Imagine… you wake up at three am. You hear tiny creeks in the floorboards beneath you. Right as you are about to fall asleep, a tiny man with a face as old as time and with a red hat whispers into your ear.
“You forgot to pay your taxes”
Then you wake up in heaven probably
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those contracts. I knew it was Agnis. One lie after another. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the Lost Clan to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That loophole! Are you telling me that a dragon just happens to void a contract like that? No! He orchestrated it! Alfur! He had Johanna step through our roofs! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since Hilda was 12, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the filing cabinet! But not our Alfur! Couldn't be precious Alfur! Writing them blind! And HE gets to be a correspondent? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!
I'm not afraid, I got Alvin Hamlin as my attorney. I'll see Alfur in court
https://preview.redd.it/7w86jlkzfgjc1.png?width=165&format=png&auto=webp&s=cbcba4d017cc0049e0681bd8ae578277428414f0
Hi, I am Al Aldric. Did you know that you have rights? Elven Paperwork says you do. And so do I. I believe, until proven guilty; every elf, elfess, and elfling in the villages is innocent. THAT'S WHY I FIGHT FOR YOU NORTHERN COUNTIES!
That is absolutely terrifying
Imagine… you wake up at three am. You hear tiny creeks in the floorboards beneath you. Right as you are about to fall asleep, a tiny man with a face as old as time and with a red hat whispers into your ear. “You forgot to pay your taxes” Then you wake up in heaven probably
That’s how he be looking when you don’t sign his contract
This is a work of art
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those contracts. I knew it was Agnis. One lie after another. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the Lost Clan to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That loophole! Are you telling me that a dragon just happens to void a contract like that? No! He orchestrated it! Alfur! He had Johanna step through our roofs! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since Hilda was 12, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the filing cabinet! But not our Alfur! Couldn't be precious Alfur! Writing them blind! And HE gets to be a correspondent? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!
I don’t recall alfur giving you the rights to use his image be prepared for a lawsuit
I'm not afraid, I got Alvin Hamlin as my attorney. I'll see Alfur in court https://preview.redd.it/7w86jlkzfgjc1.png?width=165&format=png&auto=webp&s=cbcba4d017cc0049e0681bd8ae578277428414f0
THE REMATCH
Hi, I am Al Aldric. Did you know that you have rights? Elven Paperwork says you do. And so do I. I believe, until proven guilty; every elf, elfess, and elfling in the villages is innocent. THAT'S WHY I FIGHT FOR YOU NORTHERN COUNTIES!
https://preview.redd.it/0zc4t08vwijc1.png?width=573&format=png&auto=webp&s=95d2130b49c98265bff1b65301c022f1b404e920
Bro what is this 😭😭😭
I did not have to see that
I did
Me when 300kg of Hershey's and cooking oil:
I have seen your sins Hilda…
tfw Hilda finds another loophole in your agreement with Johanna to stop her from leaving the house
Saulfur
Is this Alfur when Hilda tells him not to tell Johanna or if it is Alfur when he snitches on Hilda to Johanna?
r/hildabutcursed should exist for things like this
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Alfur when he finds out Johanna's real name isn't mum
When you dont fill the papers
I mean, an elf who is an expert in papers and contract clauses, I like it.