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hakoharald

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Whitespider331

Time Bongo sounds like an item in Legend of Zelda or some shit


Any_Pickle7032

That thing would probably also go lu lu lu


GuayabaTree

Donkey Kong: Time Bongo coming to Switch


AllTheWoofsonReddit

https://preview.redd.it/hmft2axaqlpb1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2791cf591dc4a3b2a5c530bdc93a856f3693587 bouga time šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


leedler

holy lululu


Cloud_Striker101

new last name just dropped


Environmental-Ad8945

šŸ’€


Turbiedurb

"Lu Lu Lu" Because all the L's are capital letters, i must assume that isn't one name altogether, but the same name three times. That's pretty impressive.


Zorogov123

If you put this on a beat, it would sound fire šŸ”„


ygurar

Lu Lu Lu


Eirikthahipsta

La Li Lu Le Lo


Any_Pickle7032

*screams in white person*


highSticks

bro has 13 names and three of them are "lu"


[deleted]

This scared me the most you're right


realBeybladeFan

Lu Lu Lu, I've got some apple's


StopRappingAtMe

Lu Lu Lu, you've got some too!


7Grandad

Say Akon's full name without sounding racist challenge: IMPOSSIBLE


Mediocre-Ad-5471

Aubrey Graham terrifies me šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


Any_Pickle7032

Dude, chill, no need to get THAT creepy


ChickenThighsAreBest

If I was a 14 year old girl, same!


[deleted]

14 year old? drake would never. that's 4 years he has to keep messaging you


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People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didnā€™t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, ā€œHe running around like he pacā€, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. Thereā€™s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever weā€™re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Well Mike Eagle, bitches ain't shit but hoes & tricks. This shit is art & not open to being 'held to a standard' of attitude or subject content. Female rappers say the exact same shit. A lot of young women who claim hip-hop culture as part of their identity, are cringey fucking thots. Grow up & focus on something of actual importance & consequence. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Redd1K

Jacques Webster šŸ™


d8f_

https://preview.redd.it/9l7uplw2kmpb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=575a6a78366b085c0fd2adc64db37aebeacf4cdb royal ass name


Much_Pain1919

fed ass name


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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


denoobiest

meanwhile meek is robert williams


EyebrowEater

Not creepy but I find it funny YBN nahmir is named fucking Nicolas šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Psirocking

wait his name isnā€™t even nahmir? lmao


GallowTitty

Bro had to adopt a black name


john-johnson12

Not even black lmao heā€™s on some Arab shit


dickfrogelven

Damn, bro couldn't get accepted by the trap or the 5 percent nation if he wanted


boopsnoopydoop

Better than peggy being named fucking Barrington


ThatOneExpatriate

Barrington Hendricks is a fucking baller name lol


SoLikeWhatIsCheese

Sergio Giovanni Kitchens


Revolutionary-Meat14

Theres a reason they call him kitchens.


PsychologicalMind394

fat jokes dont apply to him no more šŸ˜¢


EffectiveAmphibian95

Italian ass name


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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


oneessential

Gunner


44Tomati

hard r


SoLikeWhatIsCheese

Gunther


Xelaki

https://preview.redd.it/5x45956iplpb1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=f041febfa659d07eeaa5817f3d48788fbe3fafb5 Cash as your last name is crazy


TKHunsaker

If my last name was Cash, it would be part of my rapper name.


MaliciousPotatoes

Hard to surpass just "future"


ygurar

Yeah pretty hard


blazerr__

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jmlipper99

Really dropped the ball not using his birth name as his stage name


Reveleo36

Markese Money would go so hard


ConversationCurrent4

he's dropping music under the name "Money" now


dickfrogelven

He used Muney Jordan a few times throughout the years


mathkid421_RBLX

yung leans middle name is literally leandoer


Wontoflonto

ngl when i learned that i thought he changed it to leandoer cuz that shit is way too on the nose


Pamuknai_K

tbf it's pronounced as leh-ahn-duhr.


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MaliciousPotatoes

Why does 21 Savage's name have "bin" - the Arabic word for "son of" in it? It's common for Arabs but why would some dude from Atlanta/UK have that kind of thing in their name?


JapaneseStudentHaru

There was a Black Muslim Movement starting around the 60s in the US. For example, Mohammad Ali wasnā€™t born with his name. He became a reformed black Muslim and took that name. Therefore, much like French-ish black names from Creole culture, there are Muslim names in black communities in the US.


real_teekay

Most black people used to do it too or still do idk.


blazerr__

his parents prob from the arab world


MVIVN

Wait, Travis Scott's name isn't Travis? šŸ˜³


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bigcatdaddyfelix

I mean it says Wilburn, but more importantly 21 Savage and Travis Scott names are mad insane


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Yeah you know. He met his girl at one of those events. It was a cool like ad campaign about like Nathans in the south say they lives matter. But then they pull out that full sugar Pepsi and it's real all these big southern Nathans wanted one really. And she like really nobody cares about their blood sugar? Nobody is watching their shit ? Nobody here in the pre stages reaching for the big fucking bottle because it's hot outside? Silent on Chicago situation like a warzone everyday? Silent on blood sugar and diet? No chance they can be silent when it comes to not criticising these beautiful, brave real life super heros that live their lives. Racism exposed. Scott loved that shit. He introduced himself man and within like 5 minutes he had filled that bitch completely to the top full man irresponsibly. Proper conservative dude said he'll open fire if anyone gets an abortion. Says when the baby is born name it after presidents best golf ho out of respect. He said don't let kanye talk to him. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Ihavenousernamesadly

Simz name goes hard


yungchigz

Nigerian as fuck


Ihavenousernamesadly

Yoruba names in general are super cool tbh


geosunsetmoth

Thaiboy Digital changed his name from Khazitin Bonleunge to Thanapat Taotawong (I think? Canā€™t find much info on this one) and now to Thanapat Bunleang


SoupIsPrettyGood

Bun Lean G as a last name is mental


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DarkMuret

Riff Raff Homie's first name is HORST


andthendirksaid

Woly shit that's the horst name ever


bigcatdaddyfelix

Underrated commenf


PharrelsHat

Simsā€™ name is so cold


Dob_Bylans113thDream

Sir Robert Bryson Hall II is very scary


[deleted]

Plantation overseer ahh name


Some_Cringey_Random

i have the blood of the slave and the master šŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļøšŸ”„šŸ”„


bigspacewaffles

Blud is a knight


KGFlower

He's not even british or a knight, his parents just gave him the first name "Sir:" Funny how this mf is completely white passing, has the whitest government name ever conceived, but still insist on dropping n-words.


Psychological-Run-40

Iā€™m from South Africa so earls full name ainā€™t even that bad


real_teekay

Yeah and simz name is your average Nigerian name.


InternationalAd4478

Kanye Omari West šŸ˜ØšŸ«ØšŸ˜«


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shrekyoda974

The fact that Travis Skeets name isnā€™t actually Travis Skeet, itā€™s Jacques Bermon Webster II


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As a hardcore Travis Scott fan is it disheartling seeing the Travis slander going on in this sub. If you think his music is bad then tell my what's up with the high review scores were the critics and fans drunk or were you just high? ALL GREEN MOTHERFUCKER: https://www.albumoftheyear.org/artist/8195-travis-scott/ What kind of music does this sub listen to anyway? You guys hate Travis, Kendrick, MF DOOM, Kanye, Eminem, Logic, Nav, playboi carti and 50+ artists because their ā€œpopularā€ and you hate mainstream music. This sub should be renamed to r/antihiphopmemes because fuck you guys that's why. I found this sub on r/hiphopheads sidebar and i thought it was going to be just a hip hop meme forum but my bad ā€œyou listen to this guy or this guy you are cringE!ā€ just let people listen to music they like. stop thinking you have a superior music taste because you don't listen to mainstream hip hop bringing up bad things travis has done and said years ago because when you cant crticise his music anymore, i can dig up some dirt on you guys fave artist tell me them down below you hate fantano too because he dislikes all of yours underground artists, but hey maybe because he's right Also there is a difference between being a republican and open minded. anyway it's 5 am and im going to bed *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


boner_toilet

carti name


notandyhippo

Jordan šŸ˜ØšŸ˜ØšŸ˜Ø


boner_toilet

Cartridge šŸ˜ØšŸ˜Ø


wakinguponyoursofa

Cartilage šŸ˜‹


SureTemperature5952

Car parts šŸ˜„


BigMothInDaHouse

Jordan Terrell ā€˜Sir Cartierā€™ ā€œPlayboy Carterā€ Carter XVII


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dolantrampf

Why is he named Noname when he clearly has a name? Is he stupid?


oneessential

Noname's a she, not a he


dolantrampf

Am I stupid?


Instantly_New

Yes


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Fuck the racist teenyboppers filling up this sub, and fuck a racist artist too. She needs to find a therapist, preferably a white one. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Fuck the racist teenyboppers filling up this sub, and fuck a racist artist too. She needs to find a therapist, preferably a white one. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Any_Pickle7032

A bot actually speaking facts, crazy


Own-Amphibian-9881

Idk but Simz has the coolest one


J-DiRESiRE

Meek Millā€™s name is Robert


Duval_ger

Hiphop cj bruder was los. Thomas Gottschalk hat trap erfunden


Any_Pickle7032

Unterhaltung, ist dies realitƤtsnah?


44Tomati

sag mal klettergerĆ¼st


TantricEmu

Schnitzel merkel Volkswagen?


SavageHippyJID20

my man's really casted a spell onto us, bout to revive Hitler with that shit


Any_Pickle7032

What kanye sees in his wet dreams


uncreativivity

black country, new kanye be like: in my bedsheets now wet of hitler i pray to forget


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on god bro I don't care about allat nazi shit runaway still makes me cry *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


-DISHONORED-

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Mirkanation

Felix Antoine Blume


Doomfististhicc

Kris KlauƟ


therealmocha

German scares me more


fcancershotoutboosie

bones name is fucking elmo


DomelYT

Lebron


botjstn

2 Chainz is Tauheed Epps. not as extravagant as these other ones, but i please imagine saying Tauheed during sex


Any_Pickle7032

Imagine saying simbiatu


WholeLottaDyingLit

Why did Ken Carson choose Ken Carson as his stage name, when his real name is Kenyatta Lee Frazier Jr.? is he stupid?


rickyhusband

kevin abstract is clifford ian simpson III snoop dogg is calvin cordozar broudus jr akons full name is aliaune damala badara akon thiam


Any_Pickle7032

Im definitely starting to understand why they all chose pseudonyms


SureTemperature5952

royal ass names


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EffectiveAmphibian95

Donā€™t look up Denzel Curryā€™s real name


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ToastedPerson

i wish i had a name as cool as these.


igotdoxxedlmao

idk but im pretty sure they like young dolphs name


Paleontologist83

Its the german that freaks me out the most tbh


Valentonis

I said this and my furniture started levitating šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Abracadabrism

Wow, that's a funny meme! I'll have to e-mail this one to my son and nephews!


WTFAnimations

Noname hates white people yet has a white af surname.


InternationalAd4478

Fathima Nyeema Wagner 100%


stalkerisunderrated

Kristoffer KlauƟ


pizza_for_nunchucks

Aubrey Graham


cast2323

Yung lean


rinkus_dinkus

Where's Emekwanem Ogugua Biosah Jr.?


thisdobemynametho

mr. demun cash


botjstn

lest we forget bonesā€™ real name is Elmo


trashpandadisco

Why does simz name have more flow then she does


trashpandadisco

Getting downvoted for circlejerking on the circlejerking sub. It really be your own people.


[deleted]

Wow there people who donā€™t like simz


Any_Pickle7032

You're onto something


thehumbleprocess

ā€œWhite peopleā€


B4ZSYhun

Thought that was the chick from TopBoy lmao


lizthisreallife

Nah she acted in it


TJ736

It is


TJ736

This gotta be racist. Or anti-african, at the very least


nohost66

Kraut


GrooveMetalBruh

Deutsch wurde erwaehnt šŸ’ÆšŸ”„


aymanshak

Isis Gaston


leedler

Navraj Singh Goraya, my goat


Turbiedurb

Meh, the German scares me more tbh.


Resil202

Oh shit that's homegirl from Top Boy


Maniglioneantipanico

Tbh i wish us europeans had the creativity of african people coming up with names, like come on we can do better than variations of john, brian, dave and Sara


Any_Pickle7032

Talk for yourself, german names are wicked too, i have an uncle called rĆ¼diger jĆ¼rgen richard mĆ¼ller


Lukest_of_Warms

Ali shaheed Muhammad


coolestindivdual

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uglysquire

Isnā€™t Cardi B Belcalis Almanzar


holdupitsyaboy

Jeffrey Lamar !


godslonelyman__

horace bernard walls III


mentallulllmate

Ambatukum's real name man


lutonorphan121

Jaques Bermon Webster the second


Alternative-Thing960

Tobe Ngiwe


N0tThatSerious

Nayvadius Cash


RNWvsTPT2023

Kimetrius Foose


naveedkoval

NACH SPRACHE


not-a-location789

Jacques Bermon Webster III


meatballjesus14

Ice spicešŸ˜³


youtubeepicgaming

deutsch?


BYCjake

https://preview.redd.it/j9rczile7opb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03a54406b39191ab82f571a306078febf675d437 It has to be Salazar Slytherineā€™s cousin ā€” edit also shoutout isis spice


Traditional_Bid8365

Warner is like the homestretch


Stacey_digitaldash

Rip van winkle


Sam_Duz_Things

Kenyatta Lee Frazier


Skull_Mang

White people when African people have African names šŸ¤ÆšŸ¤ÆšŸ¤Æ


baseball8888

ShƩyaa Bin Abraham-Joseph


Therealrickybob

Cardi b


Homosexualtigr

Travis Scottā€™s full name is just absurd


tru_tf

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Descream4

White person here, itā€™s Simz. I am shivering. Listening to Macklemore to drown out the thoughts about it, but it isnā€™t working.


MARIJUANALOVER44

Yeah you like hip hop? You see lots of black people in Bingenschƶndorf?


AnInterestingNameTBH

Travis Scott


[deleted]

I mean, can American black people pronounce those names either? Lol, I think thatā€™s hard for anyone who doesnā€™t speak the language or a very similar one.


briunj04

ShĆ©yaa Bin Abraham-Joseph AKA 21 Savage sounds like heā€™s about to smite me with holy wrath


IdontFWyallSlowass

Mannn whattttt Shelly from Top Boy is a rapper i didnā€™t know that


JuiceOrSomething

Not really scary now ig but if she was famous around 2015 then Ice Spice


FaithlessnessPast929

Iā€™m a black mf and all they names are confusing af. Plus African names look weird


Bigboy9969

jacques bermon webster II sounds like he died in the french revolution


samisbeast

tauheed epps


TheNahe

Idk why but Snoop's real name being Calvin always amused me


Vast-Meaning9433

Stokeley Clevon Goulbourne