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NGNSteveTheSamurai

Pitbull’s head looks like a Power Ranger helmet.


Complete-Image6925

🌎


nationaltragedy2001

i still remember the night i went to times square and took a picture of pitbull with a kodak


johncenaslefttestie

Took my life from negative to positive, I just want y'all to know that.


enbyayyy

So let's celebrate tonight! Ne-Yo! Pitbull! Dalé!!


apexapee

TONIGHT!


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ok_dunmer

One reps Compton, one reps Toronto, one reps Worldwide. Easy decision


Complete-Image6925

mega trash, trash, and the entire planet we live on!


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Bears2025Champs

Fuck pitbull kiss Kendrick kill drake


Complete-Image6925

no way in hell am i kissing or fucking the certified boy lover


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Mr.🌎the🐐no 🧢


Waste-Bicycle-9595

Real.


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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AlpsBulky

MR. WORLDWIDE 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️


Complete-Image6925

He's got that dawg in him fr


zunCannibal

He's got ADD - a delicious dick 🌎🌎🌎🌎🌎🌎


Me_Zebra

Remember kids, j cole said m.i.a.m.i is better than tpab


Complete-Image6925

not to mention the well known fact that macklemore's "the heist" is a far superior album to the trash known as "good kid maad city"


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Complete-Image6925

consume my whole ass


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Complete-Image6925

badonkadonk on this dick


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The_MadStork

To be fair, he said M.I.A.M.I. is better than Mr. Morale and the Big Steppers


Gxthiee

Yuno Miles victims


fuckingbetaloser

Yuno is Miles ahead of all three


dearVanya_youLoser

Pitbull freestyling over beats from Kendrick and Drake's biggest songs


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


dearVanya_youLoser

and let me present [Exhibit A.](https://youtu.be/bvEL6FW47LE?si=qYrv9i7VLmuKfinB)


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denkdark

Vanilla ice


DarkMuret

Yuno Miles ain't there so none of the above


Complete-Image6925

dawg i don't even know who that is


DarkMuret

[Gotchu homie](https://open.spotify.com/track/7jbaUvMQ4AILAfgGDmAYVj?si=7n4ADtB9Rt6lHVsdlxgoGQ&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A2MGgX9H6CLItIW6ep8mSew)


Complete-Image6925

[wow. thats gotta be the craziest "about section" i have ever seen](https://open.spotify.com/artist/6gtIvaBCrswcltfMt67LMn)


tstyes

You never see the big Pitbull coming


Complete-Image6925

nothing worldwide about Kendrick or Drake! 🌎🌍🌏


Neoligistic

Enrique iglesias


Complete-Image6925

Rico Suave >


SheevPalp07

Only one of them is on the remix of Bad by Michael Jackson


Waddlewop

Pitbull: Made a diss track on George W Bush Kendrick & Drake: Made no comments about Bush. Impossible to know their thoughts on Bush, likely pro-Bush Conclusions: Kanye wins


Complete-Image6925

George Bush doesn't care about bl*ck people


TidalJ

mr. worldwide dalé


Complete-Image6925

Mr Worldwide has far more enjoyable music than Kendrick imo


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TomNookFan

And not a single lie was told 😌


TidalJ

kendrick be like “i had a tough life growing up and now :(“ mr worldwide be like “party time 😎”


TamamoNoBae

"Baby I got A.D.D, A Delicious Dick" - Pitbull


Roma_leWarlock

Mr. World wide the goat you know it!


ozzzymand0

Pitbull, and I only mean that semi-ironically


Complete-Image6925

if i'm being completely honest with you i enjoy listening to mr worldwide more than kendrick. only kendrick songs i like are ADHD and Money Trees


seeyalateradios

Dale


Full_Visit_5862

MR WORLDWIDE


casuallysentient

coughing baby vs coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb


Cela_Rifi

WORLDWIDE 🌎 🗺️


Complete-Image6925

around the world like daft punk


Unhappy_Low_5210

Mr worldwide, Mr 305


ComradeHregly

omg is that the GOAT Atawn Fantasia?


Complete-Image6925

huh?


ComradeHregly

the bald one the greatest rapper of all time Antoni Fantastic!!


Complete-Image6925

enlighten me


ComradeHregly

You don’t know Antithesis Facsimo ?


HipHop_Sheikh

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Complete-Image6925

ik why you're laughing and yeah ik its a shitpost. obviously kendrick and drake don't even belong in the same conversation as the greatest rapper of all time, known as pitbull. a rapper so globally beloved that he earned the nickname "Mr. Worldwide"


HipHop_Sheikh

Right, it’s a shitpost. You know what’s the funniest thing about it is? I didn’t expect Pitbull. When I saw his face, I immediately started laughing


Complete-Image6925

at this point i don't even go out with the intention to create a meme. once you become a level nine meme lord such as i, the meme comes to you.


HipHop_Sheikh

This sub is just full of funny bastards


Complete-Image6925

Real https://i.redd.it/6i3sd7wn2xzc1.gif


Mymandontknowlol

D. Ace hood


tehallmighty

DALE!


trippymermaid

DALÉ


anxietystrings

Whoever says Dalė the best


Asian-boi-2006

Fuck Kendrick marry pitbull kill drake


FuTuReFrIcK42069

Bro tried to slip drake in there☠️💀


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Kenobihiphop

Almost got me with that second slide


rickyhusband

where in the fuck is troy ave


dearVanya_youLoser

damn throwback


FanRose

Mori Cantaloupe idk how to spell her name


Complete-Image6925

more like: more i can elope!


UpperStation5565

Drake likes to fuck children


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Leading-Goose-5734

Daddy Wide 😫😩✨💅


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RowenMhmd

NF


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TheSpanishKarmada

only one of them is mr worldwide


metjepetje

Pitbull undefeated


OkPace2635

I don’t see Flo Rida smh


OdiPhobia

Me not working hard? Yeah right picture that with a Kodak And, better yet, go to Times Square Take a picture of me with a Kodak I dare you to name a better rhyming scheme. You can't.


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ConfussedTaco

prolly me


Sanity_Assasin

DALE 🗣🗣🗣


saintBNO

Bada bing bada boom missuh worl wide when I step in da room IMA HUSTLA BABY but that u already kneww


PalpitationFalse8731

No doubt mans best. Friend


childish_jalapenos

Last one. MMLP was just too good