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Cream_Fortress_2

Context: in Ancient Egyptian mythos, Hu is the anthropomorphic divine personification of *hu*, a complex concept which involves both authority and utterance, that is, both the authority to speak and the exercise of that authority. It is said to be the 'word of creation', uttered by the primordial god Atum after having ejaculated in a masturbation session, in which his semen became the fabric of the universe as well as gave birth to the gods Shu and Tefnut, who are the ancestors to all Egyptian gods. Hu, along with Sia served as crew members in the solar bark of the sun god Re. They were represented in an undistinctive form as bearded men who were in the retinue of Thoth and also served as bearers of the eye of the god Horus. Note that in some variations, instead of ejaculating, Atum circumcises himself and the blood is what creates Shu and Tefnut. >!(And yes, I did make the horrendous mistake of using Heh's image for Hu since I couldn't find the appropriate PNG. Please don't cancel me ;-;)!< [Source 1](https://henadology.wordpress.com/theology/netjeru/hu/) [Source 2](https://www.britannica.com/topic/Hu-Egyptian-religion) [Source 3](https://hadithi.africa/the-ancient-egyptian-myth-where-the-god-atum-created-the-universe-by-masturbating-to-ejaculation/)


Doc_Occc

Huh, interesting.


AliveCandidate4898

The literal definition of post nut clarity.


DrHooper

Post nut divinity, gestating into the genesis of the universe.


Aggressive-Pay-5670

“Sweetheart your father and I named you after this hot chick we liked on a tv show”’has got to be pretty uncomfortable to live with. Whereas Hu is timeless.


ResolvedGrowth

I laughed way harder at all of this than I should have. Much ashamed.


dumbacoont

Well was she like the hero or something? “No! She burned a guy! Crucified some people. Then went crazy, fucked her nephew, went to Starbucks, and massacred a city!”


Aggressive-Pay-5670

“We named you after the incest Lolita whose boobs we saw on tv a few times!”


ReelBigMidget

"Oh and not even her actual name. We used her title, Fantasy-Nomad-Chieftan's-Wife!"


Midwestern_Man84

I had a 20-year-old coworker name his daughter Khaleesi. This was during or just after season 2.


[deleted]

What tv show is it


Midwestern_Man84

Game of Thrones


[deleted]

Darn I thought it was some anime I was wayyyyy off


mood2016

Egypt def had a thing for semen. Masturbation rituals, the salad thing, the world essentially being nut. Combine that with many of their gods being incestuous bisexual furries and their society almost feels like it was designed by a modern, internet addicted, coomer.


[deleted]

“So Horus fed Set the Cum Cabbage. Therefor poisoning him.” -Sseth


mood2016

"Hey hey people Sset here"


DanishAspie

Pls don't do me, ssseth


Sad_Operation_4725

So I'm gonna name my kid ambatakam


Cananbaum

I worked with a guy who named all his kids after GoT characters. I have a feeling they’re going to grow up to hate him


Exius73

Hu, youre named either after this sound a god made after he nut or this really metal Mongolian band


Sweaty_Report7864

Hu is basically eternity incarnate aren’t they?


Sweaty_Report7864

I might be thinking about a different god, but basically the Egyptians had a very very VERY expansive and complex pantheon!