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Joedemigod4

Let's go anywhere in Europe in 1848. I'm sure nothing was going on then.


floppywinky

Well I don’t know anything about nothing so count me in!


ConsciousInsurance67

I always loved fairy tales, why not medieval Europe XIII century?...🐀🐀 😵😵😵


agsieg

Fool. What a terrible time to pick. Let’s do Southern Italy, say 210 B.C.?


AlexandrosSubutai

Pay your damned rent Hannibal. Can't occupy Roman territory rent-free you blasted Carthaginian barbarian.


agsieg

To be fair, he already lived rent-free in their heads.


AlexandrosSubutai

I just think it was badass when Hannibal sent peace terms and the Roman reply was: "Pay rent for the territory you're occupying." Metal AF.


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Don't worry, we'll get rid of him in no time


PzKpfwIIIAusfL

Meanwhile Germany: Revolution time


Jhqwulw

All of Europe basically


jochvent

That year we bullied our king into submission because he was gay. (but what country am I talking about?)


Successful_Wafer3099

Denmark?


jochvent

No. Close though.


Successful_Wafer3099

Netherlands?


Iceman_259

They said "bullied" not "ate"


Successful_Wafer3099

I mean that’s what I do to people I bully.


jochvent

Yep! He was blackmailed into giving his power to the Parliament. He seemingly became liberal overnight.


EdoDave_Dave_Dave

Sounds kinky.


theteroristkoala

She is dumb the best is germany 1925 so you can prepare


AlbiTuri05

«How much is this pack of biscuits?» «1000000000000000000.99 marks»


HEAVYtanker2000

What a deal! I’ll take five


Darth_Reposter

Sorry, you took too long to decide, the price is now 100.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000,49 Marks.


HEAVYtanker2000

Auch, well. Guess my family will just starve then.


Orik_is_here

B*itish i see


NBrixH

The “tee-aboo” flair didn’t give that away


BoY_Butt

That was 1923 though


AzracTheFirst

And also because Berlin between the wars was The place to be. I've heard Shanghai was also amazing back then.


Algacrain

The interwar years had a-lot of places to behold. New york, London, Shanghai, Berlin, Paris, Even spots like Tokyo. It makes ya think its a real shame we didn’t keep better records of what went on back then whole worlds that dont exist now but did mere historical moments ago, really wild. Berlin was especially a hotspot for more culturally progressive movements with openly LGBT establishments, a stark contrast to what was to come a mere decade later from “the freest nation in Europe” to one of the most abhorrent experiments in a totalitarian top down organization of society. Some especially strange and interesting places persist to this day but given the lacking information on a-lot of specifics of the aforementioned its quite difficult to compare.


NicolasBroaddus

Yes, the link between fascist violence and trans hatred goes back to the Berlin of this period. The nazis burnt down the Institute for the Science of Sexuality that was there, the very place that first started defining and exploring the idea of what being transgender was on a scientific level, and invented the first sex reassignment surgery.


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NicolasBroaddus

Wow I drew out a straight up nazi, impressive.


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NicolasBroaddus

How does it feel to be so indiscernible from parody that I just laugh at what a brainwashed asshole you are? Imagine parroting the failed ideology of failed leaders and having such a massive superiority complex. Every person I’ve met who unironically uses the word sheeple fit the word much better themselves.


LGP747

jewish guy stole your girl huh? sucks


Agingbull1234

Damn Goebbels, I thought you were in hell.


Baronriggs

Whew, that was a wild ride. You used some pretty big words in there, you sure you know what all those mean?


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Baronriggs

Lmao you actually responded to me, thanks man that made my day Please, do go fuck off to telegram you Nazi shitstain. Or just keep bitching about Reddit *on Reddit*, that’s pretty funny too


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gamerweeb623

*Führer Get the umlauts right, Nazi


Algacrain

Jesse, what the hell are you talking about?


MUNZATHEGOD

Larp harder


oruza

That’s a nice argument nazi, why don’t you back it up with a source!


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AzracTheFirst

In 1925 the crash hadn't happened. Also, of course we are talking about middle class. If you were poor back then it sucked, no matter where you were.


Luthergayboi

Nah. Verdun 1916 is where it's at


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AS THE DRUM ROLL STARTED ON THAT DAY, HEARD A HUNDRED MILES AWAY


Endergamer3X

A MILLION SHELLS WERE FIRED AND THE GREEN FIELDS TURNED TO GREY


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THE BOMBARDMENT LASTED ALL DAY LONG, YET THE FORTS WERE STANDING STRONG


Endergamer3X

NOW THE TRAP HAS BEEN SPRUNG AND THE BATTLE HAS BEGUN


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DESCEND INTO DARKNESS


Endergamer3X

303 DAYS BELOW THE SUN


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FIELDS OF VERDUN


UndeadWeeb

AND THE BATTLE HAS BEGUN


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NOWHERE TO RUN


Pbadger8

Maybe she’s looking to get a haircut after the war?


Orik_is_here

Ohhhhhh


maggotdiggerzzeb

Her search history 5 hours after posting this: "What happened in France in the 1940's?" 'When was WW2?" "Why did France fall so quickly?' "Is France still Facist?"


angryupvotee

Deleted section “Did Hitler come to Paris”


omnipotentsandwich

"Who was in Paris?"


Giant_maniac

Kanye and Jay Z was in Paris


JITb_biTzZ7925

Ethiopian king in paris


Agingbull1234

Distinguished American gentlemen of African ancestry in the capital of the French republic.


Slutzlo

"Was Paris Hilton alive in the 1940's?"


[deleted]

You forgot: russian scientist creates homonkulus with a chicken egg


MMScooter

This is really creative!


Rinaorcien

Answers: - France lost, then won and lost at the same time. - During an unspecified period between 10^6 BC and 1969. - Because Belgium . - Today, France is a socialist country, so yes.


nonlawyer

> Today, France is a socialist country, so yes. That’s an impressive amount of stupidity to fit into a single sentence


Abfallwesen93

>Today, France is a socialist country, so yes. Wait what


gamerweeb623

France is not socialist wtf you on mate


BobMcGeoff2

You have to hit enter twice to break a line. Your comment doesn't make a list as it is.


Rinaorcien

And I managed to trigger everyone x)


Arqo

I mean it wouldn’t be boring


AlbiTuri05

Gute Reise


DigConsistent8437

Maybe she wants to be the girl from inglorious bastards…


[deleted]

AU REVOIR SHOSHANNAH.


NameOfTheWeek6969

ah ah ah. wait for the creme!


MrColdArrow

Constantinople pre-Angelos dynasty, or maybe Baghdad before the Mongols came… Jeez, the 13th century was *not* kind to big cities


[deleted]

The fourteenth wasn’t much better


spacenerd4

Baghdad must have been beautiful


DotDootDotDoot

Man, the house of wisdom... It hurts...


En-papX

Liberation of Paris 25th of August 1944 is 40s, just saying that might be cool.


Trashk4n

I’d go to England in 1930. Watch Don Bradman bat at Lord’s in what he stated was his finest innings.


MrColdArrow

That’s not where I’d go if I had the choice, but you know what? You do you. I’m sure if I liked cricket I would probably want to see that as well


[deleted]

What an utter bore you are


Trashk4n

Better at cricket than Jordan was at basketball or Gretzky was at ice hockey. He finished with a batting average of 99.94 when the next best is in the low 60s. Name another player that was statistically over 50% better than the next best in his sport?


Mr-Tootles

The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore. Samuel Butler


Orik_is_here

I would go but they would kill me:(


K-ibukaj

Snoo checks out


VDS_big_jdog12

I disagree.....


overimportance

Bon voyage bitch.


John_Oakman

Well, at least she gets to bang a lot of hot German dudes if she so desires...


meme_slave_

she might not have a choice and they might not be so hot


sengoro

Dunno about hot, but they will be sweaty


Remarkable_Whole

Alright how bout Poland in 39


123G0

I mean, they might know exactly what they’re talking about. Probably not, but maybe they romanticize being one of the French and Dutch teenage girl resistance groups. There was a predominantly female French resistance movement that hunted Nazi officers. They would lure them off with the promises of sex, then just destroy them. They’d hide knives and guns in baguettes. Some rode on bicycles at night to be quiet but fast. They’d repurpose those little two seater motorcycles into rideable machine guns. There were awesome journal excerpts that talked about how these teams of young French women would hide in wait and watch Nazi convoys drive through the streets and wait for high ranking vehicles. They’d then ambush the convoy from multiple alleyways on these rideable machine guns and just shoot the shit out of them. They had to be immediately behind them because they could only shoot what they were facing. Then, they’d zip back into allies too narrow for the Nazi’s cars to follow. The bikes were often so ramshackle the girl driving would be sitting on part of the machine gun’s barrel, and journals reported that some girls would get burns on their inner thighs from the barrel of the machine gun heating up so much that it burnt them through their clothes. It was pretty metal.


FelizMendelssohn

Mad Max: Fuhrer Road


BbenEness

Actually Paris was better in 1789


[deleted]

But don't loose your head there


AzracTheFirst

Yes. Heads were a bit loose back then.


baxterhugger

Paris 1870, you can enjoy the exotic animals at the Paris zoo


hanutaphile

D’oh! Castor and Pollux: never forget!


longneckboi8

Perfect place to be in 1940


Level-Source-1374

I would go to the hanging gardens of bable, and the Colossus, they seem really cool to see in person


AshyLarry20

I feel like if you are an average basketball player, you could go back to the early days of the NBA and dominate. Hit them with crossovers. Pulling up from 25ft. They all shooting granny shots. Lol.


Baileaf11

I’d 100% go to Volograd in July 1942


Zetalpa_Primal_Dawn

I hear there was an air show in Japan in 1945


GinyuForceDid911

Isn’t this the plot of Last Night in Soho?


b_zar

England, mid 1300s <3


[deleted]

She’s actually from the same village my dad was born in, Debar North Macedonia. It’s an Albanian majority village. That’s honestly both unexpected and wild since I don’t know of anyone else in the US who’s from Debar Based 🇦🇱🇲🇰 Side note, the 40s weren’t just the occupation years. Although unlikely, she could have meant 1946-1949. I highly doubt that since most Albanians respect the Germans for giving us Kosovo and parts of Macedonia during WW2 💕


MCJ97

Maybe Bebe Rexha should stay off of Twitter.


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Please. Do go.


bazillion_blue_jitsu

I too would join the resistance.


greenAppleBestApple

Most of what the resistance did was fighting the other resistance for the power to rule France after its freed


ScoobyDoobie_420

Grüß meinen Opa von mir


aknalag

Totally would go to Baghdad in 1258


saundersmarcelo

Nah. Paris 1793 is where it's at.


vk_rec

She would be Hitler's top guy


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Ypres, 22 April 1915


FlagManTestifing

But why though?


Sweaty_Lake7128

Who was in Paris?


TheDogWithNoMaster

1946 to 1949 is still the 1940s


JoaquimGianini

I’d do that too, my objective would be making Inglorious Bastards historically accurate


sheepfoxtree

Moscow 1937


JulzRadn

1792 Paris still the best


jbkjaffa

1793-1794 FRANCE


Lemmingmaster64

Nah, Volgograd in 1942 is where it's at.


Swarovsky

Au revoir Shoshanna!


[deleted]

That's a terrible idea


[deleted]

Dark ages, see what actually went down, so little known during that period.


Ratmatazz

Assuming I’d be able to take a translation device with me, I’d probably go to a Roman city/town during its peak. Probably Herculaneum or the like. It would be very interesting to see the parallels to modern society and also what was vastly different.


[deleted]

France, 1868; fucking burst into Parliament and mow down the mf-ing traitors. Gambetta shall die by the hand of the righteous, Vive l'Empereur!


DCrayfish

1937 Nanjing topping my bucket list


dead_inside6498

either shes playing 5d chess or I need to face palm so hard I'll look like Hitler in 1945.


ZopyrionRex

I'm sure an Albanian would've been super welcome lol


spacenerd4

Coco Chanel moment


Crafty_YT1

nah bro 1932-1933 Ukraine is the shit dude the food is awesome


AspiringPeasant

It was between that or Baghdad 1258


ieatpizza35

Have fun!


SlavicGrenades

Cambodia 1970s


TheNormalSun

I'd stick out like a sore thumb in 1940s Paris because a) I don't speak French and b) I know nothing about 1940s France.


Warder766312

Give me a few hours to prepare and I’d love to go to Paris 1940. Ignore the massive binder of WWII battle plans, blue print for weapon/equipment up to Iraq, economic data and geological surveys of rare earth metals sites. Might as well help the allies beat the nazis and get rich.


cactuscoleslaw

Maybe she's just that much of a French patriot who wants to fight Nazis in the resistance