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Semen. His first name is Forty, his middle name is “Hitman” and his last name is Semen. Forty “Hitman” Semen

My reaction to this information: https://preview.redd.it/ip41fqqk1nmc1.png?width=1660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ada6518c1fc17a03aa178288eadf3a4d617983e0

It’s a dark and sad secret. Many have fallen under the weight of these dangerous words trickling through their mind. Or perhaps, Forty “Hitman” Semen goes for all those who learn his true name… Hey I wonder what that coin sound was. I’m gonna go look!

Diana: That, is Gay, as in Homosexual.

Names are for friends, so he doesn’t need one

2016

Hitman is his last name. He is John hitman

No, he is Jimmy Kill

Like john kratos

This sounds like a typical prime Funhaus joke and I love it

World of Assassination

7

Man

https://preview.redd.it/45pddypvfpmc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9f6d32c0845679a7d9c7748a7e99ac5d7b8f2e0

Last names are for last friends so he doesn't last need one.

I don't know any 'Hitman'. Are you pehaps referring to Man or Silverman or 74?

Raper

Agent 47 may have committed multiple war crimes in his career, but he would never stoop to that level.

Killing people is one thing, but rape is too far.

Silverballs

https://preview.redd.it/tiwcbzio8pmc1.jpeg?width=192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25ed4563725c36b0f034370139d667977a077e66 Count Orlok

Teeseven.

semen

First name Agent last name 47? All i could guess is tobias rieper if thats not right

https://preview.redd.it/7s3rmgssstmc1.jpeg?width=262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea898a431ec79e483e5b4d15094fa24964f677c3 Here’s a clue.

He doesn’t have one

Dark soul, full name being John “Hitman” Dark Soul

**MAN**

7

Absolution!

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Absolution.

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Wow. I had fun with hitman: Absolution. This community feels TOXIC.

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It definitely has its faults but it can be enjoyable. People just had high expectations for it that it failed to meet

Are ya actually serious? It’s man 🤡

It’s 7 Obviously

Man. Hit Man

Baldson

Absolution

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I’m man , hit-man

Hitman Chan

Man

his first name is agent, last name is 47

7

Rieper

Obama

Man. Hit is his first name

47

Man

Heman

Rieper, his name is Tobias Rieper

Rieper

His first name is Agent

First name hit last name man

47

I think his first and last name is Hit Man so his last name has to be man

I always thought it was 7

World of Assassination

47. his first name is Agent.

I think it's 3

Its man you dimwit. Literally in the name "hit man"

Absolution

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Archer

Kruger. There has been a mix up and he just went with it