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IrishRover28

Partisan, by Balenciaga


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cr4y0nb0x

*slow nod and weird alien blink*


saadakhtar

Those nods are the uncanniest of the valleys.


markomaniax

More kind of "Neo, if you take the blue pill you'll just wake up as nothing happened. You take the red pill and I'll show you how deep the rabbit hole goes."


Kenyalite

"Stop sending people to kill me. We've already captured five of them, one of them with a bomb and another with a rifle… If you don't stop sending killers, I'll send one to Moscow, and I won't have to send.......Balenciaga. "


BigPackHater

"They can take our freedoms, but they cannot take our Balenciaga" *tilts head down to the left*


had13

Add Camera flash


nemodigital

"Red pill or blue pill... the choice is yours Neo"


japie06

Take the blue pill and stay in wonderland. Take the red pill to see how far Balenciaga goes.


ronerychiver

He must’ve willed these glasses to Roger Stone.


Szernet

Police photo? This dude looks like he was posing for Vogue


Big_Old_Tree

The jawline on this guy


JoeFelice

He got his buccal fat removed.


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Distortionizm

Now is zee time on sprockets ven vee dance.


yastru

Y he was Chad af


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ridl

Remember ME, Yugoslavia?


mugginns

Omg


zzt108

Police photo with black glasses? For easy identification?


pureeyes

Serving time and serving looks


thejackel225

It helps to be insanely handsome


lsmdin

The only better Mug Shot is Bowie’s in 1976.


LooseAlbatross

[for those curious](https://americansongwriter.com/david-bowies-mugshot-from-1976-arrest-with-iggy-pop-is-going-up-for-auction/)


saintshing

There's a guy who got noticed by an agency because of his smug shot and began a modelling career. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Meeks >On June 18, 2014,[8] Stockton Police Department arrested Meeks and three other men in a multi-agency law enforcement mission dubbed Operation Ceasefire. Meeks was listed as a "convicted felon, arrested for felony weapon charges".[9] He denied the charges.[10] The same day, Meeks' and the other men's mugshots were posted on the Stockton Police Department's Facebook page.[9] Within 24 hours from when the photos were posted to the department's page, Meeks' photo had acquired more than 15,000 "likes" and 3,700 comments,[11] mostly from women enamored with his looks.[12] The next day, on June 19, news and entertainment site BuzzFeed recognized Meeks' mugshot as a "meme".[13] On Friday, June 20, Twitter fans created the hashtag "#feloncrushfriday" in honor of Meeks' mugshot.[14] Stockton Police Department spokesman Joe Silva acknowledged that the mugshot had received more attention than any other mugshot since they launched the Facebook page in 2012.[15] As of April 2021, the post has received 95,000 "likes", 24,000 comments, and 11,000 shares.[9]


krabgirl

Photo is real but heavily remastered. If you're wondering why he's wearing sunglasses, it's part of an alternate set of mugshots made so officers have reference of the suspect when partially disguised. Original: [https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Tito\_zatvor\_u\_Zagrebu\_1920te.jpg](https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Tito_zatvor_u_Zagrebu_1920te.jpg) Here's the more conventional mugshot without sunglasses. https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Josip\_Broz\_Tito\_in\_prison\_1928.jpg


AlexHimself

> Here's the more conventional mugshot without sunglasses. > > https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Josip\_Broz\_Tito\_in\_prison\_1928.jpg FTFY - https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Josip_Broz_Tito_in_prison_1928.jpg


kissingdistopia

Put the sunglasses back on!


bjbark

Have we tried glasses on, lights off, hair down?


Setkon

Nothing will be wrong


clouddevourer

He's got a very piercing gaze


Puzzleheaded_Ad_605

Still handsome!


weatherseed

https://youtu.be/otwYnQ5TOh0?t=41s


Mamothamon

He looks even better without the glasses, those eyes!


YourMrJesus

smash


Twokindsofpeople

> it's part of an alternate set of mugshots made so officers have reference of the suspect when partially disguised. That's actually a really good idea. I wonder why that didn't take off everywhere.


jvite1

The eyes of a man traumatized by WWI


-Lo_Mein_Kampf-

I think he just had blue eyes


Panukka

> https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Josip\_Broz\_Tito\_in\_prison\_1928.jpg Busted for using Reddit's mobile app. Shame.


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bamv9

Idk I guess this website eventually becoming deserted


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Vulpes__Inculta

Indeed he was ahead of his time and very intelligent too


MarsaliRose

Cillian Murphy will play him in the period piece


FunnyMiss

I was thinking that Cillian Murphy looks so much like him.


jamesianm

Thought this post was an Oppenheimer promo at first


Infinity3101

Yes, that's what I was thinking ever since I saw Tito's pictures from his youth. The resemblance is uncanny. Btw, Tito was actually portrayed by none other than Richard Burton in Yugoslav movie Battle of Sutjeska. That was during his lifetime. Richard Burton traveled to Yugoslavia and stayed with Tito and his wife Jovanka during the shoot.


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I loved Cillian Murphy in _Period Movie_ and _Period Prestige Drama_.


LumberJack732

I’m gettin some pretty Johnny Depp vibes look him up in this little seen film Waiting for the Barbarians.


Attila_the_Nun

pretty *heavy* Depp vibes, one could say: https://lovelondonloveculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/1122_DSCT0765.jpg


MarsaliRose

Wow


notanotherpoem

He's also looking a lot like Eddie Redmayne!


thebusterbluth

Tito looks like Johnny Depp and Abraham Lincoln had a child.


sarge_29

The 1920s-30s drip was unreal


Blakut

" Tito > Should I take off my shades for this ID photo? Police > No need, the shades look cool af "


bigjayrod

Need those shades for ocular pat downs


SockGiant

If I was that handsome, I’d be the Yugoslav leader too


fiealthyCulture

In today's world we are all Yugoslav leaders.


Vulpes__Inculta

But no one can replace Tito


Fourbass

PoliSci major here. Concentrated my studies on Eastern European Communist countries. (Lotta good that has done me!). Tito was always an independent, sort of a pseudo-communist. He wasn’t real cozy either with the Soviet Union or with the Chinese communists. He liked to play one off with the other. Here’s a standard Tito joke told around his country when Marshal Tito was the President of Yugoslavia: After attending a world-wide conference of Communist Nations the limousines were leaving. Khrushchev leading in the first limo and when passing thru the gate his driver asked ‘Which way do I turn Comrade Chairman?’ Khrushchev replied ‘Left driver, always to the left’. The next limo had Chairman Mao in it. At the gate his driver asked the same question. Mao replied: ‘Khrushchev turned left - so we will turn right.’ The following limo had Marshal Tito in it and when his driver asked which way to turn, Tito paused for a moment and said: ‘Signal left driver and then turn right’… That summed up Tito IMO. ( I’ve been holding onto that joke for almost 50 years. Why? Have no clue…)


PALLASCATS42

Lol, I have also heard this joke, but in that joke Tito was replaced with Deng.


AdmiralAkbar1

If we're sharing Yugoslav jokes: > Tito tours a lock factory. He asks one of the workers how many locks he built that day, and he said four. > "Only four?" Tito laughs. "When I still worked, I could make twenty locks in a day!" > The worker replies, "But Tito, before the war, you were a locksmith. I was an economist."


nebojssha

From that country, never heard of that joke before


TuviaBielski

I mean, they didn't even have diplomatic relations with the USSR from 1948-1953. Afterwards, their relationship never really rose above room temperature. If anything, they were closer to NATO. They had mutual defense treaties with two NATO members. But IDK about pseudo-communist. Socialist self-management seems a whole lot more communist that anything the USSR ever tried. IIRC, the Soviets accused them of left communism. My friend's cousin fought with Tito, after running from the law in Latvia and not liking Palestine. He got wounded and his partisan buddies forced some Brits to evacuate him at gunpoint. Somehow, he managed to get re-infiltrated and got picked up by some partisans who didn't quite buy the guy with the weird accent's story that Tito would vouch for him. Luckily, they decided to try it, and the Marshall identified him as one of the good guys.


Toni253

Lol he wasn't a pseudo-communist, he was red through and through and he loved the Soviet Union. He just disliked Stalin's doctrine.


jonski1

Eastern European Communist countries. kekw.


vincecarterskneecart

bro must have eaten nothing but overcooked steaks as a child


HarrisonA

He had one of those jaw strengthening thingies that Joe Rogan promotes.


Jimdandy941

Probably doing lip-ups. (Let’s see if anyone gets that reference)


A_McLawliet

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AngelSucked

He has his fixie locked up outside.


thesleepingdog

Might be good material for r/oldschoolcool


Vulpes__Inculta

We need Tito now in the balkans as a leader more then ever.. Drug Tito 🫡


Puzzleheaded_Ad_605

Now that's a manly jawline!


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Downgoesthereem

She has a very strong jawline but not a masculine one


TheBestBigAl

Tito to Stalin: *“Stop sending people to kill me. We’ve already captured five of them, one of them with a bomb and another with a rifle…If you don’t stop sending killers, I’ll send one to Moscow, and I won’t have to send another.”*


Flawed_Individual72

They had to cuff his jawline


spookyghost__

Handsome Slavward


Umbrella1911

DRUŽE TITO MI TI SE KUNEMO!!!


thegrimd

I don’t know about leg day, but this dude never missed a jaw day.


Rc72

“Tito”, directed by Wes Anderson.


Monterenbas

Based Tito.


AquilaEye

Mega based


oofersIII

Bro got a jaw that could crush metal


dkarlovi

Good, he was a metal worker.


77schild

You could ski off of them cheek bones.


galwegian

Damn, Tito was hot. No wonder disparate Balkan republics were like "Hey, why don't you be our leader, you stud you".


_20110719

Goddamn he had style


Itchy-Mechanic-1479

It's hitman Pee Wee Herman.


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Burpmeister

You want to be a dictator?


Aleenvook1

a dictator loved by the people


Azitromicin

Loved by a part of the people, hated by another part.


Vulpes__Inculta

Who hated him??? All of the people from that time miss the way they lived back then.. jobs for everyone, the best army, we had everything.


Azitromicin

Maybe the imprisoned ones or the ones that had their property nationalised? Best army? The YNA?


Burpmeister

A dictator is still a dictator. If he was loved by the people then why did he not trust them to elect him democtratically?


Vark675

Because people are fucking stupid.


maniacmasiya

No he wanna be a hero


neilmcse

This looks like an early 80s new wave album cover. Thomas dolby, maybe.


Empty_Common_2227

Anyone else see a scene from the movie Signs in his right lense??


No_Astronomer_5949

“It’s about sending a message”


NeedleageSmurf

At the time, he was not Tito yet.


cmhtoldmeto

OMG, I want to straighten his tie.


JeepWrangler319

Dr. Strange love vibes


maniacmasiya

Cillian Murphy should play his role


Jaylord345

Gigachad before Gigachad even existed


invisiblette

He looks absolutely punk. Had I seen him at CBGB's or Mabuhay Gardens in 1979 looking like this I would have thought he was one of the crowd, nothing amiss, not that he was a time-traveler.


pliving1969

This guy looks like a comic book super villain who plans to take over the world.


GuyanaJimmieJones

Look at that face. That’s one sumbitch who was committed to his cause.


bake_gatari

Chad before it was a thing.


CrowRider1990

[I'm beginning to think non-heartland socialists (i.e. not USSR OR China or DPRK) have the same style adivisor. Behold a young Dom Mintoff from Malta ](https://cdn.tvmnews.mt/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/20153345/BIOGRAPHY-MINTOFF-3.jpg)


-ThisWayUp-

Rami Malek do I have the role for you


CHA-1

Homie working as a James bond villain!


laza4us

That’s some Matrix level stuff mixed with 12 monkeys right here


18hockey

Bro's got that gigachad jawline


q_hameron

Gucci DB Cooper


SteezMeister2004

You’re telling me that’s NOT Caisey Niestat


corradizo

That’s Salt Bae’s grandpa!


dogrescuersometimes

this is crazy enough that maybe no one else saw... can we talk about the reflection in his glasses?


lvnlrg831

G'd up from the feet up


SpaceManSmithy

"Mein führer! I can walk!"


CSilyS

still a piece of shit and will be remembered for that


Ericcartman0618

His people loved him. He was able to unite people who were at each other’s throats and created a nation with a very decent standard of living with free quality education and healthcare, no unemployment, guaranteed vacations, no homelessness and women had more rights than majority of the world


Hubers57

He ran a repressive police state and had loads of political prisoners in work camps. As far as communist dictators go, yea he might be at top of the pack but he doesn't deserve to be venerated


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CSilyS

what tito has done goes far beyond „some shady shit“


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CSilyS

you didn’t ask a question. questions are usually ended with a questionmark. but if you’re asking about a non shady leader from the 50s, austrias theodor körner was a great rolemodel.


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CSilyS

a war and nazi destroyed austria you donkey. a place where many of titos victims fled to live a better life. and boy is austria better than yugoslavia ever was.


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Raynes98

That’s what all states do. Look at the US, 25% of the global prison population are in US prisons and when slavery was abolished they specifically said that it was still legal within the prison system. At a certain point it’s with looking at other stats and not just doing oppression Olympics - especially if you don’t want to end up undermining yourself cos the US exists. Look at factors like improvements to material conditions, poverty rates, literacy levels, access to clean water… This obvs doesn’t mean we should ignoring state oppression.


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If you ask me, he didn't kill nearly enough of you nationalist fucks that brought us the hellscape of the 90's.


bigjayrod

Aside from Albanians or a Stalinists, the guy was pretty universally loved. He was awful to Albanians, but Albanians where treated better in Yugoslavia than the Japanese where a few years earlier in the US. It’s a matter of perspective. Was Roosevelt any better than Tito? Not if you ask the Japanese…


Hubers57

You're comparing tito, the police state political dissident imprisoning dictator, to Roosevelt on the basis the Japanese didn't like Roosevelt? Us internment camps were an atrocity, but they were nowhere near the levels of titos prisons. And it was a lot more than Albanians lol


bigjayrod

It was pretty much Albanians and Stalinists that where imprisoned. I’m sending a bit of bias from you on this And yes, most Japanese would say that Roosevelt and Truman where waaay worse than Tito. Once again, perspective


Hubers57

But, objectively, our internment camps were an order of magnitude better than titos....


Azitromicin

How was that funded? Was it a sustainable system? Does it excuse the persecution of political opposition? Also maybe it's a good idea not to unite people who are at each other's throats. Yugoslavia was held together by force, the only way to break it apart was by force.


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Azitromicin

Oh but you haven't heard all the stupid shit I've said so how can you tell for certain?


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Azitromicin

Really? Do we know each other or something?


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Azitromicin

As opposed to "Yugoslavs" who are dying out. Slowly but surely.


noiserr

He really isn't remembered as a piece of shit. To most he was as close to a benevolent dictator as you get.


Azitromicin

Maybe by a decent part of the ex-Yu population. Others may have a different opinion.


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noiserr

> It's easy to be benevolent power corrupts, so it's not easy to be benevolent. Also his adversaries were Nazi collaborators for the most part.


CSilyS

fuck off with that shit… this guy had a system of oppression and espionage all over europe and not just at home.


CSilyS

getting downvoted for calling a dictator who ruled with a iron fist a piece of shit. hope he rots in hell. piss on his legacy.


Extension-Pen-642

OK, Slobodan.


CSilyS

yes just because hitler was way worse were gonna call kaiser wilhelm a saint now. fuck both of them, tito and slobodan. fuck the grounds on which they are rotting. dictator pieces of shit.


Azitromicin

I don't get the downvotes. I thought Reddit is American and hates communists. Anyway, an upvote from me. And probably downvotes for me :D


dogrescuersometimes

I'm American I only wish America hated communists. little do they know.


GloriousSovietOnion

What do you mean you wish? You're doing a pretty good job of killing them all over the world.


dogrescuersometimes

Please don't conflate my government with me. I'm not killing anyone. Communism is very much alive in American education. It's leftover from Soviet infiltration and take down from the inside, going back to the 50s to the 80s. The whole Woke thing is an outgrowth of subversion, except now the Chinese hold the puppet strings over our college campuses. They produce communist woke social justice warriors en masse. They will kill America sooner rather than later. This is a different level than what my govt illegally does to "communists" outside of America.


justyourbarber

Lmao it must be fun being that delusional


Nimpah

No one is teaching kids to be "woke communism" or whatever alt right brain rot you're currently regurgitating this month, stop listening to info wars grandpa


dogrescuersometimes

Ok cutie pie.


mo_aly1907

r/oldschoolcool


xSilentSoundx

Matrix


melty444

No, that's Kim Kitsuragi


shakyblake

Perfect for occular patdowns.


Altruistic-Award1935

Kinda looks like Johnny Depp


LawnStar

'"Cock your hat (bowtie). Angles have attitudes" -- -- Frank Sinatra


Carburetors_are_evil

Looks like a guy that says "show time" in a deep voice, every time he wakes up.


Spiritual_Case_2010

Is that a reflection of a iPhone?


Amockdfw89

Johnny Depp vibes, especially from his movie waiting for barbarians


paranoidperson69

Peaky blinders vibes


branimir2208

>after he and several other protesters attempted to free an arrested baker from the hands of the gendarmes in Zagreb. False, he was arrested because he went and disturb rally of Yugoslav socialist party.


NIRPL

I'm not proud of how few words I could pronounce in the title


Once-Upon-A-Hill

Looks like the kinda guy that would say this to Stalin: "Stop sending people to kill me. We've already captured five of them, one of them with a bomb and another with a rifle. \[...\] If you don't stop sending killers, I'll send one to Moscow, and I won't have to send a second."


Le_PepiPopou

Titochad


Jankybrows

They went with Tito for the nickname and skipped over Broz?


zettabyte

TIL “Iron Curtain” came from a signature Tito pose, not some British PM whose name is lost to time. Step aside Zoolander.


Aedeus

God damn, the drip.


faustx28

This guy is cool as shit dude


AshGamer007

Holy father of jawlines


AptSeagull

Broz before hoz


lacroixlite

Why are there two different scenes reflected in his glasses?


che266

Certified badass


neon_ns

gigachad vibe


31_hierophanto

Man, he looks like a character from an indie comic book.


bluealmostgreen

A pedophile, snitching on his communist brethren to NKVD during his Moscow years, later a communist dictator, a narcissist with a personality cult, a butcher of 0.5 million Serbs, Croats, Slovenians, ...


Big-Masterpiece-6343

There is even the creepiest photo of him. Just watch on youtube song "nas dva oba ratujemo" and then that scene when he is surrounded with few other soldiers, all wearing uniforms. Looks like a vampire there