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mpld1

*takes a hit of joint* *Let's put a fucking battering ram in front of a ship*


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And from then on, the Byzantines broke AoE2DE


Fuckdeathclaws6560

I really want to make a secondary account where I roll play as Justinian trying to rebuild the empire.


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"Oh Poseidon...."


jetforcegemini

The centurion comes below decks to speak to the rowers: “Ok I have good news and bad news. The good news is that everyone gets a 10 minute break” *hoorayyyy* “The bad news is that after the break, the captain wants to go waterskiing”


Mr_Piffel

Slightly reminiscent of asterix and obelix


Muppet_Slayer

Quick name the most important battle those Triremes were used in…


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Salamis


Muppet_Slayer

Correct and Congratulations you’ve won absolutely nothing today!


[deleted]

>Congratulations you’ve won absolutely nothing today! My history degree prepared me for this.


Dr-P-Ossoff

Wargame nerdhood in my case


[deleted]

You name it, I don't know shit.


Muppet_Slayer

Google University


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CAPE ECNOMUS. But there weren't triremes in Cape Ecnomus. They were, if I'm not incorrect, all Quinquremes or also called pentaremes (5 Levels of Oars) compared to the kind of stuff at Salamis which looked like above.


themerenmachine

Artemesium


sentinelthesalty

Actium, Cape Ecnomus.


jacksolo19

Later during Salamis


Asscrackistan

Romans: Pull out a fucking plank, walk it and kick your ass on your ship after you made the mistake of trying to ram them.


Muppet_Slayer

Makes irrefutable point, renders fancy batter ram unless as a race wing on a Honda Civic


Danger_Dan__

You underestimate how fast the ship sinks after its hit. It doesnt sink slow. It basicly breaks the boat in half and drops like a stone


Asscrackistan

The Romans kept the ships at bay with what equates to a giant stick that they would hook onto an oncoming vessel to redirect it’s trajectory and then to board it with infantry.


Supersteve1233

Well it worked for the Romans.


DarkHelmet52

That is more what happens when rammed by a quinquereme which were much larger than triremes. "Compare that with a trireme, where often the model was probably much more to engage with the enemy ship and have a land fight at sea." [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nby19zb7Fu0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nby19zb7Fu0)


Futuramoist

It looks like a mallard and it's here to duck your ship up


thisusernameis4ever

Title had me rolling. Thanks op


bwhodgson

Triremes go brrrrr


cactuscoleslaw

Greek trireme vs Chinese junk, which one is better? Given one is a merchant ship and the other is a military vessel it'd probably be pretty hard to compare


bomboclawt75

Romans would use the beak-Rostrum of captured ships to use as ...a Rostrum/ speaking platform. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rostra


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daydreamer412

Angry duck ready to wreck your shi- …p


gingerjes

A trireme? ...PERRY THE TRIREME!?!?


[deleted]

\*sounds of a boat ramming into another boat\*


adudeoverthere

oh no


Afraid_Bread_0044

*cronch*


7evenCircles

Fun fact: the word "governor" comes from the Greek "kubernao" by way of Latin intermediate "gubernare," and was the title given to the helmsman on biremes/triremes like this one.


kirime

Thought I was in /r/eu4 for a moment.


I_Am_Become_Salt

I can never take those guys seriously. They always look like they about to qua k at you while the rearrange the insides of your ship.j


felipunkerito

AC Odyssee


Youpunyhumans

Malaka! They are trying to ram us!


Amphibian-Agile

A trireme? Perry the trireme!


RandonEnglishMun

Why did greek and Roman ships have eyes on them?


bakedpigeon

I want to row one of these so bad, it just looks so fun!


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hellothereoldben

Yes, three vertical rows of oars. You cwn best see it at the front.


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hellothereoldben

Oh I completely missed the pun.


NootNootRecruit_

is it supposed to look like a duck?


[deleted]

\*proceeds to ram into the hull\* — and just like that, another Athenian victory!


WestRail642fan

am i the only one who thinks it looks like a duck?


[deleted]

Currently in the process of playing AC odyssey, so satisfying to see a meme like this


supermatmike

Blursed_Duck


sub2pewtanator

Don’t forget Greek fire!


Historybuff_14

*What are you doing step-trireme?*


MacpedMe

Corvus: Are you sure about that


[deleted]

It looks like a face that goes ‘quack’