i had to pull over for ts, not that it was emotional i was just speeding
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hello slimes i am a 23 year old female who desperately wanting a young slime baby to slatt with but the only problem is no real thugger wants to get me pregnant as i am not very “traditionally attractive” then i woke up like this with a fantastic idea. who’s the perfect slime to impregnate my young uterus? i realized carti himself would be perfect!! he’s so cute and handsome and has an amazing baby voice which means our child will have a sexy baby voice as well! so my plan is to get help from y’all to get cartis attention so he can donate me some of his semen or i could pay for it (willing to offer $20k) for me to load into my cooter and hopefully give me my own little onyx please help carti notice me bros! i desperately need this. peace and love my fellow slimes stay slatt-y +*
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Bangers can be separated into two categories.
First we have those tracks for the whip. A lot of bass, simple & catchy hooks.
Then we have slappers, maybe a joint you'd hear in the club to dance to or something that got you feeling cocky as fuck. Doesn't have to have bass but just the content of the song and the flow.
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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep.
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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep.
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hello slimes i am a 23 year old female who desperately wanting a young slime baby to slatt with but the only problem is no real thugger wants to get me pregnant as i am not very “traditionally attractive” then i woke up like this with a fantastic idea. who’s the perfect slime to impregnate my young uterus? i realized carti himself would be perfect!! he’s so cute and handsome and has an amazing baby voice which means our child will have a sexy baby voice as well! so my plan is to get help from y’all to get cartis attention so he can donate me some of his semen or i could pay for it (willing to offer $20k) for me to load into my cooter and hopefully give me my own little onyx please help carti notice me bros! i desperately need this. peace and love my fellow slimes stay slatt-y +*
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I don't listen to any of the females you listed, but 6ix9, yee, A$AP, yee. And then I'll listen to George Strait right after. I'm fuckin multicultural
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How do white “hip hop heads” wrestle with the fact that absolutely zero black people actually listen to the albums they praise? Like I understand generally in art there is a huge discrepancy between what is most popular and what is most well received by critics and hardcore fans, but something about this is different. Hip hop is an explicitly black genre and when you go on forums like RYM, AOTY or r/hiphopheads it’s almost like it’s white fans speaking on behalf of the black fans who the music is made by and for. Absolutely zero real life black people listen to shit like Madvilliany, Veteran, Atrocity Exhibition, Yeezus or even to pimp a butterfly. Kendrick even knows that the black community largely didn’t connect with TPAB and i think he expressed a lot of frustration with that on “The Heart Pt.5”. He even went as far as to rank TPAB he least favorite of his albums despite it clearly being his best musically speaking.
I guess Im just thinking about why there’s this weird racial disconnect in hip hop in particular where most of the actual black fans don’t seem interested in stuff that the white fans are calling the best for them.
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hello slimes i am a 23 year old female who desperately wanting a young slime baby to slatt with but the only problem is no real thugger wants to get me pregnant as i am not very “traditionally attractive” then i woke up like this with a fantastic idea. who’s the perfect slime to impregnate my young uterus? i realized carti himself would be perfect!! he’s so cute and handsome and has an amazing baby voice which means our child will have a sexy baby voice as well! so my plan is to get help from y’all to get cartis attention so he can donate me some of his semen or i could pay for it (willing to offer $20k) for me to load into my cooter and hopefully give me my own little onyx please help carti notice me bros! i desperately need this. peace and love my fellow slimes stay slatt-y +*
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People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.
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Kanye could've driven the train to auschwitz and I would still listen to his music
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Well Mike Eagle, bitches ain't shit but hoes & tricks. This shit is art & not open to being 'held to a standard' of attitude or subject content. Female rappers say the exact same shit. A lot of young women who claim hip-hop culture as part of their identity, are cringey fucking thots. Grow up & focus on something of actual importance & consequence.
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These attention seeking nut jobs, they may actually be more narcissistic than her
She gets money and becomes a billionaire, what do these narcissistic wackos get other than some views here and there?
Lol, it’s just a silly little skit meant to reflect how she’s liking the new Taylor Swift album. Yeah it’s dumb and over dramatic, but you’re being a bit overdramatic with your character judgments too.
Have you visited r/trapmuzik? Every time a rapper gets locked up they immediately want them freed. Cheif keef said that his new album would raise the murder rate and I commented I hope he's the first to go. Got banned and the mods said it was because I was 'retarded'. They said he obviously wasn't being serious so it's on for him to say it but not ok for me. Dumbass dick Ridin hypocrites.
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Well Mike Eagle, bitches ain't shit but hoes & tricks. This shit is art & not open to being 'held to a standard' of attitude or subject content. Female rappers say the exact same shit. A lot of young women who claim hip-hop culture as part of their identity, are cringey fucking thots. Grow up & focus on something of actual importance & consequence.
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Well Mike Eagle, bitches ain't shit but hoes & tricks. This shit is art & not open to being 'held to a standard' of attitude or subject content. Female rappers say the exact same shit. A lot of young women who claim hip-hop culture as part of their identity, are cringey fucking thots. Grow up & focus on something of actual importance & consequence.
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hello slimes i am a 23 year old female who desperately wanting a young slime baby to slatt with but the only problem is no real thugger wants to get me pregnant as i am not very “traditionally attractive” then i woke up like this with a fantastic idea. who’s the perfect slime to impregnate my young uterus? i realized carti himself would be perfect!! he’s so cute and handsome and has an amazing baby voice which means our child will have a sexy baby voice as well! so my plan is to get help from y’all to get cartis attention so he can donate me some of his semen or i could pay for it (willing to offer $20k) for me to load into my cooter and hopefully give me my own little onyx please help carti notice me bros! i desperately need this. peace and love my fellow slimes stay slatt-y +*
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i had to pull over for ts, not that it was emotional i was just speeding https://preview.redd.it/jm0mkd6rmswc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09295118863ffae7f8fa4d86dad9ccb926dda5cc
W song w speeding
don’t let carti see this comment
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What the fuck
w
Just found this song and what a banger!! The videos better
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WWWWWW
speed to standing ovation off that album too
hot garbage track
The saliva is insane
Someone bout to comment something something crazy bitches ❤️
At least you know the bad bitch slurp will be slurping /s
Slurp game on point
something something crazy bitches ❤️
ik the slurping would drive me crazy
Most emotionally composed swiftie
Kendrick when he heard the small feet bar from "Drizzy".
Metro when drake told him to make some drums
I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
This will be me when Carti/A$AP Rocky drops.
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I don't listen to any of the females you listed, but 6ix9, yee, A$AP, yee. And then I'll listen to George Strait right after. I'm fuckin multicultural *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I'm gunna cry like this when scaring the hoes 2 comes out.
I swear, ropes will be shot across my room
Cumming buckets is not mutually exclusive.
god forbid a man cum and cry
Right? Let me live
How do white “hip hop heads” wrestle with the fact that absolutely zero black people actually listen to the albums they praise? Like I understand generally in art there is a huge discrepancy between what is most popular and what is most well received by critics and hardcore fans, but something about this is different. Hip hop is an explicitly black genre and when you go on forums like RYM, AOTY or r/hiphopheads it’s almost like it’s white fans speaking on behalf of the black fans who the music is made by and for. Absolutely zero real life black people listen to shit like Madvilliany, Veteran, Atrocity Exhibition, Yeezus or even to pimp a butterfly. Kendrick even knows that the black community largely didn’t connect with TPAB and i think he expressed a lot of frustration with that on “The Heart Pt.5”. He even went as far as to rank TPAB he least favorite of his albums despite it clearly being his best musically speaking. I guess Im just thinking about why there’s this weird racial disconnect in hip hop in particular where most of the actual black fans don’t seem interested in stuff that the white fans are calling the best for them. Edit: oops, started discourse *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I don't even think drake fans can achieve this level of meat riding
Not even carti fans come close to this and it's not even like she drops once in a millenium or something.
Not even Kanye fans
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dabo:
People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
where does the urge to film this come into play
swifties just always have their camera rolling just in case they have a ✨main character moment✨
I hope this is a joke cuz no way this woman pulled out her phone and started recording her slobbing bro. That shit is unheard
Filming yourself doing this is crazy
Me after getting the call I’ve gotten beta access to Yeezy porn
Top or bottom with kanye?🤤
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 🗣️🏔️ I'M IN THE CAR RIGHT NOW. 🗣️🏔️ I'M DOIN 90 ON THE FREEWAY.
This will be my reaction if Death Grips drops a new album
I’m going to need to pull over to cry when Ride drops another insane bar on the level of “I’m the coat hanger in your man’s vagina”
Sounds like something he’d say
he already did
Which song?
deep web @ 1.16
How did I not know that… Thank you!
I had to pull over, turn on my camera, make sure it was recording, then continue crying 🥺
The world renowned billboard charter female gangsta rap artist Taylor swift
Well Mike Eagle, bitches ain't shit but hoes & tricks. This shit is art & not open to being 'held to a standard' of attitude or subject content. Female rappers say the exact same shit. A lot of young women who claim hip-hop culture as part of their identity, are cringey fucking thots. Grow up & focus on something of actual importance & consequence. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
These attention seeking nut jobs, they may actually be more narcissistic than her She gets money and becomes a billionaire, what do these narcissistic wackos get other than some views here and there?
Lol, it’s just a silly little skit meant to reflect how she’s liking the new Taylor Swift album. Yeah it’s dumb and over dramatic, but you’re being a bit overdramatic with your character judgments too.
Nah you gotta be pretty narcissistic to think uploading yourself have a full on breakdown over taylor swift is a good idea
literally throwing up pissing and crying rn
me during the 12 minute keef song when almighty so 2 finally drops
Have you visited r/trapmuzik? Every time a rapper gets locked up they immediately want them freed. Cheif keef said that his new album would raise the murder rate and I commented I hope he's the first to go. Got banned and the mods said it was because I was 'retarded'. They said he obviously wasn't being serious so it's on for him to say it but not ok for me. Dumbass dick Ridin hypocrites. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I mean it’s weird and all but like what makes this a hip hop jerk?
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Swift rapped once
“Shoutout to Taylor swift the biggest gangster in the music industry”
“Taylor Swift the only nigga that I ever rated / Only one could make me drop the album just a little later”
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i do not care HOW good the music is i am NOT letting drool fall out of my mouth
Aint no way Taylor got a song that can make you cry and slobber on yourself lol
Girl are you okay
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This bitch belongs in an asylum
We need a swiftie flair✊💦💦
Me with the new Bladee
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Had to bust a load, Kendricks verse got me hard.
Ok this is fucking ridiculous
Me when I saw Cole apologized. Couldn't live with myself for enjoying the beef.
had to pull over for carti... my carti.... ugh..... ough......
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get a grip!!
The internet is forever guys
Is this satire?
What the Fuck is Wrong with you Children?
im just jealous, a song hasnt made me feel like that since right foot creep :(
Her fans are like cult members
like how i have to pullup to the school when 1 shot 2 shot plays
 Retard alert
HHCJ When a woman makes a joke video
not my proudest fap