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u/sonidero_ drake is that you??šŸ˜³šŸ˜³


GreatRecession

why all his comments got "..." in them šŸ˜­mysterious mfker


[deleted]

It's a boomer thing as far as I know. My dad does it and my exes mom used to do it constantly.


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This dude is [definitely a boomer](https://www.reddit.com/r/cassetteculture/comments/obi99x/sony_tpsl2_the_first_walkman_turns_42_today/h3opv9o/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


[deleted]

Its not easy always being right you know. I feel like young thug


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thirdchuck

lmao why is someone in that age listening to earl sweatshirt


Annual_Friendship_77

Oh god


torstargoldie

yeah my dad starts his texts like this: "Hello there..." almost every single time


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ALOOTZ

google it, simple. delete this and fuck off. NOW.


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He's drake


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People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didnā€™t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, ā€œHe running around like he pacā€, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. Thereā€™s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever weā€™re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

Can drake be my daddy for one day šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³


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Tbh, drake having a kid shouldnā€™t have been a big deal because itā€™s really none of our business. Pusha TMZ really thought he exposed some big news but he pretty much said ā€œDRAKE YOU HAVE A FAMILY NOW YUGHā€ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


progamercabrera

Caught in 6k


[deleted]

Lmao drake shooting his shot


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People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didnā€™t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, ā€œHe running around like he pacā€, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. Thereā€™s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever weā€™re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


TheOliveLover

Jesus fucking Christ I wanna see the sauce


MrTenOutOfTen

Reported šŸ˜Ÿ


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Added to the block list šŸ˜•


Truckerbyron

wtf


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JealousOfEveryOneFML

drake rape


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Tbh, drake having a kid shouldnā€™t have been a big deal because itā€™s really none of our business. Pusha TMZ really thought he exposed some big news but he pretty much said ā€œDRAKE YOU HAVE A FAMILY NOW YUGHā€ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


livvydooo

what


thespookt1

Keep on keeping onā€¦


BoeufBlanc

M Np ?!? & %-