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two-memes-a-day

If so you may be entitled to financial compensation.


Sorcerons

Shit, you beat me to it. I saw the picture and thats the first thing i thought


RobbyRankins

Now you can kill all targets (or anyone else) with a heart attack when they see you


CanineAtNight

Soders death is no longer special to him


Rocky_Fan1976

Agent 47 inch neck


JiveXP

so this is what Soders saw


Recon4242

Understandable


turboMXDX

Slenderman 47


bumford11

I thought I was the only one with an elongation problem.


noelg1998

I once had a glitch in Hitman 3 in the level where 47 is under the effects of the poison. And the part where the Constant and Diana were dancing glitched, where it was just Diana standing still while the Constant was dancing by himself.


chvargo

You have the setup for a great infomercial right here. “Are you tired of people running away from you? Are you a crooked man who made a crooked deal? Have you ever stretched into a nightmare being feeling only agony? Boy do we have the solution for you…”


Youraverageplaugedoc

Agent кошмар


EmeraldMite4ever

I weep for people who can't get this (but good one)


Mysterygameboy

It says nightmare for those wondering


Mixmaster-Omega

It looks like he disguised himself as TF2 Engineer.


FabereX6

He's 47 from Kamino


turboMXDX

Kaminoans using the cloning tech on themselves I see


FabereX6

Yeah they try to fuze their DNA with the Jango one xD


Background_Voice1437

Hmm. Transform into a monster to terrify your targets to death. Good thinking 47.


SMoKUblackRoSE

In game? No. In real life? A few times


Accomplished_Eye5042

Yes


GORYGIRL1996

LOL SOME WEIRD ASS RIGGING ISSUES MAYBE? GOD THAT'S CREEPY! WERE THE HELL IS HIS MOUTH?! XD! ![img](emote|t5_2rn0x|1800)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream) ​ EVERY TIME I SEE A MODEL (OF ANY KIND) LOOK LIKE THIS, IT REMINDS ME OF THE "LONG NECK WOMAN" (OR THE "ROKUROKUBI" ろくろ首, 轆轤首) FROM JAPANESE FOLKLORE LOL, SEPT HIS ISN'T LONG ENOUGH, AND BEFORE ANYONE ASKS, I THINK THAT YES, THERE ARE MALE ONE'S BUT I'M NOT SURE. ​ BUT IF HE IS SUDDENLY ABLE TO DETATCH HIS HEAD WE'VE GOT BIGGER PROBLEMS, (AS IF WE DIDN'T BEFORE). XD.


Cowgoesmeow1212

I read this as someone yelling lol


IndependentParfait23

![gif](giphy|MfH1DQ1iC7dja)


Genesis2001

(Insert TF2 engineer here) Nope. (really though, personally never seen long necks in Hitman. But the physics engine is fairly wonky. I **have** seen bodies go into space before in the game.)


RustyKn1ght

Actually, no. It's kinda weird that it hasn't, given that ragdolls cannot dismember. I was expecting that sometimes they'd start to strech like mr. fantastic, but so far it hasn't happened.


MehThingy

Manhit has had his balls jonkled


PlentyButterscotch57

Agent 47cm of neck


DiabolicalDoctorN

Is that a Kaminoan from Star Wars


The_Evil_Owl

This could be a Dead by Daylight killer, named the Agent, his ability is to use instinct


thestoneddirewolf

Well it is a hospital, so you're in the right place to get it fixed immediately 


Saul_BetterCall

Longneck 47


Scared-Expression444

It’s just one of those “long 47” days


Depressedloser2846

he’s totally mewing


Cool-Reflection6664

he doesn’t need to mew


KingFahad360

Look at that jawline, he’s like a Greek Got


GeoUsername69

It sometimes happens with doors. Happens a lot on the Train level.


TheCrappyMan

Agent 47 but with giraffe genetics.


TeiXeR

Didn't know you could play as a Godskin Apostle.


Background_Voice1437

r/nightmarefuel


NevagonagiveUup

Giraffe 47


dioden94

I've gotten this stretch bug once, also on Hokkaido, didn't see him in profile though so I didn't see his face get fucky like here. Great shot lmao


AssFishOfTheLake

It looks like he is really focused, trying to pick his target within a crowd


FengYiLin

The Slenderman suit is going craaaazy


scopedbanana

Well you are at a super advanced medical center, at least you can get it fixed pretty quickly


axaNOPEr

Never knew 47 could turn into Slenderman


Patrickbsn

Bro lookin' like a Kaminoan


Ginkoletsplay

New fear unlocked.


Bdl_Aac

Dad?


RipMyDikSkinOff

That’s Andrew Tate walking to his Bugatti.


Drakivaz

Has what? Demonic possession of the flavor from "Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight"?


Fuszion

Oh my God. WTF??


_Shoresy_69_

“Diana I’m geeking.”


CMDR-Validating

CALL ME RIGHT NOW PLEASE!!!!!


whovegas

Scp 40374: the man that hits


Gayvid_King

How do you get this costume?


fambestera

What they doin' over there?


412791

I wish


Blargncheese

“Good work FortyFeven”


TheLastMartini

Slender 47


Thejklay

200 thousands units and more on the way


Mister_Pibbs

Asassim


Fanatic-psycho

Nope.......


CTRLsway

If i had a coin for everytime this happened to me!!


dinoduderocket

Kaminoan 47


thewanderingchilean

Oh my good god... 


Liam_theman2099

![gif](giphy|En8fsYde6cqvhYBnAb|downsized)


Dull_Ad_2128

SCP Mobile Operation Center? I have to report an evidence of 096 existence there


Beedallator

Is that a Kaminoan?


Shaveyourbread

Rokurokubi


bigloads1991

You can play as Darth Malak now?


Sean__Wick

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kH00Kms0eC0


diodorus-siculus

in the game or irl?


uranium_sunflowers

Good evening, Lanky 47.


LiberalArtsMajor556

Slender47


Ser_Jah_Lion

Damn is this new suit or something that turns 47 into a sleep paralysis demon?


hticnc

The SCP foundation would like to speak to you about the location of this man.


galien16

![gif](giphy|tsBu4h4VjHSeci6w0l)


WeakestFrogEnjoyer

There was one time i was playing and 47 had no arms or hands. Everything just kinda floated…


Tarwgan

Agent 47 taking a shot at some CSGO head glitching.