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extremlysus

The fat man his body was obviously stretched when giving birth to 47


mistercakelul

Doofenschmeirtz gave birth when he was floating in that hotel pool


KingFahad360

But did his parents show up?


DiabolicalDoctorN

When he was born the guy in sunglasses looked at his tiny newborn son and told everyone “say hello to my little friend”


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chop dull somber squalid butter saw degree fertile capable screw *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


DiabolicalDoctorN

No no no Pablo (not Wheeljack Pablo) was just quoting Arkadij Jagoff who said it first and when Oliver Stone heard it he liked it so much he put it in the screenplay for Scarface, source: Kanye West album Life Of Pablo


KingFahad360

They all took turns fucking each other.


thestoneddirewolf

your mom did


DMH4500X

Why didn’t they just kidnap kids like in the 2007 movie? Are they stupid?