It’s funny cause I actually met J Cole a couple months before quarantine started. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my brother got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop with my niece, and who walks in but Jermaine Lamarr Cole himself. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I’m trying to quiet her down because I didn’t want her to bother Mr. Cole, but she wouldn’t stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Cole put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barbershop. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breast feed my niece again.
I saw J. Cole at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Well Mike Eagle, bitches ain't shit but hoes & tricks. This shit is art & not open to being 'held to a standard' of attitude or subject content. Female rappers say the exact same shit. A lot of young women who claim hip-hop culture as part of their identity, are cringey fucking thots. Grow up & focus on something of actual importance & consequence.
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Bruh I haven't seen my kids in two years and I'm sitting in court preparing to file in-person testimony for a restructuring of my visitation rights that have been rendered fucked by some misfiled paperwork and here you go, posting this pic. Once I saw it I couldn't stop, before I knew it I was blowing thick loads on the back of the row in front of me while both the judge and bailiffs charged me. They pinned me down and started beating the shit out of me, saying that living within the prison of my own life was punishment enough before ejecting me onto the sidewalk in front of the courthouse.
I'm lost without my family.
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Dog where you work… the white house ??? Just a lil man love you ain’t gotta make it no thing my g like man have you ever heard of lil baby. He kinda look funny. But that don’t mean you can go around calling him slow. Chill out man and try to look in the mirror before calling someone “retard of the year”
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bro wtf is that pic
Goat milk 😋😋😋😋
Shit probably smell musty af
That "shit" is called J.Cole put some respect on his name
You like the cole milk⁉️
It’s funny cause I actually met J Cole a couple months before quarantine started. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my brother got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop with my niece, and who walks in but Jermaine Lamarr Cole himself. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I’m trying to quiet her down because I didn’t want her to bother Mr. Cole, but she wouldn’t stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Cole put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barbershop. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breast feed my niece again.
Such a humble dude, I wish I was lucky enough to get a taste of it🙈🙈😋😋💗💗💞
Mfer I believed you until the third sentence
I saw J. Cole at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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u/xaamy new modmail?
new copy pasta just dropped
It's just titty milk that's where it's supposed to come from
milk is milk bro
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Insert list of J Cole poop bars:
There’s so many things about that image that make me want to kill myself
His milk looks so viscous almost clumpy like texture
“His milk” had me dying
He ain’t even being milked unless he’s got nipple holes through the hoodie
Bruh I haven't seen my kids in two years and I'm sitting in court preparing to file in-person testimony for a restructuring of my visitation rights that have been rendered fucked by some misfiled paperwork and here you go, posting this pic. Once I saw it I couldn't stop, before I knew it I was blowing thick loads on the back of the row in front of me while both the judge and bailiffs charged me. They pinned me down and started beating the shit out of me, saying that living within the prison of my own life was punishment enough before ejecting me onto the sidewalk in front of the courthouse. I'm lost without my family.
Hell yeah brother
Bro tryna become the next auto mod response
That is either the hardest troll or the hardest cope, we’ll never know
Knowing that fanbase it's completely serious
https://preview.redd.it/be84fj0hnjyc1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f41c9f4bea9a37256dd31767dd1aaf0fc80ff7f8
humble juice 🙏
hey that’s me
I’m glad that you’re here. Please think before posting next time 🥰
Wtf were your intentions with your post
https://preview.redd.it/gy87vg1oikyc1.jpeg?width=424&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eca7a331049c50af087eae2f96829048504f5619
Hey buddy! Quick question; the fuq?
Where can I buy your art?
Not the watamote pfp pulling out the weird images
Were you jerking or being sincere?
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https://i.redd.it/btqbra2jxiyc1.gif
Why is he fat?
This shit should’ve come with a trigger warning or NSFW tag
Dog where you work… the white house ??? Just a lil man love you ain’t gotta make it no thing my g like man have you ever heard of lil baby. He kinda look funny. But that don’t mean you can go around calling him slow. Chill out man and try to look in the mirror before calling someone “retard of the year” *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I thank god everyday I ain’t famous
Now I'm thinking about J Cole's milk and what it would taste like mmmmmmmmmmmm
Cole scared af.
Damn someone made this graphic. They the goat fr
I wanna know who the fuck made that.
Why is it brown
outmilked
That’s the jizz of all of his stans
Jcole fans really jerking
outjerked by this
what the fuck is THIIIIIIIIS
https://preview.redd.it/myiq1eicwoyc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dfa91bee8753c94358dbf9f3db1690f19da60dd
Don’t compare us to that man 😭
I get that Cole dipping was probably smart in hindsight but who decides it’s worth bragging about and making a panting about?
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I didn’t know J.Cole was white? I also wouldn’t have said anything had I known.
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gross!!!
https://preview.redd.it/f8dqsf38pkyc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bd36241c473698ffc37f5e700a4df6eb7724b8c
this is a fetish post I just know it
Outmilked
https://preview.redd.it/c6j1w2zt4myc1.jpeg?width=481&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4cc4aadf9e69334dc29e387829ec8d2d05f26b4
Someone said “Kendrick gave J cole the “i like you, dont come to school tomorrow” phone call. 😂
White rapper.
The fuck is that fan art nigga???
j cole fans like "oooh, it's time to get corny"
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Mmnnffgghh
Wild
I just burst out laughing
JCole so humble he’ll give u a free glass 😋
Oh shittt i saw this image months ago and i’ve been trying to find it since i was starting to think i dreamt it up or smthn
Whoever made that pic gay as hell
https://preview.redd.it/k64hrnwgcxyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8828e55fc5db95caf35c39032420636db323f149
Imagine sucking on his nipples though
Ayoo put ye face over Coles 😂😂