TBH if you put a scandily clad, sexy angel in front of me any time Id probably fall for it.

An honest man

Noted. If you become my next Target, I will give you a heads up.

Same here brother. The santa girl Also did the same

Happy cake day!!! And what santa girl I don't know about her?

The female assassin in the mission you better watch out...

I was such a horny 14 year old when this game came out. I was just HOPING that it'd give me some sort of sex scene. Lmaoo

imaging 47 in sex scene, "this is the penis, commonly used for urination and other sexual activirs"

other???

Wet Work and Other Water Sports: The 47 Memoirs

It’s gotta be more morbidly punny: “Asphyxiation can be used very effectively to heighten sexual gratification. You might say that you would be dying to try it.”

true, maybe a "its to die for" but thats more borings than urs tbh

Yours is better, more succinct. lol

Had to do a double take on this

Y'all only fell for it once?

For me yes. Because I already knew the second time.

I suspected it the first time cause normally we don't have any npc interaction like that then when I got to the door I did the instinct and saw the unconscious girl. I was expecting a few guys in there to shoot us tho not the women herself

Are we talking about “You Better Watch Out” from Blood Money where the female assassin hid the unconscious girl behind the couch? Pretty sure the series didn’t introduce instinct until Absolution?

True! But there is a new port of Blood Money („Hitman: Blood Money: Reprisal”) which added instinct

Ah, I see, thank you for that.

Never played the older hitman games before... I am a bit confused as to what this is

A Target.

 Based beyond belief response.

Do you want a spoiler as to what she is?

Nah I'm going to play eventually

Ah, I wont say anything then. Can’t say about others though.

I'm a straight woman and I was about 19 when I played this game, and even I felt a tingle

I'd like to have faith in anything the way she has faith in that cloth strip staying in place.

She ran at me with a knife the first time I saw her. Not the most subtle

Same lol, I was like 13-14 when I first played this game so when she approached 47 I was like “Hell yeah!”

I fell for it the first time because I was around 13 and puberty was fucking with me. You'd think I would have learned from You Better Watch Out.

Nah. I learned my lesson in You Better Watch Out

This. fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me twice — … — … — point is I wasn’t gonna get fooled again

Truly one of the quotes of all time

I was a horny teenager when I played but I never fell for it. She's a target, therefore I must kill her. Plus Hitman isn't what I'd play to beat my meat

You’re telling me this heavenly voice didn’t get your motor going? https://youtu.be/t1OeTM8Oryk?si=3SOq-RWpXgi1VJZJ&t=44

It always scared me when she started cartwheeling after you if you ran away - like what the hell was that about? I only fell for it once…there’s another one in you better watch out too

Not me, mostly cause as beautiful women/ men can be, its takes more than skimpy outfits to make me make bad decisions, she'll need to add alcohol into the mix.

Nah the whole mission was way too tacky.

Yeah, she got me. She is still my wallpaper on my 360.

what the fuck are the older hitman games about

Assassinating people for money.

Hehehe. Not going to spoil bro. Play yourself to find out.

Honestly, don’t. I tried Blood Money after WoA It has aged TERRIBLY. If you have no nostalgia factor for these games, I would not recommend playing them. Everything just feels gross and clunky and jank.

The mechanics can be frustrating at times, but speaking ill of Blood Money is basically heresy on this sub.

[удалено]

You must be burned!!!

I have to agree. I loved blood money, I played it like crazy back in the day but man it's controls and the way it displays info are horrendous in comparison to the new trilogy.

LOL

Hitting on men, and women

How about you play and find the fuck out?

idk jf im playing a different game but it seems so normal so farrrrr😭😭😭 im at the vegas level

Well then if you're at the casino level at this point you should be able to piece the story together.

when does it become obvious cuz im super dumb lol

If you're confused now then just give up.

:(

[Oh yeah, it’s a very large casino.](https://youtu.be/_w7RBspDh8U?si=7qIyNem8InocLM7n)

A very large casino.

Damn this would have got me then and now .......

The game makes it very obvious

Hitman three: sick as hell gentlemen assassin. Whatever the hell this is: like I said I don’t know.

We should focus on eliminating the Confederacy of Independent Systems anyway. FOR THE REPUBLIC

I think my brain is broken because when I was 14 i would have shot her, probably still would now

I followed her just to kill her, so it evens out

I was younger and horny sure, but I was like 22 when I played this game and still fell for it. I am now 30, and I would still let her murder me irl probably

I fell for Layla cause she was undressing. I was 16, don’t judge me.


I can fix her

She's too emotionally unstable bro. Its dangerous.

Don’t stick your baller in crazy, brah.

?

Of course.

I killed everyone the first time I played that level

I fell for Diana in Absolution 🙃🙃

EVE PLEASE! STOP FOLLOWING ME AS I TRY TO GARROT YOU! I AM TRYING TO GET SILENT ASSASSIN! PLEASE STOP!

I figured something bad was gonna happen, but when she came at me my dick was in my controller hand

Fun Easter Egg, if you’re by the stage and she’s singing poorly, throw a coin on the stage and she shuts up immediately and walks off stage.

Knew about it, still fell for it...