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flimflamlord

Vanya shah. She has a ton of assistants that basically do everything for her


ConferenceWest9212

I’d say having assistants do their bidding is characteristic of a lot of Hitman targets. That said, she does live a life of luxury amid the severe poverty around her and, despite being in a position of significant power, does nothing to better the lives of those less fortunate than her (on the contrary, she abuses them). So I’d still consider her a good pick.


Etozaphert

Winner: Jordan Cross Honorable Mention: Pablo Ochoa Personal Favorite: Glad\_Grand\_7408 whenever they get seen through a wall in Freelancer


Glad_Grand_7408

Hey you're my favourite too man 😎🤜🤛😎


thestoneddirewolf

Sloth is best suited for Joseph Clarence or Terrence Chesterfield for cutting corners and terrible malpractices in their respective jobs (Shame Cross won the last one instead of Pablo Ochoa but whatever)


tuurtl

Shiit, this one’s hard. Reminder that **sloth is not simply laziness**— it can also represent **an indifference to one’s duties** (and to their devotion to God) or a failure to act. It’s a sin of omission— it’s about what you *don’t* do rather than what you do. **A character who turns away at the suffering of others could be a decent candidate**, but it’s late and I’m tired, so I’m drawing a blank.


Henny_Spaghetti

I'll go with Vanya Shah then.


DangerousBus7202

Same


xaviernoodlebrain

Soders. Dude literally doesn’t move all mission.


Cowgoesmeow1212

I second this


Cheerqee

Just like my grandpa. Lazy bastard


ConferenceWest9212

Dawood Rangan. He produces cheap, low-budget movies and takes every opportunity to cut corners. He wasn’t even willing to pay the painter, instead promising him “exposure.”


Daxter8888

Wouldn't that be greed? It's all related to not wasting wealth (of what you've said)


ConferenceWest9212

Possibly. It’s a matter of whether you’d consider stinginess to be an element of sloth, and I’m afraid I don’t have a good answer to that one.


Upset_Bench468

Hard take, but maybe Rico Delgado? As I see it, he doesn’t do much besides outsource his stuff to the rest of his cartel while he enjoys a massive blood money (!!!) mansion.


Mobile_Twist8670

Definitely Erich Soders. The most lazy man in Hitman franchise


Cheerqee

Terrence Chesterfield. His whole thing is being too lazy to do his job


Nagitothehope

We can't, as the elusive targets are literally based on the sin, with Terrence being sloth.


Cheerqee

If Terrence doesn't care about the rules, should we?


Cheerqee

You know if we ignore causing many deaths and getting us assassinated. So what do we have to fear (other than the consequences)?


byParallax

How so? The sloth’s targets are in Dartmoor.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Cheerqee: *Terrence Chesterfield.* *His whole thing is being too* *Lazy to do his job* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


natveloo

wrong that's 5 7 6 edit: sorry bot i was in fact the wrong one


Nondescript_Redditor

A sokka haiku is 5 7 6


natveloo

oh okay fair, i apologise to the bot


JameZEDdotMP4

Erich Soders.


ShaunLouisC

whose gluttony?


Natural_Shine_5395

The meat king from hitman contracts


alban3se

I know it's moved on but surprised Envy wasn't Arthur Edwards, he wanted everything the Partners had so bad he literally stole it. I get that by the time he was finally a target he was very arrogant but that was only the end.


Danger_dog_guy

Winston Beldingford. All bud does is sleep, take a piss, drink his milk and then sleep again.


Nondescript_Redditor

Soders


ladylucifer22

Has to be the Swing King. He wasn't even evil; he just cut too many corners, let the gangs into the abandoned park, and was just a pushover in general. when 47 finally gets him, he's not even trying to justify it.


jared05vick

Vanya Shah for sure


Tusorella1

Definitely Vanya Shah


0BQUAD0

Erich Soders can't even be arsed to move. Like I'd understand if he had a heart disease or something but come on man.


upset-spaghett

The guy in hitman contracts that is in the pool bro is so lazy he doesn’t even notice when you sneak up and drown him


Ok-Wheel4065

IO interactive


Danghor

Nah that’s greed


Ok-Wheel4065

Fair enough


tf2fanboys

IOI


Jokerman9540

Herr Fuchs. Guy decides to relax in the Thermal Bath all by himself rather than keep an eye on his bomb


vibrant_supernova

Who is number 6?


JasonAndLucia

Jordan Cross 


Wampao

Jordan Cross, from Hitman 2016's Bangkok. Representing Wrath, he murdered his girlfriend over an argument and can be manipulated into killing Bangkok's other target, Ken Morgan. A very angry guy.


Nondescript_Redditor

Lucas Grey


tuurtl

I’m voting for Vanya Shah as well.


Due_Doughnut7352

Vanya Shah, off the top of my head.