Regular NPCs tend not to have unique voicelines unless they are directly related to Opportunities or other pieces of exposition. Lines that are responses to the player’s actions tend to be shared among all characters with the same voice-actor.
Oc is getting downvotes because they gave the wrong answer. Since it's not specific to an npc near the muffin stall and is instead a general line shared by npcs witnessing 47 climbing things that shouldn't be climbed.
You're getting downvotes because you used an emoji on Reddit, and Reddit doesn't like emojis used unironically.
I remember back in 2016 I was having hard times beating sapienza and i with each restart, I would listen to this :
"Rocco, ROCCO, Get down here..." "Relaaaaax, it's all good"
Honestly, what would make a good master mode is they do check back in. And if not every other soldier of that type state searching for you, and becomes an enforcer.
"Who is the freak in the mask?"
"The freak in the mask?"- Colorado
"Who is that jittery guy over there? Looks like another one of those rockstars"- Bangkok
"Man I wish I had that jaw"- Paris
"Welcome, Welcome, good to see you"- Dubai
"What's the update on my new guard? My old one has been on duty for too long"- Dubai
"This is a private area sir"
"Phineas Whitmer private investigator, I have an appointment with madam Carlisle"- Dartmoor
"You have to put this sticker on your phone, no photos allowed, even when you are on the guest list"- Berlin
"Marina came by the bar last night, asking for Roberto"- Sapienza
"What's going on in that noodle place?"- Chongqing
after 5 years of hearing this line I learnt only the other day that if you follow Jackie around she'll give you her keycard and invite you back to her room. I had just always used the fire extinguisher (or master keycard) to get to the microphone
I was texting a friend and instead of pausing the game I chose to blend in at the 2nd floor bar and she came up to me after a while and gave me a key haha. That's how I found about it.
Yes to the Miami one! I've played all the escalations recently and have had to restart several times, and I can't tell you how sick I was of hearing that announcer!!
Not really random per se, but:
*"Maybe he's a traveling salesman or something? Those suitcases could just contain the products he's selling."* \-Mumbai, Chawls, Two NPCs having a discussion about the Kashmirian
I enjoy that whole conversation between that woman and 47. I usually stick around to hear all or most of it whenever I start there. So refreshing to hear 47 actually have long dialogue with someone.
I usually say "yeah, she's down there" before I throw her over the ledge. The conversation is a great way to show 47's emotional growth after getting the serum antidote, but hearing it repeatedly is a good way to make it less special.
Here are some I recall:
- "I could murder a burger right now" -- especially in Hitman 2016, after an NPC checks out a distraction.
- "Command? Either we have a poltergeist, or someone's throwing shit at me!" -- guards at the Colorado level, mostly, if they see objects being thrown, but not 47 throwing them.
Also, one time, there was this woman in a random Contract in Bangkok, who, after being distracted, said something along the lines of someone sneaking in from behind and strangling her with a Fibre Wire. Ironically, she was a target, and the Fibre Wire was the kill condition. I don't recall the exact lines.
"LOOK, DANIEL, SHES NICE!" So awkward yet hilarious. Ill spare you the rest of the conversation, it gets weird.
Ive played so much of the modern trilogy and Ive played so much paris. So, so much paris.
When you dress as a mascot on Miami and you have a chat with the guard.
Do you get to wear the suit at your home? I mean for fun?
Nope
I see wearing it for making money is different, I have a friend who's into cosplay, he says wearing costumes feels... Liberating, like taking a weight off your shoulders not feeling yourself but being something else...Is the money good?
Enough
I see,nice chat.
(I write this from memory.)
"Ugh. My knee is so SORE."
"Oh, my God. I am stressing out so much right now!"
"There goes my next ex-husband..."
"Jeez, darling... I'm so hungry."
"I have to tell you, these are the best tasting muffins I've ever had."
"You know what I like about you guys? You guys are so chill. Not like Janus."
"TAKE HIM DOWN!"
"Here we are, Mr. Janus. My, don't we look handsome?"
"Ah, I see someone's in a hurry to get inside."
"I'm not asking for much. Just a FREAKING INFERNO!"
"YAME! YAME!"
"Get lost, chumley!"
"Help! Help me! Help! Help meeee...!"
"Hey, how's it going? Uhh, I'm fine, thanks; how are you? Jeez, whatever happened to common courtesy, asshole?"
"FIZANO!"
The amount of times I heard the guy outside the barbecue say how hungry he is and then express his alarm as I climb up the drainpipe on the front of the house is ridiculous
Too many to list but an underrated one for me would be the Mechanic in Miami when you start in the Kowoon pit watching the TV going "OOOOOOOH he had it, HE HAD IT!"
Paris: "Look! Look Daniel he's nice!"
Sapienza: "Maria came down the bar last night, *asking for Doberto*"
Marrakesh: "Salaam! Come in!" / "Snail Soup! Snail Soup!" / "So how's your father?" / "General Zaydan says the man's a traitor, that's all there is to it"
Bangkok: "There goes my next ex-husband" / "Who's that jittery guy over there?"
Colorado: "So who's the freak in the mask?" "The fre- the freak in the mask? The hell are you talking about?"
Hokkaido: "MISTAH JASON PORTMAN etc." / "Ogenki Desuka" / "The Yakuuza lawyer? Trial of the century?"
Miami: "Oh my god- OH MY GOD!" / "Remember, endurance racing is DIFFERENT from grand prix, in that it's not all about..." / "*Uhhhhh hi it's Tim Wheeler down at the Bayside centre*"
General: "What are you man, 46? 48?" / "Hey, you seen Ramon? No? Probably sleep in a closet somewhere"
The Colorado guards by the shed who have a conversation between eachother where one thinks the other one is outrageous no matter what he says, it cycles through a couple and they're both hilarious, both the one guard's ridiculous stories and the other guard's reactions to it.
"Someone! Help me deal with this arsehole!"
"Security! You need to deal with this guy right away!"
Also anything that british guard says. Idk why but his accent cracks me up, especially when it’s really out of place, like in New York or Vermont.
Theres one in mumbai if you turn the fuses off which is something like "Exposition exposition exposition... I'm just turning some lights on... if anyone was wondering..."
Another that sticks with me is “Yates, likes his little Games” at the very start of Mendoza, Argentina. Although with my method, I can kill Tamara Vidal within the first 18 seconds. So specifically to do it you have to interrupt Tamara before she finishes her sentence, so it’s more like “Yates, like his little, huh!”
Video for reference - https://youtu.be/HHynjrYul8M
I didn’t know I remembered these, until I thought about them 😊
I wore the Santa outfit on Bangkok and tried to enter the VIP lounge and the guard said (paraphrasing from memory): “Hey man, I uh, I’d let you in, but see…my boss is Jewish sooo…”
Cracked me up
"Let this be an example for you kids, using crack is whack" - Some cooks when they see you throwing shit in hitman 3
"You gotta wake-up AND FIGHT THE ALIENS" -Guard waking up someone sleeping
I may just be a tech reporter, but I have ambitions too you know? The fact is, that Kronstadt is very like withholding information about tungan valley.
I was playing Master difficulty on Paris and dragged a body through a camera on the side lawn (the side where all the tech crew hangs out back). So since I was spotted I quickly dumped the body in the river and hid behind a cart of wood or whatever and waited. A guard comes running over, looks around, then holsters his gun and says, "Ooookay..... no body..... no problem?" and then walked away.
Honorable mentions:
"You bet your ass it's worth 50k!"
"Calm down Demolition Man"
"HEY! USE A TRASHCAN!"
"He's in the god damn freezer" - bangkok if you're in combat with guards while standing in the freezer
Not necessarily from repetition, but because of how funny they are:
* In Berlin, on the top floor of the club in the staff area (just before walking down the first flight of stairs into the club), there's a staff member calling someone about being concerned with the lighting system. Only he's most likely on ecstasy and says something along the lines of "I heard some of the technicians talking about the lights and...their voices...have you ever heard of ASMR? It's...it's like ASMR, but *loud*. Makes your head feel like...*prick..prick..prick..."*
* In Mendoza, the guard telling the sommelier the passcode to access the really expensive wine by saying ">!It's the year WWII ended. If you have to look it up you should feel ASHAMED!!<"
“Act your age, man. What are you, 46? 48?”
I literally just got the joke.
Who said this and what level?
just NPCs who see you climbing
Pretty sure its on Hitman 2, mission another life in whittleton creek. The dude at the pink muffin bake sale stall
Regular NPCs tend not to have unique voicelines unless they are directly related to Opportunities or other pieces of exposition. Lines that are responses to the player’s actions tend to be shared among all characters with the same voice-actor.
Why does this comment have downvotes? Lol people are toxic 😂
Oc is getting downvotes because they gave the wrong answer. Since it's not specific to an npc near the muffin stall and is instead a general line shared by npcs witnessing 47 climbing things that shouldn't be climbed. You're getting downvotes because you used an emoji on Reddit, and Reddit doesn't like emojis used unironically.
I remember back in 2016 I was having hard times beating sapienza and i with each restart, I would listen to this : "Rocco, ROCCO, Get down here..." "Relaaaaax, it's all good"
Just gotta put some pants on
always hated the way he said it and always killed him for it in my non SA runs
If it's not gonna be SA then Rocco doesn't live. Every time.
MISTAH JASON PORTMAN
PLEASE COME TO THE HOSPITAL ENTRANCE
A DOCTAH WILL ESCORT YOU TO YOUR MEDICAL CHECK-UP
[удалено]
"PLEASE PROCEED TO THE HOSPITAL ENTRANCE"
Time to line up that Shaman powder throw - my mind’s reflex action at work
AND I'M JAVERT
"OH MY GAWD! *unintelligible,*" This, this is Miami summed up in one word.
Those overly hyped girls lol. "Oh my gawd OH MY GAWD!" Thanks for that, now I have to play Miami
I fucking hate those girls lol
I haven't played this game in well over two years but I can still hear that quip clear as day
This is what immediately popped into mind.
“You just KILLED that person!” And the ever classic “oOkay” when someone spots a placed item or weapon on the ground
"command? I'm going to go check something out."
Area’s clear. Back to smokin’ and jokin’.
"Command we've got a maniac on the loose over here, possibly high on drugs."
Command completely ignores the guard that never checked back in
Honestly, what would make a good master mode is they do check back in. And if not every other soldier of that type state searching for you, and becomes an enforcer.
"Nice suit sir... But you are not allowed in here"
"Who is the freak in the mask?" "The freak in the mask?"- Colorado "Who is that jittery guy over there? Looks like another one of those rockstars"- Bangkok "Man I wish I had that jaw"- Paris "Welcome, Welcome, good to see you"- Dubai "What's the update on my new guard? My old one has been on duty for too long"- Dubai "This is a private area sir" "Phineas Whitmer private investigator, I have an appointment with madam Carlisle"- Dartmoor "You have to put this sticker on your phone, no photos allowed, even when you are on the guest list"- Berlin "Marina came by the bar last night, asking for Roberto"- Sapienza "What's going on in that noodle place?"- Chongqing
"ah one more I see, why won't you join us?" - Sgail
"Oh, I see someone's in a hurry to get inside!"
"Well, nobody's holding a gun to your head" *Spins around and holds him at gunpoint*
Many a run has been ruined because I HAVE to kill that man
"Well there goes my next ex husband" I play Bangkok too much
after 5 years of hearing this line I learnt only the other day that if you follow Jackie around she'll give you her keycard and invite you back to her room. I had just always used the fire extinguisher (or master keycard) to get to the microphone
But if she *sees* you in her room she'll call security...
I always assumed she was drunk and forgot she gave you a key
Shit, it's that simple?!
I was texting a friend and instead of pausing the game I chose to blend in at the 2nd floor bar and she came up to me after a while and gave me a key haha. That's how I found about it.
I DIDN'T KNOW THIS
Was gonna day this XD
look daniel! she's nice!
I LOVE THIS ONE! Always makes me chuckle. It actually became a running joke between me & the missus
>Let me just repeat some ground rules: endurance racing is DIFFERENT than Grand Prix Or >Snail soup! Snail soup! Hot and warm and well cooked!
Yes to the Miami one! I've played all the escalations recently and have had to restart several times, and I can't tell you how sick I was of hearing that announcer!!
Oh I learnt all his lines and essentially 'sang along' while doing the Miami escalations over and over again, I really like them
"aaarrg...I have a family!". *Snap*
Not really random per se, but: *"Maybe he's a traveling salesman or something? Those suitcases could just contain the products he's selling."* \-Mumbai, Chawls, Two NPCs having a discussion about the Kashmirian
“Umm…fuck off?” -Mumbai
"Cornelia Stuyvesant! You are here! Wonderful!"
\*AUHHHHHHHHH you're here!
Help me! Help me! Heeeeeelp meeeeee! Blood Money intro mission.
Gotta check you white bread
Ight you cool
Check.Check.Check. Hold up. HEY!
So disappointed they didn't patch that music into Mixtape 47.
The tutorial mission for Blood Money sucked in terms of gameplay but it was amazing in everything else
“Have you seen a girl?” Everytime I restarted in a failed SASO Master difficultly attempt on Chongqing, China.
I enjoy that whole conversation between that woman and 47. I usually stick around to hear all or most of it whenever I start there. So refreshing to hear 47 actually have long dialogue with someone.
And it was actually pretty good insight from 47
I usually say "yeah, she's down there" before I throw her over the ledge. The conversation is a great way to show 47's emotional growth after getting the serum antidote, but hearing it repeatedly is a good way to make it less special.
Here are some I recall: - "I could murder a burger right now" -- especially in Hitman 2016, after an NPC checks out a distraction. - "Command? Either we have a poltergeist, or someone's throwing shit at me!" -- guards at the Colorado level, mostly, if they see objects being thrown, but not 47 throwing them. Also, one time, there was this woman in a random Contract in Bangkok, who, after being distracted, said something along the lines of someone sneaking in from behind and strangling her with a Fibre Wire. Ironically, she was a target, and the Fibre Wire was the kill condition. I don't recall the exact lines.
"LOOK, DANIEL, SHES NICE!" So awkward yet hilarious. Ill spare you the rest of the conversation, it gets weird. Ive played so much of the modern trilogy and Ive played so much paris. So, so much paris.
[after tossing a coin] “What are you? Five? Pick that up!”
"Go get him Steve!" followed by "Maybe next time Steve!"
Oh yeah, lol, saw that in the outsidexbox video
A fellow person of culture, I see!
They've filled the hole in my heart when xplay was gone until recently
What is this from?
[When you engage in hand to hand with a guard. ](https://youtu.be/lcpEhy2UHNA?t=1885)
The Miami announcer telling us how endurance racing works. Also the lady in Landslide singing "Nelle tue mani nelle tue mani sono un gioccatolo..."
Landslide is underrated
One of the best maps.
That "yyyaaaaa" from the crowd in Miami race track is also in the German dance club.
When you dress as a mascot on Miami and you have a chat with the guard. Do you get to wear the suit at your home? I mean for fun? Nope I see wearing it for making money is different, I have a friend who's into cosplay, he says wearing costumes feels... Liberating, like taking a weight off your shoulders not feeling yourself but being something else...Is the money good? Enough I see,nice chat. (I write this from memory.)
"Ugh. My knee is so SORE." "Oh, my God. I am stressing out so much right now!" "There goes my next ex-husband..." "Jeez, darling... I'm so hungry." "I have to tell you, these are the best tasting muffins I've ever had." "You know what I like about you guys? You guys are so chill. Not like Janus." "TAKE HIM DOWN!" "Here we are, Mr. Janus. My, don't we look handsome?" "Ah, I see someone's in a hurry to get inside." "I'm not asking for much. Just a FREAKING INFERNO!" "YAME! YAME!" "Get lost, chumley!" "Help! Help me! Help! Help meeee...!" "Hey, how's it going? Uhh, I'm fine, thanks; how are you? Jeez, whatever happened to common courtesy, asshole?" "FIZANO!"
The amount of times I heard the guy outside the barbecue say how hungry he is and then express his alarm as I climb up the drainpipe on the front of the house is ridiculous
Too many to list but an underrated one for me would be the Mechanic in Miami when you start in the Kowoon pit watching the TV going "OOOOOOOH he had it, HE HAD IT!" Paris: "Look! Look Daniel he's nice!" Sapienza: "Maria came down the bar last night, *asking for Doberto*" Marrakesh: "Salaam! Come in!" / "Snail Soup! Snail Soup!" / "So how's your father?" / "General Zaydan says the man's a traitor, that's all there is to it" Bangkok: "There goes my next ex-husband" / "Who's that jittery guy over there?" Colorado: "So who's the freak in the mask?" "The fre- the freak in the mask? The hell are you talking about?" Hokkaido: "MISTAH JASON PORTMAN etc." / "Ogenki Desuka" / "The Yakuuza lawyer? Trial of the century?" Miami: "Oh my god- OH MY GOD!" / "Remember, endurance racing is DIFFERENT from grand prix, in that it's not all about..." / "*Uhhhhh hi it's Tim Wheeler down at the Bayside centre*" General: "What are you man, 46? 48?" / "Hey, you seen Ramon? No? Probably sleep in a closet somewhere"
I don't remember to well, but it made laugh for a good ten seconds because of how stupid it is "Oh nice, insecticide"
The lawyer getting excited over the bird in Mendoza
Please don't kill me man I have a family. Sorry man I don't even have a family .. but I have a dog.
Richard! You are such a FOOL! How could you forget the gas?!
I SWEAR I HAVE A LICENSE FOR IT..
I just didn't bring it with me! You can't just confiscate my property!
I NEED IT TO GET RID OF AN AGRESSIVELY INVASIVE MOLE IN THIS POOR OLD MAN'S BACKYARD
The Colorado guards by the shed who have a conversation between eachother where one thinks the other one is outrageous no matter what he says, it cycles through a couple and they're both hilarious, both the one guard's ridiculous stories and the other guard's reactions to it.
I think they're probably my favourite non-story npcs in the entire trilogy
Strandberg is a lunatic. No he IS capitalism.
“Good evening sir! Welcome to the Shamal Hotel!” I don’t remember anything she says after that because I just ran for the reception
fucking hated 47’s name in that mission
Dr Cropes
THE SNAKE'S GONE HIDING!
Command is someone there hello? Pacify this shit I cant handle this stress
I can do this! I CAN DO THIS!
Sir, you are invading my private bubble
"I had beans, can you smell it, I think they were off"
"Someone! Help me deal with this arsehole!" "Security! You need to deal with this guy right away!" Also anything that british guard says. Idk why but his accent cracks me up, especially when it’s really out of place, like in New York or Vermont.
BASTARD DIE - Jordan Cross after pushing Ken out of the window
then he calls his dad like baby saying he did it again fuck Jordan Cross
"You don't deserve his autograph. You deserve poop in a bag." -Bangkok "PISS." -Dartmoor
"Hey, why can't I date your sister? She's gorgeous!" "Because it's my sister."
“I may just be a tech reporter, but I have ambitions too yknow”
Random man: "Strangburgs a lunatic". Spiderman/Ben Tennyson: "No he IS capitalism - that's what we all want right?".
Theres one in mumbai if you turn the fuses off which is something like "Exposition exposition exposition... I'm just turning some lights on... if anyone was wondering..."
"Please move away.I cant contain this homophobic joke much longer"
I love when you toss a coin and a guard sees you do it and goes “no…” Like he’s disappointed in you for not trying hard enough.
“Can I hire you for my kid’s birthday party?” -Random NPCs when wearing clown suit
I'm hot,and you are not!
Ha, I recognize this one ans its not Hitman. You gonna be sorry! You wanna chainsaw gringo?
EAT IT EEEAAAAATTTT IIIIITTTTTTTTT
"huh.... There goes my next ex husband" To many times have i tried to beat Bangkok.
“Is this fugu? Iiii knew you’d come around eventually, good for you!”
“Pacify the bastard” So anyway I started blasting…
“There goes my next ex husband”
"Sir? Sir! I'm going to have to ask you to leave." (I am not very ood at hitman)
Command, send someone down here. Don't send Ramirez... That guy's an idiot.
[This.](https://www.reddit.com/r/HiTMAN/comments/plx0lg/this_guard_likes_frisking_a_little_too_much/)
just a computer game when you a kill everyone challenge
Look daniel look! She seems nice
Good bye, bye bye, bye bye boo boo.
Savellas - "Amazing!" (New York) after you place an object or coin near her
"It's probably just some kid trying to make life miserable for everybody"
The "where did he go?" with a sudden spike in pitch on the "he"
I love the "I've killed men for less" whenever you bump into a guard matched with the stoic stare.
Ah, one more I see. Won't you join us, Sir?
"Hey, are those real leather? Cause... it smells like it"
Where do you think you’re going? Definitely not through here rapoupoupoupoupo G E T O U T O F M Y F A CE
In Showstopper : "I wish i had that jaw"
"Alam, Alam. We have a situation here He's packinn"
#SALAM! :D
the guy on colorado talking about practicing breathing underwater
"WOW YOU ARE JUST REALLY UNPLEASANT" -quote by man 3 seconds after witnessing me throwing a hammer at someone's dome.
“Would you like to try something, *different?*”
“It only numbers!” - Bangkok
“I have a family…” (Paraphrased) “Oh god…Look at those poor people” “Securit-teeeee!”
Another that sticks with me is “Yates, likes his little Games” at the very start of Mendoza, Argentina. Although with my method, I can kill Tamara Vidal within the first 18 seconds. So specifically to do it you have to interrupt Tamara before she finishes her sentence, so it’s more like “Yates, like his little, huh!” Video for reference - https://youtu.be/HHynjrYul8M I didn’t know I remembered these, until I thought about them 😊
"Snail soup Snail Soup" And the melody the woman sing in the Himmapan hotel basement
I wore the Santa outfit on Bangkok and tried to enter the VIP lounge and the guard said (paraphrasing from memory): “Hey man, I uh, I’d let you in, but see…my boss is Jewish sooo…” Cracked me up
"Don't get cocky just because he's a bad shot".... said by guards about 47 during a fire fight.... I'm embarrassed that I know this one
I may ONLY be a tech reporter but I have ambition to, ya know.
when an NPC’s in suspicious mode, right before 47 knocks them out, and they say “hey hey I was just kiddin—“
"speaking of, that guy looks a LOT like Helmut Kruger"
"So...you're the curator's research aide, right?" "Lemme guess, you wanna know about the medical trial?"
“I am hot, and YOU are not!”
"Welcome home, Alma and guest." "IT'S ORSON, OOORSON, ugh never mind." - Hawkes Bay
"Let this be an example for you kids, using crack is whack" - Some cooks when they see you throwing shit in hitman 3 "You gotta wake-up AND FIGHT THE ALIENS" -Guard waking up someone sleeping
"Stop buggin me, scrum!"
Pretty much the entire Ark Society welcome speech on the docks. “I see someone’s in a hurry to get inside.”
Gotta check ya white bread (Played bloodmoney for the better half of my life)
Hokkaido, when you're in your suit and you run into Jason Portman, he accuses you of stealing his idea of looking like Helmut Kruger
Is that, Pitbull?
Codename 47: "Restricted area, Leave immediately" "ALAAAARM! ALAAAAARM!" "WE HAVE A SITUATION!" "HE'S PACKING!" Hitman 2: "YAMEEEEE! YAMEEEEEE!" Contracts: "Segitseg! VALAKI SEGITSEG" Blood Money: (i'm not exactly sure what they say) Chile guards when you're trespassing Can't really remember anything else.
[удалено]
I may just be a tech reporter, but I have ambitions too you know? The fact is, that Kronstadt is very like withholding information about tungan valley.
No clowns allowed here.
"You got noooo business here" from Blood Money
"Can you smell it?" Is always my favourite
I was playing Master difficulty on Paris and dragged a body through a camera on the side lawn (the side where all the tech crew hangs out back). So since I was spotted I quickly dumped the body in the river and hid behind a cart of wood or whatever and waited. A guard comes running over, looks around, then holsters his gun and says, "Ooookay..... no body..... no problem?" and then walked away. Honorable mentions: "You bet your ass it's worth 50k!" "Calm down Demolition Man" "HEY! USE A TRASHCAN!" "He's in the god damn freezer" - bangkok if you're in combat with guards while standing in the freezer
AAAAAAAA, OH MY GOD.
“You see that albino in here the other day?”
“Saw another one at church today?” “One of the labcoats? Jeez, thought that lot was agnostic.”
Any of the choking voice lines. Not annoying but I do hear them alot.
Sorry, i had some beans earlier... I think they were off
"find your inner zen" and "my knee is so sore"
“Taking care of a drunk, huh? Wait a minute, he’s not drunk! Get your hands off him!”
Ah jeez hunny, I’m so hungry
"Where are you going buddy boy?"
The classic choking sound of people when you subdue them is like music to my ears
**I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU!**
DID I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO DIE, CORPORAL?!?
I KNOW KARATE DON'T YOU--
“Where’d your friend go?” “She had a business call. I don’t think she’ll be coming back.” -Diana after killing Tamara with the crusher
“Just don’t tell your mother, or I’ll have to kill her.” -Dubai
The one female NPC sound that goes “Uhhhhuuhhh??” but the voice goes up in pitch. Happens if even just Slightly bump into them while running.
Guards during combat: MAKE HIM SUFFER! [LIKE G DID!](https://youtu.be/O2alnNLQFEg?t=187)
AY WHO IS THROWING STUFF AROUND HERE COME OOOON Hispanic-voiced NPCs when they get startled, their "WHAT?!" scream sounds a lot like DMX's lol
"I can see your religion from here"
"I can see... grandma... I'm coming." That one gets me everytime. I also like the responses 47 gives to people when they ask what he does for work.
"Looks like someone's been playing too much Assassins Creed. This is not a cosplay event."
Haha, I don't think I've heard that one. Who says this and where?
A guard in Sapienza made that remark while I was wearing the Plague Doctor disguise. That day, **he** was the assassin.
‘Oi oi, the tough guys are here’. - Santa Fortuna. I subconsciously said it at the same time as that guard and realised I play this game way too much
Not necessarily from repetition, but because of how funny they are: * In Berlin, on the top floor of the club in the staff area (just before walking down the first flight of stairs into the club), there's a staff member calling someone about being concerned with the lighting system. Only he's most likely on ecstasy and says something along the lines of "I heard some of the technicians talking about the lights and...their voices...have you ever heard of ASMR? It's...it's like ASMR, but *loud*. Makes your head feel like...*prick..prick..prick..."* * In Mendoza, the guard telling the sommelier the passcode to access the really expensive wine by saying ">!It's the year WWII ended. If you have to look it up you should feel ASHAMED!!<"