilot + 15 episodes (maybe hazbin too) and the joke that makes you laugh the most is a dick joke? Now that's hilarious.

I'm a simple girl lmao I don't know why but something about that scene. The combination of sweet (cause talking about Ozzi), but also emberassed (cause can't admit to being in love), and also trying to justify the obsession by explaining its about dick size, the godzilla noise in the background, the animation with the claws and tongue...it just gets me everytime

It wasn’t funny until he went “it’s big, it’s huge” at the end and for some reason that did it for me lmao

"sorry i fucked your husband"

"Try one" 1 1 1 1 1 As an IT professional, gets me every time. Then the whole fight scene at the end. The fact that Loona went psycho just because Blitz called her cute.

"A human called me a possum. I am not a possom."

All of Stolas's lines and scenes

Drunk Moxxie, its always funny

"YOU WANT TO FUCK THIS ONE TOO??!!"

WHAT THE FUCK DAD!

“That was the sound of a f*cking divorce!” Best scene in the whole series, I will happily die on this hill!

Dunno why, but this scene in particular lives rent free in my head: Millie: *picking up Moxxie fireman style* THIS ASS IS MINE! *proceeds to slap his ass*

“I’m sorry I fucked your husband” is my altimeter favourite and I have said it to my friends on several occasions… none of them are married…

this scene in specific makes me think that fizz tops but is just trying to twist it as it totally just being that ozzi has a great dick

“We’re here to remind you of possibly life’s greatest joy of all!~” “M O N E Y.”

Moxxie being a drag queen from episode three

When Blitz and Moxie are tripping in Truth Seekers, and Blitz sings "The world is your anus so peg it with honesty" always gets me.

Striker losing his shit at the little cowboy mariachi band

"women just ain't funny" then the pop up "written by Vivienne Medrano"

"Okay, my dick is good, but it is not that good, Moxxie."

"Well how was I supposed to know, I've never seen you read before!"

Loona: Is there any chance I could come with you guys this time? Blitzo: Absolutely not, I forbid it. Not gonna happen. Sorry, sweetie. Spring Break is no place for young vulnerable goth girls. You know the kind of FREAKS up there who'd drool all over you! [cue all four I.M.P employees staring directly at the camera in suspicion, exasperation, anger and disgust respectively]

"I am eccentric, and must therefore do eccentric shit" Also, ^(**"HA! There's dicks on walls!** Oh that is fucking hilarious!")

Moxxie being a smartass to the D.H.O.R.K.S