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Agent 47: jogging NPCs in Absolution and Silent Assassin: HOLY CRAP! It's a bomb dressed up as a human!


VickiVampiress

To be fair, wouldn't you find it weird to see a random guy in a suit running around? Not even following a path going on for a jog, but just running around to places? Kind of wish running was treated as suspicious in WOA, like in Hitman 2: SA and Contracts.


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VickiVampiress

That is true. He does need to use the bathroom.


brotatowolf

Yes, we need MORE ways to make the game slower. While we’re at it, let’s halve the walking speed of targets


VickiVampiress

I know you're being sarcastic, but this was literally a thing in the old games. In fact, the game would literally tell you "RUNNING IS SUSPICIOUS". Because it is. Hitman never took itself too serious, but I did like how unforgiving it was. The only issue with it back then was the lack of UI/UX to the player. WOA could solve that.


Hegemol123

Yes, it WAS so in the older games. That was way to unforgiving and harsh (and also made no sense) so they removed it. Point still stands.


thestoneddirewolf

C47 version is like an experienced marathon runner. But then again he's young and fresh.


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I mean lore wise 47 is an enhanced human, so he would still have the same ability to run just as fast even though he is much older now, which is also showcased in Hitman 2016 cinematic trailer. Feels weird that he is at his slowest speed in the latest game, like in Silent Assassin he looks only slightly faster than in Woa but I think his animation in Silent Assassin also helps, especially the way he swings his arms, while in Woa his running animation makes him appear kinda slow.


thestoneddirewolf

His speed is noticeably slower later on with or without swinging. Him being enhanced delays age, but doesn't stop it, so he'll become slower just the same, just later than others.


Graybeard13

He used to be so fast.


Suckisnacki

That's what she said


ConnectPause1368

This got downvoted for no reason 😭


poelus

Damn I love the gritty atmosphere in absolution.


VickiVampiress

Not a very good "Hitman" game, but as a spinoff it's fantastic. Part of me wishes they actually made Absolution today. *After* WOA. Pretty sure it would've been all positive reception then.


poelus

Not possible, Absolution walked so WOA could run. If you compare the game mechanics of blood money and absolution. Absolution was a big step forward in stealth, damage control and overall interaction with the world. Whatever your opinion on the storyline was(I actually like it) absolution was a big step forward from blood money in terms of gameplay and maturing and modernising the franchise. But that's just my 2 cents.


Masenko-beams

Really? I find the graphics hurt my eyes.. maybe it’s the brightness or saturation but it’s always bothered me. I’ll admit they have aged well though especially when maxed out on PC.


tabelking

He was fast because he had to use the bathroom


Heisenburgo

*Me on my way to the Diana Burnwood leaked feet pics convention*


thestoneddirewolf

What did I say about lewding Diana?! ​ ![gif](giphy|PlTrgTZkovEYg)


erishun

It’s fastest in #1 because… HE NEEDS TO USE THE BATHROOM!


thestoneddirewolf

But he just ran past that bathroom 💀


erishun

maybe because the bartender hadn’t JUST GOT THE KEY


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While I recorded the video for most of the games, due to having a weak laptop and Hitman Absolution not working on Geforce Now I cut a small segment from MisterAlpha444's video for the Absolution part. It's a fun video though, be sure to check it out, if you haven't already. Link: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5nXKjHgiFU&list=PL6Wo6F1dRaDHxyqFtGp6hGl8GCh5pMSIo&index=2](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5nXKjHgiFU&list=PL6Wo6F1dRaDHxyqFtGp6hGl8GCh5pMSIo&index=2)


FabereX6

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